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(Post Gazette)   Why everything tastes like chicken is explained   ( divider line
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2001-10-06 05:42:46 PM  
"That's why when you say something tastes like chicken, what you're saying is it doesn't taste like anything at all," she said.

So what does chicken taste like??

Oh Yeah, 8008135
2001-10-06 05:44:49 PM  
It's the Matrix... gotta be the Matrix...
2001-10-06 05:50:22 PM  
Who cares? I like chicken!
2001-10-06 05:54:18 PM  
I'm sure it has nothing to do with this headline, but I'm still laughing while I post this.

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2001-10-06 05:55:32 PM  
2001-10-06 06:09:52 PM  
Smells like...
2001-10-06 06:10:38 PM  

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Eye Candy

2001-10-06 06:10:44 PM  
"crabs taste like lobsters because they both evolved from the same group of crabby-lobstery-tasting crustaceans."

Has anyone ever watched Invader Zim? That's what that phrase reminds me of.

2001-10-06 06:14:20 PM  
2001-10-06 06:29:59 PM  
maybe if people ACTUALLY read the articles BEFORE posting..

Come on people..;(
2001-10-06 06:34:31 PM  
By posting the articles we absolve ourselves from the need to actually read them.

Its the same with taping tv shows on the vcr, you do it, but then hardly ever get around to watching the shows, and just end up taping over them again.

besides its funnier to comment without a clue
2001-10-06 06:41:43 PM  
why is everything in capslock? what the fark?
2001-10-06 06:44:06 PM  
I posted this one, Im absolved!
2001-10-06 06:46:18 PM  
What does cat taste like?

2001-10-06 06:58:43 PM  
"Chicken McNuggets" sure as hell don't taste like chicken.
2001-10-06 07:04:30 PM  
Wraith: It's because you clicked the javascript link in this window.
2001-10-06 07:37:15 PM  
I wonder what human taste like? I doubt its like chicken...heh heh
2001-10-06 08:05:50 PM  
Cannibal book: "How to Serve Your Fellow Man"
2001-10-06 08:09:04 PM  
it's true! babies taste of chicken. and chicken tastes of babies.
2001-10-06 08:37:14 PM  
Markus o'farkus: Cake...or Death?
2001-10-06 09:13:00 PM  
hmmm.... cake please!
2001-10-06 09:17:00 PM  
Tastes like chicken? I want to know why some things smell like tuna!
2001-10-06 09:18:05 PM  
Do you know what cannibals call humans? "Long pigs". Honest. Pass it on.
2001-10-06 09:58:32 PM  
Bigpeeler: I'd like to see your grant application for that...
2001-10-06 10:37:21 PM  
I'm sorry, we're all out of cake, it'll have to be Death...
2001-10-06 10:56:54 PM  
Well I'll tell you, this boston cream pie I'm eating doesn't taste like chicken.
2001-10-06 10:58:04 PM  
Chicken are so stupid and so ar cows. I think we should eat smarter animals and it will show. So i went on a strict dolphin diet. and they are yummy without all that nasty tuna mixxed in.
2001-10-06 11:13:53 PM  
I once ate chicken... it tasted like rattle snake!
2001-10-06 11:14:43 PM  
"crabs taste like lobsters because they both evolved from the same group of crabby-lobstery-tasting crustaceans."

Has anyone ever watched Invader Zim? That's what that phrase reminds me of.

the... guidey... chippy... thingy.
2001-10-06 11:42:27 PM  
Y'know what also tastes like chicken?
Human flesh.
2001-10-06 11:42:49 PM  
But only if you season it right.
2001-10-06 11:43:45 PM  
Hey, here's a question for ya:
You become shipwrecked at sea, and find yourself on Gilligan's Island. You run out of food. Who do you eat first?
2001-10-06 11:53:30 PM  
That all depends on your definition of "eat."
2001-10-07 12:02:26 AM  
Tastes like pork.
2001-10-07 10:14:31 AM  
POOP! the other dark and runny meat.
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