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(CBS News)   Chelsea Clinton's wedding next month will be the biggest social event for rich Democrats since the Barbra Streisand concert on the Vineyard in 2002   (cbsnews.com) divider line 81
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2010-06-22 12:19:34 PM  
... and the big news on the Right is that Lynx and Lamb are now 18 an available for porn movies with well-hung black men
 
2010-06-22 12:25:09 PM  
Chelsea Clinton's wedding next month will be the biggest social event for rich Democrats since the last Decemberists concert.

A revision.
 
2010-06-22 01:05:18 PM  
"The word is that if you don't know Chelsea personally, you're off the list," she explained. "So, she has to know everyone personally who is going to be invited, which of course eliminates a lot of people who only know Bill and Hillary."

so anyone who dissed the kid all these years just missed out big time.

social climbers take note - it pays to plan ahead!
 
2010-06-22 01:26:08 PM  
Weaver95: "The word is that if you don't know Chelsea personally, you're off the list," she explained. "So, she has to know everyone personally who is going to be invited, which of course eliminates a lot of people who only know Bill and Hillary."

so anyone who dissed the kid all these years just missed out big time.

social climbers take note - it pays to plan ahead!


So Rush Limbaugh won't be invited?
 
2010-06-22 01:28:17 PM  
ecmoRandomNumbers:
So Rush Limbaugh won't be invited?


its highly unlikely, yes.
 
2010-06-22 01:38:40 PM  
Rumor has it Janet Reno is giving away the bride.
 
2010-06-22 01:39:27 PM  
ecmoRandomNumbers: Weaver95: "The word is that if you don't know Chelsea personally, you're off the list," she explained. "So, she has to know everyone personally who is going to be invited, which of course eliminates a lot of people who only know Bill and Hillary."

so anyone who dissed the kid all these years just missed out big time.

social climbers take note - it pays to plan ahead!

So Rush Limbaugh won't be invited?


rule 1: always endear yourself to the family dog amirite?
 
2010-06-22 01:43:55 PM  
Weaver95: so anyone who dissed the kid all these years just missed out big time was a farking asshole for picking on a child.

FIFY.

Yeah, I know she got into her with her mother's campaign, but before that she shouldn't have been involved in the discussion.
 
2010-06-22 01:45:25 PM  
Diogenes: Rumor has it Janet Reno is giving away the bride.

doubtful.

no bride would tolerate having someone better looking than her walk her down the aisle

/woof
 
2010-06-22 01:55:37 PM  
albo: Diogenes: Rumor has it Janet Reno is giving away the bride.

doubtful.

no bride would tolerate having someone better looking than her walk her down the aisle

/woof


Klassy.
 
2010-06-22 02:02:07 PM  
Bill is going to get so much tail, it's not even funny.
 
2010-06-22 02:05:48 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: Klassy

oh, forgive me. i forgot that we don't judge grown adults on their looks here on fark. sorry
 
2010-06-22 02:06:54 PM  
albo: Diogenes: Rumor has it Janet Reno is giving away the bride.

doubtful.

no bride would tolerate having someone better looking than her walk her down the aisle

/woof


At least you're consistent.
 
2010-06-22 02:07:43 PM  
albo: AdolfOliverPanties: Klassy

oh, forgive me. i forgot that we don't judge grown adults on their looks here on fark. sorry


Actually, I was slamming John McCain.
 
2010-06-22 03:18:55 PM  
I can't wait to see all of the pictures of secular progressive gay-married aborted izlamofascist fetuses covered in crude oil and attacking America. That's the only reason to attend a Democrat wedding.

Or so I'm told, actually.
 
2010-06-22 04:30:13 PM  
Is Toby Keith going to be singing at this wedding?
 
2010-06-22 04:31:00 PM  
12349876: Is Toby Keith going to be singing at this wedding?

Ted Nugent.
 
2010-06-22 04:32:24 PM  
I would hope that the wedding is for the BRIDE and GROOM and THEIR close friends and family.
 
2010-06-22 04:32:42 PM  
Diogenes: 12349876: Is Toby Keith going to be singing at this wedding?

Ted Nugent.


Mojo Nixon
 
2010-06-22 04:36:01 PM  
Have you ever been to party full of Democrats?

/There is no telling what could happen
//Once there isn't a republican in sight the shiat gets crazy
 
2010-06-22 04:37:04 PM  
Prediction:

The father of the bride will "pull a Sonny Corleone".

/Which means that he'll bang an ugly bridesmaid up against a door.
 
2010-06-22 04:37:35 PM  
kapaso: Have you ever been to party full of Democrats?

I live in Massachusetts. I've doubt I've been to many parties where there WERE republicans....
 
2010-06-22 04:38:53 PM  
Bag of Hammers: Diogenes: 12349876: Is Toby Keith going to be singing at this wedding?

Ted Nugent.

Mojo Nixon


geekwhat.com
 
wee
2010-06-22 04:42:58 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: Klassy.

And yet true. That is one fugly woman. Chelsea, that is to say.
 
2010-06-22 04:43:54 PM  
Somacandra: I can't wait to see all of the pictures of secular progressive gay-married aborted izlamofascist fetuses covered in crude oil and attacking America. That's the only reason to attend a Democrat wedding.

Or so I'm told, actually.


I can't wait to hit the free bar and then rub my trans-gender penis all over that from my windmill.
 
2010-06-22 04:44:13 PM  
Starr has already asked for the bridesmaid dresses.
 
2010-06-22 04:44:53 PM  
Bag of Hammers: Diogenes: 12349876: Is Toby Keith going to be singing at this wedding?

Ted Nugent.

Mojo Nixon


i.ytimg.com

// apologies to isitoveryet
 
2010-06-22 04:47:04 PM  
Daddy is giving the groom cigars as a wedding gift.
 
2010-06-22 04:51:09 PM  
Yeah, her face is bag worthy, but I like a woman with meat on her bones.
I would totally wreck that.
 
2010-06-22 04:52:19 PM  
I went to that damned concert.

I was invited. I didn't pay. I didn't enjoy.

Streisand is... my god. She's just horrible.
 
2010-06-22 04:53:20 PM  
wee:

And yet true. That is one fugly woman. Chelsea, that is to say.


Don't you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?


assets.nydailynews.com

Simply hideous.
 
2010-06-22 04:55:20 PM  
OlafTheBent: ... and the big news on the Right is that Lynx and Lamb are now 18 an available for porn movies with well-hung black men

uhh I noticed the hot jailer who did playboy

i.i.com.com
 
2010-06-22 04:55:21 PM  
I'd consumate that marriage.
 
2010-06-22 04:57:48 PM  
wee: And yet true. That is one fugly woman. Chelsea, that is to say.

Time has been good to her. She was homely at 12, I'll give you that, but she's a good looking woman now.
 
2010-06-22 04:58:37 PM  
www.hillaryclintonquarterly.comassets.nydailynews.com

It isn't Bill that she resembles.

/hot
 
2010-06-22 05:10:29 PM  
BadAnalogyGuy: It isn't Bill that she resembles.

/hot


www.librarising.com


Correct, she looks like her mother.
But if you want to day dream, go for it.
 
2010-06-22 05:13:12 PM  
Westminster Kennel Club does weddings?
 
2010-06-22 05:14:37 PM  
mitchcumstein1: Bill is going to get so much tail, it's not even funny.

Played in nicely with the /woof jokes.
 
2010-06-22 05:16:30 PM  
Chimperror2: Westminster Kennel Club does weddings?

Nah, that's a Republican fantasy.
 
2010-06-22 05:20:44 PM  
2wolves: Chimperror2: Westminster Kennel Club does weddings?

Nah, that's a Republican fantasy.


What are you saying? Chelsea doesn't have the Pedigree for Westminster? Daughter of President, Senator, Secretary of State and a proud product of the Razorback Hog state?

/maybe you're right. Westminster doesn't have a swine division.
 
2010-06-22 05:23:54 PM  
2wolves: Chimperror2: Westminster Kennel Club does weddings?

Nah, that's a Republican fantasy.


What, are you the groom, or just a Chelsea fantasy?
 
2010-06-22 05:24:01 PM  
Weaver95: "The word is that if you don't know Chelsea personally, you're off the list," she explained. "So, she has to know everyone personally who is going to be invited, which of course eliminates a lot of people who only know Bill and Hillary."

so anyone who dissed the kid all these years just missed out big time.

social climbers take note - it pays to plan ahead!


What if you know her in the biblical sense, like her Uncle Roger does?
 
2010-06-22 05:28:20 PM  
Bill's offering all the W keys from the White House keyboards as a dowry.
 
2010-06-22 05:29:16 PM  
 
2010-06-22 05:30:49 PM  
Chimperror2: 2wolves: Chimperror2: Westminster Kennel Club does weddings?

Nah, that's a Republican fantasy.

What are you saying? Chelsea doesn't have the Pedigree for Westminster? Daughter of President, Senator, Secretary of State and a proud product of the Razorback Hog state?

/maybe you're right. Westminster doesn't have a swine division.


Those darn ol' Razorbacks!

Just as a side note it would work better if you were at least attempting to be humorous.
 
2010-06-22 05:32:51 PM  
Rush Limbaugh's wedding the biggest social event for rich Republicans since Rush's previous marriage...
 
wee
2010-06-22 05:33:46 PM  
mitchcumstein1: Time has been good to her. She was homely at 12, I'll give you that, but she's a good looking woman now.

Er, I'm gonna go with "not so much". I can see way too much Hillary.

But that's the cool part about opinions: we can all have them and they can be completely different from one another.
 
2010-06-22 05:35:55 PM  
Bill Clinton = Coolest father-in-law EVAR.

That is all.
 
2010-06-22 05:36:00 PM  
GodsTumor: Rush Limbaugh's wedding the biggest social event for rich Republicans since Rush's previous marriage...

So does that mean they're doing to hire Ted Nugent to play?
 
2010-06-22 05:42:36 PM  
Dwight_Yeast:
So does that mean they're doing to hire Ted Nugent to play?


Yeah, he could come wearing the clothes he defecated in to avoid the draft a real party-pleaser!
 
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