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(Nerve)   Sex advice from Juggalos - the face-painted fans of ICP   (nerve.com) divider line 243
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2010-06-25 10:41:54 AM
Holy crap, most of what they said seemed very sensible and open-minded about respecting other people's choices and not judging them for things that you aren't into.

Shame about the shiatty taste in music.
 
2010-06-25 10:54:19 AM
Ashtrey: Holy crap, most of what they said seemed very sensible and open-minded about respecting other people's choices and not judging them for things that you aren't into.

Shame about the shiatty taste in music.
 
2010-06-25 10:55:01 AM
Irony tag missing
 
2010-06-25 10:59:12 AM
Please go green, please go green, please go green.
 
2010-06-25 11:01:35 AM
Genitals. How do they work?
 
2010-06-25 11:04:27 AM
Jaboobinator: Genitals. How do they work?

DAMN YOU
 
2010-06-25 11:07:52 AM
Jaboobinator: Genitals. How do they work?

They don't use magnets, so they should be ok.
 
2010-06-25 11:10:35 AM
The-Brain: Jaboobinator: Genitals. How do they work?

They don't use magnets, so they should be ok.


So I'm doing it wrong?
 
2010-06-25 11:13:43 AM
Fat ugly people have sex every day. They put some facepaint on and it's a lifestyle worthy of a title.
 
2010-06-25 11:47:52 AM
2wolves: The-Brain: Jaboobinator: Genitals. How do they work?

They don't use magnets, so they should be ok.

So I'm doing it wrong?


We're positive.
 
2010-06-25 11:55:08 AM
A Juggalo orgy sounds horrifying.
 
2010-06-25 11:56:58 AM
TwistedIvory: A Juggalo orgy sounds horrifying.

You've inspired me! With Sony digital camera in hand, I'm off to make Juggalo porn.
 
2010-06-25 11:57:40 AM
This is the inevitable result of Juggalo sex:

i.imgur.com
 
2010-06-25 11:59:59 AM
Farking farking, how does it work?
 
2010-06-25 12:04:49 PM
Sex advice from Juggalos

foobooz.com
 
2010-06-25 12:12:47 PM
F*cking condoms, how do they work?
 
2010-06-25 12:20:42 PM
Babbys, how are they formed?
 
2010-06-25 12:23:26 PM
1) She/he must be related to you
 
2010-06-25 12:23:43 PM
I... I have no response to that.
 
2010-06-25 12:23:44 PM
whoa...it looks like a new-age kiss army, but with nothing but fat people.
 
2010-06-25 12:24:05 PM
"#12. Do not squirt lemon juice on open sores."
 
2010-06-25 12:24:37 PM
Shostie: This is the inevitable result of Juggalo sex:

That's not the result of sex, that's the result of being utter retards.
 
2010-06-25 12:25:33 PM
www.nerve.com

They found the world's first attractive, non-obese Jugalette.
 
2010-06-25 12:25:35 PM
No. Please die, all of you, you white pieces of sh*t.
 
2010-06-25 12:25:39 PM
I was really into this girl. Recently, I looked through her iPod and noticed it was nothing but Ke$ha and Lady Gaga. Is "terrible taste" an okay reason to break things off?

No. But it's a good reason to just make fun of them.


What would a Juggalo know about terrible taste in musi--ooooooohh. I see.
 
2010-06-25 12:25:53 PM
Shostie: This is the inevitable result of Juggalo sex:

ANNABELLE LOTUS NEVAR FORGET
 
2010-06-25 12:26:07 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Farking Babbys, how are they formed?

FTFY
 
2010-06-25 12:26:26 PM
as a former juggalette, i'm getting a kick out of this thread
 
2010-06-25 12:26:41 PM
blogs.pitch.com

/hot like...um...sex without an icp fan
 
2010-06-25 12:27:57 PM
Why are so many of them obese?
 
2010-06-25 12:27:57 PM
And I don't wanna talk to a behavioral scientist
Y'all motherfarkers lying, and getting me pissed
 
2010-06-25 12:27:58 PM
Ashtrey: Holy crap, most of what they said seemed very sensible and open-minded about respecting other people's choices and not judging them for things that you aren't into.

Shame about the shiatty taste in music.


I came in here to say exactly the same thing. That advice was... surprisingly good and surprisingly open about the whole thing not being how you should run your life. I am taken aback.
 
2010-06-25 12:27:59 PM
Shostie: This is the inevitable result of Juggalo sex:

That unfortunate little guy looks like he got stuck in a white box
 
2010-06-25 12:28:09 PM
Tripp Johnston Private Eye: No. Please die, all of you, you white pieces of sh*t.

Q: What do you call a black juggalo?

A: A juggalo you farking racist.
 
2010-06-25 12:28:14 PM
Juggalos, how do they fark?

/wait I don't want to know
 
2010-06-25 12:28:31 PM
 
2010-06-25 12:28:38 PM
Uchiha_Cycliste: Shostie: This is the inevitable result of Juggalo sex:

That's not the result of sex, that's the result of being utter retards.


"I've seen dudes with 300-pound girls with facial hair and it's all good. Big, fat, bald, retarded - it's all good with us."

Well, there you go.
 
2010-06-25 12:28:43 PM
Walker: F*cking condoms

Are there any other kinds of condoms?
 
2010-06-25 12:29:02 PM
LewDux: Shostie: This is the inevitable result of Juggalo sex:

That unfortunate little guy looks like he got stuck in a white box


looked like an igloo cooler to me at first
 
2010-06-25 12:29:57 PM
LewDux: That unfortunate little guy looks like he got stuck in a white box

My theory is that she could hear ICP in the uterus and aborted herself. The only thing I can't figure out is how the hell she'd hear anything with all that soundproofing.
 
2010-06-25 12:31:40 PM
Ow, my brain.

Also, TFA, per "Dirty Byrd", regarding girl-on-girl action:

I guess if it was a drunken bar night, it wouldn't be that big of a deal. Girls do stuff like that, you know.

Been trying to tell my girlfriend that for a long time.
 
2010-06-25 12:31:50 PM
I don't know or care what that is.
 
2010-06-25 12:31:50 PM
LewDux: Shostie: This is the inevitable result of Juggalo sex:

That unfortunate little guy looks like he got stuck in a white riddle box


/couldn't resist
 
2010-06-25 12:32:35 PM
ftfa
Q: I was really into this girl. Recently, I looked through her iPod and noticed it was nothing but Ke$ha and Lady Gaga. Is "terrible taste" an okay reason to break things off?

A: No. But it's a good reason to just make fun of them.

The irony of this interaction makes me feel... kind of.. funny...Oh gghhaaaahAAAAH!!!!

scienceblogs.com
 
2010-06-25 12:33:06 PM
beerrun: "I've seen dudes with 300-pound girls with facial hair and it's all good. Big, fat, bald, retarded - it's all good with us."

FTFH
 
2010-06-25 12:33:41 PM
EmeraldArcana: In the related links:

Sex Advice From World of Warcraft Players

?????


try using your left hand?
 
2010-06-25 12:34:08 PM
www.motifake.com

/those poor deluded children need therapy and some exercise
 
2010-06-25 12:34:22 PM
beerrun: Uchiha_Cycliste: Shostie: This is the inevitable result of Juggalo sex:

That's not the result of sex, that's the result of being utter retards.

"I've seen dudes with 300-pound girls with facial hair and it's all good. Big, fat, bald, retarded - it's all good with us."

Well, there you go.


Well that's refreshingly insightful.
 
2010-06-25 12:34:22 PM
Ashtrey: Holy crap, most of what they said seemed very sensible and open-minded about respecting other people's choices and not judging them for things that you aren't into.

Shame about the shiatty taste in music.



SO MUCH THIS.

Also, the feeling between the three seemed very consistent. I don't know of many groups who are as like minded as these folks (although the sample size is small).
 
2010-06-25 12:34:55 PM
I've got my eye on a Juggalo, but I'm not a Juggalette. Should I just give up?

Who gets out on parole first?

What's the best way to pick up a Juggalo?

By waving a 40 and an welfare card in their face, failing that a Crane.

What's the craziest thing you've seen at a Juggalo event?

Some dude actually had money to buy beer!

Wait, what's a neden hole?

Bend over, I will show you!

Do Juggalos have sex in clown makeup?

Yes! Have you seen us without makeup on?

I've been getting serious with a guy. The more I get to know him, the more I realize he's super Christian. I'm not even a little bit. Should I end it?

Is he the top or the bottom?

I was really into this girl. Recently, I looked through her iPod and noticed it was nothing but Ke$ha and Lady Gaga. Is "terrible taste" an okay reason to break things off?

Why don't you just deflate her?

My girlfriend hooked up with one of her girlfriends and I got mad. She said it didn't count as cheating, but I'm pissed. Isn't it cheating no matter who it's with?

Do you consider it cheating when you join in the Jugaloo "sword fights"
 
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