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(Boston Globe)   Man who made Chinese cuisine popular in NY dies, police awaiting MSG toxicology report   ( ) divider line 68
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2003-05-28 03:12:47 PM  
Probably done in by Sum Yung Boi.
2003-05-28 03:13:56 PM  
is this a followup to the Cat story?
2003-05-28 03:14:07 PM  
no happy ending

2003-05-28 03:14:53 PM  

That is hysterical. U hav bad fortun.
2003-05-28 03:15:01 PM  
2003-05-28 03:15:05 PM  
The funeral will be in about 45 minutes to an hour, and only at a funeral home within ten-block radius.
2003-05-28 03:15:17 PM  
His final request was to be buried with a picture of his wife, and extra soy sauce.
2003-05-28 03:15:29 PM  
The usual racist shiat in
2003-05-28 03:16:52 PM  
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2003-05-28 03:16:52 PM  
And then...?
2003-05-28 03:16:58 PM  

Good, and you?
2003-05-28 03:19:23 PM  
At Pig Heaven, Keh hired a man who had been the personal dumpling maker for Madame Chiang Kai-shek.

Christ I could use a job like that. What does it pay?
2003-05-28 03:20:55 PM  

/obligatory Teen Girl Squad reference
2003-05-28 03:20:55 PM  
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2003-05-28 03:21:18 PM  
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2003-05-28 03:21:37 PM  
wasn't General Tso's chicken invented in new york? whoever did it.... god bless that man.
2003-05-28 03:21:42 PM  
in a related story, a New York police officer has ticketed David Keh for being a restaurateur and for dying.
2003-05-28 03:21:55 PM  
OK, Meade2001, that was just a little too freaky for words.
2003-05-28 03:22:26 PM  
Bling Bling, RIP
2003-05-28 03:22:41 PM  
Not just MSG'd but "hydrolized vegetable protein'd".
2003-05-28 03:22:50 PM  

I'll pay you to handle my dumplings...what are your qualifications?
2003-05-28 03:22:52 PM  
MSG is classified as toxic as table salt. Headline sumbitter = lame.
2003-05-28 03:22:58 PM  
That MSG stuff is nasty. I used to be able to handle it, but after a year of avoiding it 100%, now it makes me incredibly sick if I eat it. It gives me bad headaches and dizzy spells. The same reaction I get from aspartame. Nasty shiat.
2003-05-28 03:22:58 PM  
Funeral arrangements to include two services. The initial service is at 10:00 a.m. The second about an hour or so later.
2003-05-28 03:23:18 PM  
1/2 cup cornstarch
1/4 cup water
1+1/2 tsp minced garlic
1+1/2 tsp minced ginger root
3/4 cup sugar
1/2 cup soy sauce
1/4 cup white vinegar
1/4 cup cooking wine
1+1/2 cup hot chicken broth
1 tsp monosodium glutamate (optional)
2003-05-28 03:24:15 PM  
I was just about to figure out what I am going to have for lunch today. I think it'll be General Tso's chicken and a spring roll. o.O
2003-05-28 03:24:41 PM  
now this was a funny play:

2003-05-28 03:26:48 PM  
Screw you, Bigredlemon. MSG is also known as malodextrin. Some people have bad reactions to it, including me. I have to avoid it, which is difficult since it's added to so many things. The reason it's added to food is because it fools with the signals in your brain to make you think the food tastes better. Some people's brains react quite severely to the chemicals.

Try this link for some enlightening reading:
MSG info
2003-05-28 03:27:51 PM  
Let's try that link again:
MSG info
2003-05-28 03:28:25 PM  
me so hungry.
2003-05-28 03:29:56 PM  
Some interesting facts from the above link:

Monosodium glutamate is an excitatory neurotransmitter that destroys nerve cells in the brain of susceptible people.

30 to 40% or more of our population is experiencing the harmful effects of what the medical society has recently called the "MSG Symptom Complex" and many of us don't know it.

The amount of MSG added to our processed foods has doubled every 10 years.
2003-05-28 03:30:44 PM  
Work Experience
- worked at Dumplings-r-us as assistant dumpling maker making many varieties of dumplings. I am famous for inventing the now popular strawberry
Jell-O dumpling.

1997-2001 - promoted to head dumpling maker when previous head dumpling maker graduated high school.

2001-present - laid off in the dumpling crash of 2001.
Making pirogue's which are quite different from dumplings.
2003-05-28 03:32:34 PM  
05-28-03 03:26:48 PM Shock_and_awe Amen. MSG gives me horrendous migraines.
2003-05-28 03:32:34 PM  
13ItemsInA12ItemOrLessLane, that's because pirogues are canoes, generically speaking...hahahahha
2003-05-28 03:33:11 PM  
"Can you teach us craps, soul brother??" - the guys at Sum Dum Goy fortune cookie factor

Ahhh "The Last Dragon", was there a better kung fu movie?
2003-05-28 03:34:37 PM  
Has anyone else but me noticed that Seasme Chicken tasted even better after its been sitting in the fridge for like 4 days?
2003-05-28 03:35:50 PM  
MSG makes me thristy like you wouldn't believe...
2003-05-28 03:36:02 PM  
Rats, I should have looked it up. I really should be working though.
2003-05-28 03:37:39 PM  
Hey, 13ItemsInA12ItemOrLessLane, would you get mad when people called your dumplings "potstickers"? You obviously take pride in your work, but I think you're a potsticker boy!

2003-05-28 03:38:31 PM  
I hope they bury him quickly so that he won't get a ticket for loitering.

/NYC asshat cops
2003-05-28 03:41:46 PM  

According to that site, MSG is the cause of every medical symptom known to man.

2003-05-28 03:42:00 PM  
MSG=Manchurian Sichuan Garden
2003-05-28 03:42:09 PM  
God I'm so hungry.
2003-05-28 03:42:37 PM  
In a final joke, his remains will be cremated and placed in "your coke."
2003-05-28 03:43:31 PM  
Who's the Master?


Who is the Master?


Who is the Master?

2003-05-28 03:46:03 PM  
NEW YORK (AP) David Keh, who pioneered a new world of Chinese cooking in New York cuisine, died Monday

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2003-05-28 03:49:03 PM  
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2003-05-28 03:49:16 PM  
I dunno The_Hood I remember it being....

Who's the meanest


Who's the prettiest


Who's the baddest mo'fo in all of Harlem!

2003-05-28 03:49:59 PM  
did someone mention pot stickers?
2003-05-28 03:51:40 PM  
General Tso?


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