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(National Post)   15-year-old Disney star Hilary Duff denies having cosmetic surgery on her breasts. Breast expert says they are "suspiciously high." With pic   (nationalpost.com) divider line 332
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2003-05-27 04:36:47 PM
"DUFF-man is thrusting the direction of the problem..."
 
2003-05-27 04:44:22 PM
Please tell me we're not linking to an article that has pictures focusing on a 15-year-old girl's breasts.
 
2003-05-27 04:45:13 PM
Whew.
 
2003-05-27 05:01:42 PM
Aren't 15 year old's breasts naturally "suspiciously high"?
 
2003-05-27 05:03:04 PM
The hatchet-job in the lawyer's office was submitted at almost the exact same time as this link.

Man rampages with hatchet in office, then says "Oops wrong office"
Farkers have clicked on the above link 20 times

15-year-old Disney star Hilary Duff denies having cosmetic surgery on her breasts. Breast expert says they are "suspiciously high." With pic
Farkers have clicked on the above link 135 times


It's obvious that over six times as many Farkers (or at least TF'ers) would rather try to see a 15-year-old's tits than read about a hatchet-wielding psycho. Wonder what that says about us?
 
2003-05-27 05:32:02 PM
HumbleGod
It's obvious that over six times as many Farkers (or at least TF'ers) would rather try to see a 15-year-old's tits than read about a hatchet-wielding psycho. Wonder what that says about us?

Well, I don't know about "us", but I'd certainly most rather see the 15-year-old's tits.
 
2003-05-27 05:34:26 PM
Maybe the topic of the article wasn't great, but the writing was sure funny.

"It's this pure and decent Duff, synonymous now with her onscreen alter ego, Lizzie, who was responsible for that hectic day of publicity in Toronto, culminating in a shriek-filled appearance at a local Wal-Mart (itself a standard-bearer of all that is good and right in the world)."

I still am unable to understand the type of behavior described in the article. People tripping over themselves, shaking, crying, just to get a glimpse of some chick that was in a movie and on TV.
 
2003-05-27 05:43:57 PM
I have to agree with Smegma here. If given the choice between seeing 15 year old boobies and reading about a crazy dude swinging a hatchet, I'd choose the former as well. It's not that both things aren't potentially interesting, it's just that one has a greater potential for good feelings than the other.
 
2003-05-27 06:12:56 PM
the article ventured that Lizzie's new-found bust might be a marketing ploy aimed at attracting "shifty-looking older men in raincoats" to the theatre.

sort of like the guys who wrote this article I imagine.

hmmm...reminds me...gotta get my rain coat back from the dry cleaners. hope they got the stains out.
 
2003-05-27 06:23:52 PM
So, now that she's not Lizzie McGuire anymore, how long do we have to wait before the inevitable "lad" magazine (Stuff, FHM, Maxim) cover?
 
2003-05-27 06:43:42 PM
Now, this is just sad. She's fifteen.
 
2003-05-27 06:46:45 PM
Yes, Sinatra, that's why there are laws. If no one wanted to shag teens, then we wouldn't need a law against it, would we?
 
2003-05-27 06:52:28 PM
 
2003-05-27 07:55:49 PM
"The hatchet-job in the lawyer's office was submitted at almost the exact same time as this link."

Now I have this mental picture of a hatchet weilding maniac doing breast enlargement surgery on a 15 year old girl.
 
J3
2003-05-28 12:01:32 AM
The pic in question is missing. In the interests of further analyzing this issue: the movie poster
 
2003-05-28 12:08:27 AM
You mean this? (The site you linked from has an anti-hotlinking image instead)
 
J3
2003-05-28 12:12:47 AM
yikes! so does yours! let's try this!
 
2003-05-28 12:13:07 AM
Where do I send my resume to become a breast expert?
 
2003-05-28 12:14:37 AM
Judging from the movie poster, it looks like she could have just hiked up the straps on her water bra a bit. Since when do teens need to be perkier?
 
2003-05-28 12:15:08 AM
Well, I now feel a lot worse about myself.
 
2003-05-28 12:17:29 AM
i'd hit it.

oh, wait. 15 years old!! jeebus!!!

/me runs away
 
2003-05-28 12:18:08 AM
christ that girl is fine. but i'm 18, you sickos.
/wishing he could be duffed
 
2003-05-28 12:18:09 AM
sadly, as many farkers will kill kittens to this article as to boobies links.

sik0s, the whole lot of ye.
 
2003-05-28 12:18:52 AM
...culminating in a shriek-filled appearance at a local Wal-Mart (itself a standard-bearer of all that is good and right in the world).

HA!
 
2003-05-28 12:19:55 AM
Okay, first and fore-most.....movie posters are air-brushed and photoshopped and fully manipulated. For example, Denise Richards has made it clear that it is not her ass in the "Undercover Brother" movie poster.....


Second of all, I find it strange that so few of us males are familiar with the "wonder bra". They wil make your boobs big, thus the name.

The ultimate case in point is Britney Spears. Her boobs are really fairly normal, it's what's she's wearing that creates the sensation.
 
2003-05-28 12:20:23 AM
Maybe here?
 
2003-05-28 12:20:31 AM
There is a copy of that movie poster at my local mall, where I work, so I see it every day. Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.
 
2003-05-28 12:20:40 AM
Lizzie McGuire had a reporter ask,
"Your boobies are fake, are those the facts ?";
When she heard what was asked by the son-of-a-gun,
She said, "You'll never know cause you'll never touch one."
 
2003-05-28 12:20:47 AM
I was gonna post that I wonder how long til a shot of her breasts would be posted, and how long til someone said they would hit it. However by the time I typed all that, both were already up.
farkin pervs.
=)
 
2003-05-28 12:21:22 AM
"god damn, i would totally love to DUFF her!"
"she probably has a nice DUFF."

haha yea thats what my buds and i say about her. pretty hot for 15! then again, you hafta wonder, was she one of those girls who's parents pushed and pushed her to become a child star? even with millions of dollars to boot, this girl probably hasnt had a normal childhood at all.
 
2003-05-28 12:21:29 AM
CHRIST! She's 15! C'mon. We all have perky breasts when we're going through puberty. Geez.
 
2003-05-28 12:23:30 AM
Here's a little tidbit to fuel the fire... In the not to distant past, 15 was prime marriage material. It's just in the past 50 or so years that anything under 18 was considered immorial.
 
2003-05-28 12:23:35 AM
05-28-03 12:21:29 AM Keelin
CHRIST! She's 15! C'mon. We all have perky breasts when we're going through puberty. Geez.


I know I did!

...what?
 
2003-05-28 12:23:42 AM
Arsenio was acting like a twelve year old when the Lizzie star said she was "obsessed with Hummers".
 
2003-05-28 12:23:42 AM
Skinink: niiiiice.
 
2003-05-28 12:23:45 AM
Being 15, almost 16, I can honestly say, I would hit that, and not just once. I must now find out where she will be working next consider her and Disney had a hollywood style divorce....
 
2003-05-28 12:25:26 AM
Oh bullshiat. You farkers that claim that thinking about a 15 year old's boobies is a terrible thing are full of it and you know it.

It wasn't so long ago, even in America, that 15 year olds were getting married. It apparently is legal in some states still.

Hell, check out It's a Wonderful Life, where Mary, says to George that she's 18 and wants to know if that's too old.

The point being, get of my farking head. There's a difference between thought and action.

And how old is YT? 15.
 
2003-05-28 12:25:42 AM
Uh, (since I still a minor) most girls around her age have boobies like that. Except for those abnormal girls with really big boobies.
 
2003-05-28 12:25:52 AM
JackTorrence:
What a bastard. >.>
 
2003-05-28 12:27:09 AM
Hi everyone!! I`m Erin Ledet! I`m 10 years old and I`m going to the 6th grade next year.I`m a big Lizzie McGuire Fan!! You will see updates on my website and pictures of me and Hilary Duff!! Have a blast!!

/Google search for "Hilary Duff"
 
2003-05-28 12:27:40 AM
Those look pretty good to me...not too fake...just right..mmm
 
2003-05-28 12:28:17 AM
I was wondering if those were digitally enhanced... i know it got me to consider seeing the movie, and im part of the "shifty-looking older men in raincoats" crowd.
 
2003-05-28 12:29:09 AM
randombob: getting married to other 15 year olds, or getting married to 20-something internet pervs?
 
2003-05-28 12:29:46 AM


here's another poster....
 
2003-05-28 12:29:53 AM
With the airbrushing, she looks older in the poster. Basically, I only feel sort of creepy saying that at 21. I'm somewhere between the "old man in a raincoat" and "senior picking up freshmen" groups.
 
2003-05-28 12:29:54 AM
GIS for Hilary Duff.
<--- No boobies Hilary.
 
2003-05-28 12:30:11 AM
Christy Romano is way hotter than Hillary Duff.

/has 4 kids and watches Disney Channel all the farking time
 
2003-05-28 12:31:17 AM
As a 15-year-old, I can (legally in most states) say that I would hit it.
 
2003-05-28 12:31:19 AM
Like that other chick Amanda Bynes - in her movie shes photographed alot more suggestive than on nick.
I saw an episode of her show, hoping for nick at night, and had to turn over pronto ---- ewwwww.

exhibit A.1

exhibit A.2

exhibit B
 
2003-05-28 12:31:34 AM
Thanks Keelin. You just made me want to cleanse my brain with draino to atone.
 
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