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(Fark) NewsFlash I just deleted EVERYTHING IN THE POLITICS QUEUE. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE IT'S FRIDAY OR APPARENTLY SATURDAY IN MY OWN TIMEZONE GET OUT AND ENJOY LIFE -DREW   (fark.com) divider line 5273
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2010-06-12 01:11:45 AM
The NaSkAr: darkhorse23: Genevieve Marie: The NaSkAr: Drew would just do it without question, meanie

What, fark your mom?

Bwahahahahahaaaaa I lerve me some GM

you're the biggest asskisser around these parts. I continually impove on what I do to stay more awesome


You sound douchey.
 
2010-06-12 01:11:57 AM
This thread is phat!
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2010-06-12 01:12:01 AM
Drew: WOULD YOU PEOPLE STOP POSTING NEW COMMENTS I CAN'T KEEP UP. AND BY YOU PEOPLE I MEAN MINORITIES I DO NOT LIKE THANK YOU KINDLY

Deathbird, you owe me tree-fitty.
I told you he was a rassist.
 
2010-06-12 01:12:09 AM
WE NEED A BEER-COLORED ARMBAND AROUND THE FARK LOGO

STAT
 
2010-06-12 01:12:09 AM
gpellis: HEY CAN PEOPLE STOP POSTING PICTURES WITH THEIR GODDAMN DROIDS LIKE THEY ARE AWESOME.

thtese are not the droids we are looking for/
 
2010-06-12 01:12:09 AM
gpellis: HEY CAN PEOPLE STOP POSTING PICTURES WITH THEIR GODDAMN DROIDS LIKE THEY ARE AWESOME.

NOU
 
2010-06-12 01:12:19 AM
Savoir-Faire: Free Naskar! The Hawks are champions so we can do whatever we want!

Basketball season already ended?
 
2010-06-12 01:12:31 AM
Wow! Came home drunk from my birthday shenanigans and found this thread. Pure awesomeness.
 
2010-06-12 01:12:37 AM
I feel like Fark is on acid at the moment. Holy crap.
 
2010-06-12 01:12:39 AM
Drew: WOULD YOU PEOPLE STOP POSTING NEW COMMENTS I CAN'T KEEP UP. AND BY YOU PEOPLE I MEAN MINORITIES I DO NOT LIKE THANK YOU KINDLY

You heard him conservatives!
 
2010-06-12 01:12:42 AM
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2010-06-12 01:12:43 AM
Drew: WOULD YOU PEOPLE STOP POSTING NEW COMMENTS I CAN'T KEEP UP. AND BY YOU PEOPLE I MEAN MINORITIES I DO NOT LIKE THANK YOU KINDLY

Can we post boobies while you catch up on your reading?
 
2010-06-12 01:12:45 AM
Drew: MINORITIES

I AM A WHITE PERSON
 
2010-06-12 01:12:45 AM
ok I can't stay up anylonger. Will ami and GM tell me a bedtime story?
 
2010-06-12 01:12:51 AM
Drew: YOU PEOPLE I MEAN MINORITIES I DO NOT LIKE THANK YOU KINDLY

Dude, you can't say that! There's Asians on this site and those farkers can do MATH!
 
2010-06-12 01:12:53 AM
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2010-06-12 01:12:58 AM
lol
 
2010-06-12 01:13:00 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: TheManofPA: Uchiha_Cycliste: TheManofPA: middleoftheday: Uchiha_Cycliste: you must remember 5 beer preceded this bottle.

NOT THREE BEER. NOT FOUR BEER.

FIVE BEER

THERE ARE FOUR BEERS!

no gfife beer.

THERE ARE FIVE BEERS!

thats actually what I tried to say.


THEN THERE ARE FOUR BEERS!
 
paj
2010-06-12 01:13:04 AM
Everybody.
flakmag.com
 
2010-06-12 01:13:07 AM
Cuthbert Allgood: WE NEED ORDER. EVERYONE STOP POSTING UNTIL WE GET TATSUMA'S UPDATE.

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2010-06-12 01:13:09 AM
So who is this "Drew" an alt for?
 
2010-06-12 01:13:30 AM
Genevieve Marie: He thinks the internet is srs business.

VRY SRZ BIDNESS

lima beans: Not sure, maybe you should?

IMA GET RIGHT ON DAT.

I need some energy. Got a spare fortune cookie?
 
2010-06-12 01:13:32 AM
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2010-06-12 01:13:33 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: WE NEED A BEER-COLORED ARMBAND AROUND THE FARK LOGO

STAT


WE NEED IMPROMPTU TMLO THEATRE

STAT
 
2010-06-12 01:13:41 AM
ok ami - that pic slayed me
 
2010-06-12 01:13:41 AM
eddyatwork: NEWSFLASH: I just took a huge dump! Complete with pictures and video!

www.turbofark.com
 
2010-06-12 01:13:42 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: WE NEED A BEER-COLORED ARMBAND AROUND THE FARK LOGO

STAT


So... golden? Like unicorn dust?
 
2010-06-12 01:13:47 AM
TheManofPA: Uchiha_Cycliste: TheManofPA: Uchiha_Cycliste: TheManofPA: middleoftheday: Uchiha_Cycliste: you must remember 5 beer preceded this bottle.

NOT THREE BEER. NOT FOUR BEER.

FIVE BEER

THERE ARE FOUR BEERS!

no gfife beer.

THERE ARE FIVE BEERS!

thats actually what I tried to say.

THEN THERE ARE FOUR BEERS!


No there are 5 beer!!
 
2010-06-12 01:13:50 AM
img524.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-12 01:13:56 AM
something tells me tomorrow Drwe will post a thread about how he left his account logged in and his wife started posting. He's so upset that he's leaving to join the marine core.
 
2010-06-12 01:14:00 AM
lbryant: DAMNIT, KITTY! I'M TRYING TO LOOK AT FARK!

I've seen that picture on your screen somewhere,.........
 
2010-06-12 01:14:01 AM
eddyatwork: NEWSFLASH: I just took a huge dump! Complete with pictures and video!

If only GM wasn't here :-\
 
2010-06-12 01:14:07 AM
Savoir-Faire: The NaSkAr: Genevieve Marie: The NaSkAr: Genevieve Marie: SLUTTY AND UNACCEPTABLE IN THIS COMMUNITY

THAT COSTUME MAKES YOU LOOK FAT

Anyone else think Naskar is a douche? Because he's totally a douche.

My ambien's starting to kick in so I'm giving you permission to give me a sleepy time out so you can earn the 'I banned Naskar' badge

Free Naskar! The Hawks are champions so we can do whatever we want!


pretty much, rock on dude
 
2010-06-12 01:14:07 AM
The NaSkAr: ok I can't stay up anylonger. Will ami and GM tell me a bedtime story?

I have a bedtime story for you:

Once there was a NaSkAr. He sucked terribly. He tried to suck less, but he sucked so bad that he couldn't. Then he died of acute suckosis. The end.
 
2010-06-12 01:14:09 AM
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2010-06-12 01:14:15 AM
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2010-06-12 01:14:18 AM
I briefly lived in Somerset, Kentucky.
 
2010-06-12 01:14:19 AM
The NaSkAr: ok I can't stay up anylonger. Will ami and GM tell me a bedtime story?

I'm out too. GM make sure this thread doesn't get deleted accidentally
 
2010-06-12 01:14:21 AM
Ugly and Unsuccessful European-American
 
2010-06-12 01:14:22 AM
Damn, this is some awesome stuff. It shows that Fark is not just some cookie cutter corporate site. I knew I was going to like this place.
 
2010-06-12 01:14:22 AM
spidermann: No thread is complete without...

I *WILL* INVESTIGATE THESE MATTERS BUT I NEED A WACKY AND ASTUTE SIDEKICK


Interrupted Infinitum: TMLO would make a wacky and possibly haphazard detective.

I DON'T PLAY BY THE RULES, BUT FROGDAMMIT, I GET *RESULTS*
 
2010-06-12 01:14:23 AM
Needs more hot chicks:

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2010-06-12 01:14:24 AM
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2010-06-12 01:14:28 AM
The NaSkAr: ok I can't stay up anylonger. Will ami and GM tell me a bedtime story?

Your dreams will be full of F*CKING FIRE and BRIMSTONE and UGLY-ASS B*TCHES!
 
2010-06-12 01:14:29 AM
I HAVE REACHED THE POINT WHERE I AM LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING
 
2010-06-12 01:14:31 AM
Etchy333: So who is this "Drew" an alt for?

Some Smackbottom.
 
2010-06-12 01:14:32 AM
Posting in a epic thread.

/again
//Work tomorrow is gonna suck
///NOT AS MUCH AS DREW'S HANGOVER
 
2010-06-12 01:14:34 AM
The NaSkAr: ok I can't stay up anylonger. Will ami and GM tell me a bedtime story?

Once upon a time there was this dude who got hammered and threw up on a subway in chicago. And girls thought it was gross.

The ends!
 
2010-06-12 01:14:38 AM
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2010-06-12 01:14:45 AM
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