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Mac Beer		2010-06-22 06:44:18 PM

"Son, I am dissapoint"

Demetrius		2010-06-22 06:45:04 PM

I got 99 problems and a biatch ass McChrystal ain't one.

Julieahni		2010-06-22 06:45:08 PM

You're telling me if my hand is as big as my face I have cancer?

Durendal		2010-06-22 06:45:11 PM

Did you really have to call me "Commander-in-Poopiepants"?

CitizenTed		2010-06-22 06:47:43 PM

"...and I want two more Iraqi biatches. Just stuff 'em on Air Force One. Give them some liquor, some sandwiches, some perfume, some..."

ongbok		2010-06-22 06:47:48 PM

I need a predator. There's this biatch in England I need to off.

Civil_War2_Time		2010-06-22 06:48:07 PM

"Those boots ARE made for walking!"

Infamous Dr. X		2010-06-22 06:51:42 PM

"And THIS little piggy...Do you know what happened to him, General McChrystal? THIS LITTLE PIGGY GOT TURNED INTO F*ING BACON! Are you hip to my jive, General This Little Piggy?"

Eddy Gurge		2010-06-22 06:52:15 PM

"Are those boots comfortable? These shoes are killing me."

Diogenes		2010-06-22 06:53:25 PM

"This is my hand. Do you need a closer look?"

bongmiester		2010-06-22 06:57:55 PM

does obama have to slap a biatch?

BigSnatch		2010-06-22 07:04:05 PM

"Cracker, why you gotta go all Palin on me?"

SnakeLee		2010-06-22 07:05:11 PM

and then I will take your still beating heart in this hand and show it to you right before you die

Diogenes		2010-06-22 07:12:09 PM

"Stanley, do you like movies about gladiators?"

hyperdream		2010-06-22 07:14:20 PM

"General, I'm not proud of it and I certainly don't exploit it, but this pimp hand is strong. Don't make me me use it on you."

Somaticasual		2010-06-22 07:14:33 PM

"So i held the little baby alien like this.."

-or -

"There comes a time in every young boy's life when he starts to grow hair..down there..."

Abzzstain		2010-06-22 07:16:41 PM

"What did the five fingers say to the face?"

The All-Powerful Atheismo		2010-06-22 07:17:27 PM

DO... I... LOOK... LIKE... A BIATCH??

Somaticasual		2010-06-22 07:28:32 PM

"yeeeaah. we're going to need you to turn in your TPA reports. And your security clearance"

Pud		2010-06-22 07:36:59 PM

I'm not really sure how to say this. So I'm just going to be honest .... I have a VD, and I think you should probably get yourself checked. It's not a definite that you contracted it, but better safe than sorry.

MeinRS6		2010-06-22 07:54:01 PM

So what is a Tally-bon again and why aren't they nicer?

Anywho, did I ever tell you that my dad nailed a chick in Pakistan once. This guy could get pussy anywhere...as long as the chick was a bit of a whore, it you know what I'm sayin'.....

The All-Powerful Atheismo		2010-06-22 07:56:23 PM

I'm B.O., and you're gonna be... unconscious!

NewportBarGuy		2010-06-22 08:19:50 PM

"Get to the position of attention, you sonofabiatch! Half-right, FACE! Front leaning rest position, MOVE. IN CADENCE! "attention to detail, teamwork is key...attention to detail, teamwork is key... attention to detail, teamwork is key...attention to detail, teamwork is key... attention to detail, teamwork is key...attention to detail, teamwork is key... attention to detail, teamwork is key...attention to detail, teamwork is key... attention to detail, teamwork is key...attention to detail, teamwork is key... attention to detail, teamwork is key...attention to detail, teamwork is key... attention to detail, teamwork is key...attention to detail, teamwork is key... attention to detail, teamwork is key...attention to detail, teamwork is key... attention to detail, teamwork is key...attention to detail, teamwork is key... attention to detail, teamwork is key...attention to detail, teamwork is key... attention to detail, teamwork is key...attention to detail, teamwork is key..."

GodIsDead		2010-06-22 08:27:07 PM

"You're balls are showing."

AirForceVet		2010-06-22 08:42:03 PM

You've performed superbly as a general and as an American soldier. But, you mouthed off about your commanders and our allies for the second time. I'm relieving you of command at this time.

mutterfark		2010-06-22 09:07:09 PM

My wife is crying upstairs. I hear cars coming to the house. General of mine, I think it's time you told your President what everyone seems to know.

ra-ra-raw		2010-06-22 09:15:41 PM

"It's deal time, Stan. If you agree not to hire Karl Rove for your campaign, I'll promise not to bring up Pat Tillman."

gopher321		2010-06-22 09:49:26 PM

"General, you're tracking MUD all over the White House carpet. I know it's an ugly-ass carpet, but come on, show some respect!"

Nabb1		2010-06-22 10:20:07 PM

"I do not avoid women, McChrystal"

"No, Mr. President."

"But... I do deny them my essence."

Ender's		2010-06-22 10:37:36 PM

"I don't know if I've shown this to you. You see, it's my pimp hand. Considering your remarks, I am sure you haven't seen it yet."

DarnoKonrad		2010-06-23 07:46:50 AM

"You ever watch The Apprentice?"

DjangoStonereaver		2010-06-23 07:50:50 AM

"General, you know what my favorite sport is? Baseball!"

magores		2010-06-23 07:51:27 AM

One, I'm your boss.
Two, you're my biatch.
There is no three, four, or five

mirazh1976		2010-06-23 07:51:41 AM

"I can't look you straight in the eyes, because I am not worthy."

I_C_Weener		2010-06-23 07:52:01 AM

The hell's the matter with you? Stupid! We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts!

dittybopper		2010-06-23 07:52:41 AM

Hell, I like you General McChrystal. You can come over to my house and fark my sister.

Close2TheEdge		2010-06-23 07:53:57 AM

"There's a reason why we have a civilian Commander in Chief. It's so farkheads with guns don't get any bright ideas."

PunchDrunkPanda		2010-06-23 07:55:50 AM

Progress
Insurgency
~~Oil Spill~~
Afghanistan
General ~~Petraeus~~ McChrystal
Bud Light Lime

WTF Indeed		2010-06-23 07:56:30 AM

"I drink your milkshake!"

Big Kahuna Burger		2010-06-23 07:58:11 AM

"Let's see what we got. These boots you're wearing are the top of the line. Scientifically engineered and all that crap. Guaranteed by some Sierra Club asshole not to hurt a chipmunk IF you step on it! Personally, I think they're for pussies."

Tom_Slick		2010-06-23 08:01:42 AM

Hey, whadaya gonna do, nice college boy, eh? Didn't want to get mixed up in the Family business, huh? You've gotta get up close like this and bada-bing. You blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit.

somedoctorguy		2010-06-23 08:02:41 AM

"One minute while the teleprompter in my hand boots up....."

Porous Horace		2010-06-23 08:04:07 AM

O: Yes, you see, a lot of us are like that; mostly dark but in some places, like the palm of my hand, lighter.
M: Hmmm.

BadAnalogyGuy		2010-06-23 08:04:09 AM

Who taught you how to do this stuff?

betona		2010-06-23 08:05:19 AM

"But General, if we just apologize to the Taliban, they'll stop blowing shiat up and stuff and will settle down nicely with an elected government, treat women with kindness and educate young girls in schools."

e4tango		2010-06-23 08:05:25 AM

"General, there are a number points I want to make during this photo-op and... Ooooo, there's a star! And another star!"

Evil Conservative		2010-06-23 08:07:17 AM

"You're fired!"

"You can't fire me! I'm the President!"

PanicMan		2010-06-23 08:08:28 AM

"No, see it's this whole East Coast/ West Coast thing. Let me start from the beginning. There's Dr. Dre, NWA, Ice-T..."

IamKaiserSoze!!!		2010-06-23 08:09:19 AM

Wyoming's not a country sir.

Harry Freakstorm		2010-06-23 08:09:50 AM

I'm not hurt about what you said in Rolling Stone. I did, however, visit your Facebook page. You know you friended me back when I took this job so you know I'd see those comments.

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