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(ESPN)   "He had Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt in one hand and his private parts in the other," said police spokesman Klaus Pickel   (espn.go.com) divider line 29
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2003-05-26 07:28:17 PM  
Hmmm caught between the urge to say preliminary message and repeat.
 
2003-05-26 08:53:33 PM  
Well, if he was nekkid and had his dickie in his hand, it wasn't private anymore, was it?
 
2003-05-26 11:05:31 PM  
"It's not what it looks like!"
 
2003-05-27 01:33:40 AM  
"The dogs were too small to bite anywhere else"

That's a shame.
 
2003-05-27 01:34:09 AM  
stop repeating, farkers, we all saw this article before, redundantly, and just the other day
 
2003-05-27 01:34:45 AM  
Why is this on ESPN? Is this some kind of German fringe sport?
 
2003-05-27 01:35:10 AM  
Agreed. This is the 2nd time this has been posted.
 
2003-05-27 01:36:13 AM  
I think this is a repeat. (little FYI from me to whoever posted the article)
 
2003-05-27 01:37:00 AM  
Yes, I concur with everyone else that said this has already been posted.
 
2003-05-27 01:37:09 AM  
The words "private parts" and "pickel" in the same headline bring to mind an amusing bit of Fark history.

*coughluckycharmscoughhackwheeze*
 
2003-05-27 01:37:43 AM  
Lather, rinse and repeat.
 
2003-05-27 01:38:10 AM  
was this submitted by Re Pete?
 
2003-05-27 01:39:21 AM  
I apologize.

I did not mean to frighten that lady's dogs, but every time I get in that brisk German air I just feel like peeling off those restrictive Bermudas, grabbing my junk at waving it at people




"
Hey, fraulein!"

/...weirdos
 
2003-05-27 01:44:49 AM  
The man is still on the loose.

Fancy free and blowing in the wind.
 
2003-05-27 01:49:30 AM  
I skipped the story, is it this summers hot beach fashions?
 
2003-05-27 02:03:46 AM  
This is like the thirteenth time this has been posted.

Somebody trying to win a bet, or what?
 
2003-05-27 02:03:46 AM  
I want my money back!
 
2003-05-27 02:16:24 AM  
 
2003-05-27 02:19:44 AM  
or


"This is, like, so last week"
 
2003-05-27 03:05:34 AM  
He had Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt in one hand and his private parts in the other," said police spokesman Klaus Pickel
She had rings on her fingers, and bells in her shoes"


?
 
2003-05-27 03:53:29 AM  
If he only needed one hand to hold it, I wouldn't have been too interested.
 
2003-05-27 04:19:31 AM  
The police chief was unavaliable for comment...
 
2003-05-27 04:23:10 AM  
The Penis Song by Eric Idel

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

--From MPATMOL
 
2003-05-27 04:31:26 AM  
I submitted this article around a week ago with a funnier tagline. THIS IS BS!
 
2003-05-27 05:42:44 AM  
and this is wrong how?
 
2003-05-27 09:30:16 AM  
Kind of like the goat story being run a couple days in a row?

And who's to say that the nude runner wasn't surprised by the lady and her three dogs?

Doesn't everyone like to run in the nude?
 
2003-05-27 11:23:35 AM  
So here comes Bill a-walkin' down Nine Mile
- that's Bill Parker, y'understand -
got his sandwich in one hand, the farkin' head in the other...
 
2003-05-27 12:12:41 PM  
huh-huh-ha. He said "pickel"
 
2003-05-27 11:58:11 PM  
Not what he was expecting when he asked to see her puppies.
 
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