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13142 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 May 2003 at 5:17 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-05-28 04:26:26 PM  
2003-05-28 04:38:24 PM  
I bet he is getting flooded with proposals from big hairy guys named Rufus and Bubba as well
2003-05-28 04:40:31 PM  
Fame is a sort of attractant I suppose. Sad, but true.
2003-05-28 04:44:55 PM  
Oh Oh Oh, kill me next.

Some chicks are just so fricking stupid.
2003-05-28 05:02:12 PM  
"Inmates look down on men accused of killing women and children," says Stanislaus County Sheriff's Department spokesman Kelly Huston.

Mental note: only kill adult males.
2003-05-28 05:03:22 PM  
the handsome 30-year-old fertilizer salesman

I sell fertilizer and fertilizer accessories. I tell you what.
2003-05-28 05:20:03 PM  
Doesn't surprise me at all. Hell, serial killers have fans.

2003-05-28 05:20:59 PM  
Did someone sign me up for TotalFARK? 60 articles already today.
2003-05-28 05:21:07 PM  
A murderer who sells shiat for a living. HELLO, LADIES!!!!
2003-05-28 05:22:53 PM  

"Dear Scott,
You are so handsome, I want to have your baby.
Love, Susan Smith"

[image from too old to be available]

2003-05-28 05:23:29 PM  
I sell fertilizer and fertilizer accessories. I tell you what.

and I cut up my wife and dropped her in the bay. He still got other skanks waiting on him. What these chicks need is a nice aging sweater boy that shotgunned his parents down while they ate ice cream.
2003-05-28 05:23:31 PM  
Yeah - there's some weird appeal to murderers and serial killers. Plus he's a whole lot less scary looking than Manson and his ilk.
2003-05-28 05:23:45 PM  
I'm sure he'd make a wonderful husband whilst in the federal correnctional facility's capable care.

but yes, some chucks are just so frkking stupid.
2003-05-28 05:25:55 PM  
I'm not sure he's the marrying type.
2003-05-28 05:26:24 PM  
This is why we need to seriously reconsider the jury system.
2003-05-28 05:27:22 PM  
I like spankings
2003-05-28 05:27:34 PM  
Star.....they do have a reputation that is better than the NY Times....of late
2003-05-28 05:27:39 PM  
Hey, Ladies. Serial killer here looking for someone to take short walks in the alley, and help me find my little doggie cuz I have a hurt arm. Please inquire at 3 AM on the corner of 7th Street and 11th Ave.
2003-05-28 05:27:39 PM  
Gaydar pegged.
2003-05-28 05:28:11 PM  
I think Scott is probably already somebody's "wife" in prision.
2003-05-28 05:28:57 PM  
that's it. i give up.
who do i have to kill to get married?
2003-05-28 05:29:09 PM  
For manly sex, meet in the far stall at 2:15.

/dumb and dumber seemed too appropriate for this
2003-05-28 05:30:12 PM  
"I love the way you beat the other the girls..."

"With whips and chains?"

"To the bride's bouquet."

"That to."

/rocky horror
2003-05-28 05:30:20 PM  
"And I'm not gettin' laid!"

/Bill Hicks
2003-05-28 05:30:34 PM  

females = morons.

misogynistic? Yes, but I dont care. The defense is going to pack the jury with 30 year old broads who have a crush on this guy, and he is going to be set free regardless of the facts. Man i hate women.
2003-05-28 05:30:48 PM  
Richard Ramirez gets tons of fan mail from women. Heck, even during his trial a female juror got a farking crush on him.

Crime groupies are.. something else.

[image from too old to be available]

Not bad for a serial killer and rapist.
2003-05-28 05:33:20 PM  
Wow, just like Ted Bundy! Anyone ever see that movie, aptly titled, "Ted Bundy?" Both funny and disturbing. At least it has an advantage over "Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer" which is just disturbing.
2003-05-28 05:33:48 PM  
Any news story that has an exclamation point at the end of the first sentence is absolutely not true.

/high school journalism
2003-05-28 05:34:03 PM  
Alph: is it more or less moronic than say killing your pregnant wife (a more masculine past-time)?
2003-05-28 05:34:27 PM  
Haqspan: tee.hee.hee.

i don't understand girls meeting and marrying people who are going to be in jail for the rest of their lives. though, the girls writing him now might be gold diggers...thinking that he's going to be aquitted and then rich (because some believe that fame=fortune).

still--it's farked up.
2003-05-28 05:34:28 PM  
The way Scott was cheating on Laci... you'd think he was married to Hallie Berry or something.
2003-05-28 05:34:45 PM  
"We don't want some three-striker with nothing to lose trying to harm Scott while he is awaiting trial."

And I don't want lame guys cutting up totally hot preggo chicks.

Let Bocephus and the Mack Daddy of Cell Block D have their ways with him.
2003-05-28 05:35:45 PM  
Some people are idiots.

It would be nice if they allowed him to marry each of the idiots seriously proposing to him, and gave him the oppurtinity to off them all.
2003-05-28 05:36:00 PM  
1) Star Magazine. Do the Math.

2) There are women who fall in love and get obsessed with men in prison. There was even a special on HBO about it a few years ago. It is suprimely sick. I could buy that he's getting serial hags trying to get into his pants.... but it's just disturbing.
2003-05-28 05:36:04 PM  
Check the totally reputable source, guys.
2003-05-28 05:36:43 PM  
Amazing! Eight years of Clinton explained in one article.
2003-05-28 05:37:17 PM  
05-28-03 05:26:24 PM MrWright

This is why we need to seriously reconsider the jury system.

Incase none of you boners noticed yet, its from the main competition to the National Enquirer.

2003-05-28 05:37:59 PM  
"Do the math" is RIGHT! no matter what, he'll be wealthy from this. Even IF he is found guilty. (I know, there are laws keeping convicted criminals from selling their story, but it will happen).
2003-05-28 05:38:01 PM  
What's worse, being the girl who proposes to Scott Peterson or being the x-boyfriend who got dumped by that girl?
2003-05-28 05:39:55 PM  
Okay Farkettes.. explain this one.
2003-05-28 05:40:29 PM  
Isnt Star a tabloid magazine? Maybe its just me..
2003-05-28 05:40:47 PM  
Him and Ted Bundy could start a "Who wants to marry a serial Killer" Fan club
2003-05-28 05:40:49 PM  
Well, he is pretty hot...
2003-05-28 05:41:09 PM  

I'm thinking if I were the ex I wouldn't be offended. I mean, hell, if the girl wanted a dude that shiatty than I'm far too good for her skanky ass.
2003-05-28 05:41:14 PM  
Girls aren't THAT stupid. At least they didn't ask to marry Jeffrey Dahmer.
2003-05-28 05:42:42 PM  
Sigh...Star, Enquirer, whatever I know this sort of thing
/embarrassed for female-kind
2003-05-28 05:44:30 PM  
You think anyone mentally unstable enough to propose to a double-murderer has a boyfriend to dump?
2003-05-28 05:44:36 PM  
*GAGS* he is soooo not hot!

/likes 'em chisled 'n slinky 'n purty
2003-05-28 05:44:44 PM  
I stopped reading after I discovered they had used the word 'gals' only assholes use that word. I have no opinion on Peterson. The writer of the article, however, should get the chair....
2003-05-28 05:45:09 PM  
girls are smart.
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