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(Metro)   Latest teacher-student sex scandal: Hot Japanese teacher offers to have sex with Chinese students as an apology for WWII. (w/pic) I'll just go ahead and get your bunk ready   (metro.co.uk) divider line 249
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2010-06-16 03:51:28 PM
Now if only she can feel really bad about Pearl Harbor and the Bataan Death March.

Hell I'd pay for the plane ticket.
 
2010-06-16 03:52:33 PM
That's the kind of gal that makes me wear clown shoes and pray that she steps on my toes.

Ouch!

Oh sorry.

Bingo! (cue bow-chicka-wow-wow guitar scratch)
 
2010-06-16 03:53:14 PM
I'll have sex with her as an apology for Hiroshima, and then again as an apology for Nagasaki.
 
2010-06-16 03:53:26 PM
I was also wronged by Japan in WWII, now that you mention it.
 
2010-06-16 03:53:39 PM
As reparations, I offer to have sex with all the hot black women I can find.
 
2010-06-16 03:55:16 PM
Where the German men at?

/wronged
 
2010-06-16 03:55:51 PM
My father spent 8 miserable months securing the Philippines. Can I at least get a hand job?
 
2010-06-16 04:01:54 PM
Don't do a GIS for her at work. Just sayin.
 
2010-06-16 04:06:18 PM
Shostie: I'll have sex with her as an apology for Hiroshima, and then again as an apology for Nagasaki.

and then I'd have sex with as an apology for you having had sex with her
 
2010-06-16 04:07:45 PM
I hope all of you enjoy sloppy 1,324,655,001sts
 
2010-06-16 04:08:02 PM
dj_bigbird: Don't do a GIS for her at work. Just sayin.


This is not in any way, shape, or form a bookmark...
 
2010-06-16 04:18:11 PM
I'm only in this thread because "Hot Japanese teacher" was in the headline.
 
2010-06-16 04:21:11 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2010-06-16 04:23:33 PM
dj_bigbird: Don't do a GIS for her at work. Just sayin.

you had me at "don't do a GIS"
 
2010-06-16 04:25:58 PM
sweetmelissa31: Where the German men at?

/wronged


I already took care of the German women. Well, woman anyway. Now it's Japan's turn. And what the hell, how about Vietnam? They all so hooorny and love me long time, beauxcoup.
 
2010-06-16 04:38:14 PM
Biatch, get over here and apologize to me for Pearl Harbor!
 
2010-06-16 04:41:19 PM
basemetal: Biatch, get over here and apologize to me for Pearl Harbor!
 
2010-06-16 04:42:34 PM
Hey I'm Polish where are all the naked German girls that are going to apologize to me for killing 90% of my family?
 
2010-06-16 05:02:59 PM
What kind of apology can I get for my old piece of shiat Honda Accord that broke down constantly and for my Sony TV that broke a week after I bought it??

//I would plant it like the flag on Iwo Jima.
 
2010-06-16 05:09:32 PM
I just Mukden Incident'd in my pants.
 
2010-06-16 05:23:39 PM
Hi, my name is Zhou Bladel. I was adopted by a kind, elderly Chinese couple. They suffered quite a bit during the war.
 
2010-06-16 05:30:42 PM
What DannyJunior said.
 
2010-06-16 05:31:10 PM
Hooray for me!

She doesn't know any better.


USA! USA! ... I mean... 中國!
 
2010-06-16 05:31:18 PM
SilentStrider: What DannyJunior said.

that was supposed to be bolded, but oh well.
 
2010-06-16 05:41:13 PM
Is it a trap?

The internet has left many scars....
 
2010-06-16 05:42:24 PM
Plus a doctorate at 24?! This sounds like a trap.
 
2010-06-16 05:43:01 PM
www.hidden-anime.com
 
2010-06-16 05:57:11 PM
My Great-Uncle who passed away in January served as a Sea-Bee in the Pacific during WWII. Since he had to deal with Japanese sniper fire, I think I deserve some as well.
 
2010-06-16 05:57:29 PM
dj_bigbird: Don't do a GIS for her at work. Just sayin.

freemasonry.bcy.ca

'Ello ello, what's all this then?
 
2010-06-16 05:58:42 PM
xynix: Hey I'm Polish where are all the naked German girls that are going to apologize to me for killing 90% of my family?


I'm half Ukrainian, so there had better be a lot of German and Russian girls looking to apologize to me.

Also, I'm part Scottish, so an apology from Keeley Hazell would be quite nice.
 
2010-06-16 06:02:17 PM
I'd pull a Bugs Bunny and nip her nips.
 
2010-06-16 06:18:03 PM
The_Sponge: I'd pull a Bugs Bunny and nip her nips.

Nipping a nip's nips. You must like nips.
 
2010-06-16 06:21:29 PM
Mmm, apologies.
 
2010-06-16 06:37:02 PM
I was never really wronged by the Japanese in any way. However, I did have a few teachers who were pretty goddamned horrible. So I'll happily any accept reparation rumpty she wants to dispense on their behalf.
 
2010-06-16 06:40:55 PM
MaxxLarge: I was never really wronged by the Japanese in any way. However, I did have a few teachers who were pretty goddamned horrible. So I'll happily any accept reparation rumpty she wants to dispense on their behalf.

Me first. I had two horrible Japanese math teachers.
 
2010-06-16 06:43:50 PM
bighasbeen: Me first. I had two horrible Japanese math teachers.

Dammit.

Fine, but make it snappy.
 
2010-06-16 07:02:22 PM
MaxxLarge: bighasbeen: Me first. I had two horrible Japanese math teachers.

Dammit.

Fine, but make it snappy.


If I could make it snap I'd be a millionaire.
 
2010-06-16 07:08:00 PM
Adjective Bird Whiskey: As reparations, I offer to have sex with all the hot black women I can find.

You know, once you go black, you just want to shoot yourself.
 
2010-06-16 07:08:34 PM
I think I'm turning Japanese Chinese, I think I'm turning Japanese Chinese, I really think so!
 
2010-06-16 07:08:37 PM
I get super Chinese eyed when I'm drunk or stoned...does that count?
 
2010-06-16 07:09:25 PM
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of kittens suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
 
2010-06-16 07:09:29 PM
I'd like to re-enact Pearl Harbor with her. I'll lay down and she can blow the Hell out of me!
 
2010-06-16 07:09:32 PM
If you believe this... *rolleyes*

Anri Suzuki is a Japanese adult video actress, and I don't believe she has a doctorate.
 
2010-06-16 07:09:46 PM
i forgive her. but she's got some 'splainin' to do for this woody i'm hobblin' around with.
 
2010-06-16 07:10:04 PM
bighasbeen: Fine, but make it snappy.

If I could make it snap I'd be a millionaire.


Or you'd have a painfully debilitating erectile dysfunction for the rest of your days but to hell with reality, go on with your blathering. YOUR PENIS FASCINATES ME.
 
2010-06-16 07:10:06 PM
She's not a teacher she's an adult film star and not terribly hot either she is way below my standards. I would hit it but only because she is a woman for whom being hit is her purpose.
 
2010-06-16 07:10:32 PM
My great uncle was a nazi, but I get screwed by jews all the time so we're even.
 
2010-06-16 07:10:38 PM
A hot chick mentioned on fark who's actually hot? Subby, for some reason I am sort of disappointed.
 
2010-06-16 07:10:42 PM
I'm all broken up about Pearl Harbor and that whole Midway incident. I may not recover without some hot Japanese lovin'.
 
2010-06-16 07:10:53 PM
fuzzycuffs: If you believe this... *rolleyes*

Anri Suzuki is a Japanese adult video actress, and I don't believe she has a doctorate.


I don't believe I care...
 
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