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(National Post)   15-year-old Disney star Hilary Duff denies having cosmetic surgery on her breasts. Breast expert says they are "suspiciously high." With pic   (nationalpost.com) divider line 332
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2003-05-29 03:31:10 AM
another 3000 views, and this thing will be in the Top Links. I wonder if it will make it. Traffic is slowing down, but you can never underestimate the degree to which people on the internet are interested in teenage breasts
 
2003-05-29 03:46:33 AM
"It's obvious that over six times as many Farkers (or at least TF'ers) would rather try to see a 15-year-old's tits than read about a hatchet-wielding psycho. Wonder what that says about us?"

that we're normal?
 
2003-05-29 05:28:48 AM
Unleash the power of the wonder bra
 
2003-05-29 09:53:59 AM
Skywalker1122

Ok, so basically, we've determined that:
Hillary Duff
Amanda Bynes
The Olsen Twins
Christy Romano (hot chick on Even Stevens)

are young, but are all incredibly hot, and we all know, if asked - any one of us would say, "yeah, I'd hit it."

Yup, but Amanda is by far the hottest/cutest of the bunch.
:D
Too bad she's too young.
:(
 
2003-05-29 01:19:42 PM
ONLY 400 more hits and this link makes the Top Links page!!!
 
2003-05-29 01:27:11 PM
NinjaLord - "HAHA! I'm 13 so I can say "I'd Hit It!" without sounding like a sick fvck! Hell, not only am I a minor, she's older than me. And plus whoever wrote that article is an idiot who hasnt been in a middle school or high school for a long time. Lots of the chicks in my grade (8th) have boobies that look like that."

What school is that again?
 
2003-05-29 02:03:22 PM
It appears as if it's made it there now
 
2003-05-29 02:22:33 PM
So, with this talk of both Hillary Duff, Amanda Bynes, and The Olsen Twins...

"Eight perky boobies!"

Or am I the only one thinking of Underage Bichon here? >.>
 
2003-05-29 02:37:57 PM
oh dear. she looks great until you realize her age, then the self doubt sets in...

how could you do it? the emotional gulf between 15 and 25 (and the fact it could well mess up her head, bigtime) is waaaayyyyy to big... i'd be talking about philosophy, they'd be bored stupid and wanting to eat ice cream..

eeewwwww. how messed up, even if it is legal in japan (says a lot really ;)
 
GRR
2003-05-29 03:54:03 PM
I shall refrane from making any comments until she is at least 18.
Later
 
2003-05-29 04:00:21 PM
Its good to see that I'm not the only one here that thinks she looks like Jenna Jameson. Somebody post some comparison pics.
 
2003-05-29 04:26:35 PM
They're all legal in Canada, too.
 
2003-05-29 04:32:23 PM
"how could you do it? the emotional gulf between 15 and 25 (and the fact it could well mess up her head, bigtime) is waaaayyyyy to big... i'd be talking about philosophy, they'd be bored stupid and wanting to eat ice cream.."

Hell, I don't think people should be going around farking 15 year olds, but I fail to see how this explains why. Why is it alright for a 15 year old girl to get farked as long as it's by some horny teenage punk who's hobbies include getting into fistfights over whether Linkin Park or Limp Biscuit is better rather than by someone a few years older who might not be such a complete farktard?

A lot of the high school girls I used to know said they would never even consider dating anyone their own age.
 
2003-05-29 04:48:09 PM
Well, despite the fact that it's quite natural and justified to think 15-year-old girls are h0t, I still can't resist laughing at the fact that you're a bunch of 30-year-olds having 300 posts about this girl. However, as one who is a few months younger than the topic of conversation, I've gotta say...
Shweet.
 
2003-05-29 04:52:59 PM
"Well, despite the fact that it's quite natural and justified to think 15-year-old girls are h0t, I still can't resist laughing at the fact that you're a bunch of 30-year-olds having 300 posts about this girl. "

This one didn't quite beat the post about pre-teens in thongs though....
 
2003-05-29 05:51:25 PM
That's true, although it really should have...
 
2003-05-29 06:17:35 PM
Hmm. Am I the only one who finds the Olsen Twins totally unattractive on every level (excpet for the fact that their rich?)
 
2003-05-29 06:31:45 PM
Well, let's see here, thanks to the WONDERFUL people at imdb.com...

Hilary Duff - September 28, 1987.
Amanda Bynes - April 3, 1986.
Christy Carlson Romano - March 20, 1984.
The Olsen Twins - June 13, 1986.

Use at your own discretion.

Later.

RJS
 
2003-05-29 06:46:12 PM
From the New York Observer

Lizzies McGuires

The Lizzie McGuire Movie, opening May 2, is the big-screen version of the madly popular Disney Channel television series about a perky, enthusiastic tweenager, who is played by the perky, enthusiastic 15-year-old actress, Hilary Duff. Lately, Ms. Duffs image has been all around town, in subway and bus-stop Lizzie McGuire Movie posters, which depict her in an exuberant, tippy-toe pose, and shes causing something of a stir, because people who dont know the first thing about Lizzie McGuire now cant stop talking about her perky, enthusiastic boobs.

"When I first saw that poster on a phone kiosk, I stopped dead in the middle of Sixth Avenue and almost got hit by a cab," said Allen Tsai, 30, a Web designer. "I can see the police report: Cause of death: Lizzie McGuires chest."

"I thought they looked like tennis balls," said Melissa Walker, 25, who works in magazines. "Shes sticking them out, sucking in her chest, almost like that C-curve thing you do in Pilates when they ask you to roll like a ball,"

"Theyre three inches below her chin," said Cara OFlynn, 29, a marketing research analyst.

The last teenager to kick up such a boobtroversy, of course, was Britney Spears, who endured rumors for years that shed had plastic implants inserted. Ms. OFlynn called Ms. Duffs shelving "suspiciously high," considering that the small-screen Lizzies Lizzies are decidedly smaller.

Then again, at that age, things change fast. Our Hollywood spiesand we do have themreported that Ms. Duff is a maturing gal, and drove Lizzie McGuire wardrobe people crazy by growing into a new clothing size every six weeks.

And Ms. Duff surely could have improved her rack without surgery. "You could also do incredible things with bra accessories, whether pushing things together and up, or padding, or making the shirt tighter," said Howard Sobel, a Manhattan cosmetic and dermatologic surgeon who took an obliging look at the poster.

Of course, those breasts might not be Lizzies at all. Boosting boobslike lengthening legs and airbrushing cheekshas been a longtime practice in movie-postering. Who could forget the ample-bosomed Julia Roberts in the Pretty Woman poster (evidently that was Julia only from the neck up), or Jennifer Love Hewitts set in the I Know What You Did Last Summer poster (so giganto the films title was recoined by fans as "I Know What Your Boobs Did Last Summer"), to the suddenly chesty Gwyneth Paltrow in the poster for Shallow Hal?

Disney had no comment. Neither did Ms. Duffs representative.

But Meema Spadola, author of Breasts: Our Most Public Private Parts and co-producer and director of the Cinemax documentary Breasts, thought that Lizzies front fender may have been enhanced with the adult moviegoing audience in mind.

"Her breasts shout out, Im a swinging, sexy twentysomething!" said Ms. Spadola. "Im not sure if theyre trying to grab older viewers or give a heightened version of Lizzie to which teen girls can aspire."

Playwright Elisa DeCarlo, 42, had her hunch. "My guess is that they are going for that all-important Humbert Humbert demographic," she said. "The audience will be 90 percent preteens and their parents, 10 percent shifty-looking older men in raincoats."
 
2003-05-29 07:04:42 PM
I'd like to translate KittyBoo's post:


For all of you people talking bout how every 15 yr old's boobs should be that perky and not bigger unless you are a freak:
GRRRRRRRR
Us volumputious chicks can't help it if we have larger boobs at that age, or at any age unless we go under the knife...
We can't help it as much as some women can't help having Hillary Duff-sized boobs at 20...
So back off!!!


Translation:
I have big boobs. Please talk to me.
 
pkp
2003-05-29 08:23:48 PM
http://www.geocities.com/thehilaryzone/castheader.JPG
http://www.hilarynet.com/Magazines/popstaroct2002/popstarguitar.jpg

Another jumping pic:
http://www.hilarynet.com/in2.jpg

http://www.hilarynet.com/in5.jpg

Really big version of Lizzie McQuire poster:
http://www.hilarynet.com/twistmag3.jpg

http://www.hilarynet.com/tvguide2.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/hilaryduffnet2/19.html
http://www.hilarynet.com/Kids%20Choice%20Awards/ka17.jpg

Brown hair
http://www.hilarynet.com/bh3.jpg
http://www.hilarynet.com/brownhair2.jpg
 
2003-05-29 08:37:48 PM
The site has been farked.
 
2003-05-29 10:18:28 PM
my brother is an actor on Lizzie McGuire and I made his website. This is someone's avatar on our forum.

and I can say this girl has been to my house!
 
2003-05-29 10:19:31 PM
here it is
 
2003-05-30 08:57:38 AM
I bet her nips are so rock-hard. They're like pencil erasers...
 
2003-05-30 09:00:22 AM
Blackstar - "oh dear. she looks great until you realize her age, then the self doubt sets in..."

I don't doubt myself. I would definitely be able to hit it long, hard, and slow.
 
2003-05-30 04:16:57 PM
"Hmm. Am I the only one who finds the Olsen Twins totally unattractive on every level (excpet for the fact that their rich?)"

Nope. They're actually quite odd, especially after I saw what they actually look like. They're crizzazy-looking and moderately unhittable if you're not desperate.
 
2003-05-30 10:54:39 PM
I'd hit it, but to farkerator, kudos my friend, they aren't that hot, rich but not hot
 
2003-05-30 11:17:24 PM
Yeah, I think I forgot to say that I'd hit the Duff-girl. Word to the Olsen twins comment.
 
2003-06-03 06:16:05 AM
I say there is nothing wrong with hitting 15 year olds. If they got boobs and a bush then it's okey!
 
2003-06-03 10:56:11 AM
I never said it was wrong, but if you are lik2 30 or older it isn't exactly orthodox and to be honest its really creepy
 
2003-07-14 02:01:45 PM
How about an Amamda Bynes Countdown to 18?

/hanging up my raincoat
 
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