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(Wikipedia)   Today would be Helen Keller's 130th birthday. If only she hid in that attic a little longer   ( en.wikipedia.org) divider line
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2010-06-27 12:54:07 PM  
If Helen Keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?
 
2010-06-27 02:03:37 PM  
Why'd Helen Keller's dog run away?
 
2010-06-27 02:20:37 PM  
Radium poisoning was always going to get her, no matter where she hid, subby. That stuff doesn't wash off.
 
2010-06-27 02:33:09 PM  
if only she hid in that attic a little longer

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/ didn't see that coming ...
 
2010-06-27 02:59:49 PM  
I think you are thinking of Helen Hayes subby.

/get a brain moran
 
2010-06-27 03:11:10 PM  
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2010-06-27 03:28:06 PM  

luckyeddie: Radium poisoning was always going to get her, no matter where she hid, subby. That stuff doesn't wash off.


Did she get the poisoning before or after achieving women's sufferage?
 
2010-06-27 03:29:12 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Why'd Helen Keller's dog run away?


'Cause her leg was yellow?
 
2010-06-27 03:29:16 PM  
I haven't actually lol'd in a while, especially with extra screen-wiping goodness, but even after six posts, this thread delivers.
 
2010-06-27 03:29:23 PM  
Wait a second, I didn't think she was that old in "Mad About You"?
 
2010-06-27 03:29:59 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Why'd Helen Keller's dog run away?


You would too if your name was dfsjk;ladsfads;fjdflkajsfsalfj
 
2010-06-27 03:30:21 PM  
Sorry subby, but you're mixing her up with Joan of Arc.
 
2010-06-27 03:30:31 PM  

BroVinny: luckyeddie: Radium poisoning was always going to get her, no matter where she hid, subby. That stuff doesn't wash off.

Did she get the poisoning before or after achieving women's sufferage?


It wasn't suffrage, it was that she refused to go to the back of the bus with the other women to make room in front for a man.
 
2010-06-27 03:30:34 PM  

BroVinny: luckyeddie: Radium poisoning was always going to get her, no matter where she hid, subby. That stuff doesn't wash off.

Did she get the poisoning before or after achieving women's sufferage?


Before suffrage, but not too long after she conducted the Underground Railroad
 
2010-06-27 03:31:19 PM  
No no, subby. SHe sewed the flag in the parlor, not the attic.
 
2010-06-27 03:31:34 PM  
.
 
2010-06-27 03:34:31 PM  
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Who's that in bed with her? Wiley Post?
 
2010-06-27 03:35:00 PM  

namegoeshere: No no, subby. SHe sewed the flag in the parlor, not the attic.


Unfortunately, the flag turned out to be mostly her dress and part of the table cloth.
 
2010-06-27 03:35:16 PM  
Helen Keller sees what you did there Subby.
 
2010-06-27 03:38:11 PM  

True Value: Helen Keller sees what you did there Subby.


Me thinks you meant Mary Tyler Moore
 
2010-06-27 03:38:44 PM  
Her face launched a thousand ships.
 
2010-06-27 03:39:00 PM  

True Value: Helen Keller sees what you did there Subby.


No she doesn't.
 
2010-06-27 03:40:37 PM  
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punch line
 
2010-06-27 03:40:42 PM  
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/hot
 
2010-06-27 03:40:55 PM  

peever86: True Value: Helen Keller sees what you did there Subby.

No she doesn't.


Well, she flails around and bumps into the monitor...close enough.
 
2010-06-27 03:40:55 PM  
Thank you subby

I smile at the Clerks ref. It made my day...
 
2010-06-27 03:42:09 PM  
I have loved this meme, but I would love to know its origins.
 
2010-06-27 03:44:07 PM  

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Happy Birthday Hot Lips

 
2010-06-27 03:44:36 PM  
Whats Helen Kellers favourite movie? Around the Block in 80 days.
 
2010-06-27 03:46:14 PM  
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she can moan with the other.
 
2010-06-27 03:46:20 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I have loved this meme, but I would love to know its origins.


Anne Frank - Know Your Meme (new window)
 
2010-06-27 03:49:03 PM  
Fark, where a joke that wasn't really that funny the first time never gets old.

Up next: Quoting random lines from some movie (which each of us secretly deep-down doesn't find that funny) as if they're the most hilarious pieces of dialogue ever.

[/Grumpypuss McPartypooper]
 
2010-06-27 03:50:26 PM  
Forget the attic, it was her attempt to fly over the ocean that really did her in.
 
2010-06-27 03:52:24 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I have loved this meme, but I would love to know its origins.


Clerks 2: It's a running gag where Randall keeps mistaking Anne Frank for Helen Keller and vice versa. This gag got started on Fark shortly after the film came out.
 
2010-06-27 03:53:44 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I have loved this meme, but I would love to know its origins.


Let me know when you find out because it's freakin' hilarious! I just can't stop laughing!
 
2010-06-27 03:54:07 PM  

TheXerox: PC LOAD LETTER: I have loved this meme, but I would love to know its origins.

Clerks 2: It's a running gag where Randall keeps mistaking Anne Frank for Helen Keller and vice versa. This gag got started on Fark shortly after the film came out.


Aren't you thinking of Lady Godiva? You know the young french girl who eventually got burnt at the stake?
 
2010-06-27 03:54:53 PM  
I've always been most impressed by the brave work she did with the soldiers in the Crimean war hospitals.
 
2010-06-27 03:55:00 PM  

FarkingStan: Forget the attic, it was her attempt to fly over the ocean that really did her in.


She was much more successful in getting the peasants to eat cake.

/With the help of John Smith.
 
2010-06-27 03:55:27 PM  
Wait, is Anne Frank the one that answered the iron?
 
2010-06-27 03:55:29 PM  
If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?
 
2010-06-27 03:55:48 PM  
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

She was a woman.
 
2010-06-27 03:56:00 PM  

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RIP Helen.
America's Blind Astronaut Martyr

 
2010-06-27 03:57:30 PM  
Didn't Bill Clinton stick a cigar up her hoo-ha because she invented radiation?
 
2010-06-27 03:58:38 PM  
Helen Keller went to town
Riding on a pony.
Stuck a feather in her hat
And called it MRUUUUUUFFFFFFWAAAAAAAAA
 
2010-06-27 03:59:47 PM  
Wait a minute; I though she got her head cut-off for eating cake?
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2010-06-27 04:03:52 PM  
"I'm black?"
 
2010-06-27 04:04:04 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Aren't you thinking of Lady Godiva? You know the young french girl who eventually got burnt at the stake?


I heard Lady Godiva had a penis
 
2010-06-27 04:06:18 PM  

Desmo: Wait a minute; I though she got her head cut-off for eating cake?


No, that's Anne Boleyn, the author, and mother of Objectivism.
 
2010-06-27 04:06:53 PM  
years ago, while driving through a Jewish community I had the chance to stop in hot dog stand called " Anne's Frank's".
 
2010-06-27 04:06:58 PM  
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