Like any Italian guy would admit to having blue balls

brap: Blue Balls and The Cheese Lagoon

(A.K.A. The Story of Brap's Marriage)

That's either really funny, or really sad.

/Going with funny.
//Cheese lagoon

Diogenes: rcain: Wrong:

With sanitary processing like that, it's hard to imagine how the cheese might have been contaminated.

Italians are neat-freaks. I always wondered why they would do things like wash the top of coke cans before opening them. Now I know - behind the scenes, there are hairy men rubbing their arms on everything.

It would be so easy to give this story a happy ending.

Stupido! This was timed to coincide with Italy's success at the World Cup, homage to Forza Azzurri

blue balls is no laughing matter!!!!

kiwimoogle84: "It's the leaning tower of Cheese-a!"

/Goofy Movie is one of the greatest film creations of all time

LOL @ mr foot doing the puppet show :)


Must have watched that VHS tape 50 times now, its a wonder its not worn out. Just watched it 2 weeks ago with the youngest youngin. And the oldest actually got off MSN chat and came and watched it too!

I can still get Blue Meanie right?



/one heck of a weekend in ABQ

That guys got a lot of balls...

What a guy with blue balls might look like.

Psumek: I can still get Blue Meanie right?



/one heck of a weekend in ABQ

Where's Walt Though?

It's so amusing what kind of conceptions modern people have about where their food comes from.

Thatsa spicy blue-aballa

BaconThread: Psumek: I can still get Blue Meanie right?



/one heck of a weekend in ABQ

Where's Walt Though?

I bought mine from a guy name Heidelberg

It's okay, people. He washed his hands afterwards.

That's kinda gross. I was at the Deli at my local Shoppers and the lady had to get a fresh thing of whatever was being ordered from the front of the display case. She opened the door to get from behind the counter, she lifted up the front of the displace case (where everyone's crotch fruit has probably touched and or placed their noses) grabbed the meat and then went back behind the counter. She didn't change her gloves. Needless to say I didn't get any lunch meat.

/I know, cool story.

Does headline contain euphemism or innuendo?

Help a gal out.

mtylerjr: Diogenes: rcain: Wrong:

With sanitary processing like that, it's hard to imagine how the cheese might have been contaminated.

Italians are neat-freaks. I always wondered why they would do things like wash the top of coke cans before opening them. Now I know - behind the scenes, there are hairy men rubbing their arms on everything.

I always wipe off the top of cans. Sure the stuff on the inside is clean, but who knows what kinds of crap is all over that can. That and pop-ice.

How do you think the cheese gets its flavour, hmmm?

That's what authenticity is all about.

Mmm! Delizioso!

That's a farggin' ape they gotsa' inna that vat!

I just like the phrase "cheese lagoon."

Well, from a limited food microbiology background I know methylene blue is used to detect microbial contamination of dairy products. However, this would work the opposite way, causing the cheese to be blue and then turn white over time as bacteria degrade it.

cheese lagoon. awesome. +1

I think "cheese lagoon" just became my new favorite derogatory name for the female anatomy

Reminds me of A Astory ,an old Italian wine maker on his death bed, his sons who are about to inherit the business gather to hear his final words, he motions then to come closer ,,, and whispers " it can be made with grapes, too"

Jormungand: I think "cheese lagoon" just became my new favorite derogatory name for the female anatomy

Doesn't Coors make this cheese? That's just an indication that the cheese is cool and ready to eat.

sab3600,

a better sign is the one with Blue Ball being to the left and Gap to the right. I think Intercourse might be on that same sign as being slightly further away than Gap.

/gotta love those PA town names.

So, no mozzarella...

How, about Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?.

So that's 35,000 Italians...

Marley'sGirl: mtylerjr: Diogenes: rcain: Wrong:

With sanitary processing like that, it's hard to imagine how the cheese might have been contaminated.

Italians are neat-freaks. I always wondered why they would do things like wash the top of coke cans before opening them. Now I know - behind the scenes, there are hairy men rubbing their arms on everything.

I always wipe off the top of cans. Sure the stuff on the inside is clean, but who knows what kinds of crap is all over that can. That and pop-ice.

Wuss!

Also, they make you put gloves on before handling produce in the market. Even to pick up a banana and put it in your basket. Who cares if your BANANA has something on the peel?

It got to the point, when I lived there, that I almost wanted to just pick gum up off the ground and chew it to freak them out and show them that I wasn't living in crippling fear of germs, like they seem to.

/wouldn't really chew sidewalk gum

mtylerjr: Who cares if your BANANA has something on the peel?

Could be herpes.

Principal Clarinet: Bad mozzarella? No problem, just leave my provolone.

Oh cheese... Not these puns again.

Jormungand: I think "cheese lagoon" just became my new favorite derogatory name for the female anatomy

Beaver cheese is no laughing matter.

O.O I really, really, really want to frolick in that cheese lagoon.

Diogenes: CygnusDarius: So, no mozzarella...

How, about Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?.

The blue mozzarella is still probably safer than Mexican Bathtub Cheese.

I was trying to make a Monty Python reference (and possibly derail the thread) but year, I would't eat anything that came with the word "Bathtub".

/Mexican cheese can be good
//Oaxaca and queso fresco are good examples
///I'd place Menonite cheese, too, but I don't know if it's qualified as Mexican
////Although they think of themselves as Mexicans

CygnusDarius: Diogenes: CygnusDarius: So, no mozzarella...

How, about Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?.

The blue mozzarella is still probably safer than Mexican Bathtub Cheese.

I was trying to make a Monty Python reference (and possibly derail the thread) but year, I would't eat anything that came with the word "Bathtub".

/Mexican cheese can be good
//Oaxaca and queso fresco are good examples
///I'd place Menonite cheese, too, but I don't know if it's qualified as Mexican
////Although they think of themselves as Mexicans

The link says Queso Fresco IS Mexican Bathtub Cheese...

No fair! I want a cheese lagoon to frolic in!