Greenlight this one!

Wadded Beef: Greenlight this one!

There, we elected a black president and lost to an african country so we're square on the whole slavery thing.

Spanky_McFarksalot: There, we elected a black president and lost to an african country so we're square on the whole slavery thing.

yep, I definitely think that those two events will finally end the centuries-old conflict. We should have just done this earlier!

/strong showing by the US
//came up just a bit short

I so want to punch a baby in the face right now

/come on guys
//WTF
///Ghana came out firing
////There's always 2014
// USA USA USA USA USA USA

Good. Can this World Cup nonsense go away now?

I'm glad I can stop pretending to care about soccer and resume pretending to care about the oil in the gulf.

We should stick with the ballegg.

So the US lost to the Ghana-rians?

I hope Slovakia is still in it after the 30th, I'm gonna be in
Austria and I wanna get down on some real World Cup partying.

Organicdontpanic: I so want to punch a baby in the face right now

/come on guys
//WTF
///Ghana came out firing
////There's always 2014 2018 2022 2026 2030!
// USA USA USA USA USA USA

FTFY

Defiance_: I'm glad I can stop pretending to care about soccer and resume pretending to care about the oil in the gulf.

Don't bother, it's a natural cycle. It will take care of itself.

Owch.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ

I liked the title "USA WINS 1-2"

CravenMorehead: Good. Can this World Cup nonsense go away now?

Sorry, no. Some of us have really been hooked by soccer. I'm buying merchandise for an English team AND an MLS team on Amazon in another tab right now.

Hate more, I'll just find a team in the Bundesliga to support.

Two bad we couldn't put together two solid halves of a game in the same game. That's what we needed and it just didn't happen. Playing like this I don't think we would've cleared the next round anyway.

Still happy they accomplished this much. Now it looks like it's less of a talent thing and more of a mental and teamwork thing.

This loss is going to sting most Americans for a long time.

Maybe even a few hours.

God has forsaken the United States.

/can i have the 90's bak plz?

Thanks for both teams for a match well played, and to the refs for running it superbly.

At least we were beaten honestly by a good team and not a bunch of whiny divers like some other national teams I could name.

It's also nice to see an African team advance in this historic first African World Cup.

Now, if you will excuse me, I am off to cry in my beer. Lots and lots of beer.

Care-O-Meter:

[Don't Care]---[]----------------[Care]

So how long before we're watching Monday Night Handegg?

fark Bob Bradley, fark Rico Clark, and fark Robbie Findley. Absolutely inexcusable. Also, I take back most of the nasty things I said about Johnny Bornstein. Gyan should get a ton of money this transfer season.

/Bob Bradley: Rico Clark :: Bruce Arena: Jeff Agoos/DaMarcus Beasley

Came for the inevitable "WE DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT SOCCER LOL!"

Leaving satisfied.

awwwww, USA... its ok, you still have your big win over Canada last February.

No?

I'll say here what I've been saying everywhere:

USA, I salute you. Fantastic run. Now, I have but one thing to say to you:

LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE FIRST HALF OF A GAME!!!!!

Trocadero: fark Bob Bradley, fark Rico Clark, and fark Robbie Findley. Absolutely inexcusable. Also, I take back most of the nasty things I said about Johnny Bornstein. Gyan should get a ton of money this transfer season.

/Bob Bradley: Rico Clark :: Bruce Arena: Jeff Agoos/DaMarcus Beasley

Yeah - that was a definite mistake on his part. Why he'd break up a good unit I don't know.

And why couldn't he get the team to put together two good halves?

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Too soon subby.

America plays soccer like it fights its wars: losing to third world countries!

/ENGLAND FTW

This IS a repeat of 2006.

See you guys again in 4 years!

LGeezer: America plays soccer like it fights its wars: losing to third world countries!

/ENGLAND FTW

2/10 You should get a few bites, especially calling out a failure of a team at the end.

At least it was a decently played and refereed game.

We came damn close twice. Sometimes it's just luck.

/I am still drunk
//so that's a plus

Alyna_jf: awwwww, USA... its ok, you still have your big win over Canada last February.

No?

Too soon for that one too. :P

Americans: As my countrymen, if you abandon this team and this game again now, will prove nothing but how childish and easily wounded you are.

I'm going to go hang out with my other countrymen in Portugal. Even if we lose, we're still going to love the Beautiful Game.

/Cue snarky responses in 3-2-....

paj: This IS a repeat of 2006.

Looks like a gay pride parade.

/I keed I keed

LGeezer: America plays soccer like it fights its wars: losing to third world countries!

/ENGLAND FTW

England plays soccer like it fights its wars; getting raped by Germany.

LGeezer: America plays soccer like it fights its wars: losing to third world countries!

/ENGLAND FTW

Wasn't America circa 1776 a third world country?

goddamn choke artists