Make a law for this to be legal to do against farkers who have to run their bass through the neighborhood.

"Man, you just don't like my music"
"Man, I can't hear the music. I just feel brvvvvvmmmp brrmp"

TFA:The cheap, meter (yard)-long vuvuzela trumpets...

Not using the metric system?

American in question

stebain: Make a law for this to be legal to do against farkers who have to run their bass through the neighborhood.

"Man, you just don't like my music"
"Man, I can't hear the music. I just feel brvvvvvmmmp brrmp"

It's not the music and thump that bother me (though now that I live in LA, I sometimes wonder if it's a quake), it's the rattle and distortion from the idiots who don't bother to insulate their vehicles, or who think that volume is important. Seriously, if that shiat sounds like static and it rattles louder than the bass carries, turn that crap down. It makes you look like a deaf idiot and people are laughing at you.

If they had been in the hood he would have axed him to stop.

MaxxLarge: There's something that isn't computing...
When faced with the buzzing and tooting,
He carried an axe?
I question the facts.
'Cuz if it were me, I'd be SHOOTING.

Love it...it's bad enough that people use them at the stadium, but at HOME? Proof the rest of the world has gone nuts

cyberworm: It makes you look like You are a deaf idiot and people are laughing at you.

FTFY

seriously, having huge sub woofers stopped being cool in high school.

TFA: The trumpets were first produced and marketed in 2001 by South African Neil Van Schalkwyk, who still owns the rights to the vuvuzela name. His latest innovation is to sell each with a pair of earplugs included.

Now we know who we have to kill.

Someone really needs to photoshop a "Vuvuzela Hero" for the PS3

Bbbbbbbbut its tradition!!!!.....since 2001

Those things are just another good reason to hate soccer.

I fully support this man, and I encourage to sell vuvuzela-tearing hatchets in the stadiums.

An axe? A real American would use a bald eagle with a grenade launcher attachment.

bighasbeen: American in question

Now that's funny.

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put a vuvuzela app on my droid. It took 4 mintues of continual use to have a co worker yell at me to "shut that the fark up"

mtylerjr: Someone really needs to photoshop a "Vuvuzela Hero" for the PS3



Its been done.

A French cable TV channel even offers vuvuzela-free broadcasts for all World Cup matches, with the trumpets digitally tuned out.

Why the hell aren't the American broadcasts doing this? You'd think it'd be a great way to get a bump in the ratings for the next game.

I was looking forward to an article about bbq.

BFletch651: Those things are just another good reason to hate soccer.

Which makes you wonder if someone tried to use one of those at, say, a Philadelphia Eagles game. I wonder how well that will be received.

stebain: Make a law for this to be legal to do against farkers who have to run their bass through the neighborhood.

"Man, you just don't like my music"
"Man, I can't hear the music. I just feel brvvvvvmmmp brrmp"

I love it when they have like a Lincoln Towncar or some Mercury car that they low ride by cutting springs, all tilted up in the front because of the massive speakers/woofer in the back, and every time the bass booms you don't actually hear it properly because the vibration is so bad what you are actually hearing is the taped together pieces of the car rumbling together. It's an awesome sight to behold.

mtylerjr: Vuvuzela Hero



/hot like stolen intellectual property

That man is a national hero!

When vuvuzelas are outlawed, only outlaws will have vuvuzelas.

News: Vuvuzelas are annoying and people are annoyed by them.

FTA: The cheap, meter (yard)-long vuvuzela trumpets have become a side story of the World Cup in South Africa

That is one of the best lines ever drafted. The article calls attention to the complexities of foreign relations, then continually references the same with every line. Bravo.

The_Original_Roxtar: TFA: The trumpets were first produced and marketed in 2001 by South African Neil Van Schalkwyk, who still owns the rights to the vuvuzela name. His latest innovation is to sell each with a pair of earplugs included.

Now we know who we have to kill.

Ok that just tears it. I almost could understand if culturally they've been blowing those god-awful things for decades now. That shiat is less than 10 years old? They act like this shiat is ingrained in their culture, as if you couldn't possibly go in and tell them to put down something so important to the fiber of their identity.

What a crock of shiat. I'm not holding back on the hate anymore, I hope those people all go deaf.

Some asshats showed up to a Roller Derby bout last weekend with some of those... That shiat lasted about two minutes before the crowd put an end to it.

I don't remember seeing them in their hands as they left, so hopefully the crowd 'holstered' those damn horns for them. Preferably big end first.

/Ref

SonOfSpam: i50.tinypic.com

RIP Venezuela

hershmire: News: Vuvuzelas are annoying and people are annoyed by them.

That is definitely not news. That's why there are so many damn vuvuzela threads.

I swear today the Brazilians started tooting in synchrony. The pitch goes up at the beginning when the tooter is tooting harder, so it was like a whole new song for the vuvuzela. And it was still annoying.

Americans will get a taste of it soon in their own backyard. While driving home from work the other day, a Dallas radio station said that Jerry Jones just bought 20k of them for Cowboys games

Tyrone Biggums: BFletch651: Those things are just another good reason to hate soccer.

Which makes you wonder if someone tried to use one of those at, say, a Philadelphia Eagles game. I wonder how well that will be received.

I'm promise you this will happen, and it will be a Fark headline. Give it 3 months tops.

/Man viciously beat with his own vuvuzella

Americans, still doing what the rest of the world can only dream about

Is it about obesity or gas guzzling cars?
/DNRTFA

Cyborg77: mtylerjr: Someone really needs to photoshop a "Vuvuzela Hero" for the PS3



Its been done.

For this to be accurate shouldn't all five colors be playing every possible note continuously all the time?

The_Sponge: LandOfChocolate: Bbbbbbbbut its tradition!!!!.....since 2001

Tradition!

To defy the laws of tradition, is a crusade only of the brave!

This should be the last time South Africa ever gets to host the games as punishment for ruining the World Cup with this awful noise.

Jesus, this whole time I've been reading "vuvuzela" as "Venezuela" and thought "What are they doing to piss so many people off?"