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(Yahoo)   Yahoo personals search for "No Fat Chicks" turns up dozens of fat chicks   ( divider line
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3522 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Oct 2001 at 12:00 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-06 07:02:00 PM  
2001-10-06 07:08:12 PM  
there is a rift in the fark comment-time continuum
2001-10-06 08:53:57 PM  
Yes, the rift. Known about it for quite a while.
2001-10-07 12:16:38 AM  
Should we have Data explore this problem further?
2001-10-07 12:29:53 AM  
Apparently the search algorithm ignored the "No" part of the query
2001-10-07 12:34:27 AM  
2001-10-07 12:52:22 AM  
I'm not fat,I'm big boned!

Tell it to the sandwich honey.
2001-10-07 12:56:01 AM  
My worst nightmare:
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Bi-sexual,Wiccan,and in my state.
Help me baby Jesus!Help me!
2001-10-07 12:56:56 AM  
One more time:
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2001-10-07 12:57:08 AM  
Ok,cut and paste:!+Photo+Album/TraciCos​ g?bcZijlqBWz8gJ7Wx
2001-10-07 12:59:40 AM  
What?!Now they show up?!
2001-10-07 01:28:49 AM  
That was yahoo trying to protect you (and us), dude.
2001-10-07 01:29:34 AM  
NO FAT CHICKS. What part of that does yahoo not understand.

I do a google search for no fat chicks and look what I get.. huzzaah

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2001-10-07 01:35:11 AM  
"I'm a big, sexy, juicy, buxom fat chick with a beautiful face, great smile and great legs (so I'm told)..."


Maybe I'm better off not sleeping tonight. I could do without the nightmares...
2001-10-07 02:23:37 AM
2001-10-07 02:38:33 AM  
99% of the personals ads(at least when I looked around) were just fake ones, luring you into porn sites.
2001-10-07 03:05:58 AM  
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2001-10-07 03:53:49 AM  
ummm try the body type drop down, under CHUNKY I think :)

thickerer :)
2001-10-07 04:16:58 AM  
some big girls are very good looking, and i have a bit of a thing for them at times. a thick girl with a beautiful face is still beautiful.

heh, that being said, some of those women are butt ugly. not because they're fat, but because they are like 35, gross, ugly in the face and probably act dumb, too. being big != bad. being really big == bad, however. :P
2001-10-07 04:19:42 AM  
I've been with all kinds... big girls are just as friendly and even moreso crazy in bed than ones who think their shiat doesn't stink. Just don't let them get on top! ;-)
2001-10-07 06:25:38 AM  
Wow, Sgamer is so magnanimous not maligning fat chicks. He even likes them. Until they turn 35. He must be 14.
2001-10-07 07:02:49 AM  
"I love to cuddle."

Translation: Don't count on getting any.

Actually, there is absolutely nothing wrong with large women. It's the ones who obsess about the weight so much that they have stick figures who need to have their heads examined. It's all in the total package. If you are ugly and stupid on the inside, it doesn't matter the the body type.

You still will be ugly and stupid.
2001-10-07 11:14:15 AM  
Some of it's attitude. Charm and a great attitude will cover a multitude of physical flaws. Let's face it, most of us don't have that perfect body and face. BUT I can't handle the huge farking jowls on really obese people. It's nasty looking. I'm not talking double chins here, I'm talking one huge ass goiter-looking chin. Like there's no neck at all, just a big farking head. (shudder)
However, the fact remains, if your'e an asshole, I don't care if you look like motherfarkin' Michelle Pfieffer or Brad Pitt, NO ONE will want to hang around you. And if you're a fat asshole, it's pretty much over with.
2001-10-07 11:17:44 AM  
And before anyone goes all postal and starts flaming me for being an asshole about fat people, let me tell you I used to be one. A whopping 425lbs. I weigh about 170 on a 6' frame. I didn't want to be a fat chick anymore, so I did something about it.
2001-10-07 11:52:23 AM  
Nobody is flaming fat people, but when I specificly ask for No Fat Chicks, I want, No Fat Chicks.

Besides, nobody wants to fark a fat girl.
2001-10-07 12:01:07 PM  
One more reason to meet girls in real life and not on the internet.

Why would any hot/thin chick advertise on Yahoo personals anyway? They are too busy beating of men everywhere they go. The last thing they need is their inbox flooded with messages and photos from the kind of freaks that "look for love" on the internet. If you like bigger girls, they live in the real world too.

I met my wife(5'7" - size 0 for all you smartasses) like normal people do, by walking up and talking to her in person. Amazing how that works.
2001-10-07 12:06:11 PM  
"Fat-Bottomed Girls, you make the rockin' world go round!"
2001-10-07 12:06:37 PM  
P.S. I love 'em.
2001-10-07 01:03:35 PM  
I do have to 'fess up to a little fetish here. I love a little pot belly on a man. Not a big, donlap gut, but to me a small rounded hairy belly is sexy on my man. Sick, aren't I? But he does have to have a great ass!
2001-10-07 02:21:47 PM  
Internet dating. Average means chunky. Always add 20 to 40 pounds on what they think they weigh. Not that a little meat on the bone(s) in bad. The wildest ones are not the thin ones. They dont know when they will get it again.
2001-10-07 02:44:03 PM  
fb: "Besides, nobody wants to fark a fat girl."

Do pregnant chicks count?
2001-10-07 02:52:31 PM  
See, you guys are missing the boat. Go ahead, chase those hard bodied women. You'll spend your time catering to her and I bet you money she won't put as much effort into pleasing you as a woman that has a heavier body.
2001-10-07 11:12:49 PM  
the ads these broads are posting kind of make me feel sad.. but I think all personals do that.. the entire "searching for my dream guy" is a dumb thought.. someone should make dates with them and systematically go and Silence of the Lambs them..
wait, that's a bad thought, I take it back. No one do that.
2001-10-08 11:38:05 AM  
Dating fat a fat chick is like owning a moped.

They're fun to ride but you don't want anyone to see you with it.

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