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Ashtrey		2010-06-25 09:22:06 AM

Has anyone has a vuvuzela shoved up their ass yet? You know, against their will.

King Something		2010-06-25 09:25:15 AM

Ashtrey: Has anyone has a vuvuzela shoved up their ass yet?

Yeah, it was grea-

You know, against their will.

No.

NutWrench		2010-06-25 09:26:29 AM

I'd settle for just breaking one over someone's head.
Solves two problems at once.

MaxxLarge		2010-06-25 09:29:38 AM

Ashtrey: Has anyone has a vuvuzela shoved up their ass yet? You know, against their will.

Were I watching soccer, I fear
If that thing was blown in my ear?
The folks all around
Would hear a new sound:
The horn as its blown from the rear.

Jaboobinator		2010-06-25 09:34:17 AM

Pud		2010-06-25 10:09:32 AM

I was wondering how long it would take for people to start dying from vuvuzela related lead poisoning.

jspenguin		2010-06-25 10:13:36 AM

Ashtrey: Has anyone has a vuvuzela shoved up their ass yet? You know, against their will.

s3.jspenguin.org

seventypercent		2010-06-25 10:52:06 AM

...and?

Finish the sentence, subby.

WHAT IS SUBBY TRYING TO TELL US?

Paris1127		2010-06-25 11:49:49 AM

Oh, here's a better place to post this (new window)

calbert		2010-06-25 12:20:06 PM

Ashtrey: Has anyone has a vuvuzela shoved up their ass yet? You know, against their will.

almost

"I don't like vuvuzelas. If it weren't for the fact that my job is a nurse, and that I am here to help people in severe distress, and to save lives, I'd have shoved the farking thing up his arse myself" (new window)

whatshisname		2010-06-25 12:53:38 PM

"Vuvuzela lips"

Yowza!

bighairyguy		2010-06-25 12:54:22 PM

In your ear, FIFA:
img685.imageshack.us

/USA USA USA!!!

Dahnkster		2010-06-25 12:54:49 PM

You got vuvuzela on my vulva!

johan heggs tiny man nipples		2010-06-25 12:55:31 PM

I hate that word.

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2010-06-25 12:56:17 PM

NutWrench: I'd settle for just breaking one over someone's head.
Solves two problems at once.

Plastic tubes are very unlikely to break....

ooooooooohhhhhhhhh I get it!

Dogmatrix		2010-06-25 12:56:39 PM

\o,---<| BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

NittLion78		2010-06-25 12:56:49 PM

Obryn		2010-06-25 12:57:13 PM

A better link to the article... (new window)

Prank Call of Cthulhu		2010-06-25 12:57:50 PM

"And this one time, at band camp, I stuck my vuvuzela in my pussy."

godxam		2010-06-25 12:58:27 PM

glenlivid		2010-06-25 12:58:36 PM

NutWrench: I'd settle for just breaking one over someone's head.
Solves two problems at once.

Yep. I'm non-violent as a rule, but those things push all my buttons at once.

theyipper		2010-06-25 12:58:54 PM

How many people pooped their pants trying to blow those vuvuz?

Heamer		2010-06-25 01:01:45 PM

This doesn't really surprise me at BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

PsyLord		2010-06-25 01:02:09 PM

Ashtrey: Has anyone has a vuvuzela shoved up their ass yet? You know, against their will.

actors.pick2web.com

No, but he has had a trumpet up there this one time, at band camp...

wax_on		2010-06-25 01:02:33 PM

Are those injuries related to being beaten with your vuvuzela? Or injuries related to being beaten with a baseball bat for having a vuvuzela?

Heamer		2010-06-25 01:02:36 PM

What the hell? I didn't tyBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Heamer		2010-06-25 01:03:11 PM

OK, seriously, is this some kind of joke? Because I'm noBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Heamer		2010-06-25 01:03:50 PM

Is anybodBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Heineken Skywalker		2010-06-25 01:05:12 PM

"grossly swollen "vuvuzela lips.""

CygnusDarius		2010-06-25 01:05:45 PM

I preffer air horns, isntead.

Same noise, none of the hazzards... To me, at least.

studebaker hoch		2010-06-25 01:05:46 PM

We already had the Venezuela-up-the-bum thread.

The fart heard round the world.

Super Chronic		2010-06-25 01:06:11 PM

I hear sand in the vuvuzela can be a terrible thing.

Dogmatrix		2010-06-25 01:06:20 PM

Oh Heamer, you're so silBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

bighairyguy		2010-06-25 01:06:35 PM

Hasn't this jumped the shark yet?

bambi121899		2010-06-25 01:06:58 PM

There's a vuvuzela app for Android. You know, in case you want to piss people off.

/not that I'd ever want to do that
//no way, not me

Ecobuckeye		2010-06-25 01:07:17 PM

seventypercent: ...and?

Finish the sentence, subby.

WHAT IS SUBBY TRYING TO TELL US?

It's coming from inside the house!

tjfly		2010-06-25 01:07:52 PM

Press Release from the IOC: We will never hold an Olympics in South Africa. Yes, this is a vuvuzela related decision. Further, we woul... BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZ

slappydoodad		2010-06-25 01:10:33 PM

FTFA:

frequent tooters have already reported grossly swollen "vuvuzela lips."

lol

ikapoz		2010-06-25 01:10:34 PM

FTFA: "Powerful tooting can cause retinas to bleed."

Funniest mental picture I have had all day.

studebaker hoch		2010-06-25 01:11:20 PM

YouTube has a vuvuzela button now.shiat just got real.

Fluorescent Testicle		2010-06-25 01:11:26 PM

jspenguin: [Monty Python]

i49.tinypic.com

This		2010-06-25 01:11:49 PM

calbert: Ashtrey: Has anyone has a vuvuzela shoved up their ass yet? You know, against their will.

almost

"I don't like vuvuzelas. If it weren't for the fact that my job is a nurse, and that I am here to help people in severe distress, and to save lives, I'd have shoved the farking thing up his arse myself" (new window)

You know that was satire, right?

NothingCanPossiblyeGoWrong		2010-06-25 01:12:08 PM

I came to to tell you all about an imminent danger that will destroy all life on earth if we don't immediatelBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZ

numbone		2010-06-25 01:15:20 PM

If you imagine the end they are blowing is shaped like a penis it all makes sense.

h2oincfs		2010-06-25 01:19:00 PM

ikapoz: FTFA: "Powerful tooting can cause retinas to bleed."

Funniest mental picture I have had all day.

my father brought this lesson home to me on many occasions.

CygnusDarius		2010-06-25 01:19:18 PM

I find your lack of faith distuBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZ.

VictorOfBorge		2010-06-25 01:19:23 PM

Heineken Skywalker: "grossly swollen "vuvuzela lips.""

Vuvuzela-hyper-vulva-trophy

Number 216		2010-06-25 01:20:00 PM

why sad tag? That's hilarious!

Gordon Bennett		2010-06-25 01:20:33 PM

Ashtrey: Has anyone has a vuvuzela shoved up their ass yet? You know, against their will.

Big end or little end?

TheSignPost		2010-06-25 01:21:13 PM

It'd be funny if Heamer's posts really were filtered by admins to finish off randomly with the BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Just, you know sayiBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Z

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