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(Fark) NewsFlash I just deleted EVERYTHING IN THE POLITICS QUEUE. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE IT'S FRIDAY OR APPARENTLY SATURDAY IN MY OWN TIMEZONE GET OUT AND ENJOY LIFE -DREW   ( fark.com) divider line
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2010-06-11 11:46:54 PM  
Question mark?
 
2010-06-11 11:47:19 PM  
?
 
2010-06-11 11:47:36 PM  
LULZ, you really are smashed
 
2010-06-11 11:47:52 PM  
is this another "pay drew $5 in order to get the story" threads?
 
2010-06-11 11:48:02 PM  
Drew, I am assuming, is drinking. I like this Drew :)
 
2010-06-11 11:48:06 PM  
Bravo Drew, Bravo.
 
2010-06-11 11:48:16 PM  

The NaSkAr: LULZ, you really are smashed


oh you have no idea

I love you man, you are the awesomest Farker ever
 
2010-06-11 11:48:17 PM  
poop
 
2010-06-11 11:48:19 PM  
Get rid of the PITA.
 
2010-06-11 11:48:23 PM  
this is how I enjoy life.

I has a sad.
 
2010-06-11 11:49:03 PM  
Already a legendary thread.
 
2010-06-11 11:49:04 PM  

defects: poop


Poop thread!
 
2010-06-11 11:49:27 PM  
Dear Drew,

Your mom.

Oh, and UK sucks.

/aaaaaaand BAN
 
2010-06-11 11:49:31 PM  
Going out drinking on a Friday counts as Fascist on the PITA?
 
2010-06-11 11:49:35 PM  
That still leaves plenty of crap for me to waste time with, just here on Fark.
 
2010-06-11 11:49:40 PM  
Pot/Kettle ;)
 
2010-06-11 11:49:45 PM  
First all caps twitter and now this? CAN'T WAIT FOR WHAT'S NEXT!!1!
 
2010-06-11 11:50:22 PM  
Let's get this started right now:

www.buy60574.com
 
2010-06-11 11:50:49 PM  
Just got home from a minor league game with the family. Glad to see the trolls got snipped.
 
2010-06-11 11:50:54 PM  
School's out for Summer!.
 
2010-06-11 11:51:03 PM  
I don't know who this Drew guy is, but...
www.enjoyhiphopresponsibly.com

hot hot hot
 
2010-06-11 11:51:04 PM  
DREW AND NASKAR SITTIN IN A TREE
 
2010-06-11 11:51:22 PM  
dammit, i just got back from enjoying life and i want some damn political wharrgarbl!
 
2010-06-11 11:51:32 PM  

Drew: The NaSkAr: LULZ, you really are smashed

oh you have no idea

I love you man, you are the awesomest Farker ever


Drew you are obviously having a stroke and should call 911.
 
2010-06-11 11:51:51 PM  
www.glenbrook225.org
 
2010-06-11 11:52:17 PM  
I'll go enjoy the beach... Oh, no. I know, I'll go to my favorite Oyster Hou... dammit. Maybe I'll enjoy an awesome Gulf Shrimp Poboy Sandwi.... fark.

Okay, I'm going to head down and do some fishing...

Oh.

Fark you, Drew.
 
2010-06-11 11:52:21 PM  
it's friday? it all kind of meshes together now..
 
2010-06-11 11:53:04 PM  
who's this asshat?
 
2010-06-11 11:53:27 PM  
This thread is now about sinks.

www.granitespeaks.com
 
2010-06-11 11:53:37 PM  
Is this the thread where we get to call Obama a Muslim socialst and Palin a retard?
 
2010-06-11 11:53:43 PM  
Drew -

Because these economic times suck and many of us don't have the money to go out, watch cable TV, rent a movie or even renew our TotalFark subscriptions, the politics tab on a Friday night is the only entertainment we have left. Now you go and take that away from us poor shmoes.

Guess I'll just go to sleep.
 
2010-06-11 11:53:46 PM  
Since this will obviously be pulledd, I will take this opportunity to AW my culinary creations.

Here's what's currently in the crockpot:

sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2010-06-11 11:54:00 PM  
But without the trolling headlines, how will you make money?

/don't kill me.
 
2010-06-11 11:54:00 PM  
 
2010-06-11 11:54:07 PM  
Spring cleaning Drew?


img820.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-11 11:54:26 PM  
Oh, Drew, if only it were true.

/I love you, man!
//About to pass out in a drunken stupor
 
2010-06-11 11:54:30 PM  

Sinto: Is this the thread where we get to call Obama a Muslim socialst and Palin a retard?


no this is the thread where we post tittie pics
 
2010-06-11 11:54:34 PM  
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!
 
2010-06-11 11:55:19 PM  

make me some tea: Since this will obviously be pulledd, I will take this opportunity to AW my culinary creations.

Here's what's currently in the crockpot:


You should start a new website: Crockpot or cesspool?

/loves me my crock pot
 
2010-06-11 11:55:31 PM  
Rock on, Drew

ROCK ON!!
 
2010-06-11 11:55:32 PM  
I don't trust you people. Any of you.

Oh yeah, Maker's Mark is gooooood. Then tell me why FRY's has them buy one get one free! Huh? Answer that...
 
2010-06-11 11:55:38 PM  
WOOT!! Go Drew!
 
2010-06-11 11:55:39 PM  

Drew: oh you have no idea


Woo Hoo! Cranberry and vodka is already in hand...I'm taking this out to the pool. Goodnight!
 
2010-06-11 11:55:46 PM  

Drew: The NaSkAr: LULZ, you really are smashed

oh you have no idea

I love you man, you are the awesomest Farker ever


Goddammit. Now we're gonna have to see this reposted all over TFD for the next 5 years.
 
2010-06-11 11:55:53 PM  
Dear Drew,

Can I have a thousand bucks for hookers and blow?
 
2010-06-11 11:56:02 PM  

i213.photobucket.com

 
2010-06-11 11:56:06 PM  

Drew: The NaSkAr: LULZ, you really are smashed

oh you have no idea

I love you man, you are the awesomest Farker ever


Awww shiat, now his farking head is going to be 10 times bigger next fark party
 
2010-06-11 11:56:07 PM  
@Drew:
But I already drank like 6 beers today and I'm not feeling anything. Does this mean I have the tolerance of a chronic alcoholic?
 
2010-06-11 11:56:18 PM  

make me some tea: Here's what's currently in the crockpot:


an alligatorsquid?
 
2010-06-11 11:56:26 PM  

Accolade: RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!


THUNDER CLATTER BOOM BOOM BOOM

/Midas?
 
2010-06-11 11:56:26 PM  
WHAT IN THE WIDE WIDE WORLD O'SPORTS IS A-GOIN' ON?
 
2010-06-11 11:56:33 PM  
Fine, fine, time to go bang the missus . . .

/or the masses
 
2010-06-11 11:56:49 PM  
Drew should never post when he's drunk.
 
2010-06-11 11:56:50 PM  

El Pachuco: This thread is now about sinks.


img.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-11 11:56:52 PM  
BWAHAHAHAHA
 
2010-06-11 11:56:56 PM  
I'm quietly enjoying a summer evening at the cottage. There # of pubs here accessible by wheelchair is zero - thanks for reminding me :P
 
2010-06-11 11:57:12 PM  
Wow, Drew. That's a nice and shiatfaced headline right there, heh.

I'm only on my second beer. I feel the need to catch up now.
 
2010-06-11 11:57:34 PM  

crypticsatellite: You should start a new website: Crockpot or cesspool?


Haters gonna hate.
 
2010-06-11 11:57:45 PM  

Silvara: Drew: The NaSkAr: LULZ, you really are smashed

oh you have no idea

I love you man, you are the awesomest Farker ever

Goddammit. Now we're gonna have to see this reposted all over TFD for the next 5 years.


That's the tragedy of it all.
 
2010-06-11 11:57:50 PM  
I have no life.
 
2010-06-11 11:57:51 PM  

El Pachuco: This thread is now about sinks.


I can think of better things than sinks.

i369.photobucket.com

 
2010-06-11 11:57:56 PM  

make me some tea: DREW AND NASKAR SITTIN IN A TREE


F-*-C-K-I-N-G
 
2010-06-11 11:58:06 PM  
T - how did you vote in the last election
D - Post your myspace angle
 
2010-06-11 11:58:15 PM  
Seattle is coolish and dry

All the bars are full

Its friday night

The wife and I just got back

many shots and beers

Go USA world cup!!

Best Headline Evar.
 
2010-06-11 11:58:33 PM  
news.humcounty.com
 
2010-06-11 11:58:45 PM  
This is going to get crazy, it's going to get crazy and we'll be lucky to live through it.
 
2010-06-11 11:58:50 PM  
For some reason this was the first thing that came to mind:

icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-06-11 11:58:57 PM  
Fun night then?
 
2010-06-11 11:59:03 PM  
damnitsomuch... some of us are stuck at work doing mandatory OT


www.luxurylaunches.com

this is not a sink
 
2010-06-11 11:59:04 PM  
Wow. This could be good.
 
2010-06-11 11:59:08 PM  
And dammit Drew...I was outside burning some stuff in an old washer drum and I was having a grand old time and then I got lazy.
 
2010-06-11 11:59:12 PM  
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2010-06-11 11:59:14 PM  
he deleted everything in the politics queue?
Probably had some stories that made Libtards look bad.

: )
 
2010-06-11 11:59:29 PM  
It's midnight. The four kids are asleep. The wife is asleep. And this is what I find in the Politics link?

What the hell, I guess it's on to Foobies.
 
2010-06-11 11:59:40 PM  

Queensowntalia: img.photobucket.com


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-06-11 11:59:49 PM  

Drew: The NaSkAr: LULZ, you really are smashed

oh you have no idea


Congrats. It's only 9 pm, so I'm just getting started.

Good lulz though.
 
2010-06-11 11:59:53 PM  
I'm on my 5th beer and nothing =(
should I go buy more?
 
2010-06-12 12:00:05 AM  
I blame the Big Twelve, well the new Big Twelve that is.
 
2010-06-12 12:00:08 AM  

whitman00: It's midnight. The four kids are asleep. The wife is asleep. And this is what I find in the Politics link?

What the hell, I guess it's on to Foobies.


Link (new window)
 
2010-06-12 12:00:19 AM  
But, I just got here.

/mopes out to throw rocks at a street light
//again
 
2010-06-12 12:00:23 AM  
You can't tell me what to do!
 
2010-06-12 12:00:29 AM  
Did Kanye just hack Drew's account?

/also smashed
 
2010-06-12 12:00:33 AM  
Thanks Drew,

I didn't realize it was Friday (really). I just wonder who let you know.

-HF

PS. You should come out to New Orleans sometime. The blackened catfish are cheaper than ever!
 
2010-06-12 12:00:37 AM  

fat aristotle: Wow. This could be good.


In fact it could be cooler than cool, it could be ICE COLD!
 
2010-06-12 12:00:40 AM  
Wee!
 
2010-06-12 12:01:00 AM  

basemetal: I blame the Big Twelve, well the new Big Twelve that is.


Big Tweleventen.
 
2010-06-12 12:01:10 AM  

whitman00: It's midnight. The four kids are asleep. The wife is asleep. And this is what I find in the Politics link?

What the hell, I guess it's on to Foobies.


the sun hasn't completely gone down here yet near SF.
 
2010-06-12 12:01:15 AM  
I like the Fascist rating for this page.

Why don't you do this every night, Drew?
 
2010-06-12 12:01:17 AM  
i221.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:01:22 AM  

The NaSkAr: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Are you...do do, do do.
 
2010-06-12 12:01:30 AM  
i42.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:01:30 AM  

HellFace: Thanks Drew,

I didn't realize it was Friday (really). I just wonder who let you know.

-HF

PS. You should come out to New Orleans sometime. The blackened catfish are cheaper than ever!


You don't even need to cook them to get them blackened.
 
2010-06-12 12:01:36 AM  

make me some tea: crypticsatellite: You should start a new website: Crockpot or cesspool?

Haters gonna hate.


Oh, I love slow cookin'. I have two crock pots, actually. It's just that the first time I saw that picture, food was not the first thing that came to mind. When I think food, it looks delicious.
 
2010-06-12 12:01:58 AM  
ami5000: make me some tea: DREW AND NASKAR SITTIN IN A TREE

F-*-C-K-I-N-G


FIRST COMES BEERS THEN COMES TEARS
 
2010-06-12 12:02:11 AM  
Drew, this is the greatest.
 
2010-06-12 12:02:12 AM  
GET SOME, DREW!!!
 
2010-06-12 12:02:13 AM  
bwahahahahahaha! that's awesome.

'bout to head over to frenchmen street for some tunes and chickies! good call, drew.

holla when you're in the n'awlins area.
 
2010-06-12 12:02:16 AM  
I have an idea jackass (Drew), stop making it policy to post nothing but troll headlines and maybe people won't become angry and obsessed about it.
 
2010-06-12 12:02:16 AM  

ami5000: basemetal: I blame the Big Twelve, well the new Big Twelve that is.

Big Tweleventen.


Just until they pilfer some Big East teams and make it the Big 16ish.
 
2010-06-12 12:02:17 AM  
Sorry Drew. It's my weekend with the kids, or else I'd be out banging some toothless skank right now.
 
2010-06-12 12:02:18 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: I'm on my 5th beer and nothing =(
should I go buy more?


DUH!!!!

I'll ask you one question that's just as easy. Which Korea is Best Korea?

A hint:

farm4.static.flickr.com

/sorry to an OLCC servers who serve me after now.
 
2010-06-12 12:02:21 AM  
should I buy a 12 pack or a bottle of bourbon?
 
2010-06-12 12:02:21 AM  

fat aristotle: Wow. This could be good.


Good like one of those ones where people send everybody BIE just because they've posted in a legendary thread? OK.
 
2010-06-12 12:02:23 AM  
guess i'll represent the pot and vicodin crowd tonight. nothing says "fun weekend" like havin' some teeth pulled!

And now, time to rinse.

With bourbon

/Oh dear liver, how i shall miss thee..
//yeah, not really on that last one, would be a bit much
 
2010-06-12 12:02:35 AM  

Alacritous: 4.bp.blogspot.com



David Carradine had really let himself go...
 
2010-06-12 12:02:41 AM  

ami5000: make me some tea: DREW AND NASKAR SITTIN IN A TREE

F-*-C-K-I-N-G


*fap*
 
2010-06-12 12:02:56 AM  
damn near greatest simulpost ever/;
 
2010-06-12 12:02:58 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: should I buy a 12 pack or a bottle of bourbon?


(e) all of the above
 
2010-06-12 12:02:58 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: I'm on my 5th beer and nothing =(
should I go buy more?


Switch to something harder.
 
2010-06-12 12:03:07 AM  
Still not drunk enough to make me a Mod, tho...
 
2010-06-12 12:03:19 AM  
as someone who has to get up early and can't party tonight.... i feel sort of sad now :(
 
2010-06-12 12:03:20 AM  

basemetal: El Pachuco: This thread is now about sinks.

I can think of better things than sinks.


Odo's lookin' pretty hot, he never seems to quite nail the humanoid proportions though


also,

GGAGGGAGGWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBELELELEEEEEELEELEELEELEEEE BYE BYE PLANE !

ELEVENTY
 
2010-06-12 12:03:23 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: HellFace: Thanks Drew,

I didn't realize it was Friday (really). I just wonder who let you know.

-HF

PS. You should come out to New Orleans sometime. The blackened catfish are cheaper than ever!

You don't even need to cook them to get them blackened.


images.starcraftmazter.net
 
2010-06-12 12:03:32 AM  

BlackCat23: guess i'll represent the pot and vicodin crowd tonight. nothing says "fun weekend" like havin' some teeth pulled!

And now, time to rinse.

With bourbon

/Oh dear liver, how i shall miss thee..
//yeah, not really on that last one, would be a bit much


it's evil, punish it.
 
2010-06-12 12:03:41 AM  

Drew: The NaSkAr: LULZ, you really are smashed

oh you have no idea

I love you man, you are the awesomest Farker ever


Deleting queues is moderation when all the moderators are drunk on Friday night.
 
2010-06-12 12:03:47 AM  

Mr. Murder: Sorry Drew. It's my weekend with the kids, or else I'd be out banging some toothless skank right now.


EWWWWWWWWW!
 
2010-06-12 12:03:57 AM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2010-06-12 12:04:02 AM  
But arguing in the politics tab IS My life! Drew just killed my life! Arrggghagghhhhg!
 
2010-06-12 12:04:08 AM  

crypticsatellite: Uchiha_Cycliste: I'm on my 5th beer and nothing =(
should I go buy more?

Switch to something harder.



Bottles instead of cans?
 
2010-06-12 12:04:13 AM  

SaintAnky: fat aristotle: Wow. This could be good.

Good like one of those ones where people send everybody BIE just because they've posted in a legendary thread? OK.


everyone know there are only man-boobs in the politics tab
 
2010-06-12 12:04:15 AM  
ok, I'm off to buy burbon, bbl, and we can watch me ability to fark die.
 
2010-06-12 12:04:18 AM  
How the hell is politics less lame than that flaming shiathole known as TFD?
 
2010-06-12 12:04:24 AM  

Mr. Murder: Sorry Drew. It's my weekend with the kids, or else I'd be out banging some toothless skank right now.


Actually, I'd be stalking Ami5000 :D
 
2010-06-12 12:04:35 AM  
i221.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:04:39 AM  
You shot who in the what now?
 
2010-06-12 12:04:42 AM  
and where's the friday SMOKING GUN mug shot thread?
 
2010-06-12 12:04:47 AM  
Do I need a reason?

i48.tinypic.com
 
2010-06-12 12:04:53 AM  
So watching the Blackhawks rally on TV today, and they pull out a big-assed championship belt. All I could think about was The NaSkAr and his wrestling belt at the Chicago Fark party and laugh my ass off.
 
2010-06-12 12:05:05 AM  

Mr. Murder: Mr. Murder: Sorry Drew. It's my weekend with the kids, or else I'd be out banging some toothless skank right now.

Actually, I'd be stalking Ami5000 :D


It's not stalking if she knows you are there.
 
2010-06-12 12:05:06 AM  
 
2010-06-12 12:05:06 AM  
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? STOP PAYING MY BILLS.

Your cunning plan. It's not thought through.
 
2010-06-12 12:05:10 AM  

missmarsha: SaintAnky: fat aristotle: Wow. This could be good.

Good like one of those ones where people send everybody BIE just because they've posted in a legendary thread? OK.

everyone know there are only man-boobs in the politics tab



And dicks. Lots and lots of dicks...
 
2010-06-12 12:05:27 AM  

basemetal: EWWWWWWWWW!


Where is the new LP thread btw?
 
2010-06-12 12:05:36 AM  
Drew is like yelling bird from QC right now.
 
2010-06-12 12:05:39 AM  

Mr. Murder: Actually, I'd be stalking Ami5000 :D


Get in line. You're going to have a difficult time finding an empty spot out in the shrubberies.
 
2010-06-12 12:05:45 AM  
file.walagata.com
 
2010-06-12 12:05:47 AM  
I'm a geologist, so I get the sinkhole pic.
I'm a farker, so I get the accolades for Mr. Curtis.
I'm a Simpson's fan (hence login name), so I get the Homer pic.
And for specialk111, YOU SUCK!
Love, love, love getting in early on epics (which is rare for me)
 
2010-06-12 12:05:56 AM  

GAT_00: How the hell is politics less lame than that flaming shiathole known as TFD?


liters
 
2010-06-12 12:06:09 AM  

HairBolus: Deleting queues is moderation when all the moderators are drunk on Friday night.


I see it like this: Don't give me mobile versions if I'm not supposed to Fark from bars. I even post sometimes. Or come home to wait for my ride (and post a few times before they get here) rather than post from a tiny keypad.

You damned teases. You'll be rid of me soon at least.
 
2010-06-12 12:06:14 AM  
Birthday party starting in two hours at the Ale House.

I shall partake then and watch the All Black's destroy the Irish.
 
2010-06-12 12:06:46 AM  
Cordwainer Deathbird: i221.photobucket.com

! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Cordwainer!
 
2010-06-12 12:06:50 AM  
Drew's drunkshake brings all the nerds to the yard
 
2010-06-12 12:06:55 AM  

fat aristotle: It's not stalking if she knows you are there.


Oh she knows. Walking around in those sexy outfits for no apparent reason. She's just teasing me. I'm taking her to a baseball game tomorrow though.
 
2010-06-12 12:07:03 AM  
No one can ever be the drunk TMLO


....


Ever.
 
2010-06-12 12:07:05 AM  
Hey guys, what's go............Oh Jesus H. Christ on a crutch.
 
2010-06-12 12:07:39 AM  
Well, I think that I'm glad I could be here for this, maybe.
 
2010-06-12 12:07:44 AM  

Mr. Murder: basemetal: EWWWWWWWWW!

Where is the new LP thread btw?


Can I link that here? Look in TFD around 9:00 am.
 
2010-06-12 12:07:50 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: BlackCat23: guess i'll represent the pot and vicodin crowd tonight. nothing says "fun weekend" like havin' some teeth pulled!

And now, time to rinse.

With bourbon

/Oh dear liver, how i shall miss thee..
//yeah, not really on that last one, would be a bit much

it's evil, punish it.


While it's evil is, indeed, of Napoleonic levels, it's more like his later years, exiled with it's health failing on a rock somewhere in brine.

But one never hurts. So a chilled glass of makers it is. It'll be good disinfectant!
 
2010-06-12 12:08:01 AM  

chud21: Hey guys, what's go............Oh Jesus H. Christ on a crutch.


Hold me.
 
2010-06-12 12:08:06 AM  

Cordwainer Deathbird: WHAT IN THE WIDE WIDE WORLD O'SPORTS IS A-GOIN' ON?


I know, sir, you hired us to get some track laid, not dance around like... well, like we're a-doin'.

/good to see you again!!
 
2010-06-12 12:08:15 AM  

kimbirdy: Drew's drunkshake brings all the

drunk nerds to the yard

Fixed it.
 
2010-06-12 12:08:28 AM  
This is the perfect time to submit a poop thread. Maybe nobody will notice with this going on...
 
2010-06-12 12:08:41 AM  
Interrupted Infinitum: No one can ever be the drunk TMLO

....

Ever.


I *hope* that no one can ever be Drunk Me.

:-/
 
2010-06-12 12:08:42 AM  
i221.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:08:47 AM  

Mr. Murder: Oh she knows. Walking around in those sexy outfits for no apparent reason. She's just teasing me. I'm taking her to a baseball game tomorrow though.


Iron Pigs? Reading Phillies? Phillies? Two of those are the wrong answer.
 
2010-06-12 12:09:01 AM  

davidphogan: kimbirdy: Drew's drunkshake brings all the drunk nerds to the yard

Fixed it.


too many syllables...
 
2010-06-12 12:09:05 AM  

i369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.com

 
2010-06-12 12:09:13 AM  
This will all be in his next book "Watch Me Troll Fark". Post away!
 
2010-06-12 12:09:14 AM  
Friday it is but my fever is high and I'm in too much pain to do much other than hang around on fark.
 
2010-06-12 12:09:14 AM  
I am out, ever hear of WiFi?
 
2010-06-12 12:09:58 AM  
Well, I think that I'm glad I could be here for this, maybe.

Mr. Murder: This is the perfect time to submit a poop thread. Maybe nobody will notice with this going on...


Sir, I admire your faultless logic in times of crises.
 
2010-06-12 12:09:59 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Cordwainer Deathbird: i221.photobucket.com

! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Cordwainer!


I know, right?
 
2010-06-12 12:10:11 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I *hope* that no one can ever be Drunk Me.

I think Daemon could. He is a real go-getter.
 
2010-06-12 12:10:23 AM  

peridinos: /good to see you again


I was in the neighborhood. ;)
 
2010-06-12 12:10:25 AM  

i369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.com

 
2010-06-12 12:10:41 AM  
chud21: Hey guys, what's go............Oh Jesus H. Christ on a crutch.

Heh.

http://Must.resist.urge.to.post.gifs/
 
2010-06-12 12:10:51 AM  
For the record, Drew, some of us have work on Saturday and...

Oh who the f*ck am I kidding? I'm a third of the way through a bottle of wine and don't intend on stopping. I'm home because I'm broke and they won't give me a raise.
 
2010-06-12 12:10:58 AM  
www.turbofark.com
 
2010-06-12 12:11:01 AM  
I have no alcohol in the house. How can I enjoy life without the alcohol buzz that dulls it?
 
2010-06-12 12:11:08 AM  
Party's on Saturday and I have to bloody work tomorrow night. Tonight is solo night.
 
2010-06-12 12:11:41 AM  
make me some tea: I know, right?

Damn right!
 
2010-06-12 12:11:55 AM  

E-Brake: Silvara: Drew: The NaSkAr: LULZ, you really are smashed

oh you have no idea

I love you man, you are the awesomest Farker ever

Goddammit. Now we're gonna have to see this reposted all over TFD for the next 5 years.

That's the tragedy of it all.


Tragedy, or Awesomicity?

/don't bother looking that up.
 
2010-06-12 12:12:05 AM  
Hey Drew:

i221.photobucket.com

;)
 
2010-06-12 12:12:15 AM  
My reaction after reading the headline....

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha (out loud).

Still, a quiet evening with a movie and vaporizer ain't bad every now and then.

Now an unrelated yet somewhat appropriate pic:

img816.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-12 12:12:29 AM  

ami5000: Phillies? Two of those are the wrong answer.


I'm going to all three of the Dodger games in August. You can come, but you'd have to put out.
 
2010-06-12 12:12:46 AM  
founder guy I just deleted EVERYTHING IN THE POLITICS QUEUE.

Queue. Kyoo. Kiu. Cheu. After a while it just stops making sense.


img.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:13:00 AM  
I love you for this, Drew
 
2010-06-12 12:13:17 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: make me some tea: I know, right?

Damn right!


I'm strictly a localized weather event. :P
 
2010-06-12 12:13:35 AM  
Well, maybe we don't have lives and we're sad, lonely people looking for some companionship on a Friday night and sure, maybe that's a little pathetic and we're losers and all but you know Drew, the way you should be looking at all of this is that YOU'RE MAKING MONEY FROM US BEING HERE AND A LITTLE SYMPATHY AND COMPASSION WOULD BE A BETTER BUSINESS TACTIC THAN OPENLY MOCKING US...


*sob*
 
2010-06-12 12:13:40 AM  
I like it when Drew reminds me that I have no life because I have to work and can't go out on a friday night.
 
2010-06-12 12:13:45 AM  

i369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.com

 
2010-06-12 12:13:52 AM  

Mr. Murder: I'm going to all three of the Dodger games in August. You can come, but you'd have to put out.


Hmmmmm no. I have my own tickets for three more games.
 
2010-06-12 12:13:52 AM  

Cordwainer Deathbird: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: make me some tea: I know, right?

Damn right!

I'm strictly a localized weather event. :P


Can I get all up in that cyclone?
 
2010-06-12 12:13:54 AM  
It's too late to start drinking! No, wait. It isn't, and I have almost a whole bottle of wine! WHEEEEE!!!
 
2010-06-12 12:13:55 AM  
I just had an OIL SPILL IN DREW'S ASS. EARLY ESTIMATES ARE 5,000 GALLONS AN HOUR.
 
2010-06-12 12:14:08 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:14:34 AM  

Mr. Murder: Oh she knows. Walking around in those sexy outfits for no apparent reason. She's just teasing me. I'm taking her to a baseball game tomorrow though.


Nice! The Twins play in Philly soon, that's something that I'd love to get to if I could.
 
2010-06-12 12:14:37 AM  

Drew: oh you have no idea


i.imgur.com

But without my sarcastic and witty remarks in the Politics tab, who will be prepared for Jesus Hitler?
 
2010-06-12 12:14:40 AM  

Drew: The NaSkAr: LULZ, you really are smashed

oh you have no idea

I love you man, you are the awesomest Farker ever


I am so banning your ass for that one.
 
2010-06-12 12:14:51 AM  
daywin omg wtf
 
2010-06-12 12:15:06 AM  
Rum and diet coke here. Guess I'll have another in honor of this thread.

Along with Little Richard hopped up on goofballs.
 
2010-06-12 12:15:11 AM  
He sounds lonely. Desperate, even. Maybe we should try and crash the servers just to make him feel wanted.
 
2010-06-12 12:15:16 AM  

i210.photobucket.com

DREW CURTIS WINS

DRUNKALITY




Interrupted Infinitum: I think Daemon could. He is a real go-getter.

Oh, I dunno...

:-/
 
2010-06-12 12:15:24 AM  
technically Drew its saturday noon here so nyah

/lol'd like you have no idea
 
2010-06-12 12:15:25 AM  
OH shiat IT'S A MOD. RUN!
 
2010-06-12 12:15:36 AM  
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYONE I'VE NEVER MET, DREW
 
2010-06-12 12:15:47 AM  

The English Major: chud21: Hey guys, what's go............Oh Jesus H. Christ on a crutch.

Hold me.


Well.......ok.


daRog: http://Must.resist.urge.to.post.gifs/


Never happen.
 
2010-06-12 12:16:05 AM  
This has infected my FB, I am not amused.
 
2010-06-12 12:16:11 AM  

I JUST DELETED EVERYTHING IN MY LOWER INTESTINE. WTF IS WRONG WITH THE MONGOLIAN I ATE FOR DINNER ITS FRIDAY GET OUT AND ENJOY THE PEPTO - SAMURAI

 
2010-06-12 12:16:13 AM  

thejoyofpi: I love you for this, Drew


This is so much better than tORd. I might even hotlink my penis here.
 
2010-06-12 12:16:36 AM  

ami5000: OH shiat IT'S A MOD. RUN!


Oooooooohhhhhh Drew's in trouble!
 
2010-06-12 12:16:48 AM  

hollahollaholz: daywin


I just did a GIS for "pancake eyes" and got this:

www.faithmouse.com
 
2010-06-12 12:16:59 AM  

Drew: The NaSkAr: LULZ, you really are smashed

oh you have no idea

I love you man, you are the awesomest Farker ever


That screenshot is now his desktop. :D
 
2010-06-12 12:17:01 AM  

kimbirdy: Can I get all up in that cyclone?


Hummina hummina hummina.
 
2010-06-12 12:17:03 AM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2010-06-12 12:17:06 AM  
Penis is out.

Fapping has begun.
 
2010-06-12 12:17:17 AM  
I have no idea what's going on here, but I'm enjoying it.
 
2010-06-12 12:17:24 AM  

Mr. Murder: This is so much better than tORd. I might even hotlink my penis here.


Oh god no...
 
2010-06-12 12:17:32 AM  

IMDWalrus: I just did a GIS for "pancake eyes" and got this:


oh my god wtf.
 
2010-06-12 12:17:40 AM  
lh5.ggpht.com
 
2010-06-12 12:17:45 AM  

Cordwainer Deathbird: Hummina hummina hummina.


HAHA YOU HAVE TF
 
2010-06-12 12:17:45 AM  
Genevieve Marie: I am so banning your ass for that one.

Reported.


Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Oh, I dunno...

:-/


I think so.


He knows turtles.


B*tches love turtles.
 
2010-06-12 12:17:47 AM  
President Drew, a man is coughing in the politics tab!

SHUT..... DOWN...... EVERYTHING!
 
2010-06-12 12:17:59 AM  

ami5000: OH shiat IT'S A MOD. RUN!



Pfffttt...
 
2010-06-12 12:18:00 AM  

IMDWalrus: I just did a GIS for "pancake eyes" and got this:


Gnnaahhhh!!!!
 
2010-06-12 12:18:01 AM  

i369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.com

 
2010-06-12 12:18:14 AM  

Tears_that_smell_like_dogfood: I'm a geologist, so I get the sinkhole pic.
I'm a farker, so I get the accolades for Mr. Curtis.
I'm a Simpson's fan (hence login name), so I get the Homer pic.
And for specialk111, YOU SUCK!
Love, love, love getting in early on epics (which is rare for me)


www.memedepot.com
 
2010-06-12 12:18:21 AM  
Man, in Chicago you specifically told me "I'd do something [about the Politics tab and trolling], but... I just don't farking care."
 
2010-06-12 12:18:39 AM  
More forums need this kind of moderation.

+1
 
2010-06-12 12:19:04 AM  
I went out, enjoyed life, but it didn't enjoy me back, so I'm home again drinking and reading Fark..
 
2010-06-12 12:19:04 AM  
i110.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:19:21 AM  
Best discussion in a politics thread ever.
 
2010-06-12 12:19:28 AM  

UNC_Samurai: I JUST DELETED EVERYTHING IN MY LOWER INTESTINE.


Yay, POOP THREAD!!!

Trillian Astra: Oh god no...


Like you would complain :-/
 
2010-06-12 12:19:42 AM  
Cordwainer Deathbird: I'm strictly a localized weather event. :P

Heh, noted and quoted, man. :)


kimbirdy: Can I get all up in that cyclone?

And a howdy to you, too!
 
2010-06-12 12:19:46 AM  
DREW - YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT $5 BEER.
 
2010-06-12 12:19:54 AM  
i259.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:20:03 AM  

Praise Cheesus: Drew -

Because these economic times suck and many of us don't have the money to go out, watch cable TV, rent a movie or even renew our TotalFark subscriptions, the politics tab on a Friday night is the only entertainment we have left. Now you go and take that away from us poor shmoes.

Guess I'll just go to sleep.


Nice nick.
Cheese is Christ.
 
2010-06-12 12:20:06 AM  
Whooo hoo! If any of you need something from Old Man Curtis now's the time, he's doped up or dyin' or something!
 
2010-06-12 12:20:07 AM  
Posting in EPIC THREAD
 
2010-06-12 12:20:11 AM  

UNC_Samurai: I JUST DELETED EVERYTHING IN MY LOWER INTESTINE. WTF IS WRONG WITH THE MONGOLIAN I ATE FOR DINNER ITS FRIDAY GET OUT AND ENJOY THE PEPTO - SAMURAI


I JUST DELETED EVERYTHING IN MY VAS DEFERENS. WTF IS WRONG WITH....


Ssssooooo sleeepy.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
2010-06-12 12:20:15 AM  
i47.tinypic.com

It happens to be Saturday afternoon here. International date line ftw.
 
2010-06-12 12:20:18 AM  

Drew: The NaSkAr: LULZ, you really are smashed

oh you have no idea

I love you man, you are the awesomest Farker ever


i take back my lols - GET THEE TO REHAB
 
2010-06-12 12:20:18 AM  
This thread is now about sinks.
 
2010-06-12 12:20:20 AM  

daywin: img.photobucket.com


I am so stealing that.
 
2010-06-12 12:20:29 AM  

i369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.com

 
2010-06-12 12:20:33 AM  
i221.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:20:40 AM  
This seemed appropriate.

i110.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:20:42 AM  
i49.tinypic.com

Seems really appropriate.

/Best Politics thread EVAR
 
2010-06-12 12:20:43 AM  
I would go out and enjoy life, but the woman and I are rocking out to Baba O'Reilly on the couch.

And leaving would require me to put on pants.

So F that noise.
 
2010-06-12 12:20:43 AM  

TehNacho: Whooo hoo! If any of you need something from Old Man Curtis now's the time, he's doped up or dyin' or something!


He's two comments away from being banned. This form of disruption is not acceptable.
 
2010-06-12 12:20:47 AM  

bluetrain343: I have no idea what's going on here, but I'm enjoying it.


Just pray basemetal keeps up his shenanigans and whatnots.

And Genevieve Marie is on hand in case anyone needs an adult.

Also, you need to watch this quick tutorial from TMLO. (new window)
 
2010-06-12 12:20:54 AM  
I'm scared right now.
 
2010-06-12 12:21:04 AM  
Tautology thread is tautology thread.
 
2010-06-12 12:21:11 AM  
i37.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:21:37 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-06-12 12:21:39 AM  

Mr. Murder: Like you would complain :-/


I've never seen your dick and I'd prefer to keep it that way.
 
2010-06-12 12:21:45 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Cordwainer Deathbird: I'm strictly a localized weather event. :P

Heh, noted and quoted, man. :)


kimbirdy: Can I get all up in that cyclone?

And a howdy to you, too!


Peer pressure's a biatch. I'm such a lemming...
 
2010-06-12 12:21:46 AM  
Maybe he just got a load of the headlines in the queue and thinks we all suck.
 
2010-06-12 12:21:51 AM  
I approve of this thread.
 
2010-06-12 12:22:07 AM  
Even Sarcastica dropped in :D
 
2010-06-12 12:22:09 AM  

i366.photobucket.comi366.photobucket.comi366.photobucket.com

 
2010-06-12 12:22:19 AM  

ami5000: I'm scared right now.


It's okay. I'm somewhere in your general vicinity.
 
2010-06-12 12:22:30 AM  

ami5000: I'm scared right now.


I'm an adult. But be cautious; I''m gassy.
 
2010-06-12 12:22:31 AM  
WHARE DRU BIRF CERTIFICUT ?????

WHE
 
2010-06-12 12:22:36 AM  
i37.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:22:40 AM  

Cordwainer Deathbird: WHAT IN THE WIDE WIDE WORLD O'SPORTS IS A-GOIN' ON?


OMG he's back! :D
 
2010-06-12 12:22:46 AM  
Derp Babby approves of this thread...

i.imgur.com
 
2010-06-12 12:22:51 AM  
I like this classic Fark.
 
2010-06-12 12:22:55 AM  
img823.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-12 12:23:02 AM  

Genevieve Marie: He's two comments away from being banned. This form of disruption is not acceptable.


YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING! DAD SAID WE COULD STAY UP!
 
2010-06-12 12:23:07 AM  

ami5000: I'm scared right now.


It's not as big as it looks IRL.

Trillian Astra: I've never seen your dick and I'd prefer to keep it that way.


You've got mail ;)
 
2010-06-12 12:23:15 AM  

Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger: HAHA YOU HAVE TF


Yeah, and if I catch the sonofabiatch who did it . . . ;)
 
2010-06-12 12:23:16 AM  
ha haaaaa cordwainer is on TF again PWNT TO THE EXTREME
 
2010-06-12 12:23:19 AM  
Good call. It's Friday night! Gonna jump in my Volvo and get some Starbucks. After that I think I'll go catch an indie film and maybe do some yoga. At midnight I need to go to Democratic abortion party and smoke some Obama-mama.
 
2010-06-12 12:23:20 AM  

El Pachuco: This thread is now about sinks.


failblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-06-12 12:23:21 AM  

Genevieve Marie: Drew: The NaSkAr: LULZ, you really are smashed

oh you have no idea

I love you man, you are the awesomest Farker ever

I am so banning your ass for that one.


HATERS GONNA HATE WHOOOOOOOO
 
2010-06-12 12:23:24 AM  
This thread is the antithesis of this:

sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2010-06-12 12:23:31 AM  

Genevieve Marie: TehNacho: Whooo hoo! If any of you need something from Old Man Curtis now's the time, he's doped up or dyin' or something!

He's two comments away from being banned. This form of disruption is not acceptable.


I actually want to know who his least favorite farker is now as long as he is loaded. Based on NaS being his favorite, though, sounds like an inverted scale
 
2010-06-12 12:23:31 AM  

i369.photobucket.com

 
2010-06-12 12:23:33 AM  
This thread is going to get real epic real fast.
 
2010-06-12 12:23:36 AM  
www.turbofark.com
 
2010-06-12 12:23:44 AM  
If I knew how to enjoy life I wouldn't have a TotalFark account.
 
2010-06-12 12:23:50 AM  
I a bottle of vodak, less what I drank walking home, let's see what happens as I drink the whole thing.

\because it was 6.99!
 
2010-06-12 12:23:53 AM  
This is why I love FARK.
 
2010-06-12 12:24:03 AM  
I am on call this weekend, so I really can't go anywhere..
 
2010-06-12 12:24:14 AM  
This is Drew right now:

vulgarmorality.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-06-12 12:24:24 AM  
Hey! It's not drinking alone if you're on the internet!
 
2010-06-12 12:24:42 AM  
www.turbofark.com
 
2010-06-12 12:24:46 AM  

Mr. Murder: Trillian Astra: I've never seen your dick and I'd prefer to keep it that way.

You've got mail ;)


Oh man I just heard that in a creepy version of the old school AOL tone.
 
2010-06-12 12:25:00 AM  
i285.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:25:00 AM  
ami5000: OH shiat IT'S A MOD. RUN!

img812.imageshack.us

Interrupted Infinitum: I think so.

He knows turtles.

B*tches love turtles.



Henry Rollins knows this well.

img218.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-12 12:25:01 AM  

PanicMan: Hey! It's not drinking alone if you're on the internet!


thank god!
 
2010-06-12 12:25:03 AM  
choosepp.net
 
2010-06-12 12:25:08 AM  

Gosling: Maybe he just got a load of the headlines in the queue and thinks we all suck.


Maybe the headlines sucked so much that greening them would have caused the internet to slap Drew in the face with a fish.

A commie fish dressed as a fascist.
 
2010-06-12 12:25:09 AM  
DrewCurtis

BTW IM MAINPAGING A BUNCH OF TFDS SO EVERYONG HAVE FUN WITH THAT

I so hope this is true.
 
2010-06-12 12:25:16 AM  
Seriously, basemetal, those animated gifs of yours are horrifying. Mesmerizing, yes; hilarious, OK; but horrifying.

That cat thing is going to haunt my dreams.
 
2010-06-12 12:25:32 AM  

i369.photobucket.com
i369.photobucket.com
i369.photobucket.com

 
2010-06-12 12:25:35 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2010-06-12 12:25:42 AM  
www.turbofark.com
 
2010-06-12 12:25:48 AM  
Should we listen to such a madman? I mean, here he is only seven years ago. Compare this to his pictures lately:

lh6.ggpht.com

That's some hard livin', right there.
 
2010-06-12 12:25:49 AM  
darkhorse23 thank you for that picture of my favorite phrase. Jesus looks good in a suit.
 
2010-06-12 12:26:01 AM  
Listen, before I do this I wanna get one thing clear.
Can a leather couch eat my nuts?
Cuz I don't wanna have to stand all night.
 
2010-06-12 12:26:01 AM  
i37.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:26:06 AM  
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2010-06-12 12:26:15 AM  
Too tired to read thread. Must try to figure out WTF this is all about tomorrow
 
2010-06-12 12:26:20 AM  
FREE WHORUFIE
 
2010-06-12 12:26:21 AM  
HellFace: DrewCurtis

BTW IM MAINPAGING A BUNCH OF TFDS SO EVERYONG HAVE FUN WITH THAT

I so hope this is true.


I fell like El_Chode should be here right now.
 
2010-06-12 12:26:24 AM  
I guess if this is the TorD thread for the night, I'll go first.

i.imgur.com
 
2010-06-12 12:26:37 AM  
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Go Obama, fark Cameron.
 
2010-06-12 12:26:45 AM  

GeeksAreMyPeeps: Too tired to read thread. Must try to figure out WTF this is all about tomorrow


drink moar!
 
2010-06-12 12:26:51 AM  

The English Major: Mr. Murder: Trillian Astra: I've never seen your dick and I'd prefer to keep it that way.

You've got mail ;)

Oh man I just heard that in a creepy version of the old school AOL tone.


As did I. I'm not afraid to check my email.
 
2010-06-12 12:27:04 AM  
It's cool yall. He's gone. We don't permit trolling other fark members.
 
2010-06-12 12:27:09 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Get some, Drew! Get some!
 
2010-06-12 12:27:10 AM  
Here's a hot piece of ass.

www.chrash.co.uk
 
2010-06-12 12:27:10 AM  

img812.imageshack.us



/Equinox ain't 'til September, yo...
 
2010-06-12 12:27:16 AM  
i221.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:27:31 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Henry Rollins knows this well.

....

Seems like a happening dude.
 
2010-06-12 12:27:36 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2010-06-12 12:27:40 AM  
From Drew's Twitter: I READ EVERY ARTICLE IN THE QUEUE EXCEPT FOR THEPOLITICS TAB WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU DOUCHEBAGS JESUES CHRIST

Oh god I laughed hard.
 
2010-06-12 12:27:47 AM  

www.spidersparlor.com

 
2010-06-12 12:27:59 AM  

The English Major: Oh man I just heard that in a creepy version of the old school AOL tone.


I sending WIE to everyone who gives me a green arrow tonight!
 
2010-06-12 12:28:02 AM  
www.turbofark.com
 
2010-06-12 12:28:06 AM  
hmmm 4 inches of vodak gone, 10 more to go.
 
2010-06-12 12:28:15 AM  

platedlizard: El Pachuco: This thread is now about sinks.



lh6.ggpht.com
 
2010-06-12 12:28:25 AM  

Dallymo: Seriously, basemetal, those animated gifs of yours are horrifying. Mesmerizing, yes; hilarious, OK; but horrifying.

That cat thing is going to haunt my dreams.


i369.photobucket.com
i369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.com
i369.photobucket.com

 
2010-06-12 12:28:25 AM  
i37.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:28:30 AM  

TempeSun: Get some, Drew! Get some!


OH DEAR LORD WHY?!
 
2010-06-12 12:28:32 AM  

HellFace: DrewCurtis

BTW IM MAINPAGING A BUNCH OF TFDS SO EVERYONG HAVE FUN WITH THAT

I so hope this is true.


Is anyone even posting in there?
 
2010-06-12 12:28:37 AM  
HellFace: I so hope this is true.

IT IS!!! (pops)
 
2010-06-12 12:28:41 AM  

Cordwainer Deathbird: Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger: HAHA YOU HAVE TF

Yeah, and if I catch the sonofabiatch who did it . . . ;)


OH MY STARS AND GARTERS YOU ARE HERE.
*hump*
 
2010-06-12 12:28:41 AM  
ra-ra-raw

k
 
2010-06-12 12:28:42 AM  
Hello to Cordwainer Deathbird. Long time no see!

/also posting in epic thread
//hi to drunk Drew, as well
 
2010-06-12 12:28:55 AM  
Awesome. Pure awesome...
 
2010-06-12 12:29:24 AM  
RON PAUL wouldn't have posted this!
 
2010-06-12 12:29:25 AM  
Ric Romero These are tough times: You lose your job, then you lose your health insurance. Even if you're eligible for COBRA health coverage, it is very expensive, and the government subsidy to help pay for it is going away. But you may be eligible for low-cost insurance coverage through one of many state or federal programs.
 
2010-06-12 12:29:31 AM  
Cordwainer Deathbird, who are you and why does everyone love you so much?
 
2010-06-12 12:29:36 AM  
look out the cheat! we're taking this thing to the moon!
 
2010-06-12 12:30:11 AM  

eddyatwork: RON PAUL wouldn't have posted this!


RON PAUL
 
2010-06-12 12:30:16 AM  
img70.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-12 12:30:17 AM  
I think I've figured out the problem.
" SAILOR JERRY ON THE ROCKS TASTES TERRIBLE BUT IM GOING FOR THE TRIFECTA EARLY 19 minutes ago via web "

An ill-advised move from our fearless leader.
 
2010-06-12 12:30:17 AM  

Sarcastica75: Cordwainer Deathbird: Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger: HAHA YOU HAVE TF

Yeah, and if I catch the sonofabiatch who did it . . . ;)

OH MY STARS AND GARTERS YOU ARE HERE.
*hump*


I recall that name...this has epic return written all over it.
 
2010-06-12 12:30:26 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2010-06-12 12:30:36 AM  

TempeSun: Get some, Drew! Get some!


Duuuuuuude.
 
2010-06-12 12:30:40 AM  
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2010-06-12 12:30:40 AM  
Interrupted Infinitum: ....

Seems like a happening dude.


He'd have to be.

He'd be a liar otherwise.
 
2010-06-12 12:30:44 AM  
Hey I had a great time this afternoon sans Fark, Drew.

But now I'm back....to let you know
that I CAN REALLY
PUT 'EM DOWN
 
2010-06-12 12:30:47 AM  
This is Drew:

meetinnovators.com

This is Drew ON CAPS LOCK

sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2010-06-12 12:30:52 AM  
Does this also mean I can use the NewsFlash tag for when I have one of those sh*ts where nothing is on the toilet paper when I wipe?
 
2010-06-12 12:30:54 AM  
file.walagata.com
 
2010-06-12 12:31:03 AM  
THIS IS WHY WE ALL LOVE HIM SO MUCH

www.turbofark.com
 
2010-06-12 12:31:06 AM  
will no one encourage my descent into alcoholism?
 
2010-06-12 12:31:07 AM  
i221.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:31:08 AM  

Mr. Murder: The English Major: Oh man I just heard that in a creepy version of the old school AOL tone.

I sending WIE to everyone who gives me a green arrow tonight!


EIP hot suff.
 
2010-06-12 12:31:20 AM  
Always get a little nervous when I dust this one off...

img94.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-12 12:31:22 AM  
WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET
 
2010-06-12 12:31:32 AM  

i369.photobucket.com

 
2010-06-12 12:31:45 AM  
Firts pots!

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-06-12 12:31:50 AM  

mcsiegs: Does this also mean I can use the NewsFlash tag for when I have one of those sh*ts where nothing is on the toilet paper when I wipe?


Yes. Do it now.
 
2010-06-12 12:31:52 AM  

darkhorse23: THIS IS WHY WE ALL LOVE HIM SO MUCH


LOVES. IT.
 
2010-06-12 12:31:55 AM  

Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET


I BANNED YOU STOP POSTING WTF
 
2010-06-12 12:32:06 AM  
blog.andymerrick.com
 
2010-06-12 12:32:07 AM  
i37.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:32:07 AM  

Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET


You ok! I learned if trom you!
 
2010-06-12 12:32:08 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: hmmm 4 inches of vodak gone, 10 more to go.


You can do it. I believe in you.

TRAINING MONTAGE!
 
2010-06-12 12:32:11 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2010-06-12 12:32:12 AM  

Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET


CAPS LOCK MADNESS!
 
2010-06-12 12:32:34 AM  
Drew raped and murdered the politics tab in 2010.
 
2010-06-12 12:32:36 AM  
DREW!! DREW!!! Put your shirt back on!! DREW!!!
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2010-06-12 12:32:40 AM  
Oh man, Drew's drunk, this looks to be the makings of a legendary evening, and I've decided to go to bed early to get up to watch the World Cup.

/worst. timing. ever.
 
2010-06-12 12:32:40 AM  

Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET


Mmm. Chicken.
 
2010-06-12 12:32:42 AM  

Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET


You rock, Drunk Drew.
 
2010-06-12 12:32:42 AM  

Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET


Is this a double-fried Jesus, like in those new KFC commercials?
 
2010-06-12 12:32:42 AM  

Sarcastica75: Cordwainer Deathbird: Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger: HAHA YOU HAVE TF

Yeah, and if I catch the sonofabiatch who did it . . . ;)

OH MY STARS AND GARTERS YOU ARE HERE.
*hump*


*humphumphump*
 
2010-06-12 12:32:57 AM  
i283.photobucket.com
Drew's next dilemma
 
2010-06-12 12:32:58 AM  
um, it from.


stupid vodak.

\can you remove the flood barrier protection just for tonight>?
 
2010-06-12 12:33:05 AM  
aww but mom, that darn shadow government has been startin' on me again.
img815.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-12 12:33:11 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: will no one encourage my descent into alcoholism?


Carry on! If need be I'll take a few swigs of absolut with ya!
 
2010-06-12 12:33:23 AM  
www.turbofark.com
 
2010-06-12 12:33:26 AM  
It's quiet time guys.
 
2010-06-12 12:33:30 AM  

Cyberchp: Drew's next dilemma


...It's a streetlight.
 
2010-06-12 12:33:31 AM  
I love it when droot gets cute...
 
2010-06-12 12:33:38 AM  

Somacandra: i.imgur.com


Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

vegaswench: EIP hot suff.


Again? ;)

Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET


Who ARE you anyway? :P
 
2010-06-12 12:33:41 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET

You ok! I learned if trom you!


another inch goone! yay
 
2010-06-12 12:33:42 AM  
This thread needs to go main so that other people see what kind of shenanigans we're up against in our efforts to make this a respectable community.
 
2010-06-12 12:33:42 AM  

Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET


KFC or Popeyes?
 
2010-06-12 12:33:43 AM  
When Drew is drunk the squirrel goes nuts...


i37.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:33:50 AM  
This thread is now this badass.

maresca.livethelanguage.org
 
2010-06-12 12:33:53 AM  
fark it, I'm not missing this legendary thread!
 
2010-06-12 12:33:54 AM  
A great way to cap off crappy week. Thanks for making this liter smile.

/Father in law in bad motorcycle accident.
//grandmother died
///good friend from HS getting divorced
////parents getting divorced
//best boss in the world at my work gets fired
//This surreal week, I could keep with the slashies, at home with newborn however.
 
2010-06-12 12:33:55 AM  
WHAT WILL THE POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS OF THIS BE....FOR OBAMA?
 
2010-06-12 12:33:59 AM  
Fark.. Shark.. something regarding a major jump..
 
2010-06-12 12:33:59 AM  

Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET


I am fondling your balls.
Now where's my green arrow.
 
2010-06-12 12:34:10 AM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2010-06-12 12:34:15 AM  
i231.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:34:21 AM  

darkhorse23: THIS IS WHY WE ALL LOVE HIM SO MUCH


I have no recollection of that bar, but part of me is in that picture.
 
2010-06-12 12:34:25 AM  
Man, I wish I'd said something interesting in the Boobies, but I had no idea.
 
2010-06-12 12:34:26 AM  

Stile4aly: Drew raped and murdered the politics tab in 2010.


No, that was Nixon, you dolt.
 
2010-06-12 12:34:29 AM  
Another effect of Drew on CAPS LOCK

sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2010-06-12 12:34:29 AM  
Heh, I just stumbled in to go to bed and noticed the tag. That's funny because news flashes go to my phone and I didn't even have that on me. You're right, thanks.
 
2010-06-12 12:34:33 AM  

Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET


i221.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:34:42 AM  
I LIKED the politics tab the way it was, dammit --- it made SENSE. Now, it's just one of those goofy-ass TFer tickle parties.

Never thought I'd say ever say this ever, but seeing all these people who usually scatter like cockroaches from greenlights in here kinda makes me feel frightened and alone without Phil, YMO, libbynomore2, Canis/Gato/whatever and the other usual suspects around...
 
2010-06-12 12:34:47 AM  

Something Unironic: Uchiha_Cycliste: will no one encourage my descent into alcoholism?

Carry on! If need be I'll take a few swigs of absolut with ya!


I'll join you! I'm breaking out the bacon vodka!
 
2010-06-12 12:34:47 AM  
Picture unrelated.

img812.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-12 12:34:51 AM  
lh5.ggpht.com
/you better believe she's hot
 
2010-06-12 12:34:51 AM  

Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET


WHAT DO
 
2010-06-12 12:34:57 AM  

PanicMan: Uchiha_Cycliste: hmmm 4 inches of vodak gone, 10 more to go.

You can do it. I believe in you.

TRAINING MONTAGE!


We're gonna need a montage! (new window)
 
2010-06-12 12:34:59 AM  

Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET


please don't ban me.
 
2010-06-12 12:35:04 AM  

Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET


i.imgur.com
 
2010-06-12 12:35:12 AM  

Genevieve Marie: TehNacho: Whooo hoo! If any of you need something from Old Man Curtis now's the time, he's doped up or dyin' or something!

He's two comments away from being banned. This form of disruption is not acceptable.


Heh! Yeah, yeah...ban Drew! :-D
 
2010-06-12 12:35:14 AM  

Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET


tits or gtfo
 
2010-06-12 12:35:42 AM  
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2010-06-12 12:35:47 AM  

Genevieve Marie: This thread needs to go main so that other people see what kind of shenanigans we're up against in our efforts to make this a respectable community.


YOU'VE GOT THE POWER, YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH (new window)
 
2010-06-12 12:35:50 AM  
RAINBOW BRITE PICTURES ARE SLUTTY AND NOT ACCEPTABLE IN THIS COMMUNITY
 
2010-06-12 12:35:52 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2010-06-12 12:35:57 AM  
England is going to win tomorrow.
 
2010-06-12 12:36:13 AM  
i285.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:36:13 AM  

Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET


You started it.
 
2010-06-12 12:36:17 AM  
www.turbofark.com
 
2010-06-12 12:36:19 AM  
you put the chicken
in the basket

two points

 
2010-06-12 12:36:19 AM  
LOLHITLER!

i259.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:36:22 AM  
I'm at work.
 
2010-06-12 12:36:25 AM  
hockey!
 
2010-06-12 12:36:29 AM  

Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET

Account created: 2000-06-14 (approx.)


YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN YOU STARTED YOUR OWN WEBSITE, YOU DRUNK ASS
 
2010-06-12 12:36:37 AM  

i369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.com

 
2010-06-12 12:36:45 AM  
The day crew is definitely missing out on this. Another reason why I think the night shift at Fark is more entertaining than the circle jerks during the afternoon.
 
hsg
2010-06-12 12:36:55 AM  
If only you'd actually deleted everything in the politics tab - I just looked, and all that crap was still here.
 
2010-06-12 12:37:02 AM  
DUDE I'VE BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT AND I GOT BLOND GIRL COMING OVER RIGHT NOW! BRING IT farkING ON!
 
2010-06-12 12:37:05 AM  

Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET


WITH, not IN:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-06-12 12:37:06 AM  
Every time I see a picture of Drew it detracts from the legend. He just looks so "three beers I get noisy four beers I go to sleep"
 
2010-06-12 12:37:14 AM  

basemetal: please don't ban me.


This is your queue to break out some really good pics!
 
2010-06-12 12:37:22 AM  
i285.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:37:22 AM  
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2010-06-12 12:37:27 AM  

farm5.static.flickr.com

Saw this bus a few hours ago at a rodeo. German tourists??

 
2010-06-12 12:37:28 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2010-06-12 12:37:34 AM  
TV Announcer: The Continental Soccer Association is coming to Springfield!
It's all here--fast-kicking, low scoring, and ties? You bet!
Bart: Hey, Dad, how come you've never taken us to see a soccer game?
Homer: I...don't know.
TV Announcer: You'll see all your favorite soccer stars. Like Ariaga!
Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!
Homer: Oh, I never heard of those people.
TV Announcer: And they'll all be signing autographs!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
TV Announcer: This match will determine once and for all which nation is
the greatest on earth: Mexico or Portugal!
 
2010-06-12 12:37:42 AM  
Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET

FIGHT THE POWER, DREW!!!

FIGHT IT!!!
(pops)
 
2010-06-12 12:37:53 AM  
I was planning to do some late night jobhunting fapping, but now this thread happens.

Drew, you have contributed to unemployment a rising kitten population.
 
2010-06-12 12:38:03 AM  
NewsFlash tag abuse.

Reported.

Well see how that turns out . . .
 
2010-06-12 12:38:14 AM  
he needs to drink more. I still remember when this place was just a little bit more civil.. before that farking politics tag. It's like the troll gulag.
 
2010-06-12 12:38:16 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: ra-ra-raw

k


ck
 
2010-06-12 12:38:18 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Genevieve Marie: TehNacho: Whooo hoo! If any of you need something from Old Man Curtis now's the time, he's doped up or dyin' or something!

He's two comments away from being banned. This form of disruption is not acceptable.

Heh! Yeah, yeah...ban Drew! :-D


WOULDN'T THAT BE LIKE DIVIDING BY ZERO?
 
2010-06-12 12:38:21 AM  
GM this is your chance to win over those TFers who were mean to you when you became a mod... main page baby main page. you know you want to
 
2010-06-12 12:38:23 AM  

Confabulat: I'm at work.


I'm on a boat horse.
 
2010-06-12 12:38:28 AM  
drew , take a pic of anything around you & post it
 
2010-06-12 12:38:29 AM  

img816.imageshack.us

 
2010-06-12 12:38:31 AM  

Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET


I haven't been able to go out n party since the Fark party 2 months ago. Thanks for making my night dude. If you sober up sometime soon I'll tell you why.
 
2010-06-12 12:38:31 AM  

mcsiegs: Account created: 2000-06-14 (approx.)


I (almost) read that as 2010-06-14 and was like WHOAAAAAAAAA and HOW DOES HE MAKE HIS VOICE DO THAT??
 
2010-06-12 12:38:38 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2010-06-12 12:38:46 AM  
i21.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:38:50 AM  
Yelling at idiots while getting progressively shiatfaced is a God damned motherfarking American right.

It's in The Constitution!

Not that copy, the original one with the word "suckers" in it!
 
2010-06-12 12:38:54 AM  

ra-ra-raw: Uchiha_Cycliste: ra-ra-raw

k

ck

uck
 
2010-06-12 12:39:04 AM  
Keep f*ckin' that chicken?
 
2010-06-12 12:39:12 AM  
Yee haw!
 
2010-06-12 12:39:23 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2010-06-12 12:39:23 AM  
Drew is just this:

sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

much drunk
 
2010-06-12 12:39:35 AM  

darkhorse23: THIS IS WHY WE ALL LOVE HIM SO MUCH


I mostly love that picture because that's me in blue next to him trying to hide.
 
2010-06-12 12:39:35 AM  
Sarcastica75: you put the chicken
in the basket

two points



It puts the chicken in the basket.

:-/

It does this whenever it's told.

:-/
 
2010-06-12 12:39:40 AM  

Derek313: DUDE I'VE BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT AND I GOT BLOND GIRL COMING OVER RIGHT NOW! BRING IT farkING ON!


Post a thread where people suggest what you should do to her! It's a great idea!
 
2010-06-12 12:39:40 AM  
I wonder if True Farkers appreciate that their monthly dues are spent subsidizing the drunken tom-foolery of the service provider they're paying to objectively review their headline submissions...

It's like paying for someone to needlessly shave your testicles, but then they pull out the hot wax and rip out your back hairs instead.
 
2010-06-12 12:39:45 AM  
Here I am, with my PhD--the kids and wife are in bed, and I've promised my MILFY neighbor I'd illegally dump her garage trash for her at my workplace tonight under cover of darkness. In my defense she gave me her Food Stamp card with $100 left on it and I bought groceries with it--so I can now go buy beer. But I'm still Farking.

Ok, off to dump trash, then buy beer, then drink beer, then finish up Dodongo's Cavern in Ocarina of Time Masterquest for the Gamecube and try to stay up until my 2 year old needs a ride for her gym class at 10 am. Later biatchez.

/Hollywood is leading our kids down a moral sewer
 
2010-06-12 12:39:57 AM  
Careful tonight, Drew! Be careful!!
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2010-06-12 12:39:58 AM  

Cordwainer Deathbird: i221.photobucket.com


You're back, Drew's drunk and being highly entertaining...

Best night EVAR???
 
2010-06-12 12:40:11 AM  

darkhorse23:
WOULDN'T THAT BE LIKE DIVIDING BY ZERO?


Why would you divide by Drew?

Oooooooo....
 
2010-06-12 12:40:15 AM  

make me some tea: Since this will obviously be pulledd, I will take this opportunity to AW my culinary creations.

Here's what's currently in the crockpot:


You're cooking a dead bullfrog?
 
2010-06-12 12:40:25 AM  
I like the updated headline. Nice touch.
 
2010-06-12 12:40:26 AM  

missmarsha: Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET

tits or gtfo


WTF DOES GTFO MEAN I DO NOT UNDERSTAND your CRAZY MOON LANGUAGE
 
2010-06-12 12:40:33 AM  
But Drew...we can't go out there. The sun...it burns. And when we do go, we get arrested for public intoxication.
 
2010-06-12 12:40:35 AM  
Drew, you have always been a constant source of inspiration to me, perhaps at this moment more than ever. Aye, aye, sir; I shall commence the merrymaking at once.

/Posting in epic thread.
 
2010-06-12 12:40:38 AM  
nmemkha: It's in The Constitution!

RON PAUL wants a word with you buddy!
 
2010-06-12 12:40:39 AM  

ami5000: Post a thread where people suggest what you should do to her! It's a great idea!


She's gotta be passed out first though.
 
2010-06-12 12:40:44 AM  

bluetrain343: PanicMan: Uchiha_Cycliste: hmmm 4 inches of vodak gone, 10 more to go.

You can do it. I believe in you.

TRAINING MONTAGE!

We're gonna need a montage! (new window)


let's do this.

i451.photobucket.com


it tooko me like 5 min to upload and take this.
 
2010-06-12 12:40:52 AM  
Drew, thank you. I needed this kick in the rear to get back to studying for one of my last finals. Now all I have that can distract me is beer. Beer + literature = bad

/however, beer + philosophy = good
//and it's 6:40 AM over here
 
2010-06-12 12:40:52 AM  
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

I HAVE WACKY GLASSES ON, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
 
2010-06-12 12:41:00 AM  

Somacandra: Here I am, with my PhD--the kids and wife are in bed, and I've promised my MILFY neighbor I'd illegally dump her garage trash for her at my workplace tonight under cover of darkness. In my defense she gave me her Food Stamp card with $100 left on it and I bought groceries with it--so I can now go buy beer. But I'm still Farking.

Ok, off to dump trash, then buy beer, then drink beer, then finish up Dodongo's Cavern in Ocarina of Time Masterquest for the Gamecube and try to stay up until my 2 year old needs a ride for her gym class at 10 am. Later biatchez.

/Hollywood is leading our kids down a moral sewer


Wait, foodstamp cards buy beer in your neck of the woods?
 
2010-06-12 12:41:01 AM  
img820.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-12 12:41:06 AM  

i369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.comi369.photobucket.com

 
2010-06-12 12:41:09 AM  
www.turbofark.com

www.turbofark.com

www.turbofark.com
 
2010-06-12 12:41:18 AM  

nmemkha: Yelling at idiots while getting progressively shiatfaced is a God damned motherfarking American right.

It's in The Constitution!

Not that copy, the original one with the word "suckers" in it!


I don't know who youare, but if you aren't drinking, start.

suckers
 
2010-06-12 12:41:23 AM  

missmarsha: everyone know there are only man-boobs in the politics tab


that's sad. Guess it's good that I've never gotten BIE then - I think someone sending me their man-boobs is about the only way me home on a friday night could get worse.