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(National Post)   15-year-old Disney star Hilary Duff denies having cosmetic surgery on her breasts. Breast expert says they are "suspiciously high." With pic   ( divider line
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2003-05-28 12:32:16 AM  
Does Duff not wear bras?
2003-05-28 12:32:51 AM  
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Mystery Revealed

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2003-05-28 12:33:03 AM  
CHRIST! She's 15! C'mon. We all have perky breasts when we're going through puberty. Geez.

I didn't. I have to make up for that now... somehow.
2003-05-28 12:34:33 AM  
That poster was specifically designed to focus the eyes' attention to her body. It's sick and disgusting... and pretty hot. Can't wait to see her in a threesome with the Olson Twins in about 3 or 4 years.
2003-05-28 12:34:40 AM  
U know, in Romeo and Juliet
Romeo was 18, and Juliet was...13!

just wanted to point out that

2003-05-28 12:34:44 AM  
Calisa>, there was an Lizzie McGuire epsiode where she and her friend LOOKED for their first bras... >.>

Yeah, I'm a teenage girl. So?
2003-05-28 12:34:53 AM  
In the poster, it looks like she's jumping. Which would make anyone's boobies "suspiciously high."
2003-05-28 12:35:05 AM  
Having seen the picture.
That is what you look like when your 15 infact for most to your mid twenties unless you have yucky big granny boobs
2003-05-28 12:35:31 AM  
Messed up tags. bah.
2003-05-28 12:36:02 AM  
I'll be in that, Askheaves, let's just throw in that chick from the Amanda Show to fill out the numbers a little, hey?
2003-05-28 12:37:01 AM  
FORMER Disney star

Apparently she couldn't afford realistic looking plastic surgery on the slave wages Disney was paying her...
2003-05-28 12:37:17 AM  
She's like Britney Spears, except without the whole "white trash whore" part.
2003-05-28 12:37:22 AM  
sidi: senior picking up freshmen is old man in a raincoat in training
2003-05-28 12:37:29 AM  
yummm, granny boobs are easy to handle.
2003-05-28 12:37:30 AM  
Dang, I miss those days when my boobs were perky.

/old enough to be this girl's mother
2003-05-28 12:38:31 AM  
What the HELL did you just say, Keelin?
2003-05-28 12:39:39 AM  
I can state this as I am 17 I would Hit Amanda Bynes and Hilary Duff with a side of Olsen Twins
2003-05-28 12:40:09 AM  
Oh, I get it. You're allowed to watch shiatty shows because you're a teenaged girl.
2003-05-28 12:40:25 AM  
Calisa, All I'm said is that, if she kept her bras from that episode, she wears bras. >_>
2003-05-28 12:40:52 AM  
*settles down next to Crank with some popcorn*

Awww yeahh. This is gonna be good.
2003-05-28 12:40:56 AM  
I remember the days when I didnt have to buy chicks.
2003-05-28 12:40:58 AM  
Brilliant work, Rdc.
2003-05-28 12:41:12 AM  
Oh. Right. High school senior. I was a little confused with the logic at first: "aren't, like, dirty old seniors and men in rain coats, like, one in the same?"
2003-05-28 12:41:16 AM  
heh heh
Romeo wasn't 18
2003-05-28 12:43:22 AM  
also worth noting: romeo was fictitious, and certainly not someone who you should model your relationships after. stop pedophilating before i get the hose.
2003-05-28 12:43:53 AM  
God, I feel like my parents. I don't know who any of these people are. Amanda Bynes? Hilary Duff? Aren't the Olsen
Twins toddlers?

It's apparent that I jumped off the teenie-bopper fashion train about the time Britney and Backstreet arrived. Are they still around?
2003-05-28 12:44:29 AM  
It's probably just a miracle bra. I mean they did an entire episode of her show about bras! Not that i've ever watched her show so that i could stare at her and imagine a world where it wasn't illegal.. wait i mean huh what?

/runs away
2003-05-28 12:44:44 AM  
THE OLSEN TWINS! There are some Playboy hoochies! but rich. Oh-so-rich.
2003-05-28 12:45:08 AM  

WALTER: "Fifteen-year-olds, Dude."

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2003-05-28 12:45:15 AM  
You know what I think is funny....this girl is selling her "good girl" image, just like christina aguilera did. Hopefully this girl will become a slut in a few years and make hundreds of men happy like C.Aguilera
2003-05-28 12:46:17 AM  
well I've been hearing for a while that hilary was aparently being set to fill the void the brittney will probably leave behind as she sucks more and more. The speculation into her breasts being real or not is just moving her closer to her goal.
2003-05-28 12:47:48 AM  
AbbyNormal this coming from someone who willingly associates with Slackware in her bio?

Oh wait. You're on my side. Carry on.
2003-05-28 12:47:58 AM  
I used to watch amanda on all that (dont ask why), but when she got her own show she started to umm.. sprout plums so to speak. was too scary.. now shes hot but still too young (i think, how old is she?)

oh well.. i like grannies actually.
2003-05-28 12:48:49 AM  
It's a movie poster, people. A Movie Poster! Anyone who thinks that there weren't hours of "retouching" done to the original photo is kidding themselves. In real life she's quite a bit "thicker" than that image, too. Of course her boobs were idealized. So were her hips, thighs, skin, hair, teeth, eyes, blah, blah, blah. The movie poster makin' people have been doing it this way for a loooong time and they aren't about to stop now.

2003-05-28 12:49:12 AM  
They, uhm... she looks like avril! O_O
2003-05-28 12:50:16 AM  
Elite, she's either 16 or 17. Legal in most states.
2003-05-28 12:51:05 AM  

2003-05-28 12:51:26 AM  
I'd hit it. I'm going to hell.
2003-05-28 12:51:33 AM  
"That's what I like about these high school girls, man...I keep gettin' older, they stay the same age.

2003-05-28 12:53:06 AM  

I took the which OS am I test, and the damn thing said debian linux. WTF? I am closer to a red hat linux or SCO unix guy than anything

That test sucks
2003-05-28 12:53:22 AM  
They're real! They're enhanced by bras/photo retouching!

Gimme a break, you guys. Regardless, as a 15 year old girl jumping up in a picture her boobs will be completely, 'udderly' perky. And by the time she turns 20 they'll be sitting where everybody else's are.
2003-05-28 12:53:56 AM  
Hopefully, this picture shows... these girls look like Satan. [image from too old to be available]
2003-05-28 12:54:11 AM  
Hillary Duff's b-day (according to is 28 September 1987. Which means she will be turning 16 in a few months.*

*I think...Mental math is not one of my strong points....Neither is legal hitting age.
2003-05-28 12:56:07 AM  
I'm 24 and my boobs are still perky.
But then I'm a guy.
2003-05-28 12:56:15 AM  
So was it really just the 20th century when we as a culture (American? Anglo? Northern European?) decided that humans become adults at 18 or 21? Why did we decide it was not acceptable for 15 year olds to marry and procreate? The female body gives a clear sign (anywhere from age 9-14 now) that it is biologically ready for breeding.

(I ask this from my own previous experience as a teenage girl, long ago.)
2003-05-28 12:56:22 AM  
Keelin: Hopefully, this picture shows... these girls look like Satan.

The good sort of Satan. They so want me.
2003-05-28 12:58:08 AM  
am I not suppose to be attracted to the 15 year old? i'm confused
2003-05-28 12:58:33 AM  
wow Abby is a total geek

2003-05-28 01:00:15 AM  
AbbyNormal I took the test and I ended up with Slackware too. Something is broken. I think I'm Windows 98. Lots of supposed features, a clunky interface that looks good in some ways and bad in others, and every once in a while a something brings me to a crashing halt for no reason.
2003-05-28 01:01:17 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

keep in mind im 17
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