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(Honolulu Star-Bulletin)   East Honolulu thieves caught with $100,000 worth of lawn jockeys (pics)   (starbulletin.com) divider line 20
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2001-10-05 10:02:56 AM
are they with the California Lawn Gnome Liberation Front?
 
2001-10-05 10:06:25 AM
Now that's a bizarre fetish!
 
2001-10-05 10:14:49 AM
We used to steal these things from peoples' yards. But we would just arrange them in somebody else's yard. We'd swap entire yards around, plants, birdbaths, porch swings, everything. I bet I have these guy's "tonnage" beat easily. Only difference is that I didn't keep the stuff.
 
2001-10-05 10:20:38 AM
Maybe this is the asshole who swiped my gnome
 
2001-10-05 10:37:51 AM
What religion worships the pink-shirted lawn jockey?
 
2001-10-05 10:37:53 AM
those are haole jockeys, figure it out...
 
2001-10-05 10:50:55 AM
Whey did lawn jockeys become white?
 
2001-10-05 10:53:19 AM
Those look like San Francisco Jockeys.
 
2001-10-05 11:14:12 AM
What? Getting rid of lawn ornaments is a crime? They put you in jail for that?
 
2001-10-05 11:35:39 AM
I agree with Dogbone.Everyone knows that lawn jockeys are Beetlejuice's relatives---midget niggas like himself.
 
2001-10-05 11:38:45 AM
Hawaii has gayest lawn jockeys in country.

Um. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2001-10-05 11:42:56 AM
dogbone....how many jockeys have you seen that arent white?
 
2001-10-05 11:43:42 AM
DrNo:

I agree. Give them a medal.
 
2001-10-05 11:50:11 AM
What's wrong with midgets? Jockeys, prrtttllll.
 
2001-10-05 11:53:54 AM
Any punk-ass with a white lawn jockey deserves to have it stolen.

Political correctness can suck a root and die.

Negro lawn jockeys rock.
 
2001-10-05 12:37:05 PM
In the 70's it became PC to paint lawn jockeys white. Highschool buddies and I went around on Friday nights and painted them black again.
 
2001-10-05 01:40:05 PM
I can't believe there were that many lawn jockeys in East Hono.
 
2001-10-05 01:42:13 PM
My bad, prolly most of the stuff was cranes, lions and Buddhas. Only haoles have lawn jockeys.
 
2001-10-05 03:43:25 PM
Anyone else feel the 'hero' tag would have been appropriate here? I hate those damn things. But, they should have smashed them to pieces. Now, those people will get them all back and put them back in there yards!!

(BTW, I'm kidding, no need to attack me for wanting peoples personal property destroyed)
 
2001-10-05 09:16:04 PM
Wouldn't be peeved is most were white and some were black, but now ALL HAVE TO BE WHITE, and that's annoying. If you want to make them like real jockeys, they should be Hispanic. PC sucks.
 
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