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(Radar Magazine)   Playboy readers may get to see where Biebers come from. Bonus Stanley Cup photo   (radaronline.com) divider line 78
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2010-06-25 01:37:23 AM  
How is Biebber formed?
 
2010-06-25 03:15:14 AM  
Wise_Guy: How is Biebber formed?

that should've been the headline

well done
 
2010-06-25 05:41:21 AM  
Boobies book buyers behold Beiber's beginnings?
 
2010-06-25 06:29:16 AM  
Bieber's 34-year-old mom doesn't belong in Playboy. "You mean it's not an article about me and my son? And I'm naked?"
 
2010-06-25 07:19:31 AM  
um, what? I don't care
 
2010-06-25 07:23:31 AM  
that is one leathery woman (and I don't mean in the fun dominatrix way). More like

images2.fanpop.com
 
2010-06-25 07:23:44 AM  
Fta "The 34-year-old parent of the pop sensation has been offered $50,000 to appear topless (but not totally nude)" So they aren't going to show her Bieber.
 
2010-06-25 07:33:53 AM  
The 34-year-old parentfark. Don't remind me that I could have my very own Bieber.
 
2010-06-25 07:38:11 AM  
onfinite.com
 
2010-06-25 07:39:03 AM  
lasercannon: Fta "The 34-year-old parent of the pop sensation has been offered $50,000 to appear topless (but not totally nude)" So they aren't going to show her Bieber.

Or her face
 
2010-06-25 07:40:00 AM  
How to fark up your kids in a 1000 ways.

1. ...
 
2010-06-25 07:43:52 AM  
I'm single, and 5 years older than a pop star's mom? Feeling old..
 
2010-06-25 07:43:52 AM  
Playboy can offer anyone money to appear nude. It doesn't mean the person will actually consider doing it.
 
2010-06-25 07:43:53 AM  
She was 18 when she had him and it looks like the past 16 years have not been kind. Who would want to see that? It's not like anyone in his fan base would care or any man on the planet for that matter. I'm calling BS.
 
2010-06-25 07:44:19 AM  
rogue49: How to fark up your kids in a 1000 ways.

1. Give him link to Fark.com


2. ...
 
2010-06-25 07:45:44 AM  
(clicks on actual link) I'd say she either sleeps on a tanning bed every night, and/or she's a 3 pack a day smoker, from that pic.
 
2010-06-25 07:55:54 AM  
Also, the article says she would appear topless, so we won't be
getting to see her little Bieber.

Or, maybe he burst out of her chest like The Alien....
 
2010-06-25 07:57:35 AM  
Didn't know that Playboy printed midget porn.
 
2010-06-25 08:03:24 AM  
I'm guessing her pubes are combed over her mons-venus in a Blagojovich like pompadeau
 
2010-06-25 08:05:21 AM  
eh, not being Studman, I would do her, but I don't know if I would have any sense of pride or accomplishment for having done so.

\there, I got my sexist, misogynist comment for the morning out of the way
 
2010-06-25 08:06:08 AM  
not bad....talking about mom not the bieber

i.fanpix.net
 
2010-06-25 08:09:16 AM  
Oh no. Bieber Hunt.
 
2010-06-25 08:12:19 AM  
Meh, it'll be one of those artsy pic sets with all the important parts covered. Call me when she accepts an offer from Hustler.
 
2010-06-25 08:16:06 AM  
Bieber Beaver
 
2010-06-25 08:16:50 AM  
cmon fate, their 15 minutes has got to be up soon.
 
2010-06-25 08:24:00 AM  
Baby Bieber's Breastfeeders
 
2010-06-25 08:27:55 AM  
rickycal78: Meh, it'll be one of those artsy pic sets with all the important parts covered. Call me when she accepts an offer from Hustler.appears in MILF Creampies

FTFY
 
2010-06-25 08:39:46 AM  
drhansenej: cmon fate, their 15 minutes has got to be up soon.

Why? Did music ed get suddenly popular? Are Americans going to hear the title "A Love Supreme" and not immediately make a joke about burritos? Are "100 Greatest Guitarist" lists going to suddenly sprout the names Joe Pass, Segovia and Martino along the mediocre hacks who typically top said lists? Are classical orchestras going to stop going tits-up?

I don't think so. Get used to the taste of crap. It's what your getting.
 
2010-06-25 08:52:04 AM  
DjangoStonereaver: Also, the article says she would appear topless, so we won't be
getting to see her little Bieber.

Or, maybe he burst out of her chest like The Alien....



I'm not fully awake yet & read that as "he burst out of her chest like Tim Allen..."
 
2010-06-25 08:53:50 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Are classical orchestras going to stop going tits-up?

rlv.zcache.com
 
2010-06-25 09:14:48 AM  
LewDux: rogue49: How to fark up your kids in a 1000 ways.

1. Give him link to Fark.com

2. Chainsaw


3. ...
 
2010-06-25 09:17:54 AM  
'Fans of Justin Bieber, 16, will soon be seeing a lot more of the teen sensation's mom...'

12-year old girls read playboy??? Giggity.
 
2010-06-25 09:18:22 AM  
what's that word I'm looking for...?
oh, yeah... ick
 
2010-06-25 09:25:31 AM  
Jesus, that's a pretty rough-looking 34. Do Biebers age in dog years or something?
 
2010-06-25 09:34:39 AM  
Alphax: I'm single, and 5 years older than a pop star's mom? Feeling old..

I started thinking and realized that by the time Mozart was my age... he'd been dead for 14 years. I really feel old.
 
2010-06-25 09:39:55 AM  
What the hell does a 16-year old Canadian know about the Stanley Cup? No Canadian team has won it since he's been alive...
 
2010-06-25 09:45:00 AM  
LewDux: onfinite.com

I'll be honest, that made me laugh.

+1
 
2010-06-25 09:45:38 AM  
drhansenej: cmon fate, their 15 minutes has got to be up soon.

Whose, Playboy's or Beiber's?

/Call me when Playboy starts featuring attractive women (ie, not those gawdawful pneumatic blondes)
//Baby baby baby mmm baby baby baby baby is STILL better than Revolution #9.
 
2010-06-25 09:49:18 AM  
Ponzholio: 'Fans of Justin Bieber, 16, will soon be seeing a lot more of the teen sensation's mom...'

12-year old girls read playboy??? Giggity.


I did...
 
2010-06-25 10:20:46 AM  
NotThatGirl: Ponzholio: 'Fans of Justin Bieber, 16, will soon be seeing a lot more of the teen sensation's mom...'

12-year old girls read playboy??? Giggity.

I did...


How YOU doin? :D

/giggity
//giggity
///goo!
 
2010-06-25 10:22:00 AM  
Chicks that wear hula hoop earrings are sluts.

It never fails.
 
2010-06-25 10:25:10 AM  
58/2+7=36. I'm too old for his mother. Just shoot me.
 
2010-06-25 10:44:42 AM  
tototototo: Boobies book buyers behold Beiber's beginnings?

1.bp.blogspot.com

"Bears, beets, battlestar galatica."
 
2010-06-25 10:45:58 AM  
She does appear to have Huge Tracts of Land.
 
2010-06-25 10:48:24 AM  
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
 
2010-06-25 10:49:02 AM  
NotThatGirl: Ponzholio: 'Fans of Justin Bieber, 16, will soon be seeing a lot more of the teen sensation's mom...'

12-year old girls read playboy??? Giggity.

I did...


But just for the articles.
 
2010-06-25 10:50:40 AM  
NotThatGirl: Ponzholio: 'Fans of Justin Bieber, 16, will soon be seeing a lot more of the teen sensation's mom...'

12-year old girls read playboy??? Giggity.

I did...


DETAILS, or it didn't happen.
 
2010-06-25 10:57:36 AM  
I wish she had motor-boated a young Bieber to death to spare the world of him. BEST WAY TO DIE... EVER.
 
2010-06-25 11:10:50 AM  
I wonder if her pussy hair is combed into the swoop.
 
2010-06-25 11:22:02 AM  
Figures... the pics ARE enabled in this thread.

/off to Eyebleach World
 
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