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(LA Times)   Stevie Wonder sued for giving his ex-girlfriend an STD   ( divider line
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2001-10-05 10:02:48 AM  
His real name is "Steveland?" Well that's going to make his theme park easy to name...
2001-10-05 10:10:41 AM  
I bet his ex-girlfriend is a tranny. He'd never know.
2001-10-05 10:18:15 AM  
Syph-I-lis and Her-pes-C live together in har-mon-y
together in Cal-I-for-nia.

I just called to say I'm sueing you, and I mean that from the bottom of my parts.
2001-10-05 10:20:02 AM  
he never saw this coming
2001-10-05 10:22:16 AM  
I don't believe it. My Stevie Wonder would not do such a thing.
2001-10-05 10:24:03 AM  
Suing Stevie Wonder over an STD? Seems like a rash act...
2001-10-05 10:26:31 AM  
"My Herpes Amour..."
2001-10-05 10:27:45 AM  
stevie was quoted (responding to a journalist asking him if being blind was not too much a burden) : "well, ya know, it could have been worse, i could have been black for instance..."

btw english are hypocrits morons ...
2001-10-05 10:28:41 AM  
Man, if every woman sued me that I gave and STD to.. uhhhhh.. nevermind.
2001-10-05 10:37:35 AM  
LOL IFQ, did stevie really say that?
2001-10-05 10:37:58 AM  
have you ever seen stevie wonder's girlfriend?

neither has he!

hahahahahahahahaha! haha! ha. he. oh.
2001-10-05 10:44:53 AM  
This is just more information that I wanted to know.
2001-10-05 10:48:07 AM  
Stevie gave that girl VD... Dooh Dah... Dooh Dah...
2001-10-05 10:53:07 AM  
Steve, that dog. Even the blind man has no trouble finding the poon tang.
2001-10-05 10:56:49 AM  
Her last name is McAfee....couldn't she have just updated her antivirus files?
2001-10-05 10:57:57 AM  
I wonder what the message would be if he "brailled" his weiner over the bumps on it.
2001-10-05 11:01:14 AM  
Do you think she is gonna rob him blind?
2001-10-05 11:05:04 AM  
At least he has an excuse for "accidently" putting it in her ass.
2001-10-05 11:06:35 AM  
Looks like McAfee needs some virus protection!
2001-10-05 11:13:40 AM  
Inetdude, you beat me to it. Never mind.
2001-10-05 11:20:35 AM  
nope seele , it was just an old joke.
btw did i mention english were farking hypocrits ??
2001-10-05 11:24:07 AM  
Suing Stevie Wonder? Well isn't she lovely....
2001-10-05 11:32:08 AM  
How can you sue stevie wonder, god dammit!
2001-10-05 11:32:33 AM  
I wonder how ugly this woman is ?
2001-10-05 12:08:44 PM  
Note to self: Cancel date with Angela McAfee ASAP!
2001-10-05 12:08:49 PM  
'..persuaded her in August 1996 to quit working as a wardrobe consultant..'

Scene: ordinary surburban house
- 'What furniture do we need to store our clothes in, Honey?'
- 'Gee, I dunno - hey, we'd better call'

Coming soon to HBO
2001-10-05 12:30:27 PM  
Can't we get Stevie a peek? Just a peek!?!?
2001-10-05 01:00:34 PM  
The chick dont have herpies That is just brail that reads puddy.. So steveland don't get Stink Finger.
2001-10-05 01:24:45 PM  
You see, this is the downside of not being able to see where you stick your penis.
2001-10-05 01:51:19 PM  
todd1138 - EXACTLY!
2001-10-05 01:52:15 PM  
Imagine the scaggly hoes Stevie's posse hooks him up with. "Yeah Stevie, she's the hottest one in the crowd" they say as they pay 2 dollar hooker
2001-10-05 02:17:56 PM  
What in HOLY FECKING HELL is Rocko talking about?
2001-10-05 02:26:16 PM  
Well, there's Herpes, AIDS, chlamidia, and the king of all, the Syph,

And pretty soon she'll be so thin and wan she'll look like a hyroglyph...

She can feel it all over,
She can feel it all over people....
2001-10-05 04:05:41 PM  
the inscription at the Missouri Schhol for the Blind says it best:
"it is the soul that sees"
2001-10-05 04:22:53 PM  
I hear he had a bunch of condoms that he was planning on using, but it turned out they were actually wet wipes.

Boogie on, reggae woman.
2001-10-05 04:40:17 PM  
Not Stevie! Wonder if he just thought he was ribbed for her pleasure....
2001-10-05 04:51:54 PM  
He probably never realized he had herpes until now.
2001-10-05 05:24:48 PM  
Beware of Stevie's Master Blaster!
2001-10-05 06:09:17 PM  
cuz he black
2001-10-05 08:20:59 PM  
There is Superstition......chafing on my balls
There is Superstition..... my girlfriend needs some gauze.....yeah...thirteen month old scabbee ohhhh...
peeling on my years of court costs..
better sell some grass.....

do dah do dah.
2001-10-05 09:41:27 PM  
Hmm,suspicious.'Cuz he's blind,she could've been running around on him.Sounds skanky to me.
2001-10-05 10:58:56 PM  
"The only breach that has been made is one of Stevie's trust in someone he had heretofore called a friend," Wasser said.

Isn't that the most hideous lawyerspeak you ever did hear? I don't think I'll be able to crap for a month after reading that.
2001-10-05 11:54:33 PM  
ROFL HOLY shiat!

I made this name up and now I can apply it to today's fark link! HURRAY I AM STEEVIE WONDER AND I GAVE THE biatch THE MEASELS!!!!!11111
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