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(National Post)   15-year-old Disney star Hilary Duff denies having cosmetic surgery on her breasts. Breast expert says they are "suspiciously high." With pic   (nationalpost.com) divider line 332
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2003-05-27 04:36:47 PM
"DUFF-man is thrusting the direction of the problem..."
 
2003-05-27 04:44:22 PM
Please tell me we're not linking to an article that has pictures focusing on a 15-year-old girl's breasts.
 
2003-05-27 04:45:13 PM
Whew.
 
2003-05-27 05:01:42 PM
Aren't 15 year old's breasts naturally "suspiciously high"?
 
2003-05-27 05:03:04 PM
The hatchet-job in the lawyer's office was submitted at almost the exact same time as this link.

Man rampages with hatchet in office, then says "Oops wrong office"
Farkers have clicked on the above link 20 times

15-year-old Disney star Hilary Duff denies having cosmetic surgery on her breasts. Breast expert says they are "suspiciously high." With pic
Farkers have clicked on the above link 135 times


It's obvious that over six times as many Farkers (or at least TF'ers) would rather try to see a 15-year-old's tits than read about a hatchet-wielding psycho. Wonder what that says about us?
 
2003-05-27 05:32:02 PM
HumbleGod
It's obvious that over six times as many Farkers (or at least TF'ers) would rather try to see a 15-year-old's tits than read about a hatchet-wielding psycho. Wonder what that says about us?

Well, I don't know about "us", but I'd certainly most rather see the 15-year-old's tits.
 
2003-05-27 05:34:26 PM
Maybe the topic of the article wasn't great, but the writing was sure funny.

"It's this pure and decent Duff, synonymous now with her onscreen alter ego, Lizzie, who was responsible for that hectic day of publicity in Toronto, culminating in a shriek-filled appearance at a local Wal-Mart (itself a standard-bearer of all that is good and right in the world)."

I still am unable to understand the type of behavior described in the article. People tripping over themselves, shaking, crying, just to get a glimpse of some chick that was in a movie and on TV.
 
2003-05-27 05:43:57 PM
I have to agree with Smegma here. If given the choice between seeing 15 year old boobies and reading about a crazy dude swinging a hatchet, I'd choose the former as well. It's not that both things aren't potentially interesting, it's just that one has a greater potential for good feelings than the other.
 
2003-05-27 06:12:56 PM
the article ventured that Lizzie's new-found bust might be a marketing ploy aimed at attracting "shifty-looking older men in raincoats" to the theatre.

sort of like the guys who wrote this article I imagine.

hmmm...reminds me...gotta get my rain coat back from the dry cleaners. hope they got the stains out.
 
2003-05-27 06:23:52 PM
So, now that she's not Lizzie McGuire anymore, how long do we have to wait before the inevitable "lad" magazine (Stuff, FHM, Maxim) cover?
 
2003-05-27 06:43:42 PM
Now, this is just sad. She's fifteen.
 
2003-05-27 06:46:45 PM
Yes, Sinatra, that's why there are laws. If no one wanted to shag teens, then we wouldn't need a law against it, would we?
 
2003-05-27 06:52:28 PM
 
2003-05-27 07:55:49 PM
"The hatchet-job in the lawyer's office was submitted at almost the exact same time as this link."

Now I have this mental picture of a hatchet weilding maniac doing breast enlargement surgery on a 15 year old girl.
 
J3
2003-05-28 12:01:32 AM
The pic in question is missing. In the interests of further analyzing this issue: the movie poster
 
2003-05-28 12:08:27 AM
You mean this? (The site you linked from has an anti-hotlinking image instead)
 
J3
2003-05-28 12:12:47 AM
yikes! so does yours! let's try this!
 
2003-05-28 12:13:07 AM
Where do I send my resume to become a breast expert?
 
2003-05-28 12:14:37 AM
Judging from the movie poster, it looks like she could have just hiked up the straps on her water bra a bit. Since when do teens need to be perkier?
 
2003-05-28 12:15:08 AM
Well, I now feel a lot worse about myself.
 
2003-05-28 12:17:29 AM
i'd hit it.

oh, wait. 15 years old!! jeebus!!!

/me runs away
 
2003-05-28 12:18:08 AM
christ that girl is fine. but i'm 18, you sickos.
/wishing he could be duffed
 
2003-05-28 12:18:09 AM
sadly, as many farkers will kill kittens to this article as to boobies links.

sik0s, the whole lot of ye.
 
2003-05-28 12:18:52 AM
...culminating in a shriek-filled appearance at a local Wal-Mart (itself a standard-bearer of all that is good and right in the world).

HA!
 
2003-05-28 12:19:55 AM
Okay, first and fore-most.....movie posters are air-brushed and photoshopped and fully manipulated. For example, Denise Richards has made it clear that it is not her ass in the "Undercover Brother" movie poster.....


Second of all, I find it strange that so few of us males are familiar with the "wonder bra". They wil make your boobs big, thus the name.

The ultimate case in point is Britney Spears. Her boobs are really fairly normal, it's what's she's wearing that creates the sensation.
 
2003-05-28 12:20:23 AM
Maybe here?
 
2003-05-28 12:20:31 AM
There is a copy of that movie poster at my local mall, where I work, so I see it every day. Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.
 
2003-05-28 12:20:40 AM
Lizzie McGuire had a reporter ask,
"Your boobies are fake, are those the facts ?";
When she heard what was asked by the son-of-a-gun,
She said, "You'll never know cause you'll never touch one."
 
2003-05-28 12:20:47 AM
I was gonna post that I wonder how long til a shot of her breasts would be posted, and how long til someone said they would hit it. However by the time I typed all that, both were already up.
farkin pervs.
=)
 
2003-05-28 12:21:22 AM
"god damn, i would totally love to DUFF her!"
"she probably has a nice DUFF."

haha yea thats what my buds and i say about her. pretty hot for 15! then again, you hafta wonder, was she one of those girls who's parents pushed and pushed her to become a child star? even with millions of dollars to boot, this girl probably hasnt had a normal childhood at all.
 
2003-05-28 12:21:29 AM
CHRIST! She's 15! C'mon. We all have perky breasts when we're going through puberty. Geez.
 
2003-05-28 12:23:30 AM
Here's a little tidbit to fuel the fire... In the not to distant past, 15 was prime marriage material. It's just in the past 50 or so years that anything under 18 was considered immorial.
 
2003-05-28 12:23:35 AM
05-28-03 12:21:29 AM Keelin
CHRIST! She's 15! C'mon. We all have perky breasts when we're going through puberty. Geez.


I know I did!

...what?
 
2003-05-28 12:23:42 AM
Arsenio was acting like a twelve year old when the Lizzie star said she was "obsessed with Hummers".
 
2003-05-28 12:23:42 AM
Skinink: niiiiice.
 
2003-05-28 12:23:45 AM
Being 15, almost 16, I can honestly say, I would hit that, and not just once. I must now find out where she will be working next consider her and Disney had a hollywood style divorce....
 
2003-05-28 12:25:26 AM
Oh bullshiat. You farkers that claim that thinking about a 15 year old's boobies is a terrible thing are full of it and you know it.

It wasn't so long ago, even in America, that 15 year olds were getting married. It apparently is legal in some states still.

Hell, check out It's a Wonderful Life, where Mary, says to George that she's 18 and wants to know if that's too old.

The point being, get of my farking head. There's a difference between thought and action.

And how old is YT? 15.
 
2003-05-28 12:25:42 AM
Uh, (since I still a minor) most girls around her age have boobies like that. Except for those abnormal girls with really big boobies.
 
2003-05-28 12:25:52 AM
JackTorrence:
What a bastard. >.>
 
2003-05-28 12:27:09 AM
Hi everyone!! I`m Erin Ledet! I`m 10 years old and I`m going to the 6th grade next year.I`m a big Lizzie McGuire Fan!! You will see updates on my website and pictures of me and Hilary Duff!! Have a blast!!

/Google search for "Hilary Duff"
 
2003-05-28 12:27:40 AM
Those look pretty good to me...not too fake...just right..mmm
 
2003-05-28 12:28:17 AM
I was wondering if those were digitally enhanced... i know it got me to consider seeing the movie, and im part of the "shifty-looking older men in raincoats" crowd.
 
2003-05-28 12:29:09 AM
randombob: getting married to other 15 year olds, or getting married to 20-something internet pervs?
 
2003-05-28 12:29:46 AM


here's another poster....
 
2003-05-28 12:29:53 AM
With the airbrushing, she looks older in the poster. Basically, I only feel sort of creepy saying that at 21. I'm somewhere between the "old man in a raincoat" and "senior picking up freshmen" groups.
 
2003-05-28 12:29:54 AM
GIS for Hilary Duff.
<--- No boobies Hilary.
 
2003-05-28 12:30:11 AM
Christy Romano is way hotter than Hillary Duff.

/has 4 kids and watches Disney Channel all the farking time
 
2003-05-28 12:31:17 AM
As a 15-year-old, I can (legally in most states) say that I would hit it.
 
2003-05-28 12:31:19 AM
Like that other chick Amanda Bynes - in her movie shes photographed alot more suggestive than on nick.
I saw an episode of her show, hoping for nick at night, and had to turn over pronto ---- ewwwww.

exhibit A.1

exhibit A.2

exhibit B
 
2003-05-28 12:31:34 AM
Thanks Keelin. You just made me want to cleanse my brain with draino to atone.
 
2003-05-28 12:32:16 AM
Does Duff not wear bras?
 
rdc
2003-05-28 12:32:51 AM


Mystery Revealed



Vote for Me: The Unvotable!
 
2003-05-28 12:33:03 AM
CHRIST! She's 15! C'mon. We all have perky breasts when we're going through puberty. Geez.

I didn't. I have to make up for that now... somehow.
 
2003-05-28 12:34:33 AM
That poster was specifically designed to focus the eyes' attention to her body. It's sick and disgusting... and pretty hot. Can't wait to see her in a threesome with the Olson Twins in about 3 or 4 years.
 
2003-05-28 12:34:40 AM
U know, in Romeo and Juliet
Romeo was 18, and Juliet was...13!

just wanted to point out that

/meh
 
2003-05-28 12:34:44 AM
Calisa>, there was an Lizzie McGuire epsiode where she and her friend LOOKED for their first bras... >.>

Yeah, I'm a teenage girl. So?
 
2003-05-28 12:34:53 AM
In the poster, it looks like she's jumping. Which would make anyone's boobies "suspiciously high."
 
2003-05-28 12:35:05 AM
Having seen the picture.
That is what you look like when your 15 infact for most to your mid twenties unless you have yucky big granny boobs
 
2003-05-28 12:35:31 AM
Messed up tags. bah.
 
2003-05-28 12:36:02 AM
I'll be in that, Askheaves, let's just throw in that chick from the Amanda Show to fill out the numbers a little, hey?
 
2003-05-28 12:37:01 AM
FORMER Disney star

Apparently she couldn't afford realistic looking plastic surgery on the slave wages Disney was paying her...
 
2003-05-28 12:37:17 AM
She's like Britney Spears, except without the whole "white trash whore" part.
 
2003-05-28 12:37:22 AM
sidi: senior picking up freshmen is old man in a raincoat in training
 
2003-05-28 12:37:29 AM
yummm, granny boobs are easy to handle.
 
2003-05-28 12:37:30 AM
Dang, I miss those days when my boobs were perky.

/old enough to be this girl's mother
 
2003-05-28 12:38:31 AM
What the HELL did you just say, Keelin?
 
2003-05-28 12:39:39 AM
I can state this as I am 17 I would Hit Amanda Bynes and Hilary Duff with a side of Olsen Twins
 
2003-05-28 12:40:09 AM
Oh, I get it. You're allowed to watch shiatty shows because you're a teenaged girl.
 
2003-05-28 12:40:25 AM
Calisa, All I'm said is that, if she kept her bras from that episode, she wears bras. >_>
 
2003-05-28 12:40:52 AM
*settles down next to Crank with some popcorn*

Awww yeahh. This is gonna be good.
 
2003-05-28 12:40:56 AM
I remember the days when I didnt have to buy chicks.
 
2003-05-28 12:40:58 AM
Brilliant work, Rdc.
 
2003-05-28 12:41:12 AM
Oh. Right. High school senior. I was a little confused with the logic at first: "aren't, like, dirty old seniors and men in rain coats, like, one in the same?"
 
2003-05-28 12:41:16 AM
Berb:
heh heh
Romeo wasn't 18
 
2003-05-28 12:43:22 AM
also worth noting: romeo was fictitious, and certainly not someone who you should model your relationships after. stop pedophilating before i get the hose.
 
2003-05-28 12:43:53 AM
God, I feel like my parents. I don't know who any of these people are. Amanda Bynes? Hilary Duff? Aren't the Olsen
Twins toddlers?

It's apparent that I jumped off the teenie-bopper fashion train about the time Britney and Backstreet arrived. Are they still around?
 
2003-05-28 12:44:29 AM
It's probably just a miracle bra. I mean they did an entire episode of her show about bras! Not that i've ever watched her show so that i could stare at her and imagine a world where it wasn't illegal.. wait i mean huh what?

/runs away
 
2003-05-28 12:44:44 AM
THE OLSEN TWINS! There are some Playboy hoochies! but rich. Oh-so-rich.
 
2003-05-28 12:45:08 AM

WALTER: "Fifteen-year-olds, Dude."


 
2003-05-28 12:45:15 AM
You know what I think is funny....this girl is selling her "good girl" image, just like christina aguilera did. Hopefully this girl will become a slut in a few years and make hundreds of men happy like C.Aguilera
 
2003-05-28 12:46:17 AM
well I've been hearing for a while that hilary was aparently being set to fill the void the brittney will probably leave behind as she sucks more and more. The speculation into her breasts being real or not is just moving her closer to her goal.
 
2003-05-28 12:47:48 AM
AbbyNormal this coming from someone who willingly associates with Slackware in her bio?

Oh wait. You're on my side. Carry on.
 
2003-05-28 12:47:58 AM
I used to watch amanda on all that (dont ask why), but when she got her own show she started to umm.. sprout plums so to speak. was too scary.. now shes hot but still too young (i think, how old is she?)

oh well.. i like grannies actually.
 
2003-05-28 12:48:49 AM
It's a movie poster, people. A Movie Poster! Anyone who thinks that there weren't hours of "retouching" done to the original photo is kidding themselves. In real life she's quite a bit "thicker" than that image, too. Of course her boobs were idealized. So were her hips, thighs, skin, hair, teeth, eyes, blah, blah, blah. The movie poster makin' people have been doing it this way for a loooong time and they aren't about to stop now.

BTDT
 
2003-05-28 12:49:12 AM
They, uhm... she looks like avril! O_O
 
2003-05-28 12:50:16 AM
Elite, she's either 16 or 17. Legal in most states.
 
2003-05-28 12:51:05 AM
OMG OMG OMG AVRIL ROXXXX!11111111

SK8TR BOI RULEZ!!!!
 
2003-05-28 12:51:26 AM
I'd hit it. I'm going to hell.
 
2003-05-28 12:51:33 AM
"That's what I like about these high school girls, man...I keep gettin' older, they stay the same age.

Alright..."
 
2003-05-28 12:53:06 AM
AbbyNormal

I took the which OS am I test, and the damn thing said debian linux. WTF? I am closer to a red hat linux or SCO unix guy than anything

That test sucks
 
2003-05-28 12:53:22 AM
They're real! They're enhanced by bras/photo retouching!

Gimme a break, you guys. Regardless, as a 15 year old girl jumping up in a picture her boobs will be completely, 'udderly' perky. And by the time she turns 20 they'll be sitting where everybody else's are.
 
2003-05-28 12:53:56 AM
Hopefully, this picture shows... these girls look like Satan.
 
2003-05-28 12:54:11 AM
Hillary Duff's b-day (according to www.imdb.com) is 28 September 1987. Which means she will be turning 16 in a few months.*

*I think...Mental math is not one of my strong points....Neither is legal hitting age.
 
2003-05-28 12:56:07 AM
I'm 24 and my boobs are still perky.
But then I'm a guy.
 
2003-05-28 12:56:15 AM
So was it really just the 20th century when we as a culture (American? Anglo? Northern European?) decided that humans become adults at 18 or 21? Why did we decide it was not acceptable for 15 year olds to marry and procreate? The female body gives a clear sign (anywhere from age 9-14 now) that it is biologically ready for breeding.

(I ask this from my own previous experience as a teenage girl, long ago.)
 
2003-05-28 12:56:22 AM
Keelin: Hopefully, this picture shows... these girls look like Satan.

The good sort of Satan. They so want me.
 
2003-05-28 12:58:08 AM
am I not suppose to be attracted to the 15 year old? i'm confused
 
2003-05-28 12:58:33 AM
wow Abby is a total geek

Alright!!
:)
 
2003-05-28 01:00:15 AM
AbbyNormal I took the test and I ended up with Slackware too. Something is broken. I think I'm Windows 98. Lots of supposed features, a clunky interface that looks good in some ways and bad in others, and every once in a while a something brings me to a crashing halt for no reason.
 
2003-05-28 01:01:17 AM


keep in mind im 17
 
2003-05-28 01:03:24 AM
culminating in a shriek-filled appearance at a local Wal-Mart (itself a standard-bearer of all that is good and right in the world)

As soon as I saw this crap in the article, I closed the window, what a bunch of garbage....
 
2003-05-28 01:03:45 AM
Why did we decide it was not acceptable for 15 year olds to marry and procreate?

Because "we" started moving off the farms and into the factories. Factory workers organized for better wages, and then campaigned to put the teenagers into school for longer and longer periods to keep the wages up. There are other factors too, but that's a big reason why it all happened when it did. So instead of getting married and settling down in their teens, kids stay children on into their twenties.
 
2003-05-28 01:06:37 AM
BrotherLove

You know whats kind of weird, I grew up in Mississippi, and when i was in junior high, it was completely normal for the 14-16 year old girls to bring their kids to football and basketball games...
 
2003-05-28 01:06:53 AM
BrotherLove it's always kind of strange to see children in old paintings...they're done as miniature adults (not what they actually looked like). Wasn't it around Elizibethan times where painters suddenly started drawing them the way they actually look?
 
2003-05-28 01:08:35 AM
Today on the radio, NPR, during a promo for upcoming interview or something, they half-jokingly suggested the age when people turn from kids into adults is 26.

Twenty six? How about 16?
 
2003-05-28 01:09:31 AM
AnotherJenny, after reading that, I have a feeling that I would really, really hate to meet this girl's parents. Or her manager, though they're probably one and the same.

I just have a hard time believing a fifteen year old gets paid a million dollars and then decides to quit the company that's paying her. Are there really all that many starring movie roles for fifteen year olds?
 
2003-05-28 01:10:40 AM
RandomBob actually, I doubt I'll feel like an "adult" at 26. Kind of a slippery idea, but I barely feel like I'm qualified to live on my own, and I've been doing it for three years now.
 
2003-05-28 01:10:50 AM
Uh sure, I've got quite a few movie series she could star in.
 
2003-05-28 01:11:26 AM
Azraelot

One day this chick will join the Culkin club....the one where they sit around and talk about how their parents screwed them out of their money, and now they are talentless hacks begging for work at a footlocker in a crappy mall in Wisconsin
 
2003-05-28 01:12:06 AM
I wish mine were suspiciously high.. after 2 breastfed kids though it's just a dream.. do they make clear duct tape? maybe that would help..
 
2003-05-28 01:13:09 AM
 
2003-05-28 01:13:21 AM
Exick, I don't know, mass murder always leaves me feeling warm and tingley...

How about a nekkid (insert acceptable age here) female swinging a hatchet around?

BrotherLove, Big Orange Cat, waaaaayyyy back in the Good Old Days (2000bc [argument's sake]-1600's ad], most women were married or considered able to be married and have kids at 9. Until around 1850, 15 or 16. Why? Because back then, people died more often and younger; the sooner they marry, the sooner you get babies.

However, as expectency (sp? I'm really tired...) increased, so did the idea of a "legal age"; since living to be older meant plenty of time to mature and learn more, since you weren't expected to die at age 28.

Look at Japan, until 1992, they didn't HAVE a legal age. Why? It was unspoken that, by the time children are old enough to procreate, they are old enough to make the right decisions. I'm going to guess that the reason it was even made (twelve or thirteen, I think) is because of pressure from the international community and probably a bunch of human rights groups.

Whew, I need more coffee.

/rant
 
2003-05-28 01:13:25 AM
Ill take debian over slackware any day - at least until slackintosh becomes and official port
 
2003-05-28 01:14:05 AM
According to ageofconsent.com, in four months Miss Duff will be legal to fark if you (and her) are in Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Conneticut, D.C., Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa (possibly legal now), Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina (IS legal now), South Dakota, Vermont, West Virginia, and Wyoming.

thppt!
 
2003-05-28 01:15:09 AM
Sidi, there's a difference of perspective.

At the age of 42, I find myself talking to yutes such as yourself and not understanding why other folks think of me as old or middle aged. I still want to know what I am going to be when I grow up.

But do I think that kids at the age of 13 on up are capable of adult thinking, and adult decisions, and are in fact adults when we need them to be? Sometimes yes. Sometimes no.

But hell Sidi, lots of they folks fighting in Iraq were much younger than you. Pilots in Iraq are probably 22 and on up. So I understand your not feeling like an adult at 26, but hell man, if you needed to be....

Read some classic literature and find out the historic ages of our heroes.
 
2003-05-28 01:16:12 AM
The Olsen twins are not really all that. The other two aformentioned girls are too young. And I, as usual...

/have nothin'
 
2003-05-28 01:16:25 AM
Probably should have said "or" Wyoming, huh?

Lizzie Borden could've done it. Lizzie McGuire? Doubtful.
 
2003-05-28 01:18:01 AM
I skimmed the thread really quick, and aside from all the comments (which one would consider perverted in these most Puritan of times) I noticed no one pointed this out:

In a sense, she's already something of a mini-J.Lo.

Isn't that like the kiss of death? I'm absolutely positive that, once their thorough raping of Casablanca hits theaters, J-Lo and B-Lo will be done and finished. Comparing this future Playmate the J-Lo is kind of like foreshadowing the fate of the fish right as it bites on the hook.
 
2003-05-28 01:18:13 AM
RandomBob yeah. I just don't think there's a magical age where you grow up. I think I was handling alcohol fairly well at 18/19...and I find it strange that all of a sudden society said it was ok a couple months back. But I certainly don't feel responsible enough for marriage or kids, and don't think I'll be ready any time soon.
 
2003-05-28 01:18:43 AM

He'd hit it...


not me though.
 
2003-05-28 01:18:57 AM
"HagarTheHorrible: According to ageofconsent.com, in four months Miss Duff will be legal to fark if you (and her) are in .........Rhode Island........

thppt!"


Woohooo!! I'm half way there!
 
2003-05-28 01:19:42 AM
What about Massachusetts?
 
2003-05-28 01:20:15 AM
...culminating in a shriek-filled appearance at a local Wal-Mart (itself a standard-bearer of all that is good and right in the world).

Anybody else crap themselves from laughing at this part?
 
2003-05-28 01:20:31 AM
J.Lo is a horrible person. A year ago i waited on her and her party at the restaurant I worked at, she and her horrible people ate $3600 worth of food, and then left me a $50 dollar tip

I hope she gets hit by a car
 
2003-05-28 01:21:30 AM
I think all posts from here on out need to have a part A and a part B. Part A being about 15 year old boobies and part B being about linux...

/i wish
 
2003-05-28 01:22:48 AM
"According to ageofconsent.com, in four months Miss Duff will be legal to fark if you (and her) are in... Maine... "

Really? That's, ummmmmmmm, interesting.
 
2003-05-28 01:23:48 AM
o/~ Lizzie Borden took an axe, gave her mother 40 whacks. When she saw what she had done, she gave her father 41! o/~
 
2003-05-28 01:24:55 AM
Nostrafarkus

As soon as I saw this crap in the article, I closed the window, what a bunch of garbage....

I believe that the writer was employing a little thing called "irony"...but I've been wrong before

no wait I haven't
 
2003-05-28 01:31:18 AM
Unix & Granny Tits: Old and Busted

Linux & 15 Year Old Boobies: New Hotness
 
2003-05-28 01:31:40 AM
This is, of course, EXACTLY what that poster was meant to provoke. Does anyone really, honestly believe that whatever ad exec OKed that poster, did so without the thought ever speculating about the merest idea of crossing his mind that it might be exciting for people who were 18+? I don't think so. The "adult" guys are SUPPOSED to look at it and think "Mmmm. Me hit." And then they feel guilty. And then they feel Naughty. And Naughty is a hell of a lot more likely to sell movie tickets than Prudish.
 
2003-05-28 01:37:07 AM
I'd hit it if i was in Hawaii.

(Fair game is at least 14 years old.)
 
2003-05-28 01:40:16 AM
Oh, I like to think 20 degrees above horizontal is a starter. 30-45 degrees downright perky!
 
2003-05-28 01:40:18 AM
Degree: 98.6
Subject: female
Passing grade: "C"
 
2003-05-28 01:40:19 AM
Bullitt - Bring back the show! I watched a few episodes tonite. I wish it never got canceled.



/family guy rules!
 
2003-05-28 01:48:48 AM
yawwwn...i've already killed many a kitten to ms. duff's image and i sure as fark don't feel bad about it. she's smoking hot, she's making millions, i gotta get something out of this.
 
2003-05-28 01:54:52 AM
 
2003-05-28 01:55:16 AM
come on, everyone knows that amanda bynes is the way hotter jailbait girl. she was on craig kilborne's show a while back, i absolutely could not look away. thankfully, she's 17, so i don't feel too dirty about it.
 
2003-05-28 01:58:01 AM
man, malcolm gets all the underage chix0rz.

 
2003-05-28 01:59:03 AM
frankie munez or whatever his name is, = the next ashton kutcher :\
 
2003-05-28 02:00:54 AM
Blazeit--does that mean that in a few years we'll be subjected to hearing dan savage's bondage fantasies about him and whoever the next brad pitt is?
 
2003-05-28 02:01:18 AM
Stubblyhead but he also that krelboyne girl say she would never have sex with him again if he rammed a car...
 
2003-05-28 02:03:55 AM
oh yeah, cynthia. speaking of teenagers' tits, hers sure did pop up in a hurry. i haven't watched the show this season really, though. i always thought francis' wife was pretty hot.
 
2003-05-28 02:06:17 AM
Is Frankie Muniz related to Timothy Hutton? (the answer is no)
 
2003-05-28 02:07:05 AM
But I see the same receding hairline in Frankie's future....
 
2003-05-28 02:08:29 AM
hes the next gary coleman!


(frankie)
 
2003-05-28 02:08:44 AM
Cke-gt-

Mmmmm, that FRankie Muniz. *melt*

....
 
2003-05-28 02:09:34 AM
*Psst!* Join me for the Revolution! Pass it on!
 
2003-05-28 02:10:24 AM
keelin = pleez tell me ur a girl, and not a nasty old man w/ a raincoat :)
 
2003-05-28 02:11:12 AM
Blazeit

if Keelin was a guy, he might be a priest
 
2003-05-28 02:13:07 AM



Hit it?
 
2003-05-28 02:13:15 AM
hazaa...my generation's downfall is complete!
 
2003-05-28 02:18:12 AM
cant joke bout priests, my priest was actually busted. Along w/ a cop at a local school.



(shudder)
 
2003-05-28 02:23:50 AM
Blazeit Indeed I am. A girl, I mean.
 
2003-05-28 02:39:25 AM
Keelin, what Frankie was in that picture? I didn't even notice. Let me check again. Oh yeah, he's the one with the fledgling torpedoes aimed at him.
 
2003-05-28 02:41:18 AM
HumbleGod

It's obvious that over six times as many Farkers (or at least TF'ers) would rather try to see a 15-year-old's tits than read about a hatchet-wielding psycho. Wonder what that says about us?

Better question: what would it say about us if it were the other way around?
 
2003-05-28 02:42:22 AM
I gotta watch what I say around here. Just the other day we were discussing the skank factor of Britney and I pose the question of just how long it would take for Lizzie McGuire to slut out. Apparently not long. I'm a freaking prophet!
 
2003-05-28 02:52:01 AM
Excuse me but who the hell is this biatch??? Is she farking Canadian or something?

And what the fark are you farking people talking about? Oh it figures a bunch of farking nerds would talk about a 15 year old tits.

Oh and I see the attention whores have jacked this thread. Geeks attracted to 15 year old tits are always the easiest targets.
 
2003-05-28 02:54:01 AM
i'd hit frankie muniz, but then again, he's my age.
 
2003-05-28 03:12:36 AM
Well, no one seems especially interested in the original topic, but I thought I'd just chime in with my theory. It's a disney smear job. Disney (the most evil company evar) and Miss Duff's agents and lawyers have a falling out. Disney then proceeds to attempt to smear Miss Duff. Happens all the time. Nothing to see here (certainly not any fake fake 15 year old boobies) move along.
 
2003-05-28 03:17:02 AM
Let me guess, there is a timer on internet counting down to her 18th as well?
 
2003-05-28 03:20:57 AM
i'm speaking as someone who just recently left their teenage years kicking and screaming...

but...

shouldn't anyone who hasn't left high school yet be forbidden from this site? how can we bask in the jaded, geek-chic sports bar setting that is FARK with all of these kids on here who hare Ms. Duff's age? you guys need to stop watching MTV and live a few years away from your parents in order to be able to comment on...

f.uck, i'm pretty drunk

ignore me

/hiccup
 
2003-05-28 03:21:45 AM
there is no duff . . . only ZUUL
 
2003-05-28 03:25:46 AM
I guess it would be innappropriate to start discussing the fluid dynamics of semi-viscous pnuematics in this thread.

Try doing heat-mass transfer problems to take your mind off it.
 
2003-05-28 03:27:20 AM
Shumz

I too lived on the Gulf Coast at one point. It just sucked too bad there. And my school sucked, All my friends that still live there are all working at this dominoes pizza, smokin weed, and shaggin underage chicks...still
 
2003-05-28 03:28:14 AM
I am Gozer, bow down minion!
 
2003-05-28 03:47:43 AM
R.Kelly surrenders....lol no seriously folks shes a kid for trogdors sake! Shes supposed to have perky lil noobie kenoobies until she fills out...well that is IF SHE FILLS OUT. Small boobs are cool tho .I love how they look in those gap sweaters...tho I could be some kind of small boob perv.
 
2003-05-28 03:51:44 AM
 
2003-05-28 03:53:24 AM
Much like Ms. Duff's breasts, I too am suspiciously high.

FREE TOMMY CHONG!
 
2003-05-28 03:54:26 AM
Boioioioioioioioioioing!
 
2003-05-28 04:00:12 AM

I see London, I see France....
 
2003-05-28 04:07:38 AM
Some part of me had prayed she was older than fifteen. Oh god, how dirty I feel.
 
2003-05-28 04:16:37 AM
It's obvious that over six times as many Farkers (or at least TF'ers) would rather try to see a 15-year-old's tits than read about a hatchet-wielding psycho. Wonder what that says about us?


I can relate to 15 yearold with breasts better than hatchet-wielding psycho.
 
2003-05-28 04:16:56 AM
She's 15? Nice boobsicles, but I'm not into older women...
/hiding IP address
 
2003-05-28 04:18:01 AM
Are her breasts suspiciously high?
or are the breast experts?
or the suspicions of them?
or their expectitations?
 
2003-05-28 04:35:45 AM
what are they poking her in the eyes or something? Yoooz peples need to get a reality check. She's frikin 15, idjits!
 
2003-05-28 04:45:08 AM
Hey space geeks...
Huntsville just said "Boobie" on the space to ground 1 loop. First broadcast boobie reference in space. Yay Humans!!!
 
2003-05-28 04:55:32 AM
she is jumping, she is wearing a low-on-the-hip skirt (extending her torso), her chin is down and shoulders up (shortening appearance of neck), and it is shot from thigh level. cameras don't lie, but they do mislead. photoshop lies.
 
2003-05-28 05:35:27 AM
I don't give a flying fark about her age. She is a female, she is nubile and thus of child baring age. She looks hot and our minds were made with a function to imagine lustfully. My point is I'd hit it. And the Amanda chick too.
10 Fark points to the first person that photoshops bigger breasts on Ms. Duff

And no I'm not sick. I am a male and am therefore not responsible for my actions.
/not so obvious sarcasm
 
2003-05-28 06:08:40 AM
Narking_Futs
She is a female, she is nubile and thus of child baring age.

Freud would have a heyday here...
 
2003-05-28 06:17:33 AM
Wouldn't hit it, due to certain LAWS that are in effect.
 
2003-05-28 06:22:56 AM
wow I just clicked on this link and like .2 seconds later on tv some news lady was talking about her. Anyways I can't wait till shes 18 and out of money so she'll pose in some sluty porn mag
 
2003-05-28 07:03:26 AM
"she started to umm.. sprout plums so to speak. was too scary.."

if she started to sprout plums in the British sense of the word, that would have been really scary...
 
2003-05-28 07:11:31 AM
Right now she is of the age (and body type) where she can enter the teen comedies although most of the females in them are 19-25 ...

The next challenge is whether she can start commanding Reese Witherspoon-type salaries (isn't she getting 10-15M for Legally Blonde 2??)
 
2003-05-28 07:13:25 AM
Scary. She shouldn't look like that. Not the boobies, mind you. She shouldn't look like she's old enough to hit. Now one of you 15 year olds get out there, hit it, and tell us how it was. No pictures till she's legal.
 
2003-05-28 07:14:04 AM
Hillary Duff= i'd hit it
Christy Carlson Romano= i'd hit it
Amanda Bynes= i'd hit it
im 14 so its not crazy like pineapple or anything, even tho CCR is 18
 
2003-05-28 07:54:08 AM

Whoa. I've got kids her age. And with that, I turn you over to my rotten-to-the-core, Kleenex-and-lotion-stealing 13-year old son, Nick:

Hi, farkers. I'm Nick, and I'd hit it!

 
2003-05-28 07:56:34 AM
Creeeeeeeepppppppyyyyyyyyy...
 
2003-05-28 07:57:32 AM
Hmm. I see nothing suspicious on that photo. Her torso is twisted a bit while she turns toward the camera. She looks like a healthy young lady to me :)
 
2003-05-28 07:57:36 AM
aimed at attracting "shifty-looking older men in raincoats" to the theatre.


I am SO there !!!!
 
2003-05-28 08:01:39 AM
05-28-03 07:14:04 AM Hauntr888

Hillary Duff= i'd hit it
Christy Carlson Romano= i'd hit it
Amanda Bynes= i'd hit it
im 14 so its not crazy like pineapple or anything, even tho CCR is 18


Creedence Clearwater Revival is only 18? WTF
 
2003-05-28 08:02:42 AM
The truth about Wal-Mart

Sorry, this should prolly be in a different thread, but that crap about being "all that is good and right in the world" got me fired up.
 
2003-05-28 08:03:12 AM
Who cares? Disney and Fox both know their target well: Pedophiles.
 
2003-05-28 08:04:49 AM

Yep, those boobies were Photoshopped.

But I like my women full-grown and able to make decisions based on rationality and logic, not on what the literary geniuses at Tiger Beat tell her to think. (Yes, there are women who are rational and logical. They're just a lot harder to find than your average bubble-brained girly-girl.)

 
2003-05-28 08:06:18 AM
LOL
The GIS for "Hilary Duffy"'s 1st couple entries have been farked


you sick bast-*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
 
2003-05-28 08:20:04 AM
Hillary Duff = cute but too young = tag and release
 
2003-05-28 08:35:32 AM
Dreadstar: "Tag and release" LOL LOL LOL Good one!
 
2003-05-28 08:40:21 AM
Jeez, what a perfect thread for the AWs to come out...



cough*cal*cough*is*cough*a
 
2003-05-28 08:42:02 AM
Sooo... wait three years and hit it?
 
2003-05-28 08:48:29 AM
I'd hit any of the aforementioned. I'm older than'em, but I'm a guy and I'm honest.

Darknerd, we're talkin' about sex, not going out or marriage. If you limit your action to logical women only, good luck to you!
 
2003-05-28 08:50:24 AM
I've actually met her. Gues what? That pic is enhanced.
 
2003-05-28 08:57:49 AM
Jeebus...why pay for that crap when she should do what most 13-15 year old girls do..Get a good push up bra and stuff with klinex. Saves money and basicaly same effect. She is good looking either way (i'm 16)
 
2003-05-28 08:59:26 AM
I'd show Hilary Duff, Amanda Bynes, the Olson Twins(double your pleasure), and Christy Romano why I'm called the Impaler.
I personally think it's a travesty to keep the "legal age of consent" at 18. Even my (28-year old)wife agrees that, with young WOMEN maturing at earlier ages (scientifically shown to be due to ingesting pseudo-estrogen from plastics), the law should drop a couple years.. like to 16. Girls are physically maturing at a faster rate than ever before. Why aren't the facts viewed and used to balance the laws? In the meantime.. I'll keep enjoying the view.
 
2003-05-28 09:01:25 AM
Can you say "publicity stunt"? Good! I knew you could!
 
2003-05-28 09:05:43 AM


These Olsen Twins dolls look so lifelike.
 
2003-05-28 09:08:04 AM
this author is sick!!!! she's fifteen!!!!

this guy should be arrested!!!!
 
2003-05-28 09:10:16 AM
My girlfriend loves that show. That girl is way too hot for her age. Makes me cry.
 
2003-05-28 09:20:10 AM
She's 16, right>
 
2003-05-28 09:22:42 AM
Right. Let's just arrest everyone who ever had an indecent thought about some hot-ass 15 or 16 year-old. See you in prison, bud. We'll have a Farkers support group - we can run the place.
 
2003-05-28 09:24:43 AM
Golly, I give up--beauty is beauty.
 
2003-05-28 09:27:41 AM
bahhhaha
The Dark Crystal.

gelllfllinnnggg??
 
2003-05-28 09:28:16 AM
I'm surprised no one has come up with a Hillary Duff countdown site, a la the numerous Olsen twins countdown sites.

To those who think looking (never mind doing other things) at a U17 girl is sick sick sick:

If you looked at Hillary Duff and didn't know her age, what would you think?

In the mall or other public forums, do you gawk at girls you find pretty, or do you run up to them to ensure they are 18 and over?
 
2003-05-28 09:32:03 AM
Farkers have clicked on this link 26660 times

But still, nobody ever looks at underaged girls. There's what society wants to be, and then there's what society really IS. I'll leave which is which as an exercise for the reader.
 
2003-05-28 09:34:46 AM
Definite Wonderbra.

Also, Frankie Muniz should have stayed 12. He is a good actor, but seems to have been afflicted by the Fred Savage/Macaulay Culkin child-actor-turned-fugly syndrome....

*shudder*
 
2003-05-28 09:35:18 AM
I'd Duff it.

/jailbait
 
2003-05-28 09:47:54 AM
I'd hit it duffie style.
 
2003-05-28 10:06:28 AM
05-28-03 01:08:35 AM RandomBob
Today on the radio, NPR, during a promo for upcoming interview or something, they half-jokingly suggested the age when people turn from kids into adults is 26.
Twenty six? How about 16?


That story was in yahoo news; basically it said that on average these days, 26 is the age at which people have done all the things 'adults' are supposed to do (or maybe it meant that 26 was the age people think these things ought to be done, not sure). Youve finished college, moved out of your parents house, gotten a full time job, gotten married, and had a kid.
Your thing about 16 being adult was a joke, though, right?
 
2003-05-28 10:06:44 AM
What I'm thinking is so wrong.
 
2003-05-28 10:14:02 AM
Her bodyguard is Yale-educated? Is that a new major?

Besides, I've seen those guys try to play sports, and they're no threat to anyone but themselves.
 
2003-05-28 10:17:31 AM
I'd hit it and hire a good lawyer.

Not like she'd give my old ass a chance to do so anywhere other than in my fantasies though.
 
2003-05-28 10:23:39 AM
Guys, the physical maturity of girls doesn't really have much to do with what the age of consent should be. It doesn't make them mentally any more mature, and that's the problem. A child under 18 is still a minor, which means that if she gets pregnant and has a baby, that baby becomes the responsibility of the grandparents. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want a kid with a kid (reason #4,627 I'm not having kids). Everybody wants to have sex before the age of consent (and a lot of people do), but hell.....kids in college have trouble remembering to use birth control. It's quite a huge thing to expect of a 15 year old.
 
2003-05-28 10:30:01 AM
Let Nature take its course, Hil......I'm certain that they will be fantastic without help.


That gal is going to be something to behold when she is around 20 years old.
 
2003-05-28 10:37:56 AM
what pictures? The only pic is a headshot!
 
2003-05-28 10:48:28 AM
She is one beautiful woman. I try to chastise myself for admiring her features, but it's impossible to resist my natural urges. And 5 years isn't too big of a difference.


Stunning = Hillary Duff.

I don't know if I'd sleep with her, but I'd sure go out with her.
 
2003-05-28 10:55:57 AM
Someone mentioned how Amanda Bynes is hot...For years, I've had a boner for one of my wife's buddies. Not long ago, we went to the movies and they showed a preview for the movie where Amanda goes to France or whatever.

Both of us turned to eachother and said "that's so-and-so!" They look exactly alike. Freaky. Except of course my wife's buddy is 25 and not 15 or whatever.


/riveting story innit
 
2003-05-28 11:01:04 AM
Anyone find pictures of the older sister they mentioned in the article?
 
2003-05-28 11:01:57 AM
Two words: Wonder Bra
 
2003-05-28 11:17:21 AM
They do not look "suspiciously high" at the premiere, nor in the poster (have the dumbasses in the article never seen 15-year-old boobies before?)



And, earlier in the year, thanks to Wonderbra:



Just for good measure:



Personally, I can't wait till she hits her Maxim/FHM stride.
 
2003-05-28 11:30:08 AM
Old enough to pee
old enough for me.
 
2003-05-28 11:30:46 AM
If there is grass on the field,
play ball.
 
2003-05-28 11:31:19 AM
Hollywood knows we love cute, little sexyt women. Why else do these little hotties make it big?

/yes the last line has 2 meanings.
 
2003-05-28 11:32:01 AM
Old enough to read,
old enough to bleed.


Ok i'll stop.
 
2003-05-28 11:40:28 AM
If there's grass on the field.....PLAY BALL!
 
2003-05-28 11:40:42 AM
Farkers, of all people, should appreciate the wonderful things that can be done with Photoshop.

Why smoosh 'em into a rocket bra for a standard photo, when you can so easily (and legally) manipulate them digitally, er, electronically?
 
2003-05-28 11:43:14 AM
Didnt read four posts up...Im a
 
2003-05-28 11:43:38 AM
Sick farks, all of yers!
 
2003-05-28 11:44:20 AM
Thats OK Isuldirs you can complete this one for me "Old enough to count
Old enough to m _ _ _ t"
 
2003-05-28 11:47:20 AM
Man, it's taken a long long time to get to the first "dirty old man" thread of the week.
 
2003-05-28 12:01:04 PM
So my girlfriend came in today and started packing her bags. I said "Honey, what are you doing?" She said "I talked with a friend of mine today and she said you're a sick pedophile!"

"Pedophile?" I said. "Wow, that's a pretty big word for a 12-year old."

/ashamed that he laughs at that joke
 
2003-05-28 12:07:25 PM
I'd Hit it then stay around for a while and hit itagain. And then say around a while and hit it a third time
 
2003-05-28 12:12:01 PM
Skel: Who said anything about marriage??? ARGH! Been there, done THAT, never again!
 
2003-05-28 12:13:17 PM
Her shirt in that first photo looks like it is made with Lite Bright pegs. I want one! (probably costs $400 mutter mutter mutter)
 
2003-05-28 12:13:55 PM
Hey, y'all! The age of consent in Indiana is 16! Weeeeeee!
 
2003-05-28 12:16:24 PM
I must say that I am anticipating HER turning 18 much more than the farking Olsen twins. I want to do dirty dirty things to miss McGuire. But I must keep in mind...


15 WILL GET YOU 30
 
2003-05-28 12:25:13 PM
Darknerd

Hey, y'all! The age of consent in Indiana is 16! Weeeeeee!


Yeah, but don't "y'all" also make it a rule to only fark family members and/or farm animals?

;)
 
2003-05-28 12:37:55 PM
Andreas: No, only other people's sisters. And no farm animals - assholes too high, fvckers run too fast!

:-D

 
2003-05-28 12:43:41 PM
POey

Don't sweat it. If your husband is worth his salt, he figures that into how desirable you are. A "hot chick" is a neighborhood pickup game. Fun for the short-term, but tiresome in the long-term... Devoted wives are multi-season championships. Rewarding. Day-to-day, I'd rather wear the bowl ring.
 
2003-05-28 01:08:26 PM
Indiana law defines "virgin" as "a nine-year-old who can run faster than her brother."
 
2003-05-28 01:10:07 PM
 
2003-05-28 01:15:54 PM
"Tag and Release" thats priceless.
 
2003-05-28 01:20:52 PM
Can't get enough of that wonderful duff!
 
2003-05-28 01:25:21 PM
Did somebody say...

"suspiciously high"?
 
2003-05-28 01:25:38 PM
Only about 20K more hits on that site and it will make the Top Links on Fark list.


Pedophiles, UNITE!
 
2003-05-28 01:28:36 PM
"Shizzle my Duffizzle, nizzle!"
 
2003-05-28 01:32:27 PM

"Hell yeah!"
 
2003-05-28 01:56:20 PM
If the plumbing is installed, you're ready to move in!

...or something
 
2003-05-28 02:15:40 PM
if there's grass on the field, play ball! Or so I've heard... ahem.
 
2003-05-28 02:19:54 PM
8 to 80, blind crippled or crazy...
 
2003-05-28 02:36:29 PM
Don't worry people, I've been successfully programmed to not find females in any way attractive until the second they turn 18. Looking at a 17 year old girl is exactly the same to me as looking at a board.

When exactly did pedophilia change from meaning sexual attraction to prepubescant children to pretty much even acknowledging the existance of anyone under 18 years of age?
 
2003-05-28 02:38:17 PM
*shudder* This thread reminds me of bring a teen and having nasty drooling old men try and talk to me. If you only knew how much you and your comments would make this girl want to puke ........ewwwwwww. For shame!
 
2003-05-28 02:39:15 PM
being a teen even
 
2003-05-28 02:44:48 PM
When exactly did pedophilia change from meaning sexual attraction to prepubescant children to pretty much even acknowledging the existance of anyone under 18 years of age?

It didn't. Not according to psychologists, anyway. Technically, a pedophile is still a person who is attracted to prepubescent boys and/or girls. But socially people apply the term to anyone who is sexually interested in someone under 18 as a pejorative name, which should be about as literal as calling them a "cradle robber."
 
2003-05-28 02:45:37 PM
Mckenna: you are my god.
 
2003-05-28 02:47:58 PM
If you only knew how much you and your comments would make this girl want to puke ........ewwwwwww.

i'm sure she's totally hot for 18-24 year old guys. and, a lot of young women like old men too. sean connery, harrison ford, doesn't matter that they're almost 60, they want em.
 
2003-05-28 02:48:20 PM
She can puke all she wants, so long as she doesn't gag on my stick. She looks skilled, though ;). Damn.. I'm sick, but someone's gotta be.
 
2003-05-28 02:50:43 PM
Although this chick dosen't do anything for me, I fail to see what the big deal is. Maybe it's an American thing or something. Some 15 year old chick has boobies, I just don't get what all the fuss is about. It's like people feel the need to prove they aren't humping kids by pointing out that they aren't attracted in any way to girls under 18.

"*shudder* This thread reminds me of bring a teen and having nasty drooling old men try and talk to me. If you only knew how much you and your comments would make this girl want to puke ........ewwwwwww. For shame! "

She picked the wrong line of work then.
 
2003-05-28 02:54:00 PM
And with all the make-up and lighting and airbrushing and whatnot I can't tell how old any of these Hollywood people are supposed to be anymore. 15? 30? They all look the same to me.
 
2003-05-28 03:19:16 PM
She picked the wrong line of work then.

Heh, how dare she work for DISNEY ......shoulda known she would have had all the kids PARENTS wanting to fark her!

a lot of young women like old men too. sean connery, harrison ford, doesn't matter that they're almost 60, they want em.

i don't know about that, when i was a teen it was our mothers who liked those particular men, never us .... now that i am thirty they are STILL to old for me to find sexually attractive ......nice looking for their age but sex? Nah..... my Hubby is two years older and is young looking for His age :)
 
2003-05-28 03:20:00 PM
This has probably been pointed out already, but to everyone saying people used to get married at 15(Romeo & Juliet), people also died a lot earlier than they do now so it made sense that they would also marry earlier than most do today.
 
2003-05-28 03:20:44 PM
Ok, so basically, we've determined that:
Hillary Duff
Amanda Bynes
The Olsen Twins
Christy Romano (hot chick on Even Stevens)

are young, but are all incredibly hot, and we all know, if asked - any one of us would say, "yeah, I'd hit it."
 
2003-05-28 03:21:37 PM
Oh, and does anyone else think she looks like a younger and less whorish Jenna Jameson?
 
2003-05-28 03:24:06 PM
I don't know if I'd say Amanda Bynes is "hot" per se, but she's definately right farking cute. None of the others are anything special and Christy Romano I've never heard of.
 
2003-05-28 03:50:15 PM
Wal-Mart (itself a standard-bearer of all that is good and right in the world).

Farking hilarious.
 
2003-05-28 04:01:47 PM
I'd hit it!!

/but keep in mind, I'm only 25.
 
2003-05-28 04:05:11 PM
Gelatinous Is most definitly the man.
Those pictures made me laugh it up for some reason.
Probably because i'm high. Hell Yeah!
 
2003-05-28 04:06:01 PM
I had assumed that the Wal-Mart comment was tongue-in-cheek...
 
2003-05-28 04:10:39 PM


Date my daughter. Please.
 
2003-05-28 04:58:25 PM
Hillary and her sister:

 
2003-05-28 05:45:40 PM
H0STILE

Thanks for the compliment... can rarely tell if anyone sees, much less appreciates, my stupid posts!
 
2003-05-28 05:49:08 PM
I stop and watch this show when it is on. It's hilarious. Good cast of characters. The brother is pretty funny. So is the best friend. It's a lot like Clarissa Explains it All. If you have kids and are forced to watch pre-teen programming, you pray for shows that can be halfway entertaining to parents.
 
2003-05-28 06:47:25 PM
If there's grass on the wicket, its OK for cricket!
 
2003-05-28 07:43:58 PM
If there's grass on the green ..... then PUTT!
 
2003-05-28 07:51:01 PM
 
2003-05-28 07:58:29 PM
If she's old enough to crawl, she's in the right position.
 
2003-05-28 07:59:25 PM
Personally, I don't think there's anything really pedophillic about being turned on by someone under 18... IF they have a mature body. C'mon, there's plenty of 15-16 year olds that can easily pass off as being 19. I'm not going to think a chick's super hot, then see her ID and say, "Wow, I don't think you're hot anymore because you're younger than I thought!" I might be creeped out that she was that young, but it's not going to change the fact that I'm attracted to her.

Now if you're attracted to girls who have pre-pubescent bodies, then that's another matter completely. That's what I REALLY consider pedophilia.

Any girl done with puberty = fair game for fantasizing over IMO. The statutory rape law is fine though because it's the whole "taking advantage of someone who doesn't know better" protection. Though people can argue that most girls mature physically and mentally at a younger age than 18.
 
2003-05-28 08:21:30 PM
no
 
2003-05-28 08:23:59 PM
Another_Angry_Goth: Look at Japan, until 1992, they didn't HAVE a legal age.

Well that explains why anime is overrun by thirteen-year-old girls.
 
2003-05-28 08:29:35 PM
What is this "it" that you speak of hitting? I fear I have been missing "it."
 
2003-05-28 09:04:17 PM
HAHA! I'm 13 so I can say "I'd Hit It!" without sounding like a sick fvck! Hell, not only am I a minor, she's older than me. And plus whoever wrote that article is an idiot who hasnt been in a middle school or high school for a long time. Lots of the chicks in my grade (8th) have boobies that look like that.
 
2003-05-28 09:12:24 PM
"And plus whoever wrote that article is an idiot who hasnt been in a middle school or high school for a long time. Lots of the chicks in my grade (8th) have boobies that look like that."

Yeah, it's just that it's become trendy these days to consider a girl a day younger than 18 and a 4 year old girl to be pretty much the same thing. You can barely so much as mention a teenage girl on the internet without everyone rushing to get in line and proclaim that they aren't a pedophile. Notice how this and the topic about pre-teens and thongs are just about the most popular topics around here.
 
2003-05-28 09:59:37 PM
Seriously guys FIFTEEN!?! That's just sick, I mean EWW...


...old stuff.
 
2003-05-28 10:12:10 PM
For all of you people talking bout how every 15 yr old's boobs should be that perky and not bigger unless you are a freak:
GRRRRRRRR
Us volumputious chicks can't help it if we have larger boobs at that age, or at any age unless we go under the knife...
We can't help it as much as some women can't help having Hillary Duff-sized boobs at 20...
So back off!!!
 
2003-05-28 10:16:56 PM
And on the real topic, more than likely because Duff is sooo young her body, especially her boobs, aren't fully developed yet, so there is probably not any good plastic surgeon would give breast augmentation to such an underdeveloped young'un
 
2003-05-28 11:31:47 PM
You know, not to start anything else off (which I'm sure I won't cause no one is looking at this point anymore) but a the Spy Kids girl got hot too. Okay I admit it, I am indeed sick. Ah screw it.....

*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
 
2003-05-28 11:37:29 PM
I'd hit it.
 
2003-05-29 12:08:45 AM
(Fark Article Comments # 537781)

And I quote:


05-24-03 12:30:50 AM Amccomis

Hilary Duff (Lizzie McGuire) has major potential. She's only like 15, but Britney was 16 when she sang Baby Hit Me One More Time.

Bookmark my words... she'll have Farkers killing kittens very soon.


The prophet has spoken. :)
 
2003-05-29 01:34:40 AM
It accured to me that when my nephew is my age, he'll be on fark and a boobie link will show and it will be Ms. Duff. On that day, he becomes a man.

/really tired
 
2003-05-29 02:35:49 AM
Another fine pic...with Miranda.
 
2003-05-29 02:36:52 AM
http://www.geocities.com/thehilaryzone/castheader.JPG

Sorry pic didn't post...here's the link.
 
2003-05-29 02:38:47 AM
Cubansaltyballs

J.Lo is a horrible person. A year ago i waited on her and her party at the restaurant I worked at, she and her horrible people ate $3600 worth of food, and then left me a $50 dollar tip

I hope she gets hit by a car.

LOL....absolutly brilliant!!!!
 
2003-05-29 02:39:24 AM
One more time...
 
2003-05-29 03:31:10 AM
another 3000 views, and this thing will be in the Top Links. I wonder if it will make it. Traffic is slowing down, but you can never underestimate the degree to which people on the internet are interested in teenage breasts
 
2003-05-29 03:46:33 AM
"It's obvious that over six times as many Farkers (or at least TF'ers) would rather try to see a 15-year-old's tits than read about a hatchet-wielding psycho. Wonder what that says about us?"

that we're normal?
 
2003-05-29 05:28:48 AM
Unleash the power of the wonder bra
 
2003-05-29 09:53:59 AM
Skywalker1122

Ok, so basically, we've determined that:
Hillary Duff
Amanda Bynes
The Olsen Twins
Christy Romano (hot chick on Even Stevens)

are young, but are all incredibly hot, and we all know, if asked - any one of us would say, "yeah, I'd hit it."

Yup, but Amanda is by far the hottest/cutest of the bunch.
:D
Too bad she's too young.
:(
 
2003-05-29 01:19:42 PM
ONLY 400 more hits and this link makes the Top Links page!!!
 
2003-05-29 01:27:11 PM
NinjaLord - "HAHA! I'm 13 so I can say "I'd Hit It!" without sounding like a sick fvck! Hell, not only am I a minor, she's older than me. And plus whoever wrote that article is an idiot who hasnt been in a middle school or high school for a long time. Lots of the chicks in my grade (8th) have boobies that look like that."

What school is that again?
 
2003-05-29 02:03:22 PM
It appears as if it's made it there now
 
2003-05-29 02:22:33 PM
So, with this talk of both Hillary Duff, Amanda Bynes, and The Olsen Twins...

"Eight perky boobies!"

Or am I the only one thinking of Underage Bichon here? >.>
 
2003-05-29 02:37:57 PM
oh dear. she looks great until you realize her age, then the self doubt sets in...

how could you do it? the emotional gulf between 15 and 25 (and the fact it could well mess up her head, bigtime) is waaaayyyyy to big... i'd be talking about philosophy, they'd be bored stupid and wanting to eat ice cream..

eeewwwww. how messed up, even if it is legal in japan (says a lot really ;)
 
GRR
2003-05-29 03:54:03 PM
I shall refrane from making any comments until she is at least 18.
Later
 
2003-05-29 04:00:21 PM
Its good to see that I'm not the only one here that thinks she looks like Jenna Jameson. Somebody post some comparison pics.
 
2003-05-29 04:26:35 PM
They're all legal in Canada, too.
 
2003-05-29 04:32:23 PM
"how could you do it? the emotional gulf between 15 and 25 (and the fact it could well mess up her head, bigtime) is waaaayyyyy to big... i'd be talking about philosophy, they'd be bored stupid and wanting to eat ice cream.."

Hell, I don't think people should be going around farking 15 year olds, but I fail to see how this explains why. Why is it alright for a 15 year old girl to get farked as long as it's by some horny teenage punk who's hobbies include getting into fistfights over whether Linkin Park or Limp Biscuit is better rather than by someone a few years older who might not be such a complete farktard?

A lot of the high school girls I used to know said they would never even consider dating anyone their own age.
 
2003-05-29 04:48:09 PM
Well, despite the fact that it's quite natural and justified to think 15-year-old girls are h0t, I still can't resist laughing at the fact that you're a bunch of 30-year-olds having 300 posts about this girl. However, as one who is a few months younger than the topic of conversation, I've gotta say...
Shweet.
 
2003-05-29 04:52:59 PM
"Well, despite the fact that it's quite natural and justified to think 15-year-old girls are h0t, I still can't resist laughing at the fact that you're a bunch of 30-year-olds having 300 posts about this girl. "

This one didn't quite beat the post about pre-teens in thongs though....
 
2003-05-29 05:51:25 PM
That's true, although it really should have...
 
2003-05-29 06:17:35 PM
Hmm. Am I the only one who finds the Olsen Twins totally unattractive on every level (excpet for the fact that their rich?)
 
2003-05-29 06:31:45 PM
Well, let's see here, thanks to the WONDERFUL people at imdb.com...

Hilary Duff - September 28, 1987.
Amanda Bynes - April 3, 1986.
Christy Carlson Romano - March 20, 1984.
The Olsen Twins - June 13, 1986.

Use at your own discretion.

Later.

RJS
 
2003-05-29 06:46:12 PM
From the New York Observer

Lizzies McGuires

The Lizzie McGuire Movie, opening May 2, is the big-screen version of the madly popular Disney Channel television series about a perky, enthusiastic tweenager, who is played by the perky, enthusiastic 15-year-old actress, Hilary Duff. Lately, Ms. Duffs image has been all around town, in subway and bus-stop Lizzie McGuire Movie posters, which depict her in an exuberant, tippy-toe pose, and shes causing something of a stir, because people who dont know the first thing about Lizzie McGuire now cant stop talking about her perky, enthusiastic boobs.

"When I first saw that poster on a phone kiosk, I stopped dead in the middle of Sixth Avenue and almost got hit by a cab," said Allen Tsai, 30, a Web designer. "I can see the police report: Cause of death: Lizzie McGuires chest."

"I thought they looked like tennis balls," said Melissa Walker, 25, who works in magazines. "Shes sticking them out, sucking in her chest, almost like that C-curve thing you do in Pilates when they ask you to roll like a ball,"

"Theyre three inches below her chin," said Cara OFlynn, 29, a marketing research analyst.

The last teenager to kick up such a boobtroversy, of course, was Britney Spears, who endured rumors for years that shed had plastic implants inserted. Ms. OFlynn called Ms. Duffs shelving "suspiciously high," considering that the small-screen Lizzies Lizzies are decidedly smaller.

Then again, at that age, things change fast. Our Hollywood spiesand we do have themreported that Ms. Duff is a maturing gal, and drove Lizzie McGuire wardrobe people crazy by growing into a new clothing size every six weeks.

And Ms. Duff surely could have improved her rack without surgery. "You could also do incredible things with bra accessories, whether pushing things together and up, or padding, or making the shirt tighter," said Howard Sobel, a Manhattan cosmetic and dermatologic surgeon who took an obliging look at the poster.

Of course, those breasts might not be Lizzies at all. Boosting boobslike lengthening legs and airbrushing cheekshas been a longtime practice in movie-postering. Who could forget the ample-bosomed Julia Roberts in the Pretty Woman poster (evidently that was Julia only from the neck up), or Jennifer Love Hewitts set in the I Know What You Did Last Summer poster (so giganto the films title was recoined by fans as "I Know What Your Boobs Did Last Summer"), to the suddenly chesty Gwyneth Paltrow in the poster for Shallow Hal?

Disney had no comment. Neither did Ms. Duffs representative.

But Meema Spadola, author of Breasts: Our Most Public Private Parts and co-producer and director of the Cinemax documentary Breasts, thought that Lizzies front fender may have been enhanced with the adult moviegoing audience in mind.

"Her breasts shout out, Im a swinging, sexy twentysomething!" said Ms. Spadola. "Im not sure if theyre trying to grab older viewers or give a heightened version of Lizzie to which teen girls can aspire."

Playwright Elisa DeCarlo, 42, had her hunch. "My guess is that they are going for that all-important Humbert Humbert demographic," she said. "The audience will be 90 percent preteens and their parents, 10 percent shifty-looking older men in raincoats."
 
2003-05-29 07:04:42 PM
I'd like to translate KittyBoo's post:


For all of you people talking bout how every 15 yr old's boobs should be that perky and not bigger unless you are a freak:
GRRRRRRRR
Us volumputious chicks can't help it if we have larger boobs at that age, or at any age unless we go under the knife...
We can't help it as much as some women can't help having Hillary Duff-sized boobs at 20...
So back off!!!


Translation:
I have big boobs. Please talk to me.
 
pkp
2003-05-29 08:23:48 PM
http://www.geocities.com/thehilaryzone/castheader.JPG
http://www.hilarynet.com/Magazines/popstaroct2002/popstarguitar.jpg

Another jumping pic:
http://www.hilarynet.com/in2.jpg

http://www.hilarynet.com/in5.jpg

Really big version of Lizzie McQuire poster:
http://www.hilarynet.com/twistmag3.jpg

http://www.hilarynet.com/tvguide2.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/hilaryduffnet2/19.html
http://www.hilarynet.com/Kids%20Choice%20Awards/ka17.jpg

Brown hair
http://www.hilarynet.com/bh3.jpg
http://www.hilarynet.com/brownhair2.jpg
 
2003-05-29 08:37:48 PM
The site has been farked.
 
2003-05-29 10:18:28 PM
my brother is an actor on Lizzie McGuire and I made his website. This is someone's avatar on our forum.

and I can say this girl has been to my house!
 
2003-05-29 10:19:31 PM
here it is
 
2003-05-30 08:57:38 AM
I bet her nips are so rock-hard. They're like pencil erasers...
 
2003-05-30 09:00:22 AM
Blackstar - "oh dear. she looks great until you realize her age, then the self doubt sets in..."

I don't doubt myself. I would definitely be able to hit it long, hard, and slow.
 
2003-05-30 04:16:57 PM
"Hmm. Am I the only one who finds the Olsen Twins totally unattractive on every level (excpet for the fact that their rich?)"

Nope. They're actually quite odd, especially after I saw what they actually look like. They're crizzazy-looking and moderately unhittable if you're not desperate.
 
2003-05-30 10:54:39 PM
I'd hit it, but to farkerator, kudos my friend, they aren't that hot, rich but not hot
 
2003-05-30 11:17:24 PM
Yeah, I think I forgot to say that I'd hit the Duff-girl. Word to the Olsen twins comment.
 
2003-06-03 06:16:05 AM
I say there is nothing wrong with hitting 15 year olds. If they got boobs and a bush then it's okey!
 
2003-06-03 10:56:11 AM
I never said it was wrong, but if you are lik2 30 or older it isn't exactly orthodox and to be honest its really creepy
 
2003-07-14 02:01:45 PM
How about an Amamda Bynes Countdown to 18?

/hanging up my raincoat
 
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