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(AFP)   Most men don't need XXL condom size but think they do   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 234
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2003-05-26 09:04:24 PM
I do...
 
2003-05-26 09:04:54 PM
I am not "most men".

interpret that however you want.
 
2003-05-26 09:05:46 PM
As do I. I am bigx0r!
 
2003-05-26 09:06:11 PM
Bill Wick's Friedn: They make "ultra-fits" for your problem.
 
2003-05-26 09:06:29 PM
I'll take the high road and say i dont. Flame away.
 
2003-05-26 09:06:50 PM
They're right, I don't need XXL. I need XXXL.
 
2003-05-26 09:07:12 PM
turkish penii > white guy penii
 
2003-05-26 09:07:40 PM
screw you guys im the biggest ever...my own tripod. now you know who owns
 
2003-05-26 09:08:00 PM
after a certain point bigger doesn't = better


*****
 
2003-05-26 09:08:05 PM
6.8 inches is a pretty big national average
 
2003-05-26 09:09:34 PM
wow only 8.8 inches, they sure have small ones in turkey
 
2003-05-26 09:10:35 PM
I have the biggest cock on the internet.
 
2003-05-26 09:11:31 PM
Condom size is all about girth, not length.

Squeezing into a condom sux. Hurray for larger sizes.
 
2003-05-26 09:12:49 PM
I always go with these...
 
2003-05-26 09:14:05 PM
i need the XXL aka Trojan Magnums but not because of being long in length not that i lack in that...you figure out the rest
 
2003-05-26 09:15:15 PM
Wait a second.. 6.8 average? I'm never showering in Turkey.
 
2003-05-26 09:15:18 PM
hahaha with the way you boys talk, you might as well pull out the freakin measuring tape.


*****
 
2003-05-26 09:15:42 PM
Might as well get it over with:



Imcguyver: still laughing.
 
2003-05-26 09:16:47 PM
it's the extended pleasure ones you want. The things are amazing. You can make your SO crazy with them.
 
2003-05-26 09:17:01 PM

Fark that Not2bright!

 
2003-05-26 09:18:48 PM
Hey wait, look at me total strangers! I need the XXCZCKDFJL because I am a man's man!

Ow! I think I pulled a muscle patting myself on the back.

Oh well, whenever you see Peter_hook, you're gonna think "Big D*ck" if you didn't already...just for different reasons.

;-)
 
2003-05-26 09:19:32 PM
Dotderf: I'll see your pool cover and raise you:

 
2003-05-26 09:19:42 PM
Headline should read: Turkish National Institute Exaggerates Size of National Norm. 6.8 is large for anyone anywhere in the world.
 
2003-05-26 09:20:29 PM
Color me I don't get a fvck.

I got no problems, one way or another.
 
2003-05-26 09:20:37 PM
Need?...for what?
 
2003-05-26 09:20:50 PM
I know that in Japan, the women are gaga for Hakan Sukur...the best Turkish footballer.

http://hakan.sukur.tripod.com/

Judging by that pic though, he prefers to take 22cm rather than give it.
 
2003-05-26 09:20:55 PM

That's a good one, God!

 
2003-05-26 09:21:05 PM
Following the wisdom of several female friends of mine, size indeed does not matter.

In fact, they would prefer average men to large men. Large men tend to be painful, sloppy, slow, unwieldy, more flaccid, and are given the uncomfortable accolade "cervix scrapers". And also the fact that they have large cacks makes them strut around like they're fricken' ginos, and that the woman should be honoured to receive them. That makes them terrible at teh sex0ring.

Be comfortable with what you have. Work on technique, not presence. Be a better lover, not a bigger one.
 
2003-05-26 09:22:10 PM
Covergirl
hahaha with the way you boys talk, you might as well pull out the freakin measuring tape.

Okay, but I need somebody to hold the other end.
 
2003-05-26 09:22:14 PM
So was Mahir's secret of getting all those women part of his Turkish endowment?
 
2003-05-26 09:23:48 PM
Covergirl
hahaha with the way you boys talk, you might as well pull out the freakin measuring tape.


bah no need. Everyman posting here knows it off the top of his head.. to the cm.
 
2003-05-26 09:25:52 PM
Ciak:

I think you put the word "have" where the word "am" should have been.
 
2003-05-26 09:26:00 PM
Japanese men need two condoms. One to wear, and one to tie around that one to keep it on.

/Not trying to be sterotypical or anything
 
2003-05-26 09:26:00 PM
Ishkur

You can get as good as you want, but if you can't hit the spot with your jimmy, you can't hit it with your jimmy...so you need to use curled fingers or a dildo or something.

Technique + average size never beats Technique + long enough to scratch that itch and wide enough hit the whole circumferance.

Also...longer eliminates the whole "jackrabbit" motion, which is nothing compared to smooth, powerful thrusts.

Basically, God just ripped some people off. So they learn to eat p*ssy better, that's all. Women have 2 pleasure spots...smaller endowed men should stick with women who prefer the clitoral orgasm, the rest, the vaginal...or the elusive "backdoor sneak attack to the gspot"
 
2003-05-26 09:26:14 PM
if a girl wants a big dick, she'll buy one. If she want's oral sex though, she needs another person. That's where I come in.
 
2003-05-26 09:26:47 PM
I just put a toothpick in my urethra and glue-gun it shut.

Also helps with erectile dysfunction.

If that doesn't hold it, I wrap the whole thing in Duct Tape...
 
2003-05-26 09:26:53 PM
Seems like a national problem:
http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=turkish+pe nis+enlargement

I wish there were an add URL clicky here in Farkomments, so I wouldn't have to remember HTML.

/turkeybaster
 
2003-05-26 09:28:08 PM
My wife can attest to my need for the larger ones, but if I picked up the extended pleasure versions, she'd slap me silly. Four hours is plenty for her.
 
2003-05-26 09:28:11 PM
Cutting the fingers off of latex gloves works in a pinch,too.

/just being buzzed and silly.
 
2003-05-26 09:29:33 PM
This adds a whole new, even more unpleasant dimension to the concept of the Turkish prison.
 
2003-05-26 09:29:37 PM
i was born with two large penises. quadpod. yup, that's what they call me.
 
2003-05-26 09:29:37 PM
Isn't that 6.8 inches with an erection? I would think so. And please welcome me, I'm a newbie.
 
2003-05-26 09:30:33 PM
Jeebus its getting sticky in here.
 
2003-05-26 09:30:57 PM
Mattplante

Flacid doesn't really matter in size. Some men grow quite a bit, others grow very little, but when mentioning size, it's erect size.
 
2003-05-26 09:31:17 PM
When my wife first saw my xxs she asked, "Just who are you going to please with that?"

ME!

/proud of every mm I've got.
 
2003-05-26 09:31:39 PM
flaCCid. Hurry up flood protection before the Grammar Nazis kill me.
 
2003-05-26 09:32:00 PM
Peter_hook: Now you're sounding like one of those homophobic homosexuals who does nothing but sit around talking about how much pussy he gets every day.

heh.
 
2003-05-26 09:34:04 PM
my units only 6. im jelious. but its 8 wide.
 
2003-05-26 09:35:01 PM
[Peter_hook] Well that's a big phhhhew :) I didn't know that some men didn't "grow" that much when in erection. So am I not normal? And thanks for the big welcoming, guys :)
 
2003-05-26 09:35:32 PM
I guess I'm just your average Turk.
 
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