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(Some Guy)   Torchdown Jesus   (middletownjournal.com ) divider line
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2010-06-15 12:44:02 AM  
Yeah, that's a +1.
 
2010-06-15 01:12:22 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

"You want some? Come get some!"

www.wlwt.com
 
2010-06-15 02:48:38 AM  
Jesus Saves! The rest of you take full damage.
 
2010-06-15 02:53:54 AM  
I can't wait to see what they replace it with on my next Dayton to Cincy drive!

/goin state-side at end of month! woo!
 
2010-06-15 03:00:15 AM  
farm5.static.flickr.com

farm5.static.flickr.com

farm5.static.flickr.com

Click any to embiggen.
 
2010-06-15 03:08:20 AM  
This is bad news.....
 
2010-06-15 03:09:27 AM  
Apparently, God hit the uprights.
 
2010-06-15 03:37:55 AM  
That's not Touchdown Jesus.
 
2010-06-15 03:46:53 AM  

puffy999: That's not Touchdown Jesus.


It's Touchdown Skeletor now.
 
2010-06-15 04:10:41 AM  
image.absoluteastronomy.com
Where's your god now???
 
2010-06-15 04:49:47 AM  
So, an act of God destroys an idol of the son of God. I guess God is getting more strict with that second commandment?
 
2010-06-15 04:54:53 AM  
I find this ridiculously amusing for some reason
 
2010-06-15 05:31:44 AM  

CruiserTwelve: puffy999: That's not Touchdown Jesus.

It's Touchdown Skeletor now.


Coffee through the nose is kinda painful, ya know.....
 
2010-06-15 05:44:57 AM  

puffy999: That's not Touchdown Jesus.


Looks like Terminator Jesus now. Who knew he was looking for Sarah Conner all this time?
 
2010-06-15 06:27:55 AM  
VERILY, THE LORD HATH SPOKEN.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2010-06-15 06:29:16 AM  
My god, why hast thou forsaken me?
 
2010-06-15 06:35:26 AM  
Apparently, the word of the day is "Smite"
 
2010-06-15 06:57:14 AM  
scrapetv.com

Who the pagan now, biatch...
 
2010-06-15 07:17:30 AM  
Link (new window)

Video goodness
 
2010-06-15 07:30:54 AM  
Burn baby burn, Jesus inferno.
 
2010-06-15 07:33:16 AM  
I bet the people at the Hustler store across the street are high-fiving each other.
 
2010-06-15 07:36:11 AM  
RIP Big Butter Jesus
 
2010-06-15 07:39:16 AM  
Needs an "OHM3D!" caption
 
2010-06-15 07:41:57 AM  
Hot God on God action?
 
2010-06-15 07:42:35 AM  
That may be a message they are doing something wrong
 
2010-06-15 07:43:12 AM  

"THERE IS NO GOD!"

3.bp.blogspot.comcontent7.flixster.com

 
2010-06-15 07:44:08 AM  
BEST Act of God EVER!
 
2010-06-15 07:44:52 AM  
Old and busted Touchdown Jesus
New Burn Down Jesus.
 
2010-06-15 07:45:13 AM  
I blame the Jews....AGAIN!
 
2010-06-15 07:45:38 AM  
You would think someplace called The Solid Rock church would use less flammable materials in their statue.
 
2010-06-15 07:46:43 AM  
Who is your god now?
 
2010-06-15 07:46:46 AM  

Nefarious: You would think someplace called The Solid Rock church would use less flammable materials in their statue.


They're just glad God didn't torch the giant flea market they own on the other side of the street.
 
2010-06-15 07:46:56 AM  
It's a SIGN!!! I think God is trying to say something about organized religion!

The same tools that see a vision of Jesus in a piece of drywall and say it is a miracle will say NOTHING of this Act of God.
 
2010-06-15 07:47:48 AM  
That thing always reminded me of this:
gregbrainos.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-06-15 07:48:44 AM  

Confabulat: I find this ridiculously amusing for some reason


That's because you're an evil sinner. You probably enjoy fornication too!
 
2010-06-15 07:49:08 AM  
"It meant so much to so many people," Browning said. "The statue can be destroyed and gone, but Jesus can't be." ... oh, dear God.
 
2010-06-15 07:49:49 AM  
Alright, that's better than anything I would have had.
 
2010-06-15 07:51:00 AM  

generaltimmy: That may be a message they are doing something wrong


Perhaps, building the tallest thing in a lightning-prone area?
 
2010-06-15 07:52:06 AM  
Pics of actual fire (new window)
 
2010-06-15 07:52:08 AM  
www.wordforge.net
 
2010-06-15 07:53:27 AM  

Nefarious: You would think someplace called The Solid Rock church would use less flammable materials in their statue.


One wonders what it was made of.

.
 
2010-06-15 07:53:28 AM  
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brucemhood.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-06-15 07:53:45 AM  
I was there and
I heard somebody say
"Burn, baby, burn!"
Jesus Inferno
Burn that saviour down

Anyway, it must have been about 7 or 8
and I yelled out to Jesus 'Yo Gee smell ya later'
Ceiling cat watching I got out of there
Selling 'medical weed'
Thank-you Obamacare
 
2010-06-15 07:53:57 AM  
If I were God, I would have just burned off the face and leave a black charred mass with white "horns" sticking out, and a large sucking hole for a mouth.

That would be an awesome "Fark You" to the blasphemers.

A shame that lightning doesn't work like that.
 
2010-06-15 07:54:06 AM  

DistendedPendulusFrenulum: One wonders what it was made of.


Mostly styrofoam.
 
2010-06-15 07:54:08 AM  
found carved into the wreackage:
"You shall not make for yourselves idols, nor shall you set up for yourselves an image or a sacred pillar, nor shall you place a figured stone in your land to bow down to it; for I am the LORD your God."
 
2010-06-15 07:54:08 AM  

BrunelloBabe: I bet the people at the Hustler store across the street are high-fiving each other.


"It sent goosebumps through my whole body because I am a believer," said Levi Walsh, 29. "Of all the things that could have been struck, I just think that that would be protected. ... It's something that's not supposed to happen, Jesus burning," he said. "I had to see it with my own eyes."

"I can't believe Jesus was struck," said his brother, who noted the giant Hustler Hollywood sign for the adult store across the street was untouched. "It's the last thing I expected to happen."

Link (new window)
 
2010-06-15 07:54:10 AM  
So Big Butter Jesus melted?

/it'll be replaced in 3 days
 
2010-06-15 07:54:30 AM  

doglover: Jesus Saves! The rest of you take full damage.


Jesus saves,but Moses invests
 
2010-06-15 07:54:46 AM  
"It was constructed on a metal frame using styrofoam covered by a thin skin of fiberglass[1]"

~Wiki
 
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