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(TC Palm)   "The victim said he could see the alleged gray-haired, thong-wearer's scrotum and asked the man 'if he would not do that' as the kids were present"   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 83
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2010-06-25 03:47:16 PM  
The man with grey-haired balls
Perhaps in violation of laws
Would bend to the ground
So you could see all his brown
And now I fear the police will be called
 
2010-06-25 03:50:06 PM  
The man reportedly swore and said "if you don't like it call the cops."

and then they did. haha.
 
2010-06-25 03:50:07 PM  
pics or it didn't happen
 
2010-06-25 03:50:26 PM  
The guy was just hanging brain; what's all the fuss?

If that's flashing, then lock me up.
 
2010-06-25 03:50:28 PM  
Gray hair in the kielbasa is better than gray hair in the cabeza.
 
2010-06-25 03:50:51 PM  
balls.
 
2010-06-25 03:50:59 PM  
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum.
 
2010-06-25 03:51:18 PM  
When scrotums are outlawed only outlaws will have scrotums.
 
2010-06-25 03:52:01 PM  
Mr-Wunderful: When scrotums are outlawed only outlaws will have scrotums.

hehe aight that make me literally lol
 
2010-06-25 03:52:49 PM  
So was he allegedly gray-haired, allegedly wearing a thong or allegedly fully-scrotumed?
 
2010-06-25 03:52:55 PM  
Is this another naked cowgirl story?

/DRTFA
 
2010-06-25 03:53:24 PM  
Dad?
 
2010-06-25 03:55:07 PM  
skullkrusher: Mr-Wunderful: When scrotums are outlawed only outlaws will have scrotums.

hehe aight that make me literally lol


Did the meaning of LOL change in the last 15 years to not mean laugh out loud?
 
2010-06-25 03:55:11 PM  
skullkrusher: pics or it didn't happen

Yes it did. TTIFWOP.
 
2010-06-25 03:56:40 PM  
so of course my question is how this became an issue, was the victim a meat-gazer or something?

/my eyes are up here
 
2010-06-25 03:56:58 PM  
LandOfChocolate: skullkrusher: Mr-Wunderful: When scrotums are outlawed only outlaws will have scrotums.

hehe aight that make me literally lol

Did the meaning of LOL change in the last 15 years to not mean laugh out loud?


nope, pretty sure that's what it still means - though I have a hunch that it is often used to denote amusement without literally outwardly displaying it with an audible chuckle. I literally outwardly displayed my amusement with an audible chuckle.
 
2010-06-25 03:57:27 PM  
agwood18: The man with grey-haired balls
Perhaps in violation of laws
Would bend to the ground
So you could see all his brown
And now I fear the police will be called


"Brown"?
I didn't see any mention of the dreaded Brillo'd Starfish.
 
2010-06-25 03:58:19 PM  
See, Officer?
If you stand right here by this crack in the fence, and climb up on this box (mind the exposed nails-we had to stabilize it), and aim the binoculars like this you can see...
ZOMG HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!
 
2010-06-25 03:59:42 PM  
That sounds like an ill-fitting thong.
 
2010-06-25 04:00:03 PM  
The human body is beautiful and we should never be ashamed...

/Couldn't finish LOL
//minds eye bleach please
 
2010-06-25 04:02:10 PM  
Once when I was in high school, I was skateboarding through the parking lot of the grocery store in just a pink thong and my friends were filming it for a uhhh... documentary. And this guy drove over and started yelling at me because his daughter was in the car.

/She probably liked it
//Cool story, brah
 
2010-06-25 04:05:21 PM  
I guess I grew up in a different environment. We always looked forward to our annual scrotum-seeing trips. We'd drive around the country seeking some of the nation's most ancient and majestic scrotums.
 
2010-06-25 04:05:48 PM  
I'm all for doing what you want on your own property, but if your neighbors are asking you to tone it down while their kids are outside, maybe your going a little overboard. Flipping the "if you don't like it call the cops" attitude just cements the fact your being a dick for the reason of being a dick.

I say sneak over some night and put some dye in his shower head ala Police Academy.
 
2010-06-25 04:06:27 PM  
I brought a girlfriend over once to meet my parents, and my dad was wearing these shorts that were too fully-cut for his legs, plus boxers cut similarly, and suffice to say the girl was thoroughly mortified at the visuals provided by the angle at which my dad was sitting, and upon leaving she needed to see a more appropriate set of twig and berries at once.

So she dumped me and met some other guy.

/csb
 
2010-06-25 04:06:37 PM  
media.avclub.com

what 57 year old balls might look like
 
2010-06-25 04:06:51 PM  
It was a goat.
 
2010-06-25 04:07:55 PM  
T-Luv: Once when I was in high school, I was skateboarding through the parking lot of the grocery store in just a pink thong and my friends were filming it for a uhhh... documentary. And this guy drove over and started yelling at me because his daughter was in the car.

/She probably liked it
//Cool story, brah


whatever it takes to put yourself through school, kudos to you
 
2010-06-25 04:09:31 PM  
www.awn.com

What Shorn may look like
 
2010-06-25 04:09:41 PM  
Well, the fella should know that bending over in a thong...it just t'aint right!

/what you did...
//i saw it...i saw it all!
 
2010-06-25 04:10:14 PM  
How does the presence of children make a difference? Does the sight of a nude body somehow have magical powers that cause an immediate end to childhood?

That being said, gross. Put away the marble pouch and get decent swim trunks gramps.
 
2010-06-25 04:10:27 PM  
Children? Oh No He Din't! By invoking the law of everything that is children is OK, he wins. Doesn't matter that they are 28 y/o and watch horses bone brown people on the internet. They are his children. And folks, all we have to live for is protecting the kids. Give it up! For the KIDS!!!! How quickly they learn... not the kids, but dickwads who learn to use it to their advantage.

See: Politicians, and anyone else seeking to amplify their selfish wants
 
2010-06-25 04:11:17 PM  
Was he picking up dimes out there?
 
2010-06-25 04:11:30 PM  
g4lt:

/my eyes are up here



so of course my question is how this became an issue, was the victim a meat-gazer or something?



FTFY
 
2010-06-25 04:14:09 PM  
Yeah, I support this fully. IMHO no man should wear a thong in public, ever. Most people (especially me) don't want to see that. About 4% of the ladies may wear thongs (the hawt ones).
 
2010-06-25 04:17:37 PM  
Heh, that reminds me of a family vacation back when I was a kid. We were being shown around New Orleans by family, which included an uncle who was a cop. We stopped at Lake Ponchatrain for snow cones, where we saw a couple crackers having an inpromptu dip in the lake. In their boxers. Their white, now transparent boxers. My uncle lost his shiat. He screamed and yelled and threatened to kick their asses; "I got children here!"

Crackera: "Fark off, man. We're gonna call the police!"

Crazy Uncle: " I AM THE POLICE!"

/whatever, bro
 
2010-06-25 04:19:55 PM  
Having enjoyed 15 lbs of weight loss in the last year sometimes my pants fall down spontaneously.
 
2010-06-25 04:20:27 PM  
Jument: Yeah, I support this fully. IMHO no man should wear a thong in public, ever. Most people (especially me) don't want to see that. About 4% of the ladies may wear thongs (the hawt ones).

worst part about the non-UVI Caribbean islands. Sooo many Germans.
 
2010-06-25 04:20:30 PM  
img37.imageshack.us
Oh, gross... did you see that guy's balls?
Yeah... they were weird looking.
 
2010-06-25 04:23:15 PM  
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
>> praise for answered prayers...
>>
>> Phyllis stood and walked to the podium.
>>
>> She said, "I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Bob, had a
>> terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The
>> pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could Help
>> him."
>>
>> You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they
>> imagined the pain that poor Bob must have experienced.
>>
>> "Bob was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every
>> move caused him terrible pain.
>>
>> We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned
>> out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Bob's
>> scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
>>
>> Again, the men in the congregation were unnerved and squirmed
>> uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Bob.
>>
>> "Now," she announced in a quavering voice, thank the Lord, Bob is out
>> of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should
>> recover completely."
>>
>> All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked
>> if anyone else had something to say.
>>
>> A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
>>
>> He said, "I'm Bob."
>>
>> The entire congregation held its breath.
>>
>> "I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum."
 
2010-06-25 04:23:52 PM  
skullkrusher: pics or it didn't happen

You know how I know your gay?

/Hanging out is just not cool...
//I think I threw up a little in my mouf...
 
2010-06-25 04:26:28 PM  
Unavailable for comment.

www.lahiguera.net
 
2010-06-25 04:26:50 PM  
GRAY HAIRED MAN THONG NO!
 
2010-06-25 04:28:05 PM  
trappedspirit: GRAY HAIRED MAN THONG NO!

HOT GIRL SHAVED THONG YES!
 
2010-06-25 04:30:17 PM  
Dr Tad Winslow: Unavailable for comment.

I love that movie, for some strange reason.

/Oh, yeah, when I was a dishwasher for two months. Those guys should get medals and ribbons. That was the worst job I've ever had.
 
2010-06-25 04:32:01 PM  
gray-haired, thong-wearer's scrotum

...and the list of phrases I didn't know I never wanted to hear grows by 1
 
2010-06-25 04:32:07 PM  
Big deal. One time I attended an aerobics class at the university fitness center where the instructor was wearing loose shorts. During the cool-down, she spread her legs to do an inner thigh stretch and unintentionally showed the whole class *everything*. Of course, the class was all college girls, so nobody cared. Thank god no children had to be damaged by such a horror.
 
2010-06-25 04:33:39 PM  
themasterdebater: skullkrusher: pics or it didn't happen

You know how I know your gay?

/Hanging out is just not cool...
//I think I threw up a little in my mouf...


because my dick tastes like shiat?
 
2010-06-25 04:37:20 PM  
if only there was some type of fencing that would allow an amount of privacy. Or perhaps a type of shrubbery that would grow to obscure any unwanted views into or out of a persons property.

hmmm... too bad. Maybe someone will invent something.
 
2010-06-25 04:39:22 PM  
Improper thong use (NSFW, new window)

Proper thong use (NSFW, new window)
 
2010-06-25 04:42:39 PM  
img132.imageshack.us
 
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