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(Fark) NewsFlash I just deleted EVERYTHING IN THE POLITICS QUEUE. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE IT'S FRIDAY OR APPARENTLY SATURDAY IN MY OWN TIMEZONE GET OUT AND ENJOY LIFE -DREW   (fark.com) divider line 5273
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2010-06-12 12:02:18 AM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: I'm on my 5th beer and nothing =(
should I go buy more?


DUH!!!!

I'll ask you one question that's just as easy. Which Korea is Best Korea?

A hint:

farm4.static.flickr.com

/sorry to an OLCC servers who serve me after now.
 
2010-06-12 12:02:21 AM  
should I buy a 12 pack or a bottle of bourbon?
 
2010-06-12 12:02:21 AM  
fat aristotle: Wow. This could be good.

Good like one of those ones where people send everybody BIE just because they've posted in a legendary thread? OK.
 
2010-06-12 12:02:23 AM  
guess i'll represent the pot and vicodin crowd tonight. nothing says "fun weekend" like havin' some teeth pulled!

And now, time to rinse.

With bourbon

/Oh dear liver, how i shall miss thee..
//yeah, not really on that last one, would be a bit much
 
2010-06-12 12:02:35 AM  
Alacritous: 4.bp.blogspot.com


David Carradine had really let himself go...
 
2010-06-12 12:02:41 AM  
ami5000: make me some tea: DREW AND NASKAR SITTIN IN A TREE

F-*-C-K-I-N-G


*fap*
 
2010-06-12 12:02:56 AM  
damn near greatest simulpost ever/;
 
2010-06-12 12:02:58 AM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: should I buy a 12 pack or a bottle of bourbon?

(e) all of the above
 
2010-06-12 12:02:58 AM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: I'm on my 5th beer and nothing =(
should I go buy more?


Switch to something harder.
 
2010-06-12 12:03:07 AM  
Still not drunk enough to make me a Mod, tho...
 
2010-06-12 12:03:19 AM  
as someone who has to get up early and can't party tonight.... i feel sort of sad now :(
 
2010-06-12 12:03:20 AM  
basemetal: El Pachuco: This thread is now about sinks.

I can think of better things than sinks.


Odo's lookin' pretty hot, he never seems to quite nail the humanoid proportions though


also,

GGAGGGAGGWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBELELELEEEEEELEELEELEELEEEE BYE BYE PLANE !

ELEVENTY
 
2010-06-12 12:03:23 AM  
PC LOAD LETTER: HellFace: Thanks Drew,

I didn't realize it was Friday (really). I just wonder who let you know.

-HF

PS. You should come out to New Orleans sometime. The blackened catfish are cheaper than ever!

You don't even need to cook them to get them blackened.


images.starcraftmazter.net
 
2010-06-12 12:03:32 AM  
BlackCat23: guess i'll represent the pot and vicodin crowd tonight. nothing says "fun weekend" like havin' some teeth pulled!

And now, time to rinse.

With bourbon

/Oh dear liver, how i shall miss thee..
//yeah, not really on that last one, would be a bit much


it's evil, punish it.
 
2010-06-12 12:03:41 AM  
Drew: The NaSkAr: LULZ, you really are smashed

oh you have no idea

I love you man, you are the awesomest Farker ever


Deleting queues is moderation when all the moderators are drunk on Friday night.
 
2010-06-12 12:03:47 AM  
Mr. Murder: Sorry Drew. It's my weekend with the kids, or else I'd be out banging some toothless skank right now.

EWWWWWWWWW!
 
2010-06-12 12:03:57 AM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2010-06-12 12:04:02 AM  
But arguing in the politics tab IS My life! Drew just killed my life! Arrggghagghhhhg!
 
2010-06-12 12:04:08 AM  
crypticsatellite: Uchiha_Cycliste: I'm on my 5th beer and nothing =(
should I go buy more?

Switch to something harder.



Bottles instead of cans?
 
2010-06-12 12:04:13 AM  
SaintAnky: fat aristotle: Wow. This could be good.

Good like one of those ones where people send everybody BIE just because they've posted in a legendary thread? OK.


everyone know there are only man-boobs in the politics tab
 
2010-06-12 12:04:15 AM  
ok, I'm off to buy burbon, bbl, and we can watch me ability to fark die.
 
2010-06-12 12:04:18 AM  
How the hell is politics less lame than that flaming shiathole known as TFD?
 
2010-06-12 12:04:24 AM  
Mr. Murder: Sorry Drew. It's my weekend with the kids, or else I'd be out banging some toothless skank right now.

Actually, I'd be stalking Ami5000 :D
 
2010-06-12 12:04:35 AM  
i221.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:04:39 AM  
You shot who in the what now?
 
2010-06-12 12:04:42 AM  
and where's the friday SMOKING GUN mug shot thread?
 
2010-06-12 12:04:47 AM  
Do I need a reason?

i48.tinypic.com
 
2010-06-12 12:04:53 AM  
So watching the Blackhawks rally on TV today, and they pull out a big-assed championship belt. All I could think about was The NaSkAr and his wrestling belt at the Chicago Fark party and laugh my ass off.
 
2010-06-12 12:05:05 AM  
Mr. Murder: Mr. Murder: Sorry Drew. It's my weekend with the kids, or else I'd be out banging some toothless skank right now.

Actually, I'd be stalking Ami5000 :D


It's not stalking if she knows you are there.
 
2010-06-12 12:05:06 AM  
 
2010-06-12 12:05:06 AM  
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? STOP PAYING MY BILLS.

Your cunning plan. It's not thought through.
 
2010-06-12 12:05:10 AM  
missmarsha: SaintAnky: fat aristotle: Wow. This could be good.

Good like one of those ones where people send everybody BIE just because they've posted in a legendary thread? OK.

everyone know there are only man-boobs in the politics tab



And dicks. Lots and lots of dicks...
 
2010-06-12 12:05:27 AM  
basemetal: EWWWWWWWWW!

Where is the new LP thread btw?
 
2010-06-12 12:05:36 AM  
Drew is like yelling bird from QC right now.
 
2010-06-12 12:05:39 AM  
Mr. Murder: Actually, I'd be stalking Ami5000 :D

Get in line. You're going to have a difficult time finding an empty spot out in the shrubberies.
 
2010-06-12 12:05:45 AM  
file.walagata.com
 
2010-06-12 12:05:47 AM  
I'm a geologist, so I get the sinkhole pic.
I'm a farker, so I get the accolades for Mr. Curtis.
I'm a Simpson's fan (hence login name), so I get the Homer pic.
And for specialk111, YOU SUCK!
Love, love, love getting in early on epics (which is rare for me)
 
2010-06-12 12:05:56 AM  
GAT_00: How the hell is politics less lame than that flaming shiathole known as TFD?

liters
 
2010-06-12 12:06:09 AM  
HairBolus: Deleting queues is moderation when all the moderators are drunk on Friday night.

I see it like this: Don't give me mobile versions if I'm not supposed to Fark from bars. I even post sometimes. Or come home to wait for my ride (and post a few times before they get here) rather than post from a tiny keypad.

You damned teases. You'll be rid of me soon at least.
 
2010-06-12 12:06:14 AM  
Birthday party starting in two hours at the Ale House.

I shall partake then and watch the All Black's destroy the Irish.
 
2010-06-12 12:06:46 AM  
Cordwainer Deathbird: i221.photobucket.com

! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Cordwainer!
 
2010-06-12 12:06:50 AM  
Drew's drunkshake brings all the nerds to the yard
 
2010-06-12 12:06:55 AM  
fat aristotle: It's not stalking if she knows you are there.

Oh she knows. Walking around in those sexy outfits for no apparent reason. She's just teasing me. I'm taking her to a baseball game tomorrow though.
 
2010-06-12 12:07:03 AM  
No one can ever be the drunk TMLO


....


Ever.
 
2010-06-12 12:07:05 AM  
Hey guys, what's go............Oh Jesus H. Christ on a crutch.
 
2010-06-12 12:07:39 AM  
Well, I think that I'm glad I could be here for this, maybe.
 
2010-06-12 12:07:44 AM  
Mr. Murder: basemetal: EWWWWWWWWW!

Where is the new LP thread btw?


Can I link that here? Look in TFD around 9:00 am.
 
2010-06-12 12:07:50 AM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: BlackCat23: guess i'll represent the pot and vicodin crowd tonight. nothing says "fun weekend" like havin' some teeth pulled!

And now, time to rinse.

With bourbon

/Oh dear liver, how i shall miss thee..
//yeah, not really on that last one, would be a bit much

it's evil, punish it.


While it's evil is, indeed, of Napoleonic levels, it's more like his later years, exiled with it's health failing on a rock somewhere in brine.

But one never hurts. So a chilled glass of makers it is. It'll be good disinfectant!
 
2010-06-12 12:08:01 AM  
chud21: Hey guys, what's go............Oh Jesus H. Christ on a crutch.

Hold me.
 
2010-06-12 12:08:06 AM  
Cordwainer Deathbird: WHAT IN THE WIDE WIDE WORLD O'SPORTS IS A-GOIN' ON?

I know, sir, you hired us to get some track laid, not dance around like... well, like we're a-doin'.

/good to see you again!!
 
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