Yeah, sure.

Show us.

Interesting article. A long read though.

Didn't they say this like 2 weeks ago? Get with the program, Breitbart.

Also, a one sentence article goes green?

Crazy, old news is old, crazy.

Err how exactly? North Korea can invade South Korea, China and ***MAYBE*** Japan (depending on how many ships they are willing to lose.

Yeah yeah 1 million man army but the logistics and transport for a family of 8.

TL;DR

STOP GREENLIGHTING BREITBART!

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Yeah, headline is longer than the "article"

Evil_ferret: Interesting article. A long read though.

it's breaking news. they followed up with an expanded article, and i notified the admin
/subby

Well that article was certainly... succinct.

TL;DR

Can we PLEASE give them something REAL to be upset at for a change? PLEASE?

TL;DR

BumpInTheNight 2010-06-15 01:21:22 PM
TL;DR

My fault

fatimcgee: STOP GREENLIGHTING BREITBART!

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it's an AP story. does it matter who aggregates it?

Scary tag..really?? Boy who cried wolf etc.etc.

I don't have time to read these long winded articles. Isn't there a shorter version available?

TS;AR

/Too short; already read

albo: fatimcgee: STOP GREENLIGHTING BREITBART!

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it's an AP story. does it matter who aggregates it?

Which AP aggregate is BEST AP aggregate?

Evil_ferret: Interesting article. A long read though.

Lol fark title was longer...

Getting Obama to apologize shouldn't be a problem.

I once saw this really, REALLY obscure image of the leader of NK amidst the type, "North Korea is best Korea". I'm sure no one else has ever seen it, nor is it easily found on the intratubes - but rest assured, I did see it once. Then an iguana popped out.

LoadShark: Can we PLEASE give them something REAL to be upset at for a change? PLEASE?

Yes, because a shooting war that will kill thousands of Korean civilians would be just the best thing EVER!

So....what're they gonna do? Attack UN headquarters in NY?

Ashelth: Err how exactly? North Korea can invade South Korea, China and ***MAYBE*** Japan (depending on how many ships they are willing to lose.

Yeah yeah 1 million man army but the logistics and transport for a family of 8.

So we're expecting a hoard of roughly 125,000 station wagons to trudge through the DMZ?

Already pissed about your loss this afternoon!?!?!?!?!!?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRAAAAAAAAZILLLLLLLLLLL

Call their bluff.

theBigBigEye: Ashelth: Err how exactly? North Korea can invade South Korea, China and ***MAYBE*** Japan (depending on how many ships they are willing to lose.

Yeah yeah 1 million man army but the logistics and transport for a family of 8.

So we're expecting a hoard whored of roughly 125,000 station wagons to trudge through the DMZ?

FTFY

/we still doing the whole rotsky thing?
//or is that over now?

Has the UN asked how high the North Koreans want them to jump?

I bet it really bothers them that the current General Secretary of the UN is a South Korean.

Now who is BEST KOREA??? KEKEKEKEKEKE

Ashelth: Err how exactly? North Korea can invade South Korea, China and ***MAYBE*** Japan (depending on how many ships they are willing to lose.

Yeah yeah 1 million man army but the logistics and transport for a family of 8.

I'm not expecting a lot of those 1 million to show up. The conscripts really aren't motivated to die for crazy old Dear Leader. The elite units are well trained enough to realize the level of ass kicking they'd receive and aren't exactly in a hurry to line up for said ass kicking.

North Korea is a lot more in the fire missiles and artillery at South Korean population centers, then go hide in their bunkers before the counter battery fire reaches them mode here.

NK has "1 million men", South Korea has 600,000 under arms and most of their male population trained due to mandatory service. Even with 1 million, I don't see how NK wins in a land war, unless the Chinese send troops.

albo
it's breaking news. they followed up with an expanded article, and i notified the admin
/subby

Breaking news from 6 days ago Link (new window)

Maybe it's "Breaking News" to Breitbart... he's been a little busy lately sending college kids to harass Congressmen and video tape it.

Here ya go.

N. Korea: Ship Sinking Helped U.S. (new window)

The North Korea's U.N. ambassador will be appearing on his Country's new show "In Search of" to tell us all about it.

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Here's a link from a longer article of more of the same:

businessweek.com (new window)

I'm pretty sure North Korea is already the Gold Standard when it come to nuttiness. Comparing themselves to a bag o' snickers is selling themselves way short.

China has got to be laughing their arses off about our problems with rittle Kim.

Talk about the island of misfit toys

albo: Evil_ferret: Interesting article. A long read though.

it's breaking news. they followed up with an expanded article, and i notified the admin
/subby

Cool. I'll keep an eye out :) Usually they just replace the original article but this is a result of newer news systems that allow remote article creation I bet. I have to sit through another demo of one tomorrow :/

jbezorg: Here ya go.

N. Korea: Ship Sinking Helped U.S. (new window)

The North Korea's U.N. ambassador will be appearing on his Country's new show "In Search of" to tell us all about it.

Well actually China's reaction to the sinking of the Cheonan helped America. Various Asian countries went "Hey China, your puppet state is acting up again." China basically went "Yeah, they do that from time to time." No public support for South Korea or a push to smack North Korea down. This led to countries like Japan and South Korea going "You know what? We love the American military. Really we love you guys."

Other countries, like Malaysia for example, have also started to see China as a bit of a scary power locally and buddy up to the US.

China of course saw all this going down and the new rumor is that China has agreed to let the UN sanction North Korea. Basically China won't veto anything in the Security Council. I don't know if they'll vote for it, abstain or what, but they won't veto or so people are claiming. Right after that North Korea dialed the outrage up a notch and has been screaming since.

I'm rooting for North Korea to win the World Cup, I think it would be hilarious if they did.

EdNortonsTwin: China has got to be laughing their arses off about our problems with rittle Kim.

I doubt it. They don't want this shiat going down in their back yard.