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(Examiner) Video Jimmy Kimmel gets the cast of "Jersey Shore" to remake "Twilight", resulting in the most entertaining version of either franchise that you're ever likely to see   (examiner.com ) divider line
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2010-06-24 12:48:28 PM  
Okay, I laughed.

/still hate jersey shore.
 
2010-06-24 12:57:40 PM  
I've never seen Jersey Shore but that was pretty freaking funny.
 
2010-06-24 01:34:21 PM  
I've never seen Jersey Shore, but I'd assumed that aside from the Oompa Loompa, they had to at least be semi-attractive people... but goddamn, them some ugly motherfarkers.
 
2010-06-24 01:51:11 PM  
Article links twice to the same video, and doesn't link once to the one in question.
 
2010-06-24 01:52:04 PM  

timujin: I've never seen Jersey Shore, but I'd assumed that aside from the Oompa Loompa, they had to at least be semi-attractive people


You know what they say about when you assume?
 
2010-06-24 01:54:06 PM  
Making fun of Twilight for being successful despite its horridness by contributing to the success of another horrid franchise is going from the frying pan to the tanning bed.
 
2010-06-24 01:55:09 PM  
So uh, the video in question is linked where, was it supposed to be one of the doubled links in your article you submitted? Scott Wampler, I am disappoint.
 
2010-06-24 02:09:41 PM  
Fixing....
 
2010-06-24 02:13:28 PM  

impaler: You know what they say about when you assume?


apparently, I make an ass of The Situation's face.
 
2010-06-24 02:18:54 PM  
Fixed.
 
2010-06-24 02:27:28 PM  
You know, that Snooki is damn hot. I'd let her suck my...blood. If by blood you mean penis.
 
2010-06-24 02:34:43 PM  

eddyatwork: You know, that Snooki is damn hot. I'd let her suck my...blood. If by blood you mean penis.


Here you go, eddy, these might help:
www.majhost.com
 
2010-06-24 02:40:26 PM  
Ugh. I'd rather watch Twilight. Without rifftrax.

/masochist
 
2010-06-24 03:02:20 PM  
way over my head.
 
2010-06-24 03:04:02 PM  
I watched long enough to see her chewing gum like an annoying 12 year old. I HATE that.
 
2010-06-24 03:06:22 PM  
That was some great acting. Wait, I meant to say the opposite of great. Is there a word for that? Oh well, I guess I'll stick with great.
 
2010-06-24 03:10:25 PM  
timujin: eddyatwork: You know, that Snooki is damn hot. I'd let her suck my...blood. If by blood you mean penis.

Here you go, eddy, these might help:


www.pokerincentralpa.com
 
2010-06-24 03:14:45 PM  
I lol'd.

Who knew that Stupid+Stupid=Entertaining
 
2010-06-24 03:15:31 PM  

eddyatwork: You know, that Snooki is damn hot. I'd let her suck my...blood. If by blood you mean penis.


Snooki, is that you? How you doin? I've seen you on Fark before in another thread when you, er someone, claimed that she was hot.

Because besides herself, NO ONE - And I mean, NO ONE - could think that she is hot.
 
2010-06-24 03:17:03 PM  
Craig Ferguson was pretty funny too:
Where do I find the mushroom princess? (pops like a pimple)
 
2010-06-24 03:19:35 PM  
Tissot: NO ONE - could think that she is hot.

Screw you! My ultimate three-some fantasy is Paris Hilton and Snooki. I would wreck them both so hard half of New York City would be staring at the three of us across the Hudson in sheer horror and I'd like it.
 
2010-06-24 03:19:53 PM  
okay, I liked that.

/ashamed.
 
2010-06-24 03:20:46 PM  

Not A Hippie: I watched long enough to see her chewing gum like an annoying 12 year old. I HATE that.


I farking LOVE Oreos!
 
2010-06-24 03:30:44 PM  
TEAM GUIDO.
 
2010-06-24 03:34:19 PM  
I guess you'd have to have seen both twilight and jersey what ever to get it.
/i did not.
//got the falcon punch part at least.
 
2010-06-24 03:39:14 PM  

eddyatwork: Tissot: NO ONE - could think that she is hot.

Screw you! My ultimate three-some fantasy is Paris Hilton and Snooki. I would wreck them both so hard half of New York City would be staring at the three of us across the Hudson in sheer horror and I'd like it.


As long as nothing escaped from the black hole of suck you created I'm all for it. I fully endorse your threesome. Why not throw in a few other annoying "celebrities" I hear Nicole Ritchie is looking good these days too.

/Hands off Jessica Simpson though
 
2010-06-24 03:40:40 PM  

eddyatwork: Tissot: NO ONE - could think that she is hot.

Screw you! My ultimate three-some fantasy is Paris Hilton and Snooki. I would wreck them both so hard half of New York City would be staring at the three of us across the Hudson in sheer horror and I'd like it.


I heard ya, but hittin' it and thinking it's hot are two different things. Well, at least for me.
 
2010-06-24 03:43:44 PM  

Tenebreux: TEAM GUIDO.


images.buddytv.com

You rang?
 
2010-06-24 03:58:39 PM  
i49.tinypic.com

Funnier than this?
 
2010-06-24 04:02:32 PM  

eddyatwork: Tissot: NO ONE - could think that she is hot.

Screw you! My ultimate three-some fantasy is Paris Hilton and Snooki. I would wreck them both so hard half of New York City would be staring at the three of us across the Hudson in sheer horror and I'd like it.


Oh dude, still with the Paris Hilton obsession?

/I understand she smells good
 
2010-06-24 04:03:40 PM  
i10.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-24 04:10:37 PM  
Can someone link the actual video and not some douche's blog. All I see are huge gaps between paragraphs

/safari and firefox
 
2010-06-24 04:12:00 PM  

lostinspace1978: Can someone link the actual video and not some douche's blog. All I see are huge gaps between paragraphs

/safari and firefox


Nevermind

/working now
 
2010-06-24 04:20:54 PM  

lostinspace1978: Can someone link the actual video and not some douche's blog. All I see are huge gaps between paragraphs

/safari and firefox


You got it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWIPE9fSWzw

P.S. How does a Jersey-ite say the alphabet?

Farkin' A, farkin' B...
 
2010-06-24 04:57:41 PM  

eddyatwork: You know, that Snooki is damn hot. I'd let her suck my...blood. If by blood you mean penis.


Here ya go eddy, these might help:
www.musclepacked.com
 
2010-06-24 05:23:21 PM  
Why aren't they doing Shakespear?
 
2010-06-24 05:44:29 PM  
Hey, my math teacher was right; a negative times a negative does equal a positive.
 
2010-06-24 06:07:28 PM  

CavalierEternal: Hey, my math teacher was right; a negative times a negative does equal a positive.


Yah, but this is a case where a negative was added to an existing negative...which just lowered everything even further.
 
2010-06-24 07:43:48 PM  
Between this and "The Situation Room" on the Soup, these farks can be entertaining.

/shoot me now
 
2010-06-24 07:54:38 PM  
Ok, I'll give it to you. That was good.
 
2010-06-24 08:01:35 PM  
I guess it might have helped to go into that video with a frame of reference.
 
2010-06-24 08:07:21 PM  
Ok, I admit that I laughed while watching it.
 
2010-06-24 09:24:03 PM  
I can't wait for Snooki to rip off her wig to reveal that she was Danny Devito this whole time

/many thanks to missmez for the link
 
2010-06-25 02:58:05 AM  

lostinspace1978: I can't wait for Snooki to rip off her wig to reveal that she was Danny Devito this whole time

/many thanks to missmez for the link


How DARE you besmirch Danny DeVito like that. The nerve of you.

/actually, that would be pretty funny - turns out Jersey Shore is just an elaborate ruse played by the cast of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
//The Situation was Pepe Silvia the whole time.
 
2010-06-25 05:45:18 AM  
Alright, that was actually pretty funny.
 
2010-06-25 07:19:27 AM  
if you take jersey shore and combine it with $1.29, you can get a cup of coffee at McDonalds.

just another useless sitcom distracting the little people with nothing at all.


course, the actors/producers/network are laughing all the way to the bank.
 
2010-06-25 07:20:50 AM  

Linux_Yes: if you take jersey shore and combine it with $1.29, you can get a cup of coffee at McDonalds.

just another useless sitcom distracting the little people with nothing at all.


course, the actors/producers/network are laughing all the way to the bank.


otherwise known as Trash TV.
 
2010-06-25 08:24:00 AM  
I've seen some pretty horrid movies in my time -- Twilight was one of 2 that I actually had to walk away from. It was melodramatic tripe defined. Having said that, the Jersey Shore version is 20 times better.
 
2010-06-25 11:04:24 AM  

lostinspace1978: I can't wait for Snooki to rip off her wig to reveal that she was Danny Devito this whole time



Approves:

images.eonline.com

/hot as she is crazy
 
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