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(Fark) NewsFlash I just deleted EVERYTHING IN THE POLITICS QUEUE. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE IT'S FRIDAY OR APPARENTLY SATURDAY IN MY OWN TIMEZONE GET OUT AND ENJOY LIFE -DREW   (fark.com) divider line 5273
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2010-06-12 12:59:38 AM  
hellface i lol'd
 
2010-06-12 12:59:39 AM  
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2010-06-12 12:59:42 AM  
Still love this

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2010-06-12 12:59:50 AM  
i26.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 01:00:02 AM  
Are these the end times?

I'm scared.
 
2010-06-12 01:00:06 AM  
Interrupted Infinitum: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING F*CKKKKKKKKKKKK??????????

HAH! Why do I remember that?
 
2010-06-12 01:00:08 AM  
The NaSkAr: I banned Naskar

No way man. I'm sick of people bagging on you. I met you and you were cool.

moonscatter: drew the drunken thread godzilla!

Someone with Photoshop skills? I believe you know what to do.
 
2010-06-12 01:00:14 AM  
missmarsha: and jesus chicken

AND JESUS CHICKEN. DO YOU HEAR US DREW?
 
2010-06-12 01:00:33 AM  
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2010-06-12 01:00:47 AM  
I LOVE YOU DREW!!!!!
 
2010-06-12 01:00:49 AM  
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2010-06-12 01:01:07 AM  
i37.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 01:01:08 AM  
There's Maybe one Little thing that cOuld make THis night Even A Tad betteR for Everyone, right?
 
2010-06-12 01:01:11 AM  
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2010-06-12 01:01:17 AM  
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2010-06-12 01:01:21 AM  
also drew you keep talking about jesus a lot - are you going to be posting more in the religion thread?

wait...YOURE BEVETS ARENT YOU?
 
2010-06-12 01:01:41 AM  
EggFool: Interrupted Infinitum: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING F*CKKKKKKKKKKKK??????????

HAH! Why do I remember that?


Clerks.
 
2010-06-12 01:01:45 AM  
I wish. No money. No weed. No women. And now you've taken away Fark. I'm gonna go find some rope.
 
2010-06-12 01:01:50 AM  
::pokes head in::
::backs out slowly::
 
2010-06-12 01:02:10 AM  
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2010-06-12 01:02:11 AM  
katastrophe: What are you crazy kids doing in here?

It's a surprise party just for you :D

And SBD, nice job breaking out the party spider!!!
 
2010-06-12 01:02:15 AM  
ami5000: img822.imageshack.us

That picture, always, always makes me LOL.
 
2010-06-12 01:02:19 AM  
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2010-06-12 01:02:28 AM  
PanicMan: Uchiha_Cycliste: who will drink more with me!>?!

Jesus christ man, you're drinking like a gladiator with that bottle.

/that made more sense in my head.


you must remember 5 beer preceded this bottle.

i451.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 01:02:33 AM  
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2010-06-12 01:02:33 AM  
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2010-06-12 01:02:35 AM  
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2010-06-12 01:02:39 AM  
Oh shiat Ami5000, I lol'd hard at that.
 
2010-06-12 01:02:44 AM  
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2010-06-12 01:02:55 AM  
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2010-06-12 01:02:56 AM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: who will drink more with me!>?!

i47.tinypic.com

Cheers!
 
2010-06-12 01:02:59 AM  
ami5000: Derek313: DUDE I'VE BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT AND I GOT BLOND GIRL COMING OVER RIGHT NOW! BRING IT farkING ON!

Post a thread where people suggest what you should do to her! It's a great idea!


IDEAS ANYONE? SHE'S 10 MINUTES AWAY! W00T! fark YEAH! MERICA!
 
2010-06-12 01:03:14 AM  
JESUS CHRIST THIS INTERFACE SUCKS WHO DESIGNED THIS THING
 
2010-06-12 01:03:21 AM  
Top story today: Drew Curtis held a press conference earlier this evening or early this morning, depending on timezones, showing his bold new direction for Fark.com Here is the highlight of the conference:

I just deleted EVERYTHING IN THE POLITICS QUEUE. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE IT'S FRIDAY OR APPARENTLY SATURDAY IN MY OWN TIMEZONE GET OUT AND ENJOY LIFE -DREW


In other related news, Fark.com shut down this past Saturday due to record-breaking low traffic and abysmal page hit numbers. Drew was not available for comment. However, Drew's legal consul and top adviser, who has a GED in Law, explained the reason why Drew would not return our calls:

'He's traveling.'

And now, on to to Duke with sports. Duke?
 
2010-06-12 01:03:21 AM  
Genevieve Marie: The NaSkAr: My ambien's starting to kick in so I'm giving you permission to give me a sleepy time out so you can earn the 'I banned Naskar' badge

Meh, that's kind of like saying I farked your mom. Enough people do it and it loses its clout.


Drew would just do it without question, meanie
 
2010-06-12 01:03:22 AM  
Drew: I love you man, you are the awesomest Farker ever

Roasting in a Brew thread.

Sponsor me, you fat fark.
 
2010-06-12 01:03:27 AM  
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2010-06-12 01:03:28 AM  
ami5000: ffish: BOO

Who the f*ck let this guy back on fark?


Between the rabid monkeys and coked-out donkey running around, I snuck in through the back door.
 
2010-06-12 01:03:46 AM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2010-06-12 01:03:48 AM  
Trillian Astra: We are all doing the exact opposite of what Drew intended.

Perhaps not the "get out" part, but y'all seem to be enjoying yourselves. I wonder what the average BAC of everyone here is.
 
2010-06-12 01:03:49 AM  
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/hey Willie!
 
2010-06-12 01:03:54 AM  
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2010-06-12 01:04:02 AM  
Drew: JESUS CHRIST THIS INTERFACE SUCKS WHO DESIGNED THIS THING

You'll get over it.
 
2010-06-12 01:04:04 AM  
Derek313: ami5000: Derek313: DUDE I'VE BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT AND I GOT BLOND GIRL COMING OVER RIGHT NOW! BRING IT farkING ON!

Post a thread where people suggest what you should do to her! It's a great idea!

IDEAS ANYONE? SHE'S 10 MINUTES AWAY! W00T! fark YEAH! MERICA!


STICK IT IN HER POOPER.
 
2010-06-12 01:04:12 AM  
Drew: JESUS CHRIST THIS INTERFACE SUCKS WHO DESIGNED THIS THING

u
 
2010-06-12 01:04:13 AM  
www.turbofark.com
 
2010-06-12 01:04:15 AM  
jetzzfan: There's Maybe one Little thing that cOuld make THis night Even A Tad betteR for Everyone, right?

What you did there, I see it, and I agree.
 
2010-06-12 01:04:18 AM  
ALL I WANT IS HOES, BIG BOOTY HOES.
 
2010-06-12 01:04:24 AM  
Drew: JESUS CHRIST THIS INTERFACE SUCKS WHO DESIGNED THIS THING

TOO MUCH WHITE SPACE!!!
 
2010-06-12 01:04:29 AM  
Drew: JESUS CHRIST THIS INTERFACE SUCKS WHO DESIGNED THIS THING

You'll get over it.
 
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