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(Fark) NewsFlash I just deleted EVERYTHING IN THE POLITICS QUEUE. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE IT'S FRIDAY OR APPARENTLY SATURDAY IN MY OWN TIMEZONE GET OUT AND ENJOY LIFE -DREW   (fark.com) divider line 5273
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2010-06-12 01:14:53 AM
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger: I AM A WHITE PERSON

Tits or GTFO!
 
2010-06-12 01:14:55 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: TheManofPA: Uchiha_Cycliste: TheManofPA: Uchiha_Cycliste: TheManofPA: middleoftheday: Uchiha_Cycliste: you must remember 5 beer preceded this bottle.

NOT THREE BEER. NOT FOUR BEER.

FIVE BEER

THERE ARE FOUR BEERS!

no gfife beer.

THERE ARE FIVE BEERS!

thats actually what I tried to say.

THEN THERE ARE FOUR BEERS!

No there are 5 beer!!


THERE ARE FOUR BEERS!
 
2010-06-12 01:15:23 AM
THERE IS NO BEER!
 
2010-06-12 01:15:27 AM
Drew: I HAVE REACHED THE POINT WHERE I AM LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING

most excellent
 
2010-06-12 01:15:36 AM
img41.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-12 01:15:36 AM
Drew: I HAVE REACHED THE POINT WHERE I AM LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING

PENIS
 
2010-06-12 01:15:42 AM
pix.motivatedphotos.com
 
2010-06-12 01:15:46 AM
I know Im late to the party but....

Drew, your sir, ROCK THE BOO-TANG....

/CAPS LOCK
//ARE YOU READY TO UNLEASH THE farkING FURY?
 
2010-06-12 01:15:46 AM
i37.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 01:15:47 AM
i145.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 01:15:49 AM
Deleted Politics Queue Thread PSA:
Don't reproduce while posting in this thread or this could happen to your children:

lh5.ggpht.com
 
2010-06-12 01:15:56 AM
log_jammin: something tells me tomorrow Drwe will post a thread about how he left his account logged in and his wife started posting. He's so upset that he's leaving to join the marine core.

Nah, his wife is cooler than him. Everyone would be like "how did Drew get so smart and charming?"

Oh, hai Drew.
 
2010-06-12 01:15:58 AM
at80eighty: ok ami - that pic slayed me

It kills me every time.
 
2010-06-12 01:16:12 AM
eddyatwork: THERE IS NO BEER!

THERE IS STILL BEER!!
 
2010-06-12 01:16:19 AM
Drew: WOULD YOU PEOPLE STOP POSTING NEW COMMENTS I CAN'T KEEP UP. AND BY YOU PEOPLE I MEAN MINORITIES I DO NOT LIKE THANK YOU KINDLY

=(


b-b-but im part of the token crew
 
2010-06-12 01:16:20 AM
I feel like I've gotten some /b in my Fark and I'm scared. Somebody hold me please.
 
2010-06-12 01:16:25 AM
i369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 01:16:38 AM
seventeen bier
 
2010-06-12 01:16:46 AM
img808.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-12 01:16:50 AM
TheManofPA: Uchiha_Cycliste: TheManofPA: Uchiha_Cycliste: TheManofPA: Uchiha_Cycliste: TheManofPA: middleoftheday: Uchiha_Cycliste: you must remember 5 beer preceded this bottle.

NOT THREE BEER. NOT FOUR BEER.

FIVE BEER

THERE ARE FOUR BEERS!

no gfife beer.

THERE ARE FIVE BEERS!

thats actually what I tried to say.

THEN THERE ARE FOUR BEERS!

No there are 5 beer!!

THERE ARE FOUR BEERS!


i451.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 01:16:51 AM
basemetal: El Pachuco: This thread is now about sinks.

I can think of better things than sinks.


HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

I uh . . . I"ll be back uh . . . later



Thankyousoveryfarkinmuchly - I thought these women were all gone
 
2010-06-12 01:16:53 AM
Drew: I JUST GOT DONE RUNNING THE QUEUE WTF IS GOING WRONG IN HERE

People are entirely too farking sober or not off farking each other's brains out
 
2010-06-12 01:16:53 AM
Genevieve Marie: Savoir-Faire: Free Naskar! The Hawks are champions so we can do whatever we want!

Basketball season already ended?


savoirfaire.smugmug.com
 
2010-06-12 01:17:03 AM
This thread ...

i145.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 01:17:03 AM
img259.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-12 01:17:04 AM
Drew: I HAVE REACHED THE POINT WHERE I AM LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING


Bullshiat. Even eddyatwork's comments?
 
2010-06-12 01:17:19 AM
Drew: I HAVE REACHED THE POINT WHERE I AM LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING

images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2010-06-12 01:17:26 AM
i369.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 01:17:29 AM
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2010-06-12 01:17:31 AM
We nearly had the same glasses in 8th grade!

img810.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-12 01:17:32 AM
Drew: JESUS CHRIST THIS INTERFACE SUCKS WHO DESIGNED THIS THING

motivationalimage.com
 
2010-06-12 01:17:41 AM
img10.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-12 01:17:42 AM
The NaSkAr: darkhorse23: Genevieve Marie: The NaSkAr: Drew would just do it without question, meanie

What, fark your mom?

Bwahahahahahaaaaa I lerve me some GM

you're the biggest asskisser around these parts. I continually impove on what I do to stay more awesome


Keep farkin' that chicken...
 
2010-06-12 01:17:44 AM
Genevieve Marie: Nah, his wife is cooler than him. Everyone would be like "how did Drew get so smart and charming?"

no way. It's not him cause he's typing in ALL CAPS!. It HAS to be a different person!
 
2010-06-12 01:17:47 AM
ami5000: Your dreams will be full of F*CKING FIRE and BRIMSTONE and UGLY-ASS B*TCHES!

Stop picking on him!

Screamingredmenace: Some Smackbottom.

I haven't seen you in ages.

Genevieve Marie: Once upon a time there was this dude who got hammered and threw up on a subway in chicago. And girls thought it was gross.

Oh come on, who hasn't thrown up on a subway? Especially in Chicago.
 
2010-06-12 01:17:48 AM
McCartneys two cents:

img.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 01:17:50 AM
ami5000: Derek313: ami5000: Derek313: DUDE I'VE BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT AND I GOT BLOND GIRL COMING OVER RIGHT NOW! BRING IT farkING ON!

Post a thread where people suggest what you should do to her! It's a great idea!

IDEAS ANYONE? SHE'S 10 MINUTES AWAY! W00T! fark YEAH! MERICA!

STICK IT IN HER POOPER.



When she drinks, she takes it up the pooper.

jst3p: Derek313: ami5000: Derek313: DUDE I'VE BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT AND I GOT BLOND GIRL COMING OVER RIGHT NOW! BRING IT farkING ON!

Post a thread where people suggest what you should do to her! It's a great idea!

IDEAS ANYONE? SHE'S 10 MINUTES AWAY! W00T! fark YEAH! MERICA!

Why is your mom coming over so late?


Because you couldn't finish the job.
 
2010-06-12 01:17:57 AM
whi wiul get more drunkerenr qwith me!?@
 
2010-06-12 01:17:58 AM
You can get drunk on Fark?

Holy shiat.

I thought it was only about politics and religion...
 
hsg
2010-06-12 01:18:10 AM
Drew: I HAVE REACHED THE POINT WHERE I AM LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING

Take this from an expert, Oh almighty provider of website I lurk everyday. Drink water. Lots of it. You'll thank me tomorrow, while I thank you for this farked-up website that manages to avoid being blocked at work :)
 
2010-06-12 01:18:11 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I DON'T PLAY BY THE RULES, BUT FROGDAMMIT, I GET *RESULTS*

YOU SPOILED ALL THE MARMALADE WITH YOUR BLANTANT DISREGARD FOR PROCEDURE.


darkhorse23: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

I MAY CUT A B*TCH!!!
 
2010-06-12 01:18:11 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: TheManofPA: Uchiha_Cycliste: TheManofPA: Uchiha_Cycliste: TheManofPA: Uchiha_Cycliste: TheManofPA: middleoftheday: Uchiha_Cycliste: you must remember 5 beer preceded this bottle.

NOT THREE BEER. NOT FOUR BEER.

FIVE BEER

THERE ARE FOUR BEERS!

no gfife beer.

THERE ARE FIVE BEERS!

thats actually what I tried to say.

THEN THERE ARE FOUR BEERS!

No there are 5 beer!!

THERE ARE FOUR BEERS!


THERE ARE FOUR BEERS
 
2010-06-12 01:18:12 AM
ami5000: The NaSkAr: ok I can't stay up anylonger. Will ami and GM tell me a bedtime story?

Your dreams will be full of F*CKING FIRE and BRIMSTONE and UGLY-ASS B*TCHES!


The last thirty years worth of Cubs seasons and the Cubs' players' wives?
 
2010-06-12 01:18:41 AM
Drew: I HAVE REACHED THE POINT WHERE I AM LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING

Even that stupid thing in the mirror?
/omg sickest burn ever.
 
2010-06-12 01:18:45 AM
eddyatwork: ami5000: Your dreams will be full of F*CKING FIRE and BRIMSTONE and UGLY-ASS B*TCHES!

Stop picking on him!

Screamingredmenace: Some Smackbottom.

I haven't seen you in ages.

Genevieve Marie: Once upon a time there was this dude who got hammered and threw up on a subway in chicago. And girls thought it was gross.

Oh come on, who hasn't thrown up on a subway? Especially in Chicago.


Hell, I did that last April 1.
 
2010-06-12 01:18:48 AM
i285.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 01:18:48 AM
imgboot.com
 
2010-06-12 01:18:53 AM
No, you give me YOUR wallet!
 
2010-06-12 01:19:09 AM
www.turbofark.com
 
2010-06-12 01:19:17 AM
i369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.com
 
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