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7433 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 May 2003 at 3:09 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-05-30 03:12:09 PM  
I can relate to the almondy, but not so much the freshness.
2003-05-30 03:12:24 PM  
"If it is a prank, police believe teenagers may be involved"
Really? Damn, I didn't see that coming.
2003-05-30 03:12:26 PM  
haha excuse me but you might need to go to the doctors?


Cause there's poop in your almond bar

2003-05-30 03:12:40 PM  
The gentleman on the right is wanted for questioning
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2003-05-30 03:12:51 PM  
explosive diareaha (<-spelling)
2003-05-30 03:14:13 PM  
what are they FEEDING their employees!
2003-05-30 03:14:36 PM  
Mmmmm, almondy cyanide.
2003-05-30 03:16:06 PM  
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You got rats on the west side
Bed bugs uptown
What a mess
This town's in tatters
I've been shattered
2003-05-30 03:16:47 PM  
OOPS I crapped my pants!!
2003-05-30 03:17:20 PM  
Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode
2003-05-30 03:18:58 PM  
i think you're right, young fart -- sounds like cyanide.

get out the sodium thiosulfatem ! (or just go to a one hour photo place)
2003-05-30 03:21:27 PM  
This story STINKS!!! sounds like a bunch of shiat to me, its NUTS!! the shiat is certainly flying!!
2003-05-30 03:21:29 PM  
Almondy freshness my ass!
2003-05-30 03:22:13 PM  
Voodoo_Stu you beat me to it. It sounds like the Simpsons or something.

2003-05-30 03:22:39 PM  
It was the first time since the toilets were installed more than four years.

Editor? Care to explain this?
2003-05-30 03:24:51 PM  
Eardrum_buzz wins with the Stones reference.
2003-05-30 03:25:20 PM  

You Magnificent Bastard! Beat me to it!
2003-05-30 03:28:00 PM  
Where's the money, Lobowski?!

/got nuthin'
2003-05-30 03:28:42 PM  
hey -- my macgyver allusion must be acknowledged !

p.s. -- my subsequent simpsons reference too !
2003-05-30 03:29:39 PM  
05-30-03 03:25:20 PM MilkBone

You Magnificent Bastard! Beat me to it!

Great Reference

Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshiat, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!
2003-05-30 03:36:35 PM  
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2003-05-30 03:38:12 PM  
ModernHamlet: Watch it buddy
2003-05-30 03:40:37 PM  
Betcha the White House issues a statement blaming Al Qaeda for the explosion.
Anyone wanna take a bet on it?
2003-05-30 03:49:49 PM  
I am just surprised that no one has mentioned the absolute malaise that the authorities in NZ have given to this story. If this happened in the United States of Scaremerica, They would be calling out the national guard... instead we get 'eh, it was probably teenagers...' Oh i wish i were a Kiwi
2003-05-30 03:53:14 PM  

I was just about to say the same thing. In America they would vow to capture the people who did this and string them up. Some poor 18-year-old would get the shaft as the FBI closes in and then spend 5 years in prison. Meanwhile carjackers, muggers, and rapist go free.
2003-05-30 03:54:24 PM  

I fart in you general direction.

/Monty Python
2003-05-30 03:55:47 PM  
Pretty much, God bless America, land that I love (/no sarcasm)

but when we get an idea in our heads, we certainly beat it into ground. Wherelse could the Macarena sold millions of copies, or people paid money for pet rocks.
2003-05-30 04:04:12 PM  
SOY BOMB <--- old and busted

ALMOND BOMB <----- new hotness

GOLD BOND MEDICATED POWDER <---- beyond your meager judgement
2003-05-30 05:15:45 PM  
the almond/cyanide thing is what you smell in cadavers, after ingestion. Here the toilet exploded once water touched it (am i reading the article right?)...methinks sodium?

One of my professors was expelled from university (while a student) because he took a small amount of sodium and rigged it so it would drop into the tank when his roommate flushed his toilet. Apparently a small amount was too much - it blew up the toilet and half the wall. He's lucky he didn't kill his roommate.
2003-05-30 05:37:46 PM  
Why are you eating cadavers??

And how can you smell them after you have eaten them??
2003-05-30 09:20:01 PM  
"It smelt like almonds," says Mr Armstrong. "It had a real almondy smell to it."

Greatest.quote.ev... ah, you know.
2003-05-31 01:57:18 AM  
2003-05-31 02:58:23 AM  
Ku Klux Klan serves hot soul food,
And the Band plays, `In the Mood.'
The cheerleader waves her cyanide wand,
There's the smell of peach blossom and bitter almond.
2003-05-31 03:52:21 AM  
For those who missed this in my original post:
2003-05-31 03:54:39 AM  
Oops. Sorry about that. Let's try it again.

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