I'm picking out a thermos for you.

SEE! No Thermos!

That's all well and good, but how will it keep you looking pretty for when your husband gets home from work?

He's already farking the secretary and has been for months.

WTF Indeed: That's all well and good, but how will it keep you looking pretty for when your husband gets home from work?

All I know is if my wife put a ribbon in her hair, she wouldn't be that gay.

numbone: SEE! No Thermos!

DAMN YOU!

I lol'd

/window seat please

Sound and practical advice for today's mothers.

URAPNIS: He's already farking the secretary and has been for months.

It's personal assistant and his name is Tom.

/but I call him Nancy

N. Johnson approves

numbone: SEE! No Thermos!

Cram that baby in a Thermos, stat. Look at his eyes...I can see the trails of disease germs from here.

Psumek: WTF Indeed: That's all well and good, but how will it keep you looking pretty for when your husband gets home from work?

All I know is if my wife put a ribbon in her hair, she wouldn't be that gay.

You seem to be hysterical, perhaps doing several loads of laundry will calm you down.

bronyaur1: Consumerist has turned into the whiniest site on the internet. This ad is FOREVER old, but they are getting their undies in a bundle about it NOW?

All I know is that the number if idiots who spit in public is a clear indication that we need more ads like this to inform adults about disease and hygiene. It is perhaps a good idea to have some sort of media that inform young adults what lids are for.

I miss walking through the cemetery with grandpa:

"There's my Uncle Charlie. Got kicked in the head by a horse. That's Milton. He drank a bee. Over there's Maude. She had a toothache when she was 14. After a week of intense pain and fever, she gave up and threw herself down a well."

Third In Line: Is this going to turn into dead baby jokes?

cuz I know some

Q: Which is easier to unload? A truck full of bowling balls, or a truck full of dead babies?

A: A truck full of dead babies, you can use a pitchfork.

Facts:

1. Flies are born in filth.
2. Flies are attracted to milk.
3. The purpose of a fly is to alight on the mouth of a milk bottle and kill your baby.

URAPNIS: He's already farking the secretary and has been for months.


I should know. I'm the secretary.

Damn, he's good.

Third In Line: rodeofrog: I'm picking out a thermos for you.

Was hoping for that, thanks :O)
Woulda posted it myself LOL

all I need is this chair...

//I know, late to the party
///I came for that song also

I think some places ealy in the 1900's milk was delivered in mason type jars which may not have resealed well. Infant mortality was much more common due to less advanced medical care and more unsanitary living conditions.

On the same day, Subby?

Joy25: URAPNIS: He's already farking the secretary and has been for months.


I should know. I'm the secretary.

Damn, he's good.

Thank goodness, now that he's busy and the baby's out of the way, I can finally get some 'me time'.

Joy25: URAPNIS: He's already farking the secretary and has been for months.


I should know. I'm the secretary.

Damn, he's good.

--wishes Joy was my secretary.....
and TIL could fill in when Joy is on vacation

BadAnalogyGuy: Facts:

1. Flies are born in filth.
2. Flies are attracted to milk.
3. The purpose of a fly is to alight on the mouth of a milk bottle and kill your baby.

4. Babies are filthy

Shoot, where I come from we didn't even call 'em flies. Baby Reavers, that's what were. They'd kill you and your whole family if you gave them half a chance.

rogue_L_chick: Joy25: URAPNIS: He's already farking the secretary and has been for months.


I should know. I'm the secretary.

Damn, he's good.

Thank goodness, now that he's busy and the baby's out of the way, I can finally get some 'me time'.

Would say glad I could help, but my mouth is full.

Joy25: Would say glad I could help, but my mouth is full.

Taking dicktation?

/oblig

What baby has a secretary?

Jedekai: DEAD BABY THREAD!

/not a bookmark
//aisle as always

A local news station used a teaser for an upcoming segment last week, "Coming up, we'll tell you about the genetic disorder that could eat your child alive."

Yes, it was a terrible genetic disorder, but once the story aired it turned out that it's a disorder that occurs to 1 in a hundred-million children, there's no test for it, no vaccine, and no cure. But it'll eat your child alive.

I love the news.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

RatMaster999: BadAnalogyGuy: Facts:

1. Flies are born in filth.
2. Flies are attracted to milk.
3. The purpose of a fly is to alight on the mouth of a milk bottle and kill your baby.

4. Babies are filthy

Infants may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know cause I'd never eat the filthy motherfarkers.

Joy25: rogue_L_chick: Joy25: URAPNIS: He's already farking the secretary and has been for months.


I should know. I'm the secretary.

Damn, he's good.

Thank goodness, now that he's busy and the baby's out of the way, I can finally get some 'me time'.

Would say glad I could help, but my mouth is full.

So why are your hands free? Mind the step children!

/maybe even check his prostate
//I hear some guys like that...ahem.

WTF Indeed: That's all well and good, but how will it keep you looking pretty for when your husband gets home from work?

I guess that depends on where she "stores" the thermos when the husband aint around.

Billy Ligue: Joy25: URAPNIS: He's already farking the secretary and has been for months.


I should know. I'm the secretary.

Damn, he's good.

--wishes Joy was my secretary.....
and TIL could fill in when Joy is on vacation

You couldn't afford me.