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(National Post)   15-year-old Disney star Hilary Duff denies having cosmetic surgery on her breasts. Breast expert says they are "suspiciously high." With pic   (nationalpost.com) divider line 332
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2003-05-28 01:25:21 PM
Did somebody say...

"suspiciously high"?
 
2003-05-28 01:25:38 PM
Only about 20K more hits on that site and it will make the Top Links on Fark list.


Pedophiles, UNITE!
 
2003-05-28 01:28:36 PM
"Shizzle my Duffizzle, nizzle!"
 
2003-05-28 01:32:27 PM

"Hell yeah!"
 
2003-05-28 01:56:20 PM
If the plumbing is installed, you're ready to move in!

...or something
 
2003-05-28 02:15:40 PM
if there's grass on the field, play ball! Or so I've heard... ahem.
 
2003-05-28 02:19:54 PM
8 to 80, blind crippled or crazy...
 
2003-05-28 02:36:29 PM
Don't worry people, I've been successfully programmed to not find females in any way attractive until the second they turn 18. Looking at a 17 year old girl is exactly the same to me as looking at a board.

When exactly did pedophilia change from meaning sexual attraction to prepubescant children to pretty much even acknowledging the existance of anyone under 18 years of age?
 
2003-05-28 02:38:17 PM
*shudder* This thread reminds me of bring a teen and having nasty drooling old men try and talk to me. If you only knew how much you and your comments would make this girl want to puke ........ewwwwwww. For shame!
 
2003-05-28 02:39:15 PM
being a teen even
 
2003-05-28 02:44:48 PM
When exactly did pedophilia change from meaning sexual attraction to prepubescant children to pretty much even acknowledging the existance of anyone under 18 years of age?

It didn't. Not according to psychologists, anyway. Technically, a pedophile is still a person who is attracted to prepubescent boys and/or girls. But socially people apply the term to anyone who is sexually interested in someone under 18 as a pejorative name, which should be about as literal as calling them a "cradle robber."
 
2003-05-28 02:45:37 PM
Mckenna: you are my god.
 
2003-05-28 02:47:58 PM
If you only knew how much you and your comments would make this girl want to puke ........ewwwwwww.

i'm sure she's totally hot for 18-24 year old guys. and, a lot of young women like old men too. sean connery, harrison ford, doesn't matter that they're almost 60, they want em.
 
2003-05-28 02:48:20 PM
She can puke all she wants, so long as she doesn't gag on my stick. She looks skilled, though ;). Damn.. I'm sick, but someone's gotta be.
 
2003-05-28 02:50:43 PM
Although this chick dosen't do anything for me, I fail to see what the big deal is. Maybe it's an American thing or something. Some 15 year old chick has boobies, I just don't get what all the fuss is about. It's like people feel the need to prove they aren't humping kids by pointing out that they aren't attracted in any way to girls under 18.

"*shudder* This thread reminds me of bring a teen and having nasty drooling old men try and talk to me. If you only knew how much you and your comments would make this girl want to puke ........ewwwwwww. For shame! "

She picked the wrong line of work then.
 
2003-05-28 02:54:00 PM
And with all the make-up and lighting and airbrushing and whatnot I can't tell how old any of these Hollywood people are supposed to be anymore. 15? 30? They all look the same to me.
 
2003-05-28 03:19:16 PM
She picked the wrong line of work then.

Heh, how dare she work for DISNEY ......shoulda known she would have had all the kids PARENTS wanting to fark her!

a lot of young women like old men too. sean connery, harrison ford, doesn't matter that they're almost 60, they want em.

i don't know about that, when i was a teen it was our mothers who liked those particular men, never us .... now that i am thirty they are STILL to old for me to find sexually attractive ......nice looking for their age but sex? Nah..... my Hubby is two years older and is young looking for His age :)
 
2003-05-28 03:20:00 PM
This has probably been pointed out already, but to everyone saying people used to get married at 15(Romeo & Juliet), people also died a lot earlier than they do now so it made sense that they would also marry earlier than most do today.
 
2003-05-28 03:20:44 PM
Ok, so basically, we've determined that:
Hillary Duff
Amanda Bynes
The Olsen Twins
Christy Romano (hot chick on Even Stevens)

are young, but are all incredibly hot, and we all know, if asked - any one of us would say, "yeah, I'd hit it."
 
2003-05-28 03:21:37 PM
Oh, and does anyone else think she looks like a younger and less whorish Jenna Jameson?
 
2003-05-28 03:24:06 PM
I don't know if I'd say Amanda Bynes is "hot" per se, but she's definately right farking cute. None of the others are anything special and Christy Romano I've never heard of.
 
2003-05-28 03:50:15 PM
Wal-Mart (itself a standard-bearer of all that is good and right in the world).

Farking hilarious.
 
2003-05-28 04:01:47 PM
I'd hit it!!

/but keep in mind, I'm only 25.
 
2003-05-28 04:05:11 PM
Gelatinous Is most definitly the man.
Those pictures made me laugh it up for some reason.
Probably because i'm high. Hell Yeah!
 
2003-05-28 04:06:01 PM
I had assumed that the Wal-Mart comment was tongue-in-cheek...
 
2003-05-28 04:10:39 PM


Date my daughter. Please.
 
2003-05-28 04:58:25 PM
Hillary and her sister:

 
2003-05-28 05:45:40 PM
H0STILE

Thanks for the compliment... can rarely tell if anyone sees, much less appreciates, my stupid posts!
 
2003-05-28 05:49:08 PM
I stop and watch this show when it is on. It's hilarious. Good cast of characters. The brother is pretty funny. So is the best friend. It's a lot like Clarissa Explains it All. If you have kids and are forced to watch pre-teen programming, you pray for shows that can be halfway entertaining to parents.
 
2003-05-28 06:47:25 PM
If there's grass on the wicket, its OK for cricket!
 
2003-05-28 07:43:58 PM
If there's grass on the green ..... then PUTT!
 
2003-05-28 07:51:01 PM
 
2003-05-28 07:58:29 PM
If she's old enough to crawl, she's in the right position.
 
2003-05-28 07:59:25 PM
Personally, I don't think there's anything really pedophillic about being turned on by someone under 18... IF they have a mature body. C'mon, there's plenty of 15-16 year olds that can easily pass off as being 19. I'm not going to think a chick's super hot, then see her ID and say, "Wow, I don't think you're hot anymore because you're younger than I thought!" I might be creeped out that she was that young, but it's not going to change the fact that I'm attracted to her.

Now if you're attracted to girls who have pre-pubescent bodies, then that's another matter completely. That's what I REALLY consider pedophilia.

Any girl done with puberty = fair game for fantasizing over IMO. The statutory rape law is fine though because it's the whole "taking advantage of someone who doesn't know better" protection. Though people can argue that most girls mature physically and mentally at a younger age than 18.
 
2003-05-28 08:21:30 PM
no
 
2003-05-28 08:23:59 PM
Another_Angry_Goth: Look at Japan, until 1992, they didn't HAVE a legal age.

Well that explains why anime is overrun by thirteen-year-old girls.
 
2003-05-28 08:29:35 PM
What is this "it" that you speak of hitting? I fear I have been missing "it."
 
2003-05-28 09:04:17 PM
HAHA! I'm 13 so I can say "I'd Hit It!" without sounding like a sick fvck! Hell, not only am I a minor, she's older than me. And plus whoever wrote that article is an idiot who hasnt been in a middle school or high school for a long time. Lots of the chicks in my grade (8th) have boobies that look like that.
 
2003-05-28 09:12:24 PM
"And plus whoever wrote that article is an idiot who hasnt been in a middle school or high school for a long time. Lots of the chicks in my grade (8th) have boobies that look like that."

Yeah, it's just that it's become trendy these days to consider a girl a day younger than 18 and a 4 year old girl to be pretty much the same thing. You can barely so much as mention a teenage girl on the internet without everyone rushing to get in line and proclaim that they aren't a pedophile. Notice how this and the topic about pre-teens and thongs are just about the most popular topics around here.
 
2003-05-28 09:59:37 PM
Seriously guys FIFTEEN!?! That's just sick, I mean EWW...


...old stuff.
 
2003-05-28 10:12:10 PM
For all of you people talking bout how every 15 yr old's boobs should be that perky and not bigger unless you are a freak:
GRRRRRRRR
Us volumputious chicks can't help it if we have larger boobs at that age, or at any age unless we go under the knife...
We can't help it as much as some women can't help having Hillary Duff-sized boobs at 20...
So back off!!!
 
2003-05-28 10:16:56 PM
And on the real topic, more than likely because Duff is sooo young her body, especially her boobs, aren't fully developed yet, so there is probably not any good plastic surgeon would give breast augmentation to such an underdeveloped young'un
 
2003-05-28 11:31:47 PM
You know, not to start anything else off (which I'm sure I won't cause no one is looking at this point anymore) but a the Spy Kids girl got hot too. Okay I admit it, I am indeed sick. Ah screw it.....

*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
 
2003-05-28 11:37:29 PM
I'd hit it.
 
2003-05-29 12:08:45 AM
(Fark Article Comments # 537781)

And I quote:


05-24-03 12:30:50 AM Amccomis

Hilary Duff (Lizzie McGuire) has major potential. She's only like 15, but Britney was 16 when she sang Baby Hit Me One More Time.

Bookmark my words... she'll have Farkers killing kittens very soon.


The prophet has spoken. :)
 
2003-05-29 01:34:40 AM
It accured to me that when my nephew is my age, he'll be on fark and a boobie link will show and it will be Ms. Duff. On that day, he becomes a man.

/really tired
 
2003-05-29 02:35:49 AM
Another fine pic...with Miranda.
 
2003-05-29 02:36:52 AM
http://www.geocities.com/thehilaryzone/castheader.JPG

Sorry pic didn't post...here's the link.
 
2003-05-29 02:38:47 AM
Cubansaltyballs

J.Lo is a horrible person. A year ago i waited on her and her party at the restaurant I worked at, she and her horrible people ate $3600 worth of food, and then left me a $50 dollar tip

I hope she gets hit by a car.

LOL....absolutly brilliant!!!!
 
2003-05-29 02:39:24 AM
One more time...
 
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