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(Fark) NewsFlash I just deleted EVERYTHING IN THE POLITICS QUEUE. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE IT'S FRIDAY OR APPARENTLY SATURDAY IN MY OWN TIMEZONE GET OUT AND ENJOY LIFE -DREW   (fark.com) divider line 5273
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2010-06-12 12:39:57 AM
Careful tonight, Drew! Be careful!!
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2010-06-12 12:39:58 AM
Cordwainer Deathbird: i221.photobucket.com

You're back, Drew's drunk and being highly entertaining...

Best night EVAR???
 
2010-06-12 12:40:11 AM
darkhorse23:
WOULDN'T THAT BE LIKE DIVIDING BY ZERO?


Why would you divide by Drew?

Oooooooo....
 
2010-06-12 12:40:15 AM
make me some tea: Since this will obviously be pulledd, I will take this opportunity to AW my culinary creations.

Here's what's currently in the crockpot:


You're cooking a dead bullfrog?
 
2010-06-12 12:40:25 AM
I like the updated headline. Nice touch.
 
2010-06-12 12:40:26 AM
missmarsha: Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET

tits or gtfo


WTF DOES GTFO MEAN I DO NOT UNDERSTAND your CRAZY MOON LANGUAGE
 
2010-06-12 12:40:33 AM
But Drew...we can't go out there. The sun...it burns. And when we do go, we get arrested for public intoxication.
 
2010-06-12 12:40:35 AM
Drew, you have always been a constant source of inspiration to me, perhaps at this moment more than ever. Aye, aye, sir; I shall commence the merrymaking at once.

/Posting in epic thread.
 
2010-06-12 12:40:38 AM
nmemkha: It's in The Constitution!

RON PAUL wants a word with you buddy!
 
2010-06-12 12:40:39 AM
ami5000: Post a thread where people suggest what you should do to her! It's a great idea!

She's gotta be passed out first though.
 
2010-06-12 12:40:44 AM
bluetrain343: PanicMan: Uchiha_Cycliste: hmmm 4 inches of vodak gone, 10 more to go.

You can do it. I believe in you.

TRAINING MONTAGE!

We're gonna need a montage! (new window)


let's do this.

i451.photobucket.com


it tooko me like 5 min to upload and take this.
 
2010-06-12 12:40:52 AM
Drew, thank you. I needed this kick in the rear to get back to studying for one of my last finals. Now all I have that can distract me is beer. Beer + literature = bad

/however, beer + philosophy = good
//and it's 6:40 AM over here
 
2010-06-12 12:40:52 AM
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

I HAVE WACKY GLASSES ON, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
 
2010-06-12 12:41:00 AM
Somacandra: Here I am, with my PhD--the kids and wife are in bed, and I've promised my MILFY neighbor I'd illegally dump her garage trash for her at my workplace tonight under cover of darkness. In my defense she gave me her Food Stamp card with $100 left on it and I bought groceries with it--so I can now go buy beer. But I'm still Farking.

Ok, off to dump trash, then buy beer, then drink beer, then finish up Dodongo's Cavern in Ocarina of Time Masterquest for the Gamecube and try to stay up until my 2 year old needs a ride for her gym class at 10 am. Later biatchez.

/Hollywood is leading our kids down a moral sewer


Wait, foodstamp cards buy beer in your neck of the woods?
 
2010-06-12 12:41:01 AM
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2010-06-12 12:41:06 AM
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2010-06-12 12:41:09 AM
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www.turbofark.com

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2010-06-12 12:41:18 AM
nmemkha: Yelling at idiots while getting progressively shiatfaced is a God damned motherfarking American right.

It's in The Constitution!

Not that copy, the original one with the word "suckers" in it!


I don't know who youare, but if you aren't drinking, start.

suckers
 
2010-06-12 12:41:23 AM
missmarsha: everyone know there are only man-boobs in the politics tab

that's sad. Guess it's good that I've never gotten BIE then - I think someone sending me their man-boobs is about the only way me home on a friday night could get worse.
 
2010-06-12 12:41:23 AM
Speaking of sinks, you know what's not cool? When you go to a buddy's apartment in college, get shiat faced, wake up in the middle of the night and puke all over the clean dishes he has sitting in the sink.

It's also not cool when you go to another buddy's college house and puke in his empty trash can in the middle of the night, don't tell anyone you did it, forget you did it the next day, and your buddy finds it like 2 days later.

Yes, I still get shiat for those, 15 years later.
 
2010-06-12 12:41:23 AM
gadian: But Drew...we can't go out there. The sun...it burns. And when we do go, we get arrested for public intoxicationmasturbation.

FTFM
 
2010-06-12 12:41:24 AM
I feel judged and therefore I disapprove
 
2010-06-12 12:41:27 AM
hsg: If only you'd actually deleted everything in the politics tab - I just looked, and all that crap was still here.

The queue of upcoming and submitted stories was cleared out. I just went for a "First Submit"
 
2010-06-12 12:41:32 AM
DREW, IF YOU KEEP DRINKING, I HOPE YOU KNOW THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO SOBER YOU UP!


i269.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:41:33 AM
Why did we have all these children?
 
2010-06-12 12:41:35 AM
The NaSkAr: If you sober up sometime soon I'll tell you why.

And if you don't sober up, he's making you sleep on the couch tonight
 
2010-06-12 12:41:39 AM
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2010-06-12 12:41:42 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Sarcastica75: you put the chicken
in the basket

two points


It puts the chicken in the basket.

:-/

It does this whenever it's told.

:-/


=D
/gets the hose
 
2010-06-12 12:41:42 AM
Who the fark green lights this crap
 
2010-06-12 12:41:52 AM
Some of us are married, and don't drink (much).

Some of us are married, and probably SHOULD drink more.
 
2010-06-12 12:41:54 AM
PanicMan: Something Unironic: Uchiha_Cycliste: will no one encourage my descent into alcoholism?

Carry on! If need be I'll take a few swigs of absolut with ya!

I'll join you! I'm breaking out the bacon vodka!


let's do eet, I'm photographing my bottle of vodak because I can.
 
2010-06-12 12:42:07 AM
Drew: WTF DOES GTFO MEAN I DO NOT UNDERSTAND your CRAZY MOON LANGUAGE

Since we are all in the grip of madness here I would like to note that I enjoy frequent and vigorous anal intercourse with your mother.
 
2010-06-12 12:42:08 AM
Drew: missmarsha: Drew: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET

tits or gtfo

WTF DOES GTFO MEAN I DO NOT UNDERSTAND your CRAZY MOON LANGUAGE


GET THE FARK OUT
man you're hammered. Go to DragonCon this year
 
2010-06-12 12:42:20 AM
Hahhahaha......
 
2010-06-12 12:42:26 AM
i221.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-12 12:42:29 AM
tjfly, you still think farkers are Drew's customers? After all this time?

Here's how it works: Farkers are Fark's product. Advertisers are Fark's customers.
 
2010-06-12 12:42:29 AM
ZeroCorpse: Some of us are married, and don't drink (much).

Some of us are married, and probably SHOULD drink more.


well some of you p-robably shouldn't me her.e
 
2010-06-12 12:42:46 AM
NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo *cough*
 
2010-06-12 12:42:52 AM
Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger: Since we are all in the grip of madness here I would like to note that I enjoy frequent and vigorous anal intercourse with your mother.

Also the mother of everybody else in this thread. Even the ones that are dead. Especially the ones that are dead.
 
2010-06-12 12:42:54 AM
Dammit, I just spent the last four hours at a wine bar, being social, wishing my friend a fond farewell, and participating in lively conversations about working in academia. I don't wanna go back out. I want to curl up and watch a bad movie.
 
2010-06-12 12:42:55 AM
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2010-06-12 12:42:59 AM
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2010-06-12 12:43:04 AM
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
 
2010-06-12 12:43:08 AM
dude, i remember my first beer too.

high five
 
2010-06-12 12:43:16 AM
WHERE
TEH UNBELETE BuTTUN
WHER
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2010-06-12 12:43:17 AM
www.turbofark.com
 
2010-06-12 12:43:24 AM
Cordwainer Deathbird [TotalFark]
You know, he;s only 30 when he fights in ff7
 
2010-06-12 12:43:25 AM
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2010-06-12 12:43:30 AM
I think I farked on myself..... Thanks Drew!!
 
2010-06-12 12:43:38 AM
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