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tnpir
2010-06-22 09:41:10 AM
IT STILL MATTERS TO ME, DAMMITT!!!
 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark]
2010-06-22 09:42:26 AM
You mean there's someone who hasn't already seen her naked?
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2010-06-22 09:42:26 AM
not enough mercurochrome and bleach in the world to clean that up.
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2010-06-22 09:44:25 AM
i249.photobucket.com
 
Wendy's Chili
2010-06-22 09:45:04 AM
I'd still hit it.
 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark]
2010-06-22 09:49:59 AM
Dancin_In_Anson: You mean there's someone who hasn't already seen her naked?

Exactly. There are Kalihari Bushmen who now giggle at their own name because they've got pictures of her getting out of a limo sans panties.
 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark]
2010-06-22 10:12:17 AM
I still want to see and so do you, you lying wanker.
 
The-Brain
2010-06-22 10:32:25 AM
Subby: In news that would've mattered six years ago
TFA: The 23-year-old star

I see a problem with your logic, subby.
 
buckeyebrain
2010-06-22 10:36:22 AM
The-Brain: Subby: In news that would've mattered six years ago
TFA: The 23-year-old star

I see a problem with your logic, subby.

Yeah, i did the math, too.

Why don't you have a seat over there, subby?
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2010-06-22 10:36:32 AM
How is this actually something new:

www.ihatebryanboy.com
 
jake3988
2010-06-22 10:36:39 AM
The-Brain 2010-06-22 10:32:25 AM Subby: In news that would've mattered six years ago TFA: The 23-year-old star I see a problem with your logic, subby.
=============================

Her birthday is July 2nd. It'll be valid in a couple weeks.
 
silent tom
2010-06-22 10:37:28 AM
Wendy's Chili: I'd still hit it.

not only would ii hit, i'd brag about it afterward. but then...i'm old, what 23 year old would hit me?
 
GameSprocket
2010-06-22 10:37:49 AM
Awww, now she is going to get a tan line from her ankle bracelet.
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2010-06-22 10:38:31 AM
Is it really "naked" if she's still wearing the alcohol monitor?
 
smyler [TotalFark]
2010-06-22 10:38:43 AM
How exactly does that ankle bracelet work? Does it constantly prick you and measure your BAC?
 
MCStymie
2010-06-22 10:38:43 AM
Would like to see this. It would be good for the soul.
 
GameSprocket
2010-06-22 10:38:47 AM
hmm, I should have somehow made it obvious that my last post was in reference to DjangoStonereaver's picture.
 
ItsJustJake
2010-06-22 10:39:14 AM
Hate to say it .. but .. still kinda want.
 
suraimu
2010-06-22 10:40:40 AM
"DO YOU NOTICE ME YET DADDY!??!"
 
Oekss
2010-06-22 10:40:43 AM
Eh, she did the topless shoot a while ago, and they were fantastic.
 
Nightsweat
2010-06-22 10:41:11 AM
Police have reportedly been asked if the SCRAM device fixed to the actress' leg can be removed for the shoot. If not, the star will wear it.


If so, Lohan will pose naked and drunk.
 
LasersHurt
2010-06-22 10:41:12 AM
In the first picture (in TFA) she looks like she's getting Jack Nicholson disease.
 
farkeruk
2010-06-22 10:41:18 AM
Well, she's not actually going to "pose naked" or "bare all", is she? OK, she might be naked on a bad, but you ain't going to see her nipples and bush, and without those, you aren't actually "baring all".
 
LawPD [TotalFark]
2010-06-22 10:41:19 AM
Yeah but what kind of naked? Naked with strategically placed plants and stuffed animals so you don't actually see naughty bits or straight up buck?
 
Incredulous [TotalFark]
2010-06-22 10:41:41 AM
It's been done. (NSFW)
 
Fluorescent Testicle
2010-06-22 10:41:57 AM
i50.tinypic.com
 
trappedspirit
2010-06-22 10:42:00 AM
Six? Try eight

/jesus christ, she's only 23?
 
Mnemia
2010-06-22 10:42:09 AM
smyler: How exactly does that ankle bracelet work? Does it constantly prick you and measure your BAC?

Apparently it detects alcohol in your sweat, somehow. More info.
 
Hawk24
2010-06-22 10:42:13 AM
If the article is correct and the photos will be used in ads for her new handbag line.....we're not going to see anything we haven't already seen. Most likely even less than that.
 
bugmn99
2010-06-22 10:42:23 AM
You go girl! Show them all how strong and independent you a-Oh, she overdosed.
 
LasersHurt
2010-06-22 10:42:34 AM
Oekss: Eh, she did the topless shoot a while ago, and they were fantastic.

Also, this. She has kinda narrow/straight hips, but up top she's packing a fair reminder that she's a lady. Well, a female at any rate.

Boyish hips do not turn me off enough to say no (her trainwreck of a personality, yes. But not the hips.).
 
alexian15
2010-06-22 10:42:43 AM
buckeyebrain: The-Brain: Subby: In news that would've mattered six years ago
TFA: The 23-year-old star

I see a problem with your logic, subby.

Yeah, i did the math, too.

Why don't you have a seat over there, subby?

Nah, subby is right. Honestly, she was her hottest then. Everyone was itching for her to turn 18, and then she did, and now, do not want.
 
Guntram Shatterhand
2010-06-22 10:42:46 AM
She's posing naked for her purse line. It's not like she's going to do anything really revealing. Big whoop.
 
robhidalgo
2010-06-22 10:42:47 AM
ItsJustJake: Hate to say it .. but .. still kinda want.

This. Come on all you kneejerk Lohan haters, you know you'd hit it if you had the chance.
 
Go Fast Turn Left [TotalFark]
2010-06-22 10:43:17 AM
LawPD: Yeah but what kind of naked? Naked with strategically placed plants and stuffed animals so you don't actually see naughty bits or straight up buck?

If it's anything classier than Met-Art then I want nothing to do w/ it.
 
Lagrange
2010-06-22 10:43:50 AM
Those freckles will keep airbrushes operating around the clock.
 
tonesskin
2010-06-22 10:44:30 AM
When will Katy Perry do this?
 
Rann Xerox
2010-06-22 10:45:03 AM
The photographer will be in therapy after the photo shoot.

Therapist: So tell me.... what did you see.
Photographer: Lohan took off her panties.... and....
Therapist: Go on.....
Photographer: Her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfurled halfway down to her knees..... *GASP* ..... like some balless scrotum.

[THERAPIST PUKES AND MAKES AN APPOINTMENT WITH HIS THERAPIST]
 
radioman_
2010-06-22 10:45:36 AM
I want to see and possibly manipulate her wizard's sleeve.
 
wpmulligan
2010-06-22 10:45:37 AM
farkeruk: Well, she's not actually going to "pose naked" or "bare all", is she? OK, she might be naked on a bad, but you ain't going to see her nipples and bush, and without those, you aren't actually "baring all".

This.

Unless I can see the pimples on her labia or count the number of hairs growing out of her areolae, it doesn't count as naked.
 
Nightsweat
2010-06-22 10:46:30 AM
robhidalgo: ItsJustJake: Hate to say it .. but .. still kinda want.

This. Come on all you kneejerk Lohan haters, you know you'd hit it if you had the chance.

I'd need a hell of a lot of Purel
 
Bag of Hammers
2010-06-22 10:46:37 AM
tonesskin: When will Katy Perry do this?


THIS
 
DirkTheDaring
2010-06-22 10:47:25 AM
i46.tinypic.com
HERP(es)
 
LasersHurt
2010-06-22 10:47:26 AM
wpmulligan: farkeruk: Well, she's not actually going to "pose naked" or "bare all", is she? OK, she might be naked on a bad, but you ain't going to see her nipples and bush, and without those, you aren't actually "baring all".

This.

Unless I can see the pimples on her labia or count the number of hairs growing out of her areolae, it doesn't count as naked.

You need to find yourself some higher-class ladies, man.
 
CastorPimp
2010-06-22 10:47:52 AM
wpmulligan: farkeruk: Well, she's not actually going to "pose naked" or "bare all", is she? OK, she might be naked on a bad, but you ain't going to see her nipples and bush, and without those, you aren't actually "baring all".

This.

Unless I can see the pimples on her labia or count the number of hairs growing out of her areolae, it doesn't count as naked.

Yup, I need to see things that make gyno's blush.
 
Zerochance
2010-06-22 10:48:12 AM
Since it's for an ad, I doubt she will actually show anything.

/would still hit it
//and go into quarantine afterwards.
 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2010-06-22 10:49:10 AM
It's the only gig she can get. Nobody wants to work with a junkie.
 
Efferus X
2010-06-22 10:49:40 AM
Rann Xerox: The photographer will be in therapy after the photo shoot.

Therapist: So tell me.... what did you see.
Photographer: Lohan took off her panties.... and....
Therapist: Go on.....
Photographer: Her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfurled halfway down to her knees..... *GASP* ..... like some balless scrotum.

[THERAPIST PUKES AND MAKES AN APPOINTMENT WITH HIS THERAPIST]

[Pukes all over the place and calls his own therapist]

+1 Internets
 
NationalHero
2010-06-22 10:50:09 AM
I think she's very nice
 
tonesskin
2010-06-22 10:52:57 AM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: It's the only gig she can get. Nobody wants to work with a junkie.

Speak for yourself.
 
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