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(Excite)   Firemen capture giant snake named "Bin Laden".   ( divider line
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2789 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Oct 2001 at 11:11 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-05 11:14:47 AM  
Well, it's a start. . .
2001-10-05 11:23:37 AM  
woah... when they said "Bin Laden is the prime suspect in the Sept. 11 terror attacks on the Pentagon and New York's World Trade Center which killed thousands of people." For a second there i thought they were still talking about the snake. im such a retard.
2001-10-05 11:42:08 AM  
Horrible, horrible thought: I wonder is the snakes ever swallow small children...?
2001-10-05 11:42:18 AM  
this article would be more interesting if it had a picture.

2001-10-05 11:53:23 AM  
One day I'll name a cat Osama.
2001-10-05 01:27:48 PM  
What a coincidence that the snake's name should be Osama bin Laden!

Oh, wait a minute! How do they know that's the snake's real name? Snakes don't talk!

Something fishy about this story, you know.
2001-10-05 02:06:13 PM  
at first, I thought it said "fremen"
If I had a giant snake, I'd call it "Shai-Hulud"
2001-10-05 02:06:28 PM  
morbid humor:

"We heard the dog barking and ran into the back yard to find its puppy had disappeared and instead there was this huge boa constrictor with a full stomach,"
2001-10-05 02:28:54 PM  
Why would you name a snake?
Does it respond to its name? ... no.
It has a brain the size of a walnut.
2001-10-05 04:09:08 PM  
One time I gave my snake some beer! It was slithering this way and that! It was all FARKED UP!
2001-10-05 04:10:51 PM  
"named after Saudi-born militant Osama bin Laden because it had terrorized local families and devoured their pets."

Thus the name.
2001-10-06 01:17:04 AM  
Was it a snake in the grass?
2001-10-06 02:20:31 AM  
I'm going to name my snake Hitler.
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