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(   ...first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a handgun from the baby carriage   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Jersey City, First Comes Love, gun laws, handguns, pants, Hudson County, aggravated assault, apartment complex  
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4032 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jun 2010 at 6:14 PM (7 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2010-06-15 06:17:29 PM  
For guidos.
2010-06-15 06:17:57 PM  
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2010-06-15 06:21:07 PM  

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2010-06-15 06:21:13 PM  
That's not a gun....
This is a GUN!!!!

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2010-06-15 06:22:05 PM  
Maggie Simpson wanted for questioning.
2010-06-15 06:22:33 PM  
Damn you BobNesta420 ...beat me by 6 seconds
2010-06-15 06:25:56 PM  

*checks the article*

Oh, Jersey City...nevermind...
2010-06-15 06:29:09 PM  
How come lightning never strikes where you want it to?

/well, mostly, anyway
2010-06-15 06:31:39 PM  
It's important for any mom to supply her baby carriage with all the equipment needed for any baby-related emergency.
2010-06-15 06:32:23 PM  
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2010-06-15 06:33:56 PM  
Those Latinas are hot-blooded. Crazy in the sack, but equally crazy the rest of the time too.
2010-06-15 06:34:59 PM don't need to RTFA...
2010-06-15 06:38:11 PM  
Done in two.
2010-06-15 06:43:50 PM  
Well duh, never touch the baby carriage. It always is booby trapped, but not in the good way.

/never in the good way
2010-06-15 06:49:10 PM Full Size
2010-06-15 06:52:28 PM  
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2010-06-15 06:54:03 PM  
Oh yeah, I remember this one from my younger days... "first comes love, then comes marriage, then come babies in the baby carriage, then mom rips daddy's heart out, bad mouths him to the babies, takes his house, cars, savings, IRA, stocks, grandmother's jewelry and laughs while she financially rapes him while dancing on his soulllllll."

Ha, man it's been years since I heard that one...
2010-06-15 06:57:23 PM  
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2010-06-15 06:58:39 PM  
Baby Buggy Bunny (new window)
2010-06-15 07:27:37 PM  
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2010-06-15 08:21:36 PM  
appropriate (new window)
2010-06-15 08:37:17 PM  
God for a minute there, I thought it was a baby born with a gun.

Dangerous sh*t.
2010-06-15 11:28:07 PM  
Somebody has watched Undercover Blues one too many times.
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