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(Some Punctured Perineum)   Mexican matador fined for thinking with brain instead of balls   (weinterrupt.com) divider line 58
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JJR
2010-06-15 06:40:58 AM
no tiempo de la toro esta galina el bondigas
 
2010-06-15 06:41:11 AM
FTA: "...possible scrotal avulsion..."

\doesn't matter how big they are after that
\\Ole'
 
2010-06-15 06:41:38 AM
If he's that good at running and jumping, he'll be in the U.S. pretty soon
 
2010-06-15 06:41:44 AM
I would never sign up for a bullfighting job, but if I were to ever find myself in a ring with a bull, you can bet I'd run. Better to have my ass sued than sewed.
 
2010-06-15 06:50:26 AM
Actually, I think he was using his brain to think OF his balls.
 
2010-06-15 06:51:18 AM
ow my balls

/oblig
 
2010-06-15 06:58:24 AM
I think that the entire stadium laughing at and heckling the guy would be as fun as watching some bull run around for a while, then get stabbed.

Not nearly as cool as if the bull ran him down as he fled, but still pretty entertaining.
 
2010-06-15 07:02:40 AM
Did you see him? He was all like, "Whoob Whoob Whoob Whoob Woooooob!"
 
2010-06-15 07:03:27 AM
Having been gored once, he had guts to get back into the ring at all.

That said, a contract is a contract.
 
2010-06-15 07:30:50 AM
Welcome to sanity. You'll find it's a much more exclusive club than you probably thought.
 
2010-06-15 07:35:09 AM
Anyone else do a GIS for scrotal avulsion?
 
2010-06-15 07:41:51 AM
Scrotal avulsion?

/ew
 
2010-06-15 07:44:06 AM
Video link (pops)
 
MrT
2010-06-15 07:46:01 AM
He was "arrested" for "breach of contract"? What a peculiar legal system they have in Mexico.
 
2010-06-15 07:47:49 AM
Ay dios mio!!!

Bull fighting is dumb. Of course it's still popular in Mexico.
 
2010-06-15 07:53:11 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2010-06-15 08:02:12 AM
Hmm... didn't know they arrested matador's for breaching contracts by refusing to reenter the ring.

Most everyplace else, players etc are sued without handcuffs.
 
2010-06-15 08:09:44 AM
My God, that country is FULL of illegals!
 
2010-06-15 08:23:03 AM
yarnothuntin: Did you see him? He was all like, "Whoob Whoob Whoob Whoob Woooooob!"

'"Stop spraying me with ink, Zoidberg!" But one day they'll look up they will, as King Zoidberg caresses their fancy box!'
 
2010-06-15 08:39:53 AM
Damn. If he stayed in the match, we might have been able to see the second craziest ****ing thing that Stephen Colbert has ever heard.

Link (new window)
 
2010-06-15 08:44:23 AM
Hurting animals for no good reason is more fun when they can't defend themselves... I guess.
 
2010-06-15 08:46:32 AM
Unavailable for comment:
i.ytimg.com
 
2010-06-15 08:48:13 AM
From article on MSNBC (pops): "I didn't have the ability, I didn't have the balls, this is not my thing."
 
2010-06-15 08:53:57 AM
farm3.static.flickr.com

In Mexico, bull fights you.

/wouldn't want my nethers dangling on a pair of horns either
 
2010-06-15 09:00:33 AM
www.nimserv.com

That'll teach him!
 
2010-06-15 09:09:52 AM
"Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor."

~Ernest Hemingway
 
2010-06-15 09:12:40 AM
I didn't have the balls...

No shiat, he was wearing a pink sequined costume.
 
2010-06-15 09:18:44 AM
biggestdog420 beat me to the iconic Hemingway quote....nice work.
 
2010-06-15 09:22:35 AM
hmm, they just showed the video on Good Morning America. Also the pic of his first goring (ow, got his balls got caught in his throat).
 
2010-06-15 09:40:38 AM
You know when the BULL loses they kill it. I'm not an animal rights activist, but a fight to the death should be a fight to the death.
 
2010-06-15 09:44:45 AM
and horn chips

stillfootball.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-06-15 09:52:06 AM
the main problem I have with bull fighting isn't that they are committing a cruel act on an innocent animal, its the fact that they will step in and save the dumb fark matador if he gets PWN3D by the bull.

Bullfighting should be like thunderdome, 2 creatures enter, 1 creature leaves.
 
2010-06-15 09:58:00 AM
hugheric: You know when the BULL loses they kill it. I'm not an animal rights activist, but a fight to the death should be a fight to the death.

I'm thinking along the same lines.
 
2010-06-15 09:58:31 AM
If only all matador's were like this guy. I applaud you sir!
 
2010-06-15 10:01:49 AM
powhound: hmm, they just showed the video on Good Morning America. Also the pic of his first goring (ow, got his balls got caught in his throat).

could be worse, he could be tasting horn:

i.huffpost.com

/hot
 
2010-06-15 10:05:19 AM
orezona: could be worse, he could be tasting horn:

hoooooly sh*t.
 
2010-06-15 10:13:57 AM
orezona: powhound: hmm, they just showed the video on Good Morning America. Also the pic of his first goring (ow, got his balls got caught in his throat).

could be worse, he could be tasting horn:



/hot


Oh. My. God. I'd post a relevant still from "Phallus in Wonderland" if I didn't think it'd end in bannination.
 
2010-06-15 10:16:23 AM
...and the waiter replied, "Well, the bull, you see, he does not always lose."
 
2010-06-15 10:24:46 AM
You can keep the sword and the cape, but you get no rodeo clowns (or whatever the bullfight equivalent is) and we coat the arena walls with crisco, and you none of those wussy hooks either. If the bull wins we breed him to make faster, meaner bulls.

Do those things an I will call you an artist; as it is you're just a sadist.
 
2010-06-15 10:29:42 AM
Well only one major orifice left so here it is.

www.injury.com

I'll bet this guy talked like Richard Simmons for a week after taking a horn enema.
 
2010-06-15 10:29:47 AM
No doubt the severe leg goring that he received a few months ago played some part in his loss of nerve.

Not familiar with his injury, but I don't think that sentence could have been phrased any better.
 
2010-06-15 10:52:59 AM
JJR: no tiempo de la toro esta galina el bondigas

I have no idea of what you are trying to say :-S

Mudflap: Ay dios mio!!!

Bull fighting is dumb. Of course it's still popular in Mexico.


No, its only popular with the high income families, for the rest of us is horrible, and we want it banned

It will be a nice art (i'm not calling it a sport) without hurting or killing the poor bull
 
2010-06-15 11:11:40 AM
"Though those in attendance at Plaza Mexico might not think it, this author is of the opinion that any decision that saves a man from possible scrotal avulsion is probably a good one"

That's all that needs saying. Well, and A contract is a contract.
 
2010-06-15 11:28:54 AM
I'd rather play soccer than bull fight. Seems much safer.
 
2010-06-15 11:33:37 AM
orezona: powhound: hmm, they just showed the video on Good Morning America. Also the pic of his first goring (ow, got his balls got caught in his throat).

could be worse, he could be tasting horn:



/hot


Same fight, different angle.

img13.imageshack.us

/farking brutal
 
2010-06-15 11:37:29 AM
i232.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-15 12:33:58 PM
If only the could have found a substitute matador.
jenn98.com
 
2010-06-15 12:34:27 PM
I went to a bullfight when I was a young boy, my father took my brothers and myself, my mother was vehemently against the idea, she's quite hippyish. It ended in a bloody spectacle of death and dismemberment, people covered in blood and what I thought was eating a part of the bull to gain its strength.

Farking awesome stuff. Of course my dad regrets it and thinks it was a bad thing to take a young boy to, but I had a great time and think bull fighting should be more widely accepted. I agree with everyone who says it should be a fight to the death, and I reckon that this matador should be punished in the arena, not the courts.

That might be why I also think real gladiatorial combat should make a comeback.
 
2010-06-15 12:41:18 PM
 
2010-06-15 12:47:28 PM
Clearly there are worse ways to discover you're not cut out for bullfighting.
 
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