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(wtsp.com)   Not news: Woman bumps, then runs boyfriend over with her car. Fark: Her mugshot   (wtsp.com) divider line 72
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2010-06-27 09:15:46 AM  
This is her O face.
 
2010-06-27 09:54:06 AM  
What's with all these cowardly women running over men with their vehicles? Man up, ladies. You want to kill a guy, make it personal. Shoot him at least. Knifing or choking would be even better.

If you want to kill your lover like men do, then do it like a man.
 
2010-06-27 10:00:17 AM  
Penis go where caption in 3...2...
 
2010-06-27 10:00:53 AM  
"Whaaaa?"
 
2010-06-27 10:01:02 AM  
She looks like she has diabeetus and she's a-chargin' her lazor.

/too lazy to do it
 
2010-06-27 10:17:30 AM  
cksewell: "Whaaaa?"

Yeah.
 
2010-06-27 10:54:18 AM  
I think there's a meme in the making here.
 
2010-06-27 11:37:12 AM  
I'd hit it with an ugly stick but I think half the damn country beat me to it.
 
2010-06-27 12:08:03 PM  
um... attempted murder? She ran him over, he died. I don't think there's really a grey area there.
 
2010-06-27 12:08:03 PM  
Betty White?
 
2010-06-27 12:09:04 PM  
God damnit. Fark should warn us that that pic is nsfw.
 
2010-06-27 12:11:52 PM  
You guys kill me...HAHAHAHAHA
 
2010-06-27 12:12:20 PM  
Picture re-hosted for those of you who can't see it:

:-O
 
2010-06-27 12:12:37 PM  
www.greatdreams.com
Kill it with fire, then run it over with a tank.
 
2010-06-27 12:13:08 PM  
100percentpure.blog.com
 
2010-06-27 12:13:33 PM  
'clicks link'

'waits for page to load'

OMG! Kill it! Kill it with fire!

NSFW? It's Nader-esque: Unsafe at any location!
 
2010-06-27 12:13:53 PM  
memegenerator.net
 
2010-06-27 12:16:09 PM  
Mmmmm, smoooth entry...

//yeah, but no.
 
2010-06-27 12:20:31 PM  
www.denofgeek.com
 
2010-06-27 12:22:36 PM  
I was all "heh, stupid ugly woman" until the last line. Next of kin? Story's not so funny now.
 
2010-06-27 12:23:25 PM  
static.thehollywoodgossip.com

Cousins?

/hot
 
2010-06-27 12:23:59 PM  
She needs to put her teeth back in.
 
2010-06-27 12:24:37 PM  
Alcohol appears to have been involved. Large amounts of alcohol over many years...
 
2010-06-27 12:25:02 PM  
www.whale-shark.org
 
2010-06-27 12:25:29 PM  
!YOU OWE ME EYE BLEACH FOR THAT!

\\Stabs self in eyes with a spork\\
 
2010-06-27 12:26:02 PM  
That scared the crap out of me.
 
2010-06-27 12:27:25 PM  
Aidan: I was all "heh, stupid ugly woman" until the last line. Next of kin? Story's not so funny now.

That last line also leaves me confused as to why the charge is attempted murder. Or maybe he's in a coma and "next of kin" notification kicks in for that, too? Would help for TFA to clarify.
 
2010-06-27 12:33:29 PM  
news.sky.com
 
2010-06-27 12:34:15 PM  
i8.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-27 12:34:30 PM  
Bat
Shiat
Crazy

/her boyfriend, I mean
 
2010-06-27 12:36:37 PM  
SWALLOW YOUR SOUL
 
2010-06-27 12:37:01 PM  
Why is it that women least likely to have a boyfriend in the first place are the most likely to attempt homicide with them? Could alcohol be involved?
 
2010-06-27 12:37:13 PM  
Totally read headline as "Woman burps".

Judging from mug shot, I may have been correct after all.
 
2010-06-27 12:38:03 PM  
Super Chronic: Aidan: I was all "heh, stupid ugly woman" until the last line. Next of kin? Story's not so funny now.

That last line also leaves me confused as to why the charge is attempted murder. Or maybe he's in a coma and "next of kin" notification kicks in for that, too? Would help for TFA to clarify.


I'm guessing that he isn't dead, but they aren't sure if he'll stay alive. At the very least, he's non-communicative, so they probably want someone to make decisions.
 
2010-06-27 12:38:31 PM  
Tampon strings?
 
2010-06-27 12:38:42 PM  
cryinoutloud: What's with all these cowardly women running over men with their vehicles? Man up, ladies. You want to kill a guy, make it personal. Shoot him at least. Knifing or choking would be even better.

If you want to kill your lover like men do, then do it like a man.


I dont think you are giving them enough credit here.
It seems pretty clever.

Use the 'bad driving' stereotype to "accidentally" run him over.
The courts will have sympathy because they are the lesser sex
 
2010-06-27 12:42:40 PM  
chopit: um... attempted murder? She ran him over, he died. I don't think there's really a grey area there.

thebluetwin.files.wordpress.com

"Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?"
 
2010-06-27 12:44:30 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-06-27 12:47:19 PM  
Vigo?
 
2010-06-27 12:49:54 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Probably a cousin.
/carmiser?
 
2010-06-27 12:51:14 PM  
i2.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-27 12:51:40 PM  
chopit: um... attempted murder? She ran him over, he died. I don't think there's really a grey area there.

Where does it say he died?
 
2010-06-27 12:52:06 PM  
fourhorsementattoo.com
 
2010-06-27 12:58:58 PM  
That's what you get bringing a fist to a car fight.


/stupid people are stupid.
 
2010-06-27 01:01:53 PM  
The magic of meth, ladies and gentlemen!
 
2010-06-27 01:08:40 PM  
So try our singles site!

We offer a wide variety of batsh*t crazy middle aged broads who get pretty testy wen they aren't medicated!
 
2010-06-27 01:10:11 PM  
stiletto_the_wise: The magic of meth, ladies and gentlemen!

Mom?
 
2010-06-27 01:10:50 PM  
Ain't love grand!
 
2010-06-27 01:12:57 PM  
Just shows that any woman, anywhere, no matter what she looks/acts like, will find a boyfriend.
 
2010-06-27 01:19:37 PM  
Quantum Apostrophe: Just shows that any woman, anywhere, no matter what she looks/acts like, will find a boyfriend.

Ya but i bet she has a sweet rack
 
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