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2003-05-27 12:11:51 PM
Damn-we look good.
2003-05-27 01:23:49 PM
Link farked?
2003-05-27 01:32:04 PM
Apparently SARS has affected the poster's judgment. Does anyone really think that a "YAHOO! PHOTOS" account could actually handle the traffic that FARK generates. There are too many Canadians on the Web.
2003-05-27 02:17:21 PM
Well that was stupid.
2003-05-27 04:14:54 PM
D'oh! Who knew? I thought Yahoo could handle it.

The photos can be found here.
2003-05-27 05:30:17 PM
Okay, link fixed.
2003-05-27 06:00:24 PM
No hilarious mustard incidents?
2003-05-27 07:31:54 PM
Oh, that's better, thanks.
2003-05-27 08:03:07 PM
Wldncrzy, that is him right?
2003-05-27 08:03:41 PM
I believe so..
2003-05-27 09:38:27 PM
2003-05-27 09:42:55 PM
Yeah, that's Mustard Man. Mike is with the Second City troupe.
2003-05-27 10:33:20 PM
That can't be him. He is too clean.

I like these photo dealies better when the Farknames are added, so we know who we're lookin' at.
2003-05-27 11:34:25 PM
The guy with the beard and eyeglasses is the godfather of Fark, Timothy.
2003-05-27 11:53:47 PM
Agreed AMU, the only ones on that page I know aside from the MustardMan are Ayesha999 and Timothy. No clue who the rest are :-p
2003-05-28 12:31:44 AM
"insert SARS joke here"

<!--#include virtual="cgi-bin/sars_joke.pl"-->
2003-05-28 12:32:38 AM
How about a Mad Cow joke instead?
2003-05-28 12:36:35 AM
Steph (ayesha999) was there? Damnit I wish I was canadian

Actually, no i dont.

Speaking of SARS, I ate chinese food today. I should be dead within a week.
2003-05-28 12:36:47 AM
i think that sars has infected the server those picutres are on. it took about 10 minutes on a cable modem for them to all get coughed up.
2003-05-28 12:42:07 AM
Yup, cancer is where the real comedy gold is.
2003-05-28 12:42:24 AM

did you know that its proven that people on slow connections get worked up more on pornography? Yeah its the anticipation.

I'm pretty sure I'm gonna jiz thinking about what hotties were there long before I ever download a hottie :/
2003-05-28 12:49:32 AM
SARS fever... Catch It!
2003-05-28 12:53:33 AM
OK, so SARS walks into a bar carrying a duck, and.....

2003-05-28 12:54:22 AM
those links are craptacular.
2003-05-28 12:55:39 AM
Anyone else stuck whit the freaking jingle of WIN A CLASSIC CAR? I got it in my head right now and it's pretty annoying
2003-05-28 12:57:02 AM
2003-05-28 01:02:46 AM
it was a little too slashdotty.
2003-05-28 01:03:03 AM
farking a... site too slow. i'd hit it with that girl in red shirt with a camera on the right on the first pic :)
2003-05-28 01:06:21 AM
Link may be fixed but its still ASS SLOW.
2003-05-28 01:08:20 AM
slow connection or not...I'm sharing a T-1 with fifteen users and all I get is: "The page cannot be displayed." Link appears Farked.
2003-05-28 01:14:27 AM
The pictures are loading so slow you'd think it had sars! ahahaha! ...
2003-05-28 01:16:32 AM
Sorry my HTML skills suck. This was done in a rush.

Um, yeah. And the page is slow as all hell.
2003-05-28 01:18:20 AM
Ok apparently SARS and Mad Cow made the poster not include thumbnail images forcing all the hi-rez images to load at once.
2003-05-28 01:21:43 AM
cool. one cute girl.
2003-05-28 01:27:33 AM
i see why the camera person is taking pics next to that blonde girl. this girl is hawt!! (uhm.. the one on the right, not that guy in blue firey shirt)
2003-05-28 01:28:19 AM
Yeah! Various random people!
2003-05-28 01:31:19 AM
gudel: no. the only cute girl there is the one with the short blonde hair, bottom few rows of thumbnails.
2003-05-28 01:37:00 AM
I'm not an expert on SCTV, but the cute blonde does a nice impression of whoever that is in the pic (between Eugene Levy and Rick Moranis) link
2003-05-28 01:40:42 AM
Actually, it's slow because all the data packets leaving Canada have to go through Customs now for quarantine and de-lousing.
2003-05-28 01:42:48 AM
The gal with the red and black shirt sure is cute, too!

Not that anyone asked me. I'll be going now.
2003-05-28 01:49:54 AM
Black-shirted, short-haired blonde girl is gorgeous.
2003-05-28 01:52:20 AM
Where are the face masks? They promised us face masks! Wait, that was flying cars they promised.
2003-05-28 02:07:44 AM
is that guy in the blue shirt the security dude from the springer show?


dont wanna insert the img cuz its slowwwww
2003-05-28 02:11:51 AM

heh its him
2003-05-28 02:14:16 AM
how bout toronto...thats a good joke right there...
2003-05-28 02:37:17 AM
is that steph the geek?
2003-05-28 02:52:35 AM
Wow, one of the few pics I've seen of Steph the Geek where she wasn't naked or otherwise involved in some kind of sexual activity. Good show.
2003-05-28 02:56:41 AM
Sorry i missed it, next time!
2003-05-28 03:04:29 AM
I was wondering where all the nerds in town disapeared to the other night.
2003-05-28 03:10:38 AM
Its slow cos they aren't thumbnails..its the entire farking set of pictures its loading
2003-05-28 03:16:59 AM
Darn, as if I missed that. What the hell was I doing on the 17th that I would have missed that...
2003-05-28 03:25:48 AM

i laughed at your ssi sars joke. but i also laughed when i saw this cute little bird outside this morning, so i guess we both get nuthin.
2003-05-28 03:45:32 AM
We have more SARS the west nile virus and really pissed off cows.. Thank god for good beer.
2003-05-28 03:55:12 AM
How ocme u guys NEVER have these FARK shindigs here in NYC?Or am I just not in the know? Waht gives everyone knows the Big Apple is where its at...I heard SARS came inot being from those crazy chinese people eating Palm Civets which is a type of (gasp)CAT that lives in trees.Don't order the chicken (fried rice).
2003-05-28 04:38:36 AM
Wow! After viewing those pictures my stereotypical view of internet dorks has been totally debunked.
2003-05-28 04:49:25 AM
Man... those are some fugly farkers! (Except for her).

And talk about a shiatty ratio!
2003-05-28 05:42:01 AM
Ah-I can't remember everyone's login name. Stefka(girl in red/burgundy shirt) will probably be able to identify folks once she sees the page.

Did y'all catch the Second City ticket was made out to Fark Farkington? That was courtesy Mustard Man(Farker Nug).
2003-05-28 06:24:05 AM

That was Catherine O'Hara as Lola Heatherton. And our fellow Farker is prettier.
2003-05-28 07:12:04 AM
Okay I just typed out a huge explanation of names - but my computer dumped it. I'll post one once I get to work. ~ 9:30am EST. Argh!!!
2003-05-28 07:41:58 AM
I think there's a few cuties there.... ya'll crazy.

at least this ratio of chicks to dicks is a bit more ... accepting than other Fark parties I've seen
2003-05-28 07:48:54 AM
And I missed it too... but it's ok - I was having fun making plastic bags...

Next time, I hope!
2003-05-28 07:55:00 AM
Sorry I missed it. Had to work.

Yeah, THAT'S the ticket.
2003-05-28 07:58:33 AM
Woohoo - looks like you guys had fun!

Come on Florida Farkers - when is the Ft. Myers get together?
2003-05-28 08:36:44 AM
I think someone should have taken some "archival" footage of mustard man in scandalous poses at this meeting. you know for future fodder.
2003-05-28 08:55:06 AM
It was a fun evening indeed! Lots of Mustard Man anecdotes. I should've posted some of the videos I took during the show (erm, are you allowed to do that?) but I haven't had a chance to convert them.

And yes, girl in red/black = me.

Short-haired blonde was a total hottie.

And yes Skettios, contrary to popular belief, it DOES happen.
2003-05-28 09:15:51 AM
FARK Toronto Party Report

The meet-up was at Gretzkys and we got free appetizers! Woo! I think, at peak, there was around 18 of us there. And Im sure this is a FARK record - 50% of attendees were Farkettes.

Guy, Bright Blue Shirt and Girl, Pink shirt beside him Cheezalot and Mrs. Cheezalot
Guy, Grey Shirt, Big Curly Hair AJ
Guy, Dark Skin, Dark Hair, Lucky Strike Jacket Rbarron (hi!)
Guy, Shorter Dark Hair, grey button-up shirt Alex
Girl, Short blond hair Friend of Alex
Girl, Longer blonde hair, red/white shirt Friend of Alex
Girl, dark hair, glasses, black shirt StephtheGeek/Ayesha999
Girl, bandanna, glasses UV
Girl, maroon shirt, jeans Stefka
Guy, Grey shirt with orange undershirt Pete (unregistered Farker)
Guy, white T-shirt Mustard Guy!!!!

This is all I can remember there were two girls in black beside me, a Total Farker with a beard who does IT, the guy beside StephtheGeek and perhaps a few more (everything is kind of fuzzy now). Please identify yourselves! :-)

But I want to thank everyone who came out. I had a fantastic time and I suspect most of you did too. Special thanks to Mustard Guy (aka Nug, aka Mike Nahrgang) for helping to organize all of this and especially for getting us tickets to Second City in Toronto. Its a great show and I hope everyone who missed the show can go check it out.

Also a shout out to Rbarron for helping me to get the pictures organized actually, he did all of the work. So thanks! And another big thanks for Drew who helped us to get the pictures up amid several varying links.

Toronto rocks and thanks for coming out!
2003-05-28 09:25:14 AM
someone teach robert or gill how to change image size.
2003-05-28 09:32:10 AM
I'll be sure to teach both of them. Once that becomes important.
2003-05-28 09:52:11 AM
That guy always beside me is my bf, Steve :) Long-time Fark lurker.
2003-05-28 10:01:04 AM
Crap - I remembered "Guy with Beard who works in IT's name." It's Timothy. He's been here for a while. Sorry!

And RBarron - just remmeber your image size is just fine the way it is. :-D
2003-05-28 10:09:26 AM
Sorry, I missed the party will have to organize a summer in TO fark party. Fark among the Sars, Mad Cow and Westnile. Really summer in TO for non-Canuck Farkers is actually really hot. I am thinking Wasaga Beach...oops forgot Farkers need shade not sunlight. Ok we can go to an internet caf somewhere...
2003-05-28 10:12:53 AM
What is this sunlight you speak of?
2003-05-28 10:17:54 AM
It is some strange creature that has magical powers to turn a "farked up day" to a "not so bad day" Well they say that it is an elusive creature especially this year but if you have a wireless network and a laptop you might actually see it when it comes out of it's cloudy lair... So far I have not seen it this year.
2003-05-28 10:19:02 AM
Seems like alot of these guys were pleased to be this close to real females.
2003-05-28 11:17:52 AM
I'm sorry I missed it too. Oh well. Next time.
2003-05-28 11:29:16 AM
Hmm. This being my first summer with a wireless network, I might have to go on an exploratory mission to find said strange creature.
2003-05-28 12:26:54 PM
I think smog and clouds conspiring to hide this "sun" thing. (At least downtown)
2003-05-28 12:39:22 PM
Woulda, coulda, shoulda been there. It would have been an honor to have met Mustard Guy himself and of course it would have been a pleasure to have been in Steph's presence again... *happy sighs*
2003-05-28 01:13:59 PM
Yikes. Are you sure this isn't the Toronto Linux Users Group instead?
2003-05-28 01:16:59 PM

... or the "toronto beef fat eater's group".

caption should have been insert fat joke here.
2003-05-28 01:58:11 PM
MC_500foot_Nietzsche... wow... you love Kate Bush and apparently know who MC 900ft Jesus is? A wonderful achievement that I just had to take a moment to appreciate.
2003-05-28 02:05:45 PM
05-28-03 10:19:02 AM HappyBoy

Seems like alot of these guys were pleased to be this close to real females.

I swear, a couple of them even shook my hand. It was orgasmic. I mean, they weren't images on my monitor!

Oh well, back to the basement.
2003-05-28 02:32:34 PM
05-28-03 01:58:11 PM Ayesha999
MC_500foot_Nietzsche... wow... you love Kate Bush and apparently know who MC 900ft Jesus is? A wonderful achievement that I just had to take a moment to appreciate.

Thanks. Oddly, I used to live not too far from your little home. Do you know the cemetery at St. Peter's on the hill by Dundas and Hurontario? I used to go there and listen to Kate in the wee hours of the night many many years ago. That place will forever redeem the rest of Mississauga in my memories.
2003-05-28 02:39:49 PM
Who's the guy that looks like Flounder from Animal House.
2003-05-28 04:29:31 PM
Looks like you farkers had a good time. Would have love to been there.

Hopefully next time it will not be planned on a long weekend or other holiday!

I'll be at the next one for sure.
2003-05-28 08:21:18 PM
Just for fun
2003-05-29 03:44:08 AM
C'mon, who doesn't know MC 900ft Jesus?

"...Well I was on my way to work one day when I spied a rocket ship / some aliens abducted me and took me on a trip / to a previous existence on another astral plane / I met a real nice lady there named Shirley MacLaine / 'The truth is not an obstacle for someone such as me,' / she said, 'because you see we all create our own reality / and if a problem should arise / the best thing you can say / is:
dont worry, be happy, and have a nice day!' / Well I thanked her very kindly for the excellent advice / she said she'd bill me later at a reasonable price / Then the aliens brought me back and beamed me down into this bar / but i could not go to work because bigfoot stole my car..."

- MC 900ft Jesus feat. DJ Zero, 'Truth Is Out Of Style'

Great song. 'If I Only Had A Brain' is pretty good too.
2003-05-29 04:43:31 PM
2003-05-29 04:46:57 PM
2003-05-29 04:50:32 PM
try again
2003-05-29 11:49:13 PM
Link is farked and I can't see the pics of the event I helped create. Someone send them to me!!!

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