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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   Police: "Man was naked, with stolen cheese"   (news.cincinnati.com) divider line 67
    More: Amusing, receiving stolen property, public indecency, concealed weapons, court of record  
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2010-06-24 04:09:11 PM
Offenses: Public indecency, theft, carrying a concealed weapon.

I don't want to know where....
 
2010-06-24 04:11:57 PM
Well, it IS a cottage industry.

(rim shot)
 
2010-06-24 04:20:51 PM
fromunda cheese?
 
2010-06-24 04:22:28 PM
lh6.ggpht.com
 
2010-06-24 04:23:15 PM
lh4.ggpht.com

(groan)
 
2010-06-24 04:41:01 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: fromunda cheese?

ugh
 
2010-06-24 04:46:56 PM
Yes, but was he hatless?
 
2010-06-24 05:24:57 PM
That's not really what I meant by "Paneer."
 
2010-06-24 06:13:38 PM
Sometimes a substance forms in the area between the scrotum and the anus when proper hygiene is not maintained which can vaguely resemble cheese.
 
2010-06-24 07:09:51 PM
That's na-cho cheese!
 
2010-06-24 07:13:08 PM
Spoiler alert: The cheese was smegma.
 
2010-06-24 07:13:17 PM
No gouda can come of this.
 
2010-06-24 07:13:23 PM
rikdanger: Ya Whey! (groan)

Uhhh, that's curds.
 
2010-06-24 07:14:14 PM
Fluorescent Testicle: Spoiler alert: The cheese was smegma.

Headcheese?
 
2010-06-24 07:15:05 PM
Was it this guy?

images.wallaceandgromit.com
 
2010-06-24 07:15:10 PM
CravenMorehead: Sometimes a substance forms in the area between the scrotum and the anus when proper hygiene is not maintained which can vaguely resemble cheese.

Yes - but it doesn't come in four pound blocks.
 
2010-06-24 07:16:27 PM
Dat's nacho cheese! Dat's nacho cheese!

/It's Gubment cheese!
 
2010-06-24 07:17:45 PM
jso2897: CravenMorehead: Sometimes a substance forms in the area between the scrotum and the anus when proper hygiene is not maintained which can vaguely resemble cheese.

Yes - but it doesn't come in four pound blocks.


Speak for yourself!
 
2010-06-24 07:17:53 PM
whatshisname: rikdanger: Ya Whey! (groan)

Uhhh, that's curds.


No whey?
 
2010-06-24 07:18:42 PM
Automatic felony.
 
2010-06-24 07:18:43 PM
jso2897: CravenMorehead: Sometimes a substance forms in the area between the scrotum and the anus when proper hygiene is not maintained which can vaguely resemble cheese.

Yes - but it doesn't come in four pound blocks.


You gotta try a little harder.

Maybe he's Swiss?
 
2010-06-24 07:19:28 PM
jso2897: CravenMorehead: Sometimes a substance forms in the area between the scrotum and the anus when proper hygiene is not maintained which can vaguely resemble cheese.

Yes - but it doesn't come in four pound blocks.


Unless one has been neglecting one's hygiene for a significantly long period of time.
 
2010-06-24 07:20:14 PM
I too, have been naked with cheese and I am not ashamed.
 
2010-06-24 07:20:30 PM
rikdanger: whatshisname: rikdanger: Ya Whey! (groan)

Uhhh, that's curds.

No whey?


Whey!
 
2010-06-24 07:24:04 PM
"While the senator admitted he was intoxicated, he could not explain his nudity"

/ WKRP opening
 
2010-06-24 07:26:56 PM
CravenMorehead: Sometimes a substance forms in the area between the scrotum and the anus when proper hygiene is not maintained which can vaguely resemble cheese.

There are things mankind was not meant to know.
This is one.

/I'm going to go give myself a lobotomy now, thanks very much.
 
2010-06-24 07:29:10 PM
www.uncoached.com
"I was hot and I was hungry!"
 
2010-06-24 07:29:50 PM
This would have been better if it had been a can of cheez whiz

z.about.com

/hot
 
2010-06-24 07:33:38 PM

remus


This would have been better if it had been a can of cheez whiz


"Did ya get mah cheez whiz, boy?"


"Three orange whips!"
 
2010-06-24 07:34:18 PM
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
 
2010-06-24 07:38:07 PM

meepozoid


I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.


Quiet! You'll miss the humorous conclusion!


I've made a little space for the cheese slices.
 
2010-06-24 07:42:17 PM
meepozoid: I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

img380.imageshack.us

//hot
 
2010-06-24 07:42:49 PM
It's a rough library.
 
2010-06-24 07:44:10 PM
Englebert Slaptyback: remus

This would have been better if it had been a can of cheez whiz


"Did ya get mah cheez whiz, boy?"

www.bluesbrotherscentral.com

//hot

"Three orange whips!"

bb.wynnear.com

//hot
 
2010-06-24 07:49:43 PM
A homeless guy cleaning himself in a public bathroom is arrested for stealing food.

That's not amusing, that's sad.
 
2010-06-24 07:51:02 PM

remus


[pics]

Good show - you found a picture of the old guy in the transient hotel!

*thinks "Wait a minute! We post text, and remus comes through with the pictures..."*

SALMA HAYEK IN A VERY SMALL BIKINI

*waits patiently*
 
2010-06-24 07:52:38 PM
The cheese stands alone
 
2010-06-24 07:56:37 PM
Those holes in the Swiss cheese can be quite tempting some times...
 
2010-06-24 07:57:09 PM
cgraves67: Those holes in the Swiss cheese can be quite tempting some times...

Ok, now you're just being sick.
 
2010-06-24 07:57:43 PM
There's a "Venezuelan Beaver Cheese" joke in here somewhere.
 
2010-06-24 07:58:13 PM
BadAnalogyGuy: A homeless guy cleaning himself in a public bathroom is arrested for stealing food.

That's not amusing, that's sad.


You got me to read TFA. :(
 
2010-06-24 08:02:33 PM
Englebert Slaptyback: remus

[pics]

Good show - you found a picture of the old guy in the transient hotel!

*thinks "Wait a minute! We post text, and remus comes through with the pictures..."*

SALMA HAYEK IN A VERY SMALL BIKINI

*waits patiently*


www.redcarpetgossip.com

/hot (obvious)
 
2010-06-24 08:02:34 PM
Had to click to make sure this wasn't a friend of mine.

/it wasn't
 
2010-06-24 08:07:35 PM
dtdstudios.com
 
2010-06-24 08:09:21 PM

remus



Favorited. :-)
 
2010-06-24 08:09:50 PM
Cheese -whiz
 
2010-06-24 08:12:22 PM
fumunda cheese?
 
2010-06-24 08:14:57 PM
CornFedIowan: There's a "Venezuelan Beaver Cheese" joke in here somewhere.

I read that "Vuvuzela Beaver Cheese" at first...
 
2010-06-24 08:15:48 PM

Rufus Lee King


Dammit, That Wasn't a Fart!


Yeah, we've all heard that one. You'll be blaming the dog next.
 
2010-06-24 08:20:02 PM
remus: CornFedIowan: There's a "Venezuelan Beaver Cheese" joke in here somewhere.

I read that "Vuvuzela Beaver Cheese" at first...


I hear what you did there. Unfortunately.
 
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