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(Yahoo)   This just in from the king of Swaziland "The Bible says curse be unto a woman who wears pants, and those who wear their husband's clothes. That is why the world is in such a state today,"   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 113
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2003-05-30 04:01:30 PM  
Still no cure for cancer!
 
2003-05-30 04:01:56 PM  
I agree. I think there would be less problems in the world if all women wore thongs and pasties on their breasts.
 
2003-05-30 04:02:35 PM  
I'm with the king on this one. I definitely prefer a girl with her pants off.
 
2003-05-30 04:02:52 PM  
This king better not forbid women from wearing pants, how are we going to check out their asses now?

Plus I refuse to stop using the line "I'd like to get into her pants!"
 
2003-05-30 04:03:32 PM  
Pasties I can see, but I don't think you could get a thong to stay put on a woman's breast for long.
 
2003-05-30 04:04:24 PM  
You damn pants-wearing women! (shaking fist)
 
2003-05-30 04:04:32 PM  
PuuuuuuuuuREAAAAAAAACH IT MAH BRUTHAAAAA!!!
 
2003-05-30 04:04:57 PM  
He condemns pants yet has no problem with watching videos of topless maidens dancing. This should have a "hero" tag.
 
2003-05-30 04:05:04 PM  
"The king says I am the cause of the world's problems because of my outfit. Never mind terrorism, government corruption, poverty and disease, it's me and my pants. I reject that," said Thob'sile Dlamini.

Amen sistah I could see myself saying the same thing, word for word.
 
2003-05-30 04:05:17 PM  
damn farkin women, what were they doing out of the bedroom anyway?!?!
 
2003-05-30 04:05:35 PM  
What about men who wear skirts?
 
2003-05-30 04:06:02 PM  
Ms. Thob'sile Dlamini rocks my socks off. She gets the "HEROINE" tag!
 
2003-05-30 04:06:20 PM  
Nice pants.
 
2003-05-30 04:06:37 PM  
This is hilarious. I love how the world can just take this story and put it out there so we can all laugh at the ridiculous that is underdeveloped nations.
 
2003-05-30 04:06:52 PM  
He is currently married to nine wives, with a wedding pending for wife number 10, and has chosen an additional fiancee after reviewing videos of topless maidens performing a traditional Reed Dance ceremony.

Say what you will, not one of you would turn down the chance to be King of Swaziland. Not one.
 
2003-05-30 04:07:01 PM  
I'm pretty farking sure I wouldn't want to see any of the women in Swaziland naked
 
2003-05-30 04:07:22 PM  
Damn ye MrLint. Yeh took the words right out of me mouth. And from under me kilt.

/scottish accent
 
2003-05-30 04:08:29 PM  
i think its about time someone introduced a "miniskirt or death" policy.

...no, not really, this would be a lot more nasty than it would be cool.

of course we'd probably get to see that whole 'bra burning' thing... which might be funny.
 
2003-05-30 04:08:30 PM  
try finishing every sentence with "with pants"

For example: "You can ride the bus.....with pants"

or "It's fun to cook....with pants"
 
2003-05-30 04:08:35 PM  
Cokemonkey You know what happens when a bunch of women live in close proximity, right? They all get their periods at.the.same.time. You go have fun.
 
rdc
2003-05-30 04:08:38 PM  
THE KING IS THE MAN. HE IS 100% CORRECT. WOMEN SHOULD STAY HOME, HAVE BABIES, AND WEAR DRESSES.

No joke.
 
Kiz
2003-05-30 04:09:19 PM  
Hope he doesn't eat any shellfish. Or wear clothing of mixed fabrics, for that matter.

Actually, I bet if the local girls did their next reed dance wearing skin tight leather pants, he'd probably change his mind and make 'em mandatory.
 
2003-05-30 04:09:37 PM  
Praise!
 
2003-05-30 04:09:40 PM  
05-30-03 04:06:52 PM Cokemonkey

He is currently married to nine wives, with a wedding pending for wife number 10, and has chosen an additional fiancee after reviewing videos of topless maidens performing a traditional Reed Dance ceremony.

Say what you will, not one of you would turn down the chance to be King of Swaziland. Not one.


I can't seem to handle one.. so....
 
2003-05-30 04:10:03 PM  
You know.. I think panties and bras are really screwing the world up too. ;)
 
2003-05-30 04:11:08 PM  
"Women will like what I tell them to like."
 
2003-05-30 04:11:34 PM  
And the lord didst say, "Pleated cullots shall be worn with belts only, and shirts shall be tucked in and with collars. Not the collars of a turtle's neck, but the ones with the two triangles sticking out to the side." And it was good.
 
rdc
2003-05-30 04:11:42 PM  
Where is this country anyway?
 
2003-05-30 04:11:54 PM  
It's not the women wearing pants.

It's the men wearing dresses.
 
2003-05-30 04:13:59 PM  
It's good to be the king.
 
2003-05-30 04:14:10 PM  
Hey! Have you ever seen those glistening chocolate boobies on national geographic? The king of Swaziland is right...he gets to see less and less of them now a days.
 
2003-05-30 04:14:47 PM  
Lordargent

You talkin' ta me?

[image from clanranald.org too old to be available]
 
2003-05-30 04:15:21 PM  
[image from timmcmahan.com too old to be available]

"And God looked down from the heavens... and there wasn't any STEW on the STOVE! And He said, 'I shall SMOTE THEM!!'"
 
2003-05-30 04:15:23 PM  
Bass555, very funny! With pants!
 
2003-05-30 04:15:31 PM  
This guy doesn't have a leg to stand on. Lucky his wives don't belt hem in the mouth. His comments are a bit seamly.Maybe it was an off the cuff remark.
 
2003-05-30 04:17:02 PM  
 
2003-05-30 04:17:17 PM  
Ummm yeah....pants...NSFW
 
2003-05-30 04:17:48 PM  
The Bible: the greatest source of hate-filled anti-female propaganda in the entire world. When a book starts with the story about how humanity was cast out from Paradise because a woman got sedduced by Satan and then corrupted her male companion, you know the authors of said book must have had some serious issues with the fairer sex.
 
2003-05-30 04:18:46 PM  
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2003-05-30 04:18:53 PM  
Stupid mountain climbin', no-good hot chocolate drinkin', Toblerone eatin', clock makin'...oh wait, Swaziland?
 
2003-05-30 04:19:03 PM  
Emporor-Jay - Read Song of Songs (or Solomon depending on your version). It's basically soft porn.
 
2003-05-30 04:21:01 PM  
EatHam

It use to be. But now the church claims it is about God's relationship with Israel as opposed to a celebration of love.
 
2003-05-30 04:21:17 PM  
Ya know... the world HAS gone down the toilet... and women ARE wearing pants... He just may be right.

hehehe
 
2003-05-30 04:21:21 PM  

[image from magma.ca too old to be available]


NO PANTS FOR WOMEN!
 
2003-05-30 04:22:32 PM  
I caught my wife wearing pants the other day, so I decided to play a prank on her.

I pranked her all night in the basement with a hammer.

(I would post a Walken picture here, of course, but I have not yet perfected my HTML skeelz.)
 
2003-05-30 04:24:53 PM  
"The king says I am the cause of the world's problems because of my outfit. Never mind terrorism, government corruption, poverty and disease, it's me and my pants. I reject that," said Thob'sile Dlamini."

Hopefully this Y/-\h00 story doesn't appear on a www.yahoo.swazi mirror.
 
2003-05-30 04:26:23 PM  
Cokemonkey:
Say what you will, not one of you would turn down the chance to be King of Swaziland. Not one.


I don't think I'd want 10 wives, especially if they all want to procreate with me. Who needs all those kids ruining a palace (or where ever the king of Swizzlestickland lives)?
 
2003-05-30 04:26:28 PM  
He just hates pants because they take longer to get into.
 
2003-05-30 04:27:09 PM  
The CamelToe should be an object of praise.
 
2003-05-30 04:27:19 PM  
Say what you will, not one of you would turn down the chance to be King of Swaziland. Not one.

and in the first day of my Kinghood I would change the law about pants and make it Women can no longer wear panties!

I you vote me president of the US, I will ban bras and panties...


 
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