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(California Aggie)   College student describes his drunken Memorial Day weekend on Lake Shasta. Complete with public sex, topless women aplenty and giant penis man   (californiaaggie.com) divider line 73
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2003-05-30 12:22:24 PM  
He slept 9 hours in three days while having that much fun. Sleep is for when you get back home lightweight.
 
2003-05-30 12:54:23 PM  
I would love to kill all these frat boys. I hate them. HATE! They all need to die.
 
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2003-05-30 12:56:51 PM  
I like how the whole story was censored because his Mom reads the columns.
 
2003-05-30 01:20:58 PM  
I got a ticket last summer for peeing off the top of the houseboat on Lake Shasta. I Told Ricky Ranger my ID was in the car. Currently there is a failure to appear warrant out for someone named Drew Curtis in Lexington, KY
 
2003-05-30 02:49:04 PM  
The site seems to be quickly and utterly FARKED.

The lack of Boobies creates problems everywhere.
 
2003-05-30 02:49:19 PM  
Speaking as one with first-hand experience, Davis is the home of a great school, and not much else. Having no social scene leads to a lot of drunken college students having drunken fun.
 
2003-05-30 02:49:23 PM  
i love lake shasta i go every year, sometimes with my family. Just a fun place.
 
2003-05-30 02:50:48 PM  
Site is FARKED.
 
2003-05-30 02:51:29 PM  
I'm still drunk from Memorial day....damn rookies.
 
2003-05-30 02:52:09 PM  
Farked.

That was quick.

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2003-05-30 02:52:26 PM  
well he had a more exciting memeorial weekend than i did.
 
2003-05-30 02:52:45 PM  
It's a plot by the illuminati, I can tell you that much.


Fnord.
 
2003-05-30 02:52:58 PM  
Lake Shasta?

Try Lake Havasu.
 
2003-05-30 02:53:13 PM  
He returned to the boat one night claiming that he had been attacked by ninjas who threw ninja stars at his legs.

Ummm. Whoa.
 
2003-05-30 02:53:24 PM  
memorial even too.
 
2003-05-30 02:53:28 PM  
farked? yup.
 
2003-05-30 02:53:42 PM  
new record?

after a mere 700 hits
 
2003-05-30 02:55:25 PM  
Let's not forget the party hats!
 
2003-05-30 02:56:00 PM  
Must be an Apple server.
 
2003-05-30 02:56:48 PM  
And Fark logs another pitifully weak server as one more victim of the Fark Server Stress Test.
 
2003-05-30 02:57:07 PM  
Microbob Oh how I wish to go there! b4 I die I will make the journey!

SofaKing Another ninja attack. He is lucky the pirates didn't get him, he would have been in for some real trouble!
 
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2003-05-30 02:57:14 PM  
Farked already. Giant Penis Man must be a popular guy. Who knew?
 
2003-05-30 02:57:45 PM  
Microbob

Try Lake Havasu

Indeed. It seems to that during Spring Break a lot of California college students come into Arizona for their drunken, naked debauchery. Not that I mind, but I definitely think the madhouse that is Lake Havasu City, Arizone during Spring Break cannot be topped by any other vacation spot.

On a side note, I have a friend who grew up in Lake Havasu, and she said there's at least a couple of idiots every year that get in trouble with the law for banging the high school girls that come out to the lake during that time.
 
2003-05-30 03:00:12 PM  
I have friends living in Lake Havasu...beautiful town, except you want to be nowhere near that place come Spring Break. What a downer.....
 
2003-05-30 03:01:07 PM  
For those out of the loop:

By Paul Publico
Aggie Features Columnist

May 30, 2003 - Houseboats are Shastastic.

In three days, I probably slept no more than nine hours and was drunk all 72 hours even those hours I was sleeping.

Lake Shasta brings out the wild child in almost everyone on houseboats. There were some interesting people there this weekend: The ladies wearing nothing but blue paint over their private parts and the guy in a giant penis costume.

In fact, if it were not for Shasta, I might never have seen live porn. On multiple occasions, I witnessed couples who have no shame and engage in public displays of affection that I cannot describe in detail because my Mom has started reading my columns. They knew they were being watched, but that didnt stop them.

This year, I saw more topless women than there were in Showgirls. If youve been to Shasta for Memorial Day weekend, then you know what its all about. And if you havent, trust me, its worth it to go at least once in your life.

Memorial Day weekend is my favorite break during the school year. My friends and I usually rent a houseboat and cruise the lake along with thousands of other young people to party like its our job. At least thats what it ends up being like, because people drink from sunup until 3 a.m.

But it is at night when houseboats get going.

I would bet that most of the people who went last weekend came back with numerous cuts and bruises from ravaging through the forest.

Simply getting from the boat onto the island can be very dangerous. In order to get to where all the people are, one must hike through rough terrain, evade poison oak and make it all the way to the flat part of the island, all while avoiding fallen branches poking out from the ground. The sounds of 50 Cents In Da Club are ones only guide along the trail.

Countless individuals slipped while climbing, only to tumble down face first into the water. I took pictures of one guy; it was a Kodak moment.

But once one does make it to the flat part of the island, the night begins. A mob of people crowd around a bonfire, drinking and socializing, and its not uncommon to see couples making out or to find yourself making out with someone. Things like that just happen at Shasta.

Despite all the fun that we had, we were not free of accidents.

Fortunately, the only person on our boat that needed medical attention was Barbecue. He returned to the boat one night claiming that he had been attacked by ninjas who threw ninja stars at his legs.

On Saturday morning when Barbecue woke up, he knew that his leg was messed up and that he needed medical attention quickly.

Good thing we had a pre-med student on board. A successful surgery was performed, despite the pre-med students dislocated finger. Dr. Love used tweezers from his medical kit in order to pull out pieces of bark from a branch that pierced Barbecue in the lower left leg while he was walking to the island.

During the operation, Barbecue used shots of rum as his painkiller while the rest of us took pictures. He then disinfected the wound with vodka and fought through injury in order to have a good time. For the remainder of the trip, he had blood dripping down his leg from the deep cavity where the branch had punctured him.

If you plan on going to Lake Shasta next year, then make sure to bring medical supplies you might need them. If you are lucky enough to avoid major injury, then undoubtedly you will come back with some outlandish stories. Hopefully, most of the stories are about your friends being unable to control their sexual urges, and not you.

This is the last installment of Night Vision. Now I can study more and drink less.
 
2003-05-30 03:02:02 PM  
hey, is this that big boats and water nudie girls thing from that girls gone wild video?
 
2003-05-30 03:04:49 PM  

.TAF!? WTF IS TAF!? Get it together asswipes!


Go to amazon.com and get an html for dummies book, dummy.
 
2003-05-30 03:05:45 PM  
On multiple occasions, I witnessed couples who have no shame and engage in public displays of affection that I cannot describe in detail because my Mom has started reading my columns.

Then why did you write the column in the first place, stupid?
 
2003-05-30 03:09:46 PM  
05-30-03 02:51:29 PM Drunk
I'm still drunk from Memorial day....damn rookies.


I'm still drunk from Christmas......1982

Rookie
 
2003-05-30 03:11:22 PM  
Please... so that's what passes for a life for you guys. The word I believe is "pathos"...
 
2003-05-30 03:13:01 PM  
This has got to be one of the most unpolished, infantile pieces of writing I have ever seen make it past a college newspaper editor. And that's a terrible insult.

I speak with some experience as I edited one for three years, and retards like this would never have made it to the printed page.

I can't wait to see the column this whitecap writes when he finds out he has AIDS.

moron
 
2003-05-30 03:14:53 PM  
I'm still drunk from my 'zygotic angst' phase, c.1970

... damn rookies.
 
2003-05-30 03:15:43 PM  
Hopefully, most of the stories are about your friends being unable to control their sexual urges, and not you.

This guy has it backwards.

tuckermax.com has much better stories.
 
2003-05-30 03:17:07 PM  
In three days, I probably slept no more than nine hours and was drunk all 72 hours even those hours I was sleeping...

I witnessed couples who have no shame and engage in public displays of affection that I cannot describe in detail because my Mom has started reading my columns.


We don't want Mom reading about other peoples' public copulation, but we have absolutely no qualms about her hearing the part about our own three-day bender. I bet she feels better.
 
2003-05-30 03:17:23 PM  
This has got to be one of the most unpolished, infantile pieces of writing I have ever seen make it past a college newspaper editor.

Seconded.
 
2003-05-30 03:18:23 PM  
My Memorial Day weekend was lame. It's my birthday weekend too, and I couldn't go down the shore as usual. Damned rain!

Hopefully this weekend will actually have some sun.
 
2003-05-30 03:19:28 PM  
If I taught English at that guy's college, I might have to kill myself after reading his column.
 
2003-05-30 03:19:55 PM  
um...why is this linked...its like linking to a blog...where theres nothing really that interesting. All this thing needs is more "dudes", and "oh my god's" and you could call it the valley boys...
 
2003-05-30 03:20:55 PM  
I have some unused apostrophes I'd like to donate, because this writer seems to have run out.
 
2003-05-30 03:25:22 PM  
More topless women than in Showgirls...whoa, dude!

/sarcasm
 
2003-05-30 03:27:03 PM  
Dude, i like, oh my god, got so drunk and, dude, there was, like, people DOING IT all around me and DUDE my friend was like, drunk, and he like, cut himself and DUDE this drunk medstudent sewed him up while he was drinking and DUDE, OH MY GOD its like, so great to be a frat bot. Dude i hope, like, my mom and dad will keep paying for my drunken orgies, DUDE
 
2003-05-30 03:27:55 PM  
 
2003-05-30 03:28:03 PM  
Part 2 of his column when comes back in teh fall:
" Does this look infected to you? Or my Crabby Summer."
 
2003-05-30 03:31:10 PM  
 
2003-05-30 03:34:54 PM  
ahhhh...college
 
2003-05-30 03:36:30 PM  
"giant penis man"

I also do a wide range of social activities including bachelorette parties and bar mitzvahs.
 
2003-05-30 03:47:44 PM  
What a craptacular piece of writing. Pravda writers have a better grasp of English.
 
2003-05-30 03:48:04 PM  
What a tool.

I'm all for casual drunken public sex -- that's what collge is for -- but this was the lamest and most pointless article I've ever read. Except maybe for the rabbit ESP thing.

"Dude, I got drunk! And naked people had sex!" Yeah, thanks for sharing, dumbass.
 
2003-05-30 03:48:15 PM  
Blah. Blah. Blah.

What. A. Ghei. Story.
 
2003-05-30 03:50:17 PM  
 
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