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(NCBuy)   The hottest women in showbiz are chosen for their personality   ( divider line
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15389 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 May 2003 at 8:49 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-05-27 02:03:36 AM  
Nice mention of Sarah Silverman, but I fail to see where personality enters in.
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$10 says Halle Berry wins, as she's already competing for the title of Most Overrated Actress (The current titleholder still being, of course, Julia Roberts).
2003-05-27 03:43:40 AM  
I don't get to see enough of Sarah Silverman on a regular basis. I'm off to use the magic of Google to help fix this.
2003-05-27 08:52:17 AM  
Both of thier jumblie personalities.
2003-05-27 08:52:33 AM  
They have personalities?
2003-05-27 08:54:09 AM  
Heh, Sarah Silverman:

We're Earthlings let's blow up Earth things!

/Bob and Dave
2003-05-27 08:57:00 AM  
Maxim is to personality as robots are to ducks
2003-05-27 08:57:05 AM  
Personality Goes A Long Way For A Hot Woman

Christina Applegate and Michelle Pfeiffer are my picks.
both gorgeous and oh soooooo YUMMMMY!!!
2003-05-27 08:57:19 AM  
I would have guessed the hottest women in showbiz are chosen for their boobies.
2003-05-27 08:58:46 AM  
Got Boobies?
2003-05-27 08:59:26 AM  
This is probably true. If you've ever been to Hollywood or L.A., you know that every single woman you see, nearly, is a hot babe.

It only makes since that personality would be a final determiner and filterer, except for strip club job applicants.
2003-05-27 09:02:15 AM  
What ever happened to acting ability?
2003-05-27 09:04:08 AM  
Hey FLA Chickie, didn't you use to have a site of your own? Do you still maintain the site? Just asking.
2003-05-27 09:04:20 AM  
In 1989, I went down to NYU to hang with some friends and drop some acid. And for about 10 glorious minutes there, I hung out with Sarah Silverman. Who was apparently dating Colin Quinn at the time.
Derrrr, didn't Quinn come out of the closet or something recently?
2003-05-27 09:05:09 AM  
An attractive woman who:

(A) Will look past physical deformities and character flaws and talk to him = great personality.

(B) Thinks that a dude's physical deformities, character flaws, poor fashion sense and bad job make him a poor candidate for marriage/coitus = frigid, stuck up, probable lesbian.
2003-05-27 09:08:26 AM  
If you want more Sarah Silverman, including her unique personality, check out Comedy Central's "Tough Crowd". She's on there once or twice a month.

They were showing a "Best Of Tough Crowd" last night, Sarah was heavily featured.
2003-05-27 09:23:26 AM  
Why are Sarah Silverman and Kelly Clarkson "unconventional cuties?"
2003-05-27 09:25:04 AM  
IN all honesty can somebody please tell teh shuffler what happened to the boobies. I want to have my orgasm now. HEHEHEEHE
I won't stop unless it means the Boobies will come back.
2003-05-27 09:26:08 AM  
Since when do women have personality ?

Without their physical appearance they are nothing...
Not to mention that most of 'em are fugly anyway...

Sad but true !

2003-05-27 09:27:03 AM  
Anne.Uumellmahaye Wrote

Why are Sarah Silverman and Kelly Clarkson "unconventional cuties?"

Because they can put together words to make sentences.
2003-05-27 09:28:49 AM  
"Maxim" editor-in-chief Keith Blanchard, who recently spent hours narrowing down America's hottest woman for a TV special, "Maxim's Hot 100," airing June 14 on NBC.

I guess it's too late to vote Wil Wheaton onto that list, eh?
2003-05-27 09:29:11 AM  
Makes some sense. I've met people who I thought were very attractive..until you sit down and talk to them. You can almost watch them get uglier with every word. However, since when is Maximum all about personality???
2003-05-27 09:30:30 AM  
I like Jennifer Garner for her personality.
2003-05-27 09:33:43 AM  
"Why are Sarah Silverman and Kelly Clarkson "unconventional cuties?""

Because they aren't making millions off their looks (i.e. on every magazine cover and 10 out of every 15 minutes on E! devoted to showing them (note that I don't watch E!, I just imagine that's what it's like)).

BTW, I too think Silverman is very nice looking, and has a very keen sense of humor. I think it was on Conan where she "celebrated" Hitler's birthday. That's just funny.
2003-05-27 09:35:00 AM  
I find personalities very hard to Masturb8 to.
2003-05-27 09:36:33 AM  

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2003-05-27 09:42:44 AM  
Pr2, your not trying hard enough then....
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i would like to see the rest of this photoshoot, but i doubt that it exists as we all would want it to..
2003-05-27 09:42:51 AM  
Like Alden_Sloop, I have been away from my PC for about a week and I see no Boobies links...What's up with that???
2003-05-27 09:50:04 AM  
When it comes time to milk the protein hose I often find that thinking about spanking Sarah Silverman helps get the job done. I would so love to throw it to that chick. Also you can just tell she is a lot of fun in the sack.
Damn you Jimmy Kimmel!
2003-05-27 09:50:05 AM  
Oooooh - I get it. "Personality" is the new euphamism for tits.
2003-05-27 09:51:11 AM  
yeah . . i've got a box full of kittens primed and ready to die. . but have no ammo. . .come on ya'll
2003-05-27 09:54:06 AM  
all the boobies links have been moved to Google. Just enter "boobies" or the name of your favourite pr0n starlet and fap away. It really is that easy.

/got kleenex?
2003-05-27 09:54:09 AM  
I heard that Sarah Silverman is dating (brace yourself) Jimmy Kimmel! Like, for years, or something...


And I heard it one step removed from the horse's mouth, or in Jimmy's case, the horse's ass's mouth. So I think it's true.

Apparently they've been dating for years. A writer on Jimmy's show said it.
2003-05-27 09:54:32 AM  
Yakfrog, you may have to do it the old fashioned way, and just stamp on them.
2003-05-27 09:56:48 AM  
However, he admits the selection of unconventional cuties like Kelly Clarkson and comedian Sarah Silverman

unconventional? :-(
2003-05-27 09:57:50 AM  
To all looking for the Bobbies:

Paypal is the way Drew handles Total Fark accounts.
Paypal recently decided to crack down on adult content in anything they do buisness with.
The Boobies links are causing them to want to classify Fark as an adult site.

Sooooooo........Drew is abstaining from the boobies links till he gets things settled. The boobies may be gone for good if thats the only way to work it out.
2003-05-27 10:01:39 AM  
"While surface beauty is obviously a criteria, Blanchard admits personality goes a long way and, many times, a woman will move up in the rankings after he's met her."

2003-05-27 10:02:00 AM  
Lonerancher has heard that jimmy kimmel thing too? Must b true. two seperate people hear it from two obscure sources...
2003-05-27 10:03:21 AM  
The trouble with going out with a comedienne is you just KNOW you'd end up in her act...
2003-05-27 10:04:43 AM  
According to Maxim, "unconventional cutie" = [image from too old to be available]

"conventional cutie" = [image from too old to be available]

I guess it must be something in their diet that determines whether they are "conventional" or "unconventional".
2003-05-27 10:05:47 AM  
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2003-05-27 10:07:08 AM  
Someone tell me how this is even a little cute?

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2003-05-27 10:09:51 AM  
I take it the same goes for the weeners links, too?

Not that there were ever that many to begin with for us poor, deprived Farkettes....

/searching for some Brie and Carrs crackers to go with her whine :-)
2003-05-27 10:10:39 AM  
where da boobies at ?
2003-05-27 10:11:10 AM  
Atomicfever: Personality on a woman is like a good paint job on a battleship... Nice during the off hours, but useless when the action starts.

I'm confused. Where does the poop-deck fit in to your analogy?
2003-05-27 10:12:01 AM  
Ah, the wonders of makeup, lighting, and skilled photographers. They make goddesses and gorgans.
2003-05-27 10:13:20 AM  
05-27-03 10:11:10 AM Purple_Jack
I'm confused. Where does the poop-deck fit in to your analogy?

Heh, heh. You said ANALogy. Heh, heh.

2003-05-27 10:14:16 AM  
List of people some a$$hat would hit in 5...
2003-05-27 10:14:34 AM  
2003-05-27 10:15:35 AM  
Farker Lewis clearly lacks teh html skillz.
In other news, does no one have info on Colin Quinn being teh ghey?
2003-05-27 10:16:01 AM  
Bean--- "Personality doesn't matter" doesn't exactly fly if you're going to take a five-day camping trip with a beautiful/handsome but stupid and irritating person. I have to wonder if the "screw personality" crowd have ever tried to do this. ;-)
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