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(UCSB Daily Nexus)   Class interrupted by two naked streakers singing "Happy Birthday"   ( divider line
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9738 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 May 2003 at 7:08 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-05-29 04:51:44 PM  
UCSB sucks. The girls are dirty ( 1/4 has an STD) and their basketball team sucks even worse. It's no surprise that people show up naked to class. Put on some damn clothes and go to class you bums!

Your friendly rival school Cal Poly SLO.
2003-05-29 05:37:13 PM  
Lucky for them, it was all short answer.
2003-05-29 07:03:53 PM  
Last Wednesday, an Asian-American studies class was interrupted by two men carrying balloons and wearing only party hats. The two naked students stayed long enough to sing "Happy Birthday" to a friend before jetting out of Chemistry 1179 and back into anonymity.

So was it an Asian-american studies class or was it a Chemistry class?
2003-05-29 07:12:38 PM  
Farked already?
2003-05-29 07:13:37 PM  
Naked opposed to the non-naked kind?
2003-05-29 07:15:55 PM  
They must have a great deal of self confidence.
2003-05-29 07:16:49 PM  
so these say they were NAKED?! *gasp*
2003-05-29 07:18:39 PM  
Public nudity? UNPOSSIBLE!

I, for one, support public nudity of all kinds!

*runs around naked* WEEE!!

/got nothin'
2003-05-29 07:18:40 PM  
"My position is that it is a victimless crime, like spitting on the sidewalk or stealing cable," Streaker #1 said.

It would have been funnier if he said blocking popups.
2003-05-29 07:21:03 PM  

You are sooooo full of crap.

I guarantee that every Halloween, you go there and take your 1 in 4 shot at not getting an STD at the greatest Halloween party in the world.

2003-05-29 07:21:21 PM  
Has is this different from any other day in college?
2003-05-29 07:21:57 PM  
How is stealing cable a victomless crime?
2003-05-29 07:22:08 PM  
Have mercy on my eyes
Lady, whatcha wearin' now?
You know it's a crime
The way you look in clothes
Girl you take the prize
Five foot five and dressed to kill
Strike my fancy every time
You strike a pose

There's one more outfit
That I ain't seen yet
One more outfit
That looks great I bet

I bet you sure look cute
In your birthday suit
I bet you sure look cute
In your birthday suit
You've got your best feature
Straight from Mother Nature
I bet you sure look cute
In your birthday suit

2003-05-29 07:22:53 PM  
Happy Birthday to you!
You belong in a zoo!
You look like a monkey,
And you act like one, too!

2003-05-29 07:23:20 PM  
Wonder if there's an anatomy class they could streak into. Not only would they help student performance, they could even be demonstration models.
2003-05-29 07:24:02 PM  
Reminds me of a sotry my grandfather told me about these people who were "skinny dipping, in the nude"
2003-05-29 07:25:42 PM  
Hey, Homie! I can see your doodle!
-Ned Flanders
2003-05-29 07:26:19 PM  
"We use themes because it probably is fulfilling people's internal fantasies," Streaker #2 said. "Deep down everybody wants to see a naked cowboy shooting off his pistol."

Um, I don't ever want to see a naked cowboy shoot off his pistol. Just because the Japanese are into that doesn't mean that I am.
2003-05-29 07:26:28 PM  
Hytes Xian I always heard it as "And you smell like one too!"
2003-05-29 07:26:51 PM
2003-05-29 07:28:02 PM  
As a UCSB Alumni I find myself suddenly craving Freebirds. Any current Gauchos out there who know if it still rocks?

And let me just add, ahem, GO GAUCHOS!!!
2003-05-29 07:28:05 PM  
"I felt honored that they would choose my class."
Juergensmeyer said he was not bothered by the interruption.
"If someone wants to strip naked and run through a class," he said, "more power to 'em."
2003-05-29 07:28:41 PM  
"I felt honored that they would choose my class."
Juergensmeyer said he was not bothered by the interruption.
"If someone wants to strip naked and run through a class," he said, "more power to 'em"

This teacher is a pervert!
2003-05-29 07:30:29 PM  
They must have been democrats...
2003-05-29 07:33:31 PM  
Actually, Thales, that version goes like this:

Happy Birthday to you!
You belong in a stew!
You look like a celery,
And you smell like one, too!

I think it's meant to be the complimentary compliment you sing as a cheek-turning response to a monkey-version torment.
2003-05-29 07:35:00 PM  
only ugly guys go around naked.
"look you can see each of the genital warts!"
2003-05-29 07:35:29 PM  

....its college.....

2003-05-29 07:38:23 PM  
UCSB = UC Sand Box
UCSB = UC Sex & Beer
UCSB = UC Stupid Blondes

What a fine academic institution.
2003-05-29 07:38:28 PM  
For all those IVers.
2003-05-29 07:39:26 PM  
back in high school one of the teachers was fond of telling a story about streakers. this happened like a year before i got there. anyway it came to this teachers attention that two guys were planning on streaking through the enitre school. the teacher knowing when this was going to go down decided to set these guys up. halfway down the first hallway they started this adventure on, the teacher set up fishing line about ankle high across the hallway. the two streakers hit the line and fell sliding partway down the hallway. they were so disconcerted that they abandoned the plan and tried to run out the nearest door to the parking lot which was locked. by that time most of the school was laughing their asses off, cause these guys thought they were going to be so cool for pulling this off and had the tables turned on them. then they went for the next door and ran out jumped in their car and sped out of the parking lot naked.
2003-05-29 07:41:49 PM  
Headline isn't redundant at all.
2003-05-29 07:43:06 PM  
Demotivate: great call! I didn't even catch that.
2003-05-29 07:43:40 PM  
wow not only was avvixin2's story better than the article but she supplies boobies herself. amazing.!
2003-05-29 07:45:04 PM  
#1 classes are held in different buildings, often not pertaining to their topic. So yes, Asian Am classes are sometimes held in the Chem building. There is no asian am building.

#2 Nyloc, NOT cool. VERY not cool.

#3 Pseudonym did you ever try Freebirds sober? not so good! I lived across the street for a year -- drunk food or just when i didnt want to make anything or walk far ;)
2003-05-29 07:55:47 PM  
Thales: So was it an Asian-american studies class or was it a Chemistry class?

Its the Chemistry building, room 1179. I think I had a few programming classes in that room.
2003-05-29 07:56:31 PM  

It was an asian-am class in the chemistry building. Classes at UCSB aren't numbered in the thousands.

Damn, the first UCSB related article that wasn't submitted by me... damn you *shakes fist*
2003-05-29 07:58:35 PM  
Angel of death?

Bleh, way to pour salt in the wounds, prick.
2003-05-29 07:59:49 PM  
juergensmeyer? in chem 1179?

man, that guy is boring. i took his Soc 2 class, and promptly dropped it!
2003-05-29 08:01:48 PM  
oh btw Psuedonym, freebirds still good, woodstuck seems its quality had gone down.
oh yeah farkers, i'll be graduating and get a B.S. in B.S. ... how's that for a freakin degree?
2003-05-29 08:03:00 PM  
Whoooaaa - 70s flashback coming...

Whoa, yes they call him The Streak ["zipppp" kazoo sound]
(Looka dat, looka dat)
Fastest thing on two feet
Looka dat, looka dat
He's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy
He gun give us a peek
Oh, yes they call him The Streak ["zipppp" kazoo sound]
(Looka dat, looka dat)
He likes to show off his physique
(Looka dat, looka dat)
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' A-round invitin' public critique ["zipppp" kazoo sound]

Ray Stevens. Courtesy, Google!
2003-05-29 08:14:15 PM  
Now they've done it. They're going to be sued by the estate of Mildred J. Hill and Patty Smith Hill.
2003-05-29 08:17:49 PM  
I wonder if anyone was "blowing" out any "candles"
2003-05-29 08:19:35 PM  
Seeing as my roommate and I were actually IN the Asian American Studies 3 class while this happened... It's nice to see it getting some recognition. hehe. Our professor took it all in stride, and continued to speak about the first time he tried weed.

Psuedonym: Freebirds is still great! You most certainly should go back and have some!

Thales: It's an ASAM class in a chem building. :^)
2003-05-29 08:24:49 PM  
Greetings to all those fellow Gauchos out there!

Psuedonym, Freebirds no longer uses their old secret sauce in their burritos so they've definitely gone down hill. Also, my brother got food poisoning there his senior year so I wouldn't recommend it. There is a great new burger joint in IV though called TJ's. I highly recommend it. Although, I'm really bummed that it replaced another favorite, Tio Alberto's.

Dankoleary, comparing Cal Poly SLO and UCSB is like comparing a VW to a Mercedes. There is no comparison man, UCSB rules!
2003-05-29 08:25:30 PM  
Speak of the devil. Today at my school a PhysEd teacher was streaking. Funny. From what we understood: He was in the shower and had a seizure. Afterwards, he was disorientated. (Side-note: He normally always goes running the path he did while streaking every day, clothed of course) So he went and ran his regular route... Naked.
2003-05-29 08:37:40 PM  
AndrewFish, you wouldnt have happened to previously go to school in whittier california would you???
2003-05-29 08:53:38 PM  
Go Gauchos!

For the record, Freebirds is so-so. The only times I ever went there were at 2 am or something, because they were the only place open 24-hours. If you want a REAL burrito, there's a no-name little mexican joint down the street, across from Burger King (or there was 3 years ago when I was last there.) Screw Freebirds! I'm so sad to hear Tio Alberto's is gone though -that place kicked ass.

Also, that guy who said that 1/4 of the girls has an STD is a lying prick. That is such BS! Just one of the many rumors/urban legends concerning fabulous UCSB and Isla Vista. All those people who put it down are just jealous... ;-)
2003-05-29 08:59:25 PM  
Any other UCSB computer science farkers out there?
2003-05-29 09:00:55 PM  
And for the record: Nothing beats the midnight breakfast burritos at the Cantina.
2003-05-29 09:02:33 PM  
Dheliker - you're right! midnight breakfast burritos at the Cantina are awesome...
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