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(AP)   Alien baby found in Wyoming. Fb- is the Martian   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 70
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2003-05-30 12:41:15 PM
What????? No pictures?
 
2003-05-30 12:41:33 PM
This reminds me, isn't planet X supposed to show up today or tomorrrow and wipe us all out?
 
2003-05-30 12:42:08 PM
It's really time to phase out the Fb- thing.
 
2003-05-30 12:42:09 PM
Let's leave the tabloid stories to the WWN, hmm'kay?
 
2003-05-30 12:44:14 PM
Optikeye-- it's late actually. It was due May 27th. Freakin' mystery planets are NEVER on time.
 
2003-05-30 12:46:45 PM
Damn you Alien Gonzolez! Back to where you came from!
 
2003-05-30 12:46:51 PM
I really hope that yahoo stop carrying these weekly world news storys.
 
2003-05-30 12:48:08 PM
*yawn*

I got up for this?
 
2003-05-30 12:48:27 PM
Ayeroxor

Fark account number: 71038

 
2003-05-30 12:48:33 PM
Ok, is anyone else confused? When did AP start rewritting tabloid stories and calling it news....Death to the media!
 
2003-05-30 12:48:35 PM
Lets do what the FBI gal suggested and call Mulder and Scully? Heck Dogget and Rayez could come too.
 
2003-05-30 12:48:53 PM
I want that part of my life back.
 
2003-05-30 12:48:59 PM
 
2003-05-30 12:49:27 PM
Cover-up....COVER-UP
 
2003-05-30 12:50:17 PM
In an unrelated story, Michael Jackson announced that one of his children is missing...
 
2003-05-30 12:51:22 PM
Pollexabator, I agree, I wouldn't have even clicked on the story link if it didn't have the AP icon!
 
2003-05-30 12:51:44 PM
Ayeroxor

dude. what's up with the Hot or Not link in your bio? is that really you...? i mean, wtf is up with that? do a fark bio picture if you want people to make fun of you.
 
2003-05-30 12:51:52 PM
 
2003-05-30 12:51:57 PM
Optikeye
No, no, they recalculated and the death of our world is next year!!! Live in fear until then!!! And then we'll change the date again....
 
2003-05-30 12:52:32 PM
He should have suggested they go see 'Bruce Almighty', get the phone number from it and call God to ask about it.
 
2003-05-30 12:53:35 PM
Optikeye-- it's late actually. It was due May 27th. Freakin' mystery planets are NEVER on time.

Crap, I was looking forward to last moment wild orgy thing.
 
2003-05-30 12:54:58 PM
I thrashed around for awhile trying to connect 'Signs' with this article, because there was a baby monitor in the movie and... and...

*sigh*

/Nothing
 
2003-05-30 12:55:21 PM
God bless the tabloids

I once saw a special on the discovery channel about aliens who hum in mountains. Maybe they dropped their baby and went back to the mountains?? This baby humms...

 
2003-05-30 12:57:00 PM
 
2003-05-30 12:57:24 PM
Phil Merleson found a scaly skinned infant on the floor of his barn May 7 after hearing a humming sound emanating from the building.

I wonder how much moonshine he had on that day?
 
2003-05-30 12:58:02 PM
I was driving through Casper last night. I live in Wyoming. There was a very very strange electrical storm just North of Casper.

and the strangest thing about the trip was that the Frosty I ordered at the Casper Wendi's tasted like shiat.

coincidence??? I think not. Those farking aliens screwed with my delicious ice cream treat. Where's the smoking man when you need him.
 
2003-05-30 12:58:09 PM
i would also like to see the pictures.....
 
2003-05-30 12:58:15 PM
throw water on it and see what happens?
/obvious
 
2003-05-30 12:59:21 PM
OK. I have seen this Fb- thing too many times. What is that all about?

Modernhamlet: Not mocking. I wouldn't dare. Just interested.
 
2003-05-30 01:01:52 PM
savethenaugs...check the FArQ
 
2003-05-30 01:02:38 PM
Alien found in Casper?

What about the ghost found in Marvin?

heh, nevermind!
 
2003-05-30 01:02:40 PM
Alien baby pix here.
 
2003-05-30 01:02:52 PM
Why dont we hold ALL reporters and news agencies accountable for what they tell the media?

I think I'll quit and protest...
 
2003-05-30 01:04:01 PM
I'm not worried about aliens. They are only here to serve man....
 
2003-05-30 01:04:35 PM
The reporter in this story doesn't seem to realize that The Weekly World News fabricates their stories more than the New York Times.
 
2003-05-30 01:04:39 PM
I think it is time we phase out the whole Ayeroxor thing.
 
2003-05-30 01:10:48 PM
 
2003-05-30 01:10:57 PM
That was a useless article.

"Be more funny!"
 
2003-05-30 01:11:09 PM
for an amusing glimpse into the wide world of people who spend too much time reading the illuminatus stories, go to the message boards of yahoo linked to the article.

/fnord
 
2003-05-30 01:16:14 PM
What the hell is Yahoo News doing posting tabloid crap from WWN?

What, slow news day?!? Some start a war, damn it, so we could get back to reality!!!
 
2003-05-30 01:17:15 PM
Is it just me or did they rip this off from the plot from "V"?
 
2003-05-30 01:17:48 PM
 
2003-05-30 01:24:39 PM
I thought a lot about aliens and this article in particular and realized that I like nothing more than a good quip. You don't see or hear a good quip too often. In fact, saying quip is good enough. The actual quip is not needed.
 
2003-05-30 01:26:43 PM
Yes,they ARE among us...

(linked just to be safe for humans)

Alien Baby
 
2003-05-30 01:27:55 PM
Documents found linking animal crackers to alien-related death.
 
2003-05-30 01:32:21 PM
Modernhamlet

Fark account number 7334

 
2003-05-30 01:33:42 PM
Ran across this first thing this morning. It also made the Casper Star Tribune (http://www.trib.com). I'll be driving through Casper in a few hours on my way to a convention. Will have to keep my eyes to the sky (am sure the tequila shooters planned for the road trip will help).....
 
2003-05-30 01:34:23 PM
What?? No autopsy video?
 
2003-05-30 01:35:49 PM
Modernhamlet, j/k.

Just had to respond to an IMG with an IMG :)

DirkValentine - "dude. what's up with the Hot or Not link in your bio? is that really you...?"

I only answer that question if the questioner is a hot local chick.
 
2003-05-30 01:43:09 PM
This is a story? A tabloid famous for making up stories about aliens prints a story about aliens and--surprise, surprise--it's made up.

Alien Baby is a cool Yo-Yo trick, though. I can almost do it!
 
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