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(Some Guy)   "This product allowed me to urinate freely during the game or when I was selling a treasured engagement ring to a young couple"   (img.walgreens.com) divider line 39
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2010-06-18 02:12:38 PM  
orly
 
2010-06-18 02:13:55 PM  
Thanks Stadium Pal!

Obscure?
 
2010-06-18 02:14:59 PM  
Penis goes where?
 
2010-06-18 02:15:04 PM  
I imagine overusing that will lead to incontinence.

But yeah, great invention. There's no other product in existence that allows someone who must stay in one place for long periods in time to urinate freely. None at all.

/is aware he's Wordy McBlowhard
 
2010-06-18 02:15:08 PM  
www.4tnz.com
 
2010-06-18 02:15:18 PM  
Yeah, but can he ride a bike or go hiking in the woods?
 
2010-06-18 02:15:33 PM  
Do mannequins pee and talk now?
 
2010-06-18 02:16:03 PM  
I pee'd myself reading the description.
 
2010-06-18 02:16:28 PM  
hum might be useful for long trips, I'd not like the warm bag on the leg though.
 
2010-06-18 02:17:09 PM  
cdipierr: Thanks Stadium Pal!

Obscure?


Half an hour after christening it, I smelled like a nursing home.
 
2010-06-18 02:17:35 PM  
"very easy to clean i just pop it in the dishwasher."

Remind me not to eat at Wilmer Medalaah's house.
 
2010-06-18 02:18:48 PM  
do they have anything for the poopity poop?
 
2010-06-18 02:19:48 PM  
billybobtoo: do they have anything for the poopity poop?

It depends.
 
2010-06-18 02:20:04 PM  
I'm so glad it's Friday and no one is in the office. Sure the picture is 'technically' safe, but I can just imagine my boss catching a glimpse. I doubt 'portable urinal' is the first thing he would think of.
 
2010-06-18 02:21:37 PM  
attention span of a retarded fruit fly: billybobtoo: do they have anything for the poopity poop?

It depends.


What you did there, I see it.
 
2010-06-18 02:22:09 PM  
Maxor: hum might be useful for long trips, I'd not like the warm bag on the leg though.

It's obviously for winter use.
Oh c'mon, how many farkers and gamers are rushing out to buy them now?
 
2010-06-18 02:22:19 PM  
cdipierr: Thanks Stadium Pal!

Obscure?


ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-06-18 02:23:44 PM  
No "not sure if serious" pic?
 
2010-06-18 02:29:38 PM  
BaronVonAsshat: What you did there, I see it.

Yeah. Had all the subtlety of a sledgehammer to the face. Great catch.
 
2010-06-18 02:33:45 PM  
WTF? Only 4 reviews!?

C'mon Farkers - you can do better than THAT!

THE POWER OF FARK COMPELLS YOU!

\I'll check it again in 24 hours. I'm sure you maniacs will have it fixed by then.
 
2010-06-18 02:38:50 PM  
Nice but what about #2? That's what I need at the movies.
 
2010-06-18 02:41:36 PM  
Smurfme: Nice but what about #2? That's what I need at the movies.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-06-18 02:44:36 PM  
billybobtoo: do they have anything for the poopity poop?

No, Walden. But I'm sure Widget could fix something right up for you.
 
2010-06-18 02:54:10 PM  
Trucker bomb refill kit
 
2010-06-18 02:54:11 PM  
I did a google search for male urinal and I got a picture of me from that time I passed out at a frat party.
 
2010-06-18 02:58:07 PM  
billybobtoo: do they have anything for the poopity poop?

"Urine and faeces are processed in the thigh pads".
//slosh quietly so as not to attract the worm
 
2010-06-18 03:01:53 PM  
Meh. This is better:

blogs.courant.com
 
2010-06-18 03:15:00 PM  
I'm not sure how much I like having my mispelled name associated with this device.
 
2010-06-18 03:18:22 PM  
I learned about these when I was a teenager from the MST3K guys. They called them "Motormen's Helpers" in some of their riffs. Heh. (No, I've never used one--or "manpons," either, BTW)

Now I'm an RN and know that these are called "condom catheters." If you pay $34.99 for one, you deserve to lose your money.

For example:
Clear Advantage Latex Free Condom Catheters For Men - Large
$5.13 new - Amazon.com
 
2010-06-18 03:30:50 PM  
Norad: BaronVonAsshat: What you did there, I see it.

Yeah. Had all the subtlety of a sledgehammer to the face. Great catch.


I know, right? Now I'm off to test my skills of subtlety detection at the casino. ;)
 
2010-06-18 03:34:31 PM  
It's a rubbah dongah!
 
2010-06-18 03:44:52 PM  
Well,at least the mannequin is getting excited about having a strap-on that big.
 
2010-06-18 03:56:44 PM  
I, for one, am grateful for my irrational hang-up which forces me to stop whatever I'm doing and go to the farkin' toilet whenever I need to urinate.

/out in the woods is different.
//still don't want to do it in my pants.
 
2010-06-18 05:01:14 PM  
So THAT'S what that old man was rambling about at my pharmacy counter. "Do yah have urinals?" "Urinal cakes? No." "No, urinals, to pee in" "Uh... no, we don't have a public bathroom." "No, to buy!" "...no"

Weird.
 
2010-06-18 07:06:52 PM  
I believe they call these texas style catheters or texas catheters.
 
2010-06-18 08:16:39 PM  
Kidsizedcoffin, you are correct. I was a maintenance super at a nursing home and became more familiar with this sort of thing than I would have liked to. Texas catheters tend to leak so most incontinent men were given a foley.
This idea looks interesting but I usually use a standard urinal (when I remove my prosthetic leg and go to bed at night). I wish that cars were modified so it would be possible to take a leak while seated behind the wheel without getting piss all over the place. I drive my car for my job and that would make life much more convenient.
 
2010-06-18 08:31:25 PM  
The connection is tenuous, but I'm reminded of a little quip in Steve Martin's memoir (we might say SM had been "emotionally estranged" from his father for some time):


In the 1990s, my father's attitude toward me began to soften....He was laughing more, too, enjoying pranks on telemarketers and mail solicitors....I began to appreciate him more as his humor started to shine through. Though he was experiencing disturbing health issues, he took my twenty-five-year-old nephew, Rusty, to a car dealer to help him negotiate a price. After a few offers and counteroffers, the dealer looked at the purchase order and said, "I don't know, I'm not really comfortable with this."

"You're uncomfortable? You're uncomfortable?" my father said. "I'm the one with the catheter in my peter."



//a long way for nothing perhaps, but I just had to get the story dislodged from my memory....thanks for understanding, gentle reader.
 
2010-06-18 09:52:49 PM  
Great for those awkward dinner parties:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-06-19 05:05:28 AM  
This is basically a variation of the external catheters we used at the Portland VA Hosptial back in the early 1970s.
 
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