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(Reuters)   Elderly sex more common than ever, still not safe to imagine   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 75
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2003-05-27 10:42:56 AM
Visual: Bags of cellulite clashing together...
 
2003-05-27 11:11:06 AM
I seen a rx for viagra the other day, the patient was born in 1908.
 
2003-05-27 11:34:09 AM
Yeah just look at Ron Jeremy.

Or rather, don't.
 
2003-05-27 01:03:07 PM
I refuse to read this article or this thread. I have not had lunch yet.
 
2003-05-27 01:27:08 PM
So...at what age would you prefer other people to tell you to stop having sex?
 
2003-05-27 02:47:03 PM
Being fugly, this happened years ago.
 
2003-05-27 03:48:25 PM
"Cobwebs" - Drop Dead Fred
 
2003-05-27 04:13:27 PM
I saw both of my grandmas this weekend. One of them talked incessantly about playing Scrabble. The other one talked incessantly about gardening. These are the pastimes I prefer to imagine them pursuing.

(And no, it's not that I think old people shouldn't have sex. I hope I get to have sex when I'm old. Actually, maybe I'm just jealous of all these old people that are getting some... ) Aww never mind. Back to work. :\
 
2003-05-27 05:23:42 PM
Since we are talking about the elderly...

does anyone know how long it has been since a boobies link?
 
2003-05-27 05:24:28 PM
CandyPink

"Scrabble" and "Gardening" are code words. I won't elaborate, as you may still be digesting lunch.
 
2003-05-27 05:25:42 PM
I wouldn't exactly call Grandma's weekly enema "sex".
 
2003-05-27 05:26:03 PM
CandyPink
"I saw both of my grandmas this weekend. One of them talked incessantly about playing Scrabble. The other one talked incessantly about gardening. These are the pastimes I prefer to imagine them pursuing."


I 'saw' both of your grandmas this weekend too, and it was great!

/woo woo
 
2003-05-27 05:27:57 PM
Well thank farking god they weren't in my apartment building too!
 
2003-05-27 05:28:29 PM
What, no pics?
 
2003-05-27 05:29:18 PM
If this wheelchair is a 'rockin', don't... come ... a 'knockin' ?
 
2003-05-27 05:31:55 PM
Do they drink prune juice after?
 
2003-05-27 05:33:54 PM
Anyone dare GIS this topic? My libido hurts just thinking about it.
 
2003-05-27 05:33:54 PM
I work with a very talkative old codger who just got a new "tootsie"...it's tough to eat lunch around here lately.
 
2003-05-27 05:34:02 PM
Kyosuke: CandyPink
"Scrabble" and "Gardening" are code words. I won't elaborate, as you may still be digesting lunch.


"Gardening" involves bushes.
"Scrabble" is a position.

"Ticket" is what I have, straight to hell.
 
2003-05-27 05:35:20 PM
Brace yourself Effie!
 
2003-05-27 05:36:20 PM
As long as I am young this story will remain gross.
 
2003-05-27 05:36:23 PM
Well, I hope that I can still get it on when I'm elderly.

Just not with elderly people.
 
2003-05-27 05:39:30 PM
LawTalkingGuy just hit the nail on the head...when I'm old and wrinkley, I hope I have enough money to have a trophy girl (money is all that is required for those of you who haven't realized that)

*ducks*
 
2003-05-27 05:43:15 PM
You climb obstacles the way old people f*ck, Private Pyle!
 
SU
2003-05-27 05:43:22 PM
Old people drive like they fark - slow and sloppy
 
SU
2003-05-27 05:43:57 PM
beat me by seconds, Mongrel
 
2003-05-27 05:44:54 PM

I can sum my reaction up with only one word...


"Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwww!"

 
2003-05-27 05:44:54 PM
Pictures folks...c'mon, I've come to expect better from you guys!
 
2003-05-27 05:47:55 PM
Having done a rotation in a nursing home while in nursing school, I saw WAY too many old and wrinkled penises (penii?) than any one should have to. I think the oldest one I've seen was 102. And "nasty" doesn't even begin to describe it.
 
2003-05-27 05:48:26 PM
yeah.. but I am going bang 20 years olds when I am 70. Right? Right? That's how it works? Right?
 
2003-05-27 05:49:19 PM
oops forgot the

giggity giggity giggity... oh yeah.
 
2003-05-27 05:50:24 PM
Gummy Job ?
 
2003-05-27 05:51:27 PM
I'll be the first to say it.

Golden Girls Gone Wild.
 
2003-05-27 05:56:12 PM
 
2003-05-27 05:58:48 PM
In the words of Benny Hill " They don't yell, and they don't tell, and oh, they're grateful as hell, so give me an older woman every time."
 
2003-05-27 06:01:54 PM
GIS for old people sex:



You don't want to know some of the other results. And I had safe search off.
 
2003-05-27 06:05:48 PM
Young_Fart

Saw your Bio. Are you in Huntsville, Al. or Tx.?
 
2003-05-27 06:08:48 PM
Ok- i've got something for all of ya's.

Everyone knows what a bedroom smells like after a really good romp.

Everyone knows what an old person smells like.

Now- who can tell me what a bedroom smells like after two old people have sex?

:)

Lordargent: What say I sit next to you on our way to hell? You like Black Jack or poker??
 
2003-05-27 06:15:12 PM
pictures?
/jk
 
2003-05-27 06:26:22 PM
Murphy, rocket city. AL
 
2003-05-27 06:28:46 PM
I don't think older poeple are having more sex then they used to...they are just sadly talking about it far more now.

I hope to stillbe going at it when I'm in my 60's and 70's though, otherwise dunno if life would be worth living.
 
2003-05-27 06:38:13 PM
"Nothing but a few old elephant skins and some other junk in here. Wait a minute!"
/Futurama

I don't know what I'll do when I get older. Maybe I'll just look at my wrinkled equipment and decide to throw in the towel, there are worse things that can happen to you.
 
2003-05-27 06:45:56 PM
Rosalea: I don't think older poeple are having more sex then they used to...they are just sadly talking about it far more now.

I think there are more older people. Baby boomers and medical science be damned.
 
2003-05-27 06:48:01 PM
Rosalea

So you life isn't complete until you have sex with another 60 year old?
 
2003-05-27 06:48:45 PM
Anyone else have hideous flashbacks from that scene from The Shining in the bathroom?
 
2003-05-27 07:05:25 PM
05-27-03 05:25:42 PM Young_Fart

I wouldn't exactly call Grandma's weekly enema "sex".

But maybe Grandma calls it that?
Ewwwwwww
 
2003-05-27 07:10:06 PM
haha, great headline
 
2003-05-27 07:11:56 PM
My aunt works in a nursing home and she claims no one would believe her if she told all the hank-panky going on in there. I hope I'm still getting it when I'm old.
 
2003-05-27 07:17:37 PM
lay down and boogie and play that funkin music til you die.......


/i don't need a ticket, i'm already there.
 
2003-05-27 07:30:10 PM
Headline: New from Kimberly-Clark and Victoria Secret Crotchless Depends
 
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