Do you know what happens to a biological organism for zero tolerance?

Ever see anyone with Lactose intolerance or a peanut allergy?

At the very least, it puts continual stress on the bring, and reduced its overall functionality. At worst, it can lead to paralysis and death.

Yes, Kids need to be able to integrate guns and weapons and all kinds of tools into their lives. They need to know the proper and correct role of power and violence from a mature adult point of view. Cops, NRA trainers, and scout leaders all make excellent candidates.

FIST / STICK / KNIFE / GUN ftw

However the condition is preventable, or at least the onset can be postponed somewhat.

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RockIsDead: The equivalent to Viagra already exists. It's called lube.

This.

Viagra doesn't make men horny. It makes them hard.

The equivalent thing in a woman would be something that makes her moist.

rubi_con_man: Do you know what happens to a biological organism for zero tolerance?

Ever see anyone with Lactose intolerance or a peanut allergy?

At the very least, it puts continual stress on the bring, and reduced its overall functionality. At worst, it can lead to paralysis and death.

Yes, Kids need to be able to integrate guns and weapons and all kinds of tools into their lives. They need to know the proper and correct role of power and violence from a mature adult point of view. Cops, NRA trainers, and scout leaders all make excellent candidates.

FIST / STICK / KNIFE / GUN ftw

Hi. WTF are you talking about?

rubi_con_man: Yes, Kids need to be able to integrate guns and weapons and all kinds of tools into their lives. They need to know the proper and correct role of power and violence from a mature adult point of view. Cops, NRA trainers, and scout leaders all make excellent candidates.

FIST / STICK / KNIFE / GUN ftw

You're either in the wrong thread, or you've got some sort of militant NAMBLA thing going for you. Pretty sure Michael Jackson just used wine though.

Benjimin_Dover: RockIsDead: The equivalent to Viagra already exists. It's called lube.

This.

Viagra doesn't make men horny. It makes them hard.

The equivalent thing in a woman would be something that makes her moist sultry.

better now

George Costanza: I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."

Can't they just bring back Quaalude?

rubi_con_man: Do you know what happens to a biological organism for zero tolerance?

Ever see anyone with Lactose intolerance or a peanut allergy?

At the very least, it puts continual stress on the bring, and reduced its overall functionality. At worst, it can lead to paralysis and death.

Yes, Kids need to be able to integrate guns and weapons and all kinds of tools into their lives. They need to know the proper and correct role of power and violence from a mature adult point of view. Cops, NRA trainers, and scout leaders all make excellent candidates.

FIST / STICK / KNIFE / GUN ftw

Psst. the "kid with Army men on hat" thread is one down.

Bring back methaqualone!

rubi_con_man: FIST / STICK / KNIFE / GUN

You are insane, but this would be a good album name.

I think it is farked up that they want to treat lack of desire.

If you want to have sex but are unable, that is a problem. If you don't want to have sex, that is a victory.

I cannot begin to imagine how much money and freedom I would have if I lacked a desire for sex.

Defiance_: rubi_con_man: Yes, Kids need to be able to integrate guns and weapons and all kinds of tools into their lives. They need to know the proper and correct role of power and violence from a mature adult point of view. Cops, NRA trainers, and scout leaders all make excellent candidates.

FIST / STICK / KNIFE / GUN ftw

You're either in the wrong thread, or you've got some sort of militant NAMBLA thing going for you. Pretty sure Michael Jackson just used wine though.

Ouch. Wrong thread. WTF?

I recently figured out that if you get off the couch, drop the extra 20 lbs you are carrying around and ask questions like "How was your day?" you start to get laid all the time.

FunkOut: Coconice: I think it is farked up that they want to treat lack of desire.

If you want to have sex but are unable, that is a problem. If you don't want to have sex, that is a victory.

I cannot begin to imagine how much money and freedom I would have if I lacked a desire for sex.

Not every has problems of lost money and freedom concerning sex. Some people just have a really good time.

In spite of the fractured English, I really think you're making my point.

I have had a fantastic time having sex. I want to have more.

If this were not the case, though, I would have more money than I do.

Yes, people have a really good time, but every farking one of them has less money and freedom due to sexual desire.

They didn't approve it on the grounds that it's ineffective? Sounds like somebody forgot to make a drop or mail a check to somebody else.

Coconice: I think it is farked up that they want to treat lack of desire.

If you want to have sex but are unable, that is a problem. If you don't want to have sex, that is a victory.

I cannot begin to imagine how much money and freedom I would have if I lacked a desire for sex.

I think the problem is, a lot of women don't want to have sex. But those same women want to have a boyfriend and/or husband... and men aren't going to put up with that shiat.

Back in the day guys would chop up horse hair real fine and scatter it on the dance floor. The long hoop skirts would suck it up and cause a itching problem. Before long there wasn't any undies under them there shirts and the night was young.

The majority of the stories I see on TV about this, seems to include at least 2 women (apparently off the street) stating that the problem is "men".

/I find that funny.

I love the banner ad for diamonds across the top of TFA.

/subliminal?

Sex is like oxygen ... You only care when you're not getting any.

It's official: men don't actually care if you enjoy it.

/yes ma'am, I'll get off the internet now and do the laundry like you asked

Just remember, guys, this shiat kills the female libido.

rubi_con_man: Defiance_: rubi_con_man: Yes, Kids need to be able to integrate guns and weapons and all kinds of tools into their lives. They need to know the proper and correct role of power and violence from a mature adult point of view. Cops, NRA trainers, and scout leaders all make excellent candidates.

FIST / STICK / KNIFE / GUN ftw

You're either in the wrong thread, or you've got some sort of militant NAMBLA thing going for you. Pretty sure Michael Jackson just used wine though.

Ouch. Wrong thread. WTF?

I dunno, I just thought we'd learned a LOT more than we wanted to about your sex life.

Phil Herup: RockIsDead: It's called lube rape.

/punch my first-class ticket, please

FunkOut: Actually, it's not fractured English, I just forgot to type "one" after the "every" in the first sentence. I've got too much multi-tasking going on.

I'm not sure where you are going with this money and freedom thing. Are you one of those guys who go on about how they have to shell out cash and time and presents on a woman so she'll have sex with them? Or one of those people who think a relationship or marriage is like a leech on your existence because you end up with shared finances and/or you have to think about someone else's opinions/needs/wants instead of just yourself?

It makes more sense with the "one" included. That should have been obvious - I'll blame my lack of seeing it on a long night. Sorry.

And no, we're not communicating well here.

Money wise: I'm just saying that across my 25ish years of sexual activity, I wouldn't have bothered to spend money on certain clothes, cars, jewelry, etc if I weren't motivated by sex.

Freedom wise: I just think it might be liberating to not care about sex. I would pretty much shelve anything I was in the middle of if my wife came trolling through the room looking for some lovins. If sex were not a player, I think I would be able to better focus on the other portions of life.

Maybe I said it better. Sorry for sounding like an ass with the "factured" comment.

boozerman - not ineffective, just had worse side effects than benefits.

Low sex drive can be treated with testosterone... if you like your women hairy.

It is occasionally used to treat low sex drive that happens as a side effect to the Pill.

If you've ever wondered why drugs cost so much, look at this. The company developing this drug will lose billions of dollars worth of research since this drug failed at such a late stage. Damn.

/shame too, what an erm interesting field of study...

Well, my girlfriend certainly doesn't need this pill. She experiences 20.6 satisfying sexual events per month. I know because she tells me and I can hear it in the sounds she makes. And women never lie, right? RIGHT? RIGHT?

cryinoutloud: Retarded Rabid Elk: Coconice: I think it is farked up that they want to treat lack of desire.
If you want to have sex but are unable, that is a problem. If you don't want to have sex, that is a victory.
I cannot begin to imagine how much money and freedom I would have if I lacked a desire for sex.

I think the problem is, a lot of women don't want to have sex. But those same women want to have a boyfriend and/or husband... and men aren't going to put up with that shiat.

My life has been a lot better since I quit having sex. When/if I meet the right guy, I'll want it a lot. Otherwise, it's been a great relief to just forget about it.

and still there are the guys around who say, You don't want a relationship? but we can still have sex!

No, we can't. Because that is a relationship.

And THIS is what's wrong with women. They can't divorce pleasure from some complex interpersonal relationship.

I somehow doubt any woman who is happy without sex between relationships will have a sufficent sex drive to keep a man happy DURING a relationship.

Cool story bro time.

I met this guy first semester of freshman year. Not a friend but someone who I would hang out with in large groups from time to time. He had this smoking hot girlfriend who could not get enough sex with him, and I couldn't figure out why.

Turns out whenever they had sex he'd sprinkle a little cocaine on top of his condom, so she would get high as hell, and basically became addicted to his penis. He told her when he broke up with her. That was awkward. Suffice to say, I don't hang out with this guy anymore.

tl;dr Yes there are drugs that will make women want you.

Awkward, months ago I was seemingly the only one on Fark who thought this drug was useless and was called a variety of names and pretty much asked why I hate women enjoying sex. Glad the FDA now agrees with me.

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Cubansaltyballs: Female Viagra:

Came here to say this. Leaving satisfied. Women like to shop, right? What do they need to shop with? I rest my case.